[Comprehensive British and American] Technology cannot save superheroes

In Sol's heart, the stupid Mjolnir, after sensing the thoughts of his stupid master who was blocked by Odin and could not summon him.

Immediately find the old housekeeper to put ice coke in his nest.

Isn't that iced cola?

No need for his new little master to do anything, someone will send it to Mjolnir!

Mjolnir wanted so much to get on his hips proudly, but he didn't have one!

Well, it's quite troublesome when expressing the need for Coke.

Mjolnir flew in the air and gestured a lot of KFC oversized cups that came from the sea of ​​consciousness, and also simulated the appearance of cola bubbles gushing upwards.

In the end, the old butler didn't understand, it was the new maid who looked so plain that finally came to her senses.

In the end, Natasha, who managed to 'sneak' into Stark's house as a maid by 'selling miserably', probably passed level six in Hammer Language.

Mjolnir wanted to give the maid a five-star review, but he didn't have any hands!

He wanted to praise this maid who understood his thoughts in front of the little master, but he couldn't say it.

Mjolnir was a little sad, why didn't the dwarf king open his mouth for himself?I can't make a sound, how can I communicate?

The inexplicably blamed dwarf king, who has lived for so long and hammered iron for so many years, never knew that a hammer needs a mouth!

Lying in the Coke, Mjolnir could feel bubbles all around him, feeling like his whole body was being stimulated and his whole body was being massaged.

The whole hammer was spread out into a hammer cake.

No, Mjolnir cannot be spread into hammer cakes.

The metal from which he was made is so malleable that if it does flatten, it may not come back.

Hey, when the dwarf king made himself, why didn't he know how to use some memory metal?

Just the kind that will spring back when stretched, go straight back when bent, and go back up when flattened?

The dwarf king, who took the blame again, didn't understand very much.A good hammer, isn't it supposed to be hard enough, straight enough and powerful enough to hammer everything flat?

It will bounce back if it is squished, it is a fake prop that is only used in dramas!

Mjolnir decided to wait for his stupid master to feel him again, let the stupid master feel the joy of sleeping in Coke and bathing in Coke in the sea of ​​consciousness.

After his brother was kicked down silently for several days, Loki finally let the queen Frigga let go and allowed him to go to the Atrium Earth to visit the brother who was severely punished by the heavenly father.

Heimdall is preparing to open the Rainbow Bridge for Loki after receiving the order from the Queen of Heaven.

"Where are you going to land? Near Sol, or near Mjolnir?"

Loki's eyes lit up, what does Heimdall mean, Sol and Mjolnir separated?

Oops, then should I go to see a good show at my brother's place, or go to Mjolnir?

Or go to Mjolnir, Sol will definitely come anyway.

"Near Mjolnir. When my brother is away, I will help him keep an eye on Mjolnir." Loki said nonsense seriously.

Heimdall knew Loki, and of course he would not believe that Loki was keeping Mjolnir for Thor.

But now that the Queen had given the order, Heimdall opened his eyes, tried to feel where Mjolnir was, and opened the Rainbow Bridge.

Rocky happily jumped off the Rainbow Bridge and landed in Gotham, not far from New York.

Heimdall closed the Rainbow Bridge, slightly raised the corners of his lips.

Well, Mjolnir is in New York, New York and Gotham Town. On the map of the United States, the distance between these two cities is less than the width of a finger.

This counts as being near Mjolnir.

Loki landed in an alley in Gotham City, and as soon as he got off the Rainbow Bridge, he was robbed by two humans holding iron bars at the entrance of the alley.

'Could it be that Mjolnir is in this kind of place? Loki frowned, "Or did Heimdall play tricks within the limits allowed by the rules?" '

Ah, whatever it is.

Loki felt that sending him to such a city was really in line with his wishes.

Someone dared to rob him, the god of pranksters, I haven't seen him for thousands of years~

Let's just play around first, and then go find Stupid Sol~

Kal-El opened his eyes from his sleep.

He sensed that another 'alien' had come to Earth.

