[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Game

Jason's "morning" started when the sun shone on half of the bed.

After feeling the sun, he opened his eyes and took a look, then rubbed his messy red hair on the pillow, turned into a cat, and retracted into Tony's arms, using him to block the sun, and continued to sleep.

Tony turned over with the big orange cat in his arms, and stroked the cat's back.

The orange cat in his arms opened its eyes slightly, and made a long sound like a warning, "Meow--", the cat's tail also raised, wrapping around his wrist.

Of course, this drawn-out meow was of no use.

Tony opened his eyes, he naturally raised his wrist, and kissed the cat's tail a few times, "What's wrong?"

Jason Meow stared at him for a few seconds, then stretched out his claws to press his mouth.

The cat's paw was also grabbed by Tony, kissed it, and still asked naturally: "What do you want for breakfast? Let me check the time."

When the dangerous issue of eating was mentioned, Jason paused for a moment with the back cat paw that was stretched out to kick Tony, and retracted it reservedly and slowly.

Tony casually pulled the small clock on the bedside table over to see the time and immediately changed his words, "What do you want for lunch?"

He turned his head and saw Jason Meow staring at him affectionately, and even let out a coquettish "meow~".

Barbecue, burgers, donuts are fine.

Just skip the fried eggs.

Tony: "..."

He picked up the cat and kissed the forehead a few times, "That was an accident, really."

The great genius Tony Stark cooked for the first time and made a not-so-good-looking omelette.

Jason Meow stared at the omelet for a long time, and ate the omelet bit by bit under Tony's calm and nervous eyes.

At noon that day, Tony rushed to the hospital with the cat in his arms before his fever started.

The next day, Gotham's headline was "New York's richest man abuses birds", with a picture of Tony carrying a cat to the hospital.

You know, in Gotham, Jason didn't go to the hospital because of food poisoning, how long did he stay in New York before he went to the hospital?

no!The bird must be brought back.

New York headlines responded politely, [counting the number of times the masked vigilantes were injured], the attached picture shows Gotham City under the moonlight, and Batman looking back against the light from a certain building.

You /mother/, others can blindly praise Gotham, but can you Gotham people not know the actual situation? ? ?

Don't look at Batman's glamorous appearance, but he doesn't know how many injuries he suffers every day behind his back!

He can't even go to the hospital!

New York is different, anyway, everyone knows every time Iron Man gets hurt.

After that incident, the headlines of Gotham and New York fought each other for two or three days. The anger was about to dissipate, but for some reason, it ignited again, and it became the headlines of three cities, Gotham, New York and Metropolis.

Other urban headlines without superheroes smiled.

:)

Anyway, Tony took out the spirit of research and studied cooking, and finally he was able to make the shape very delicious.

But Jason refused.

For a certain period of time, he would dream that he had eaten a fried egg, and then he was pleasantly surprised to find that he woke up from the dream.

Tony kissed the cat's paw, "There's nothing Stark can't handle—including cooking."

Jason Meow kicked his back cat paw a little above the reactor, trying to stay away from him.

After staying away from nothing, Jason Meow simply moved his mouth. Tony kissed him, and he bit him, threatening with his pointed cat teeth.

After this childish daily activity lasted for more than ten minutes.

Natasha leaned against the door, reached out and knocked on the door frame, "I'm sorry to disturb you, but I watched for 3 minutes, and I think you will continue for a long time."

Tony turned to look at her. Before he could speak, Jason pushed him to the end of the bed by surprise. When he came back to his senses, the little bad cat who pushed him had already got into the quilt, revealing a cat's tail, and from time to time Give it a quick shake.

The beautiful agent, who is still single at present, crossed her hands together, she thought of her upcoming schedule, smiled meaningfully, and watched Tony hug the cat to no avail, and finally went on a mission.

The red tin can soared into the sky and quickly went to the mission location.

Natasha was still leaning against the door and did not leave. She took out the card and glanced at it, "Tony's mission will probably last a little longer, a day or two."

Jason Meow peeked out the cat's head from under the quilt to look at her.

A black invitation was placed in front of the cat's head by Natasha.

As a high emotional intelligence recognized by the Avengers, Natasha was entrusted with important tasks, and was also responsible for establishing diplomatic relations with the Justice League.

This invitation was given to her by Ye Yi when she went to Gotham for business not long ago.

Hmm... It's an invitation to the Bat family's family dinner.

Jason Meow lowered his head, looked at the bat silhouette on the invitation card, and then looked up at Natasha.

Natasha rubbed his cat's head, and continued rubbing after making sure Jason didn't feel disgusted, since Tony wasn't there anyway, "Dick gave it to me, um..."

A certain period of time before, everyone in the Avengers tacitly blocked the affairs of the Justice League, but it was a special period and treated specially.

That period of time has passed, and Avengers talked about Jason and Gotham before the mission.

After all, they are all teammates, and they all hope that their teammates are well, whether it is their own safety or the relationship with their families.

—Fork Tony out first.

It's not like Jason's been back to Gotham before, with Tony, and, uh...

The headline in Gotham that day was that Iron Man seriously challenged Gotham's authority and suggested that Batman beat him out.

