[Comprehensive British and American] Technology cannot save superheroes

"Mjolnir, do you want fried chicken?"

The hammer shook, and the head of the hammer was still a little drunken red.

Even if he wants to eat, he has no mouth!

Roy sighed in his heart, it seems that Hammer Soul can't show a human form, which is a pity.

"Mjolnir, do you like to drink then?"

The hammer tapped its head, and the handle went up and down in the air.

The feeling of soaking in wine is really cool!

"Our family doesn't drink beer much, so Budweiser is the only one. Let me buy some other types online. Some German beer, some white beer, dark beer, yogurt beer, and draft, dry beer, malt beer, cold beer and so on. "

"Wow, there are so many types online, I don't know what to choose, Mjolnir help me choose?"

Mjolnir flies through the air and stays next to Roy's head.

Tony stared at the hammer that could punch a big hole in the ground, and now it was only a few centimeters away from the baby brother, with a dignified expression.

Tony couldn't understand it very much. Where does a hammer without a mouth and can't eat fried chicken come from with eyes that can see the shopping interface on the ipad?

"Mjolnir, do you know how to read? You are an alien, do you not know the characters on our earth? Let me read it to you: dark beer is a beer brewed by adding some caramel malt to malt raw materials. It is characterized by deep color, strong bitterness, good foam, high alcohol content, and has a caramel aroma."

The hammer nodded the hammer head, um, this is what I want.

Roy probably saw that the hammer is also a choice disorder, so he directly took out the adult's choice.

"Then let's buy a few boxes of each, soak them all, and then see which one you like, and we can buy more of them in the future."

Rogers pushed the door open, patted the dirt off his hands, and walked into the bathroom.

While walking, he told the two Starks that the Christmas tree had been planted.

Tony nodded coldly, and continued to think about where a hammer came from.

Roy touched his pet hammer and gave Rogers a big smile.

"Thank you, Uncle Steve~~ A Christmas tree is a perfect Christmas!"

This Christmas, Roy lived very contentedly, with his dear brother and new uncle to accompany him.

Although Mom and Dad are still asleep, Roy believes that when he says Merry Christmas to Mom and Dad, they will definitely hear them.

Lowy also got a pet, Mjolnir, for Christmas.

Tony felt that even if his younger brother wanted to keep a pet, he should have the most beautiful, cuddly and softest puppet cat, just like his cute younger brother, who was soft when he stared at people with wide-eyed eyes.

And Mjolnir is cold, not hot, not furry, not suitable for his brother at all.

Roy likes Mjolnir very much, and takes it wherever he goes.

Of course, Roy couldn't lift Mjolnir, and Mjolnir could only fly wherever he went.

If Roy is busy in the laboratory, Mjolnir will sometimes obediently wait for Roy on the table, and sometimes wander around the house and yard.Once, it flew directly to the top of the Christmas tree planted by Rogers, breaking several branches.

Mjolnir, who found himself 'causing trouble', flew to the ground, turned the hammer head, and found no one around.

Mjolnir swung himself around, punching a small hole and filling it with the broken branch.

If Tony hadn't discovered this scene when he habitually checked the surveillance camera, Tony would never have thought that a hammer would be so precise.

Is what Roy said true?Does this hammer have a hammer soul?

Mjolnir had a very happy Christmas at Stark's house, making any wine he wanted, and his destined master had been hungry for days.

At the beginning, when the people in the courtyard didn't serve him food, Sol lost his temper and almost got into a fight with the people in the courtyard.

Just when Sol was about to start, a kind grandmother gave Sol a hamburger.

Sol originally thought that the people in the atrium finally knew his identity and presented him with delicious food, so he ate the small hamburger in two mouthfuls.

Sol looked at Granny, and Granny looked at Sol.

This year's believers can't do it. Why was the bread wrapped in meat just now given to such a small one?

Sol narrowed his eyes, looking down at the crooked old grandma.

The grandma sighed, went into McDonald's and bought three more one-dollar burgers.

McDonald's in the United States has a relatively small cheese beef burger, which is very cheap, only one dollar each, known as the dolrburger (one dollar burger).

When the grandma handed the hamburger to Sol, Sol nodded in satisfaction, and after eating the three hamburgers quickly, he asked the believer who was the first to offer him what he wanted.

The old grandma laughed, her face was wrinkled.

"My child, I see that you have hands and feet, and you are not weak. Stop begging in the future."

"You can work hard and work hard to make money, which is my best repayment to grandma."

begging? ?

There are no beggars in Asgard's Asgard, and Sol didn't realize what begging meant for a while.

After he figured it out, the grandmother in front of him had already left.

Saul squatted in the alley next to McDonald's, thinking about the question of 'are all the people in the atrium stupid'.

When a few young people passed by McDonald's, they saw Sol in the dark alley.Instead of going into the alley, they put one dollar bills and some coins on their bodies at the entrance of the alley.

Asgard is a technologically advanced but back-to-basics place.

Many of the technologies on the ball were used by Asgard hundreds or even thousands of years ago.But the people of Asgard are industrious, brave, brave and good at fighting, there is no poverty or hunger, and theocracy is supreme.The monetary system naturally degenerates.

Still, Thor knew the usefulness of money.

After all, the grandma who bought him a hamburger just now had already demonstrated it.

A piece of currency with the number 1 on it can be exchanged for one hamburger.

Sol thought for a while, since the people in the atrium don't know how to serve him food, it is also possible to give him currency.

As a kind and friendly god, Sol can use the money to buy hamburgers by himself!

Saul looked at the young people who had gone away, picked up the dollars they dropped, and praised the young people's 'piety'.

Those young people will never know that they have been praised by a god.

In the next few days, Saul stayed in the alley next to McDonald's.

He was a little emotional.

The atrium is really depraved!

His followers are so few!The currency given to him was so little that he couldn't exchange enough food to fill his stomach!

Perhaps, he should change places?

Sol stroked his bearded chin, and felt that he was really smart, so he thought of a good way for himself.

The books say that missionaries are meant to go to distant places and preach all the way.

Then he walked all the way, someone should give him money along the way!

So happy to decide!

Let more people in the atrium experience his prestige!

For the delicious food, I want the burger just now!

The benevolent hammer god thought so, and embarked on a journey to find the hammer again.

The author has something to say: 1.

This year, no gifts are accepted for worshiping God, only hamburgers are accepted!

2.

Roy once again opened "Bleach" to review, how to find the suitable swastika mobilization words for his weapon.

"Scatter it, Meow Meow Hammer!"

"Shatter it, Meow Hammer"

"Sit upright in the frosty sky, Meow Meow Hammer!"

Roy: I've tried it all, it doesn't work! QQ

3.

After a lot of cuties said that I didn't spend much money, but after looking at the bills and found a lot, I thought about it.

I really wanted to buy a 618 item on the official website before 499, and then on 618, I learned that his Tmall store had an event and it became 349.

I found customer service.

Customer service refunded me the difference.

In other words, 618 I earned 150! ! (Wait, that doesn't seem to be the case)

I don't care, I earned it! !Then I will spend this money! !

I'm going to find my lovely Q print artist, draw me a Q version of Tony and Loy's double photo!

Hehe hehe