In Wayne Manor, the corresponding etiquette is relatively strict, so Jason can understand that there are invitations for the family banquet.

The invitation is a silhouette of a bat, which is also understandable - anyway, it is certain that Batman did not do it.

Natasha saw the orange cat's blue eyes blink a few times, like the sparkling sea, the cat's red paws restrainedly held the invitation, and pulled it in.

This meant that Natasha would not be allowed to take back the invitation.

Natasha rubbed the cat's ears again, and let go when she noticed that the cat's ears were sticking up, "The invitation has been delivered, and I still have tasks, so I'll leave first."

After she left the room, she sent Ye Yi a message.

The Avengers and the Justice League only need to communicate appropriately, and it is not appropriate to have too deep a relationship. Too deep communication also means that there is a high chance of conflicts. After all, the styles of the two parties are not very similar.

But it is still possible to contact Ye Yi through a personal relationship.

Although she said that she had a mission when she left, she had already completed all the recent missions. It was rare for her to walk to the lobby in a relaxed way, and she even changed her status in the chat channel from [Tasking] to [Rest].

Except for Tony, the status of everyone else is [Rest].

Clint glanced at it and found that Natasha was coming from upstairs. He was a little shocked and said, "You actually went up to be abused by them?"

Very cruel, too cruel.

It's amazing that Iron Man is out of the singles, and his partner is also in the reunion, which is even more amazing.

Seeing how they get along every day, Clint wants to take over his wife and children.

But this idea was still suppressed by him rationally.

From then on, when facing Tony and Jason present at the same time or only one of them present, he learned to open his eyes and act as if he couldn't see.

Natasha shrugged, and said to other single people: "If you want, I can introduce you—there are many beautiful girls in S.H.I.E.L.D."

Others expressed their refusal.

It was just a joke, and Natasha didn't mind. She took a sip of water and said, "Jason will go to Gotham in a few days, and I sent the invitation."

Clint immediately cheered up and asked, "What's Stark's expression?"

Tony's expression must have been funny anyway.

The TV in the hall was broadcasting the news, and the host inside said a few words, and then switched the screen to other places.

Lex Luthor stands in the center of the crowd in the picture, dissing Superman humorously and sharply.

There were reporters around taking pictures. The flash was already very bright and dazzling, but when it reflected on Luthor's bald head, it became even more dazzling.

Anyway, in this video, he is so bright that people can see even the subtle expressions clearly.

Steve glanced at the news, and then turned to look at Natasha, listening to her talk about Tony's face.

After all, everyone present has a good memory, and they still remember the headlines from Gotham last time.

Natasha put the water glass on the table, "You can see for yourself when the time comes, when I went, Tony was talking about fried eggs..."

Including her, everyone's complexion became subtle.

Clint said: "...sorry I don't want to recall the feeling of being swept away by a cat's tail at all...It's more exciting/exciting than seeing the Hulk being pulled aside by a cat's claws."

Banner, who was called suddenly, glanced at him, "What's none of my business?"

Anyway, it was the Hulk who was bullied by the cat. Compared with it, it was more comforting.

Natasha finished the previous sentence, "...so I didn't tell Tony about the invitation."

Mainly, the styles of Iron Man and Batman seem to be really incompatible, and it's easy to bang bang bang like last time.

The last time Wayne Manor collapsed by one-third, Gotham headlines and New York headlines targeted each other for three months.

This time, to be honest, the Avengers Tower was fine, and they didn't want to replace it with a new one.

Iron Man flew back to the Avengers Building, and the building's system separated the glass to the two sides the moment it detected his presence in the distance, allowing him to fly directly into the interior.

After Iron Man fell to the ground, his suit disintegrated automatically as he walked forward.

The other Avengers are there too, seemingly chatting casually.

Tony walked over, "Okay, guys, you don't have missions?"

He picked up the red wine on the counter and poured a glass, and said casually, "I thought S.H.I.E.L.D. needed me more technically?"

Steve was the first to say, "Um...Tony, your comm is broken?"

To be precise, the steel suit was partially damaged, but there was no major problem. Tony flew back first without repairing it first, "It seems to be? But there is no major problem... Where is Jason?"

At the beginning, it was just talking and didn't really intend not to tell Jason who received the invitation: "..."

Natasha said: "He went to Gotham."

Tony moved the glass away, "???"

Natasha said tactfully: "...your communicator is broken."

But that's okay, anyway, Tony has never liked Gotham very much.

——In fact, anyone who has a boyfriend who is Jason's flower will have mixed feelings about Gotham.

I like Gotham because Jason was born in Gotham, and I hate Gotham because of some well-known encounters with Jason.

Tony was impressed by Batman and the Joker because of the video restored by Lao Jia.

He spread his hands, "Then, if my communicator is not broken, will you tell me?"

Banner thought for a while and replied, "Although I don't want to see you show your affection, there's no need to hide it from you."

There is really nothing to hide about this matter, if the communicator is not broken.

Clint comforted, "Think about it, maybe it's just that your communicator doesn't want to see Iron Man appearing in the headlines of Gotham anymore?"

take care.

The others cast goodbye glances at him.

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