Carl sensed it as early as Thor came to Earth.

But Sol is simple-minded, or rather silly and cute, from waiting for others to offer offerings to now only eating fried chicken and burgers.

After Carl observed Sol's daily life for a few days, he didn't bother to talk to him at all.

The arrival of Loki made Karl feel a little vigilant.

Loki's power made Kent feel a little ambiguous. If he said it was positive energy, it definitely wasn't, and if he said it was pure dark energy, it wasn't.On the contrary, I feel a little afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and will change my true affiliation according to the situation.Such an attribute that does not distinguish between good and evil, such a powerful magic power, if there is no positive guidance, it will be too dangerous.

Such 'aliens' actually landed in Gotham City.

Carl felt the need to inform his old friend, Bruce Wayne.

Wayne had just been on a night patrol in Gotham City.

After seeing Tony last time, the Wayne Group bought many surveillance cameras from the Stark Group and installed them in some dark corners of Gotham City for free.

Of course, Master Wayne can actually make cameras himself, but he is such a billionaire, why should he do it himself for such a small matter, just buy, buy, and buy.

These surveillance cameras are finally connected to the Sky Eye AI created by Wayne and Stark.Bruce Wayne is notified of any crime or potential crime.

Even so, Wayne always likes to go around every corner of Gotham City himself at night to make sure nothing is overlooked.

Today is Christmas Eve, nothing happened.

Wayne took off his armor and returned to his manor. As soon as he entered the bedroom, he saw a figure.

The bedroom window was open, and the moonlight shone through the window, shining on the tall figure.

The moonlight is too gentle, and the interlaced light and shadow make Kent with black hair, blue eyes, big breasts and long legs look like an elf under the moonlight, as long as he can ignore those muscles...

Wayne suddenly remembered that before the patrol today, he was chatting with Tony on the topic of 'how to use high technology to protect the city'.

Tony found many photos of supermodels related to Wayne from the Internet, and complained about Wayne's aesthetics.

"They're all black-haired, blue-eyed, big-breasted, and long-legged. Isn't your aesthetics too monotonous?" Tony shook his head. There are so many beauties in the world, each with their own characteristics. Only like this one?

Wayne retorted directly, "At least I don't want you, and I have a blonde with big breasts and long legs at home."

Tony:  …

Is Rogers raised by him? (yes.)

He dares to support the people's hero Captain America? (dare.)

As for whether Rogers can be supported or not, does it need to be said?Tony has done this (raised)!

The person who is still penniless in the lawsuit and can only rely on his [-]s to receive pension allowances every month is indeed supported by Tony.

But why did it come out of Wayne so strangely?

I really miss him Tony Stark, like a Captain America hidden in a golden house?

What nonsense!

Tony on the other end of the phone felt that he and Wayne couldn't continue talking, so he unilaterally hung up the voice.

At this time, Wayne, who suddenly found a black-haired, blue-eyed, big-breasted and long-legged beauty in his bedroom, felt that Tony was right to complain.

His aesthetics do seem to be... somewhat similar.

"What are you thinking?" Carl was wearing his tights, red pants and red cape, flying in the air without touching his feet, staring at Wayne, who was distracted when he saw him.

"It's nothing." Wayne continued to take off his shirt, ready to change into pajamas, "Why are you here?"

"I have something to tell you."

"Then why are you in the bedroom?" Wayne turned his back to Kent, turned his body slightly, and turned his head to look at Carl, "Why didn't you wait for me in the living room?"

"Ah Fu brought me in."

Carl was indeed led into the bedroom by Mr. Afu, Wayne's housekeeper, and Afu was very enthusiastic.

Ah Fu, who used to be a secret agent, said that he fully understands the owner's preferences, and as a British, he is also very open-minded!

After hearing Carl's words, Wayne, who had changed into pajamas, pulled away the only chair in the bedroom and sat down.Then Wayne said kindly to Kent, "You're welcome, sit down."

Mr. Superman looked at the room, the only thing that could sit was the bed.

Carl blinked those blue eyes, and said, 'I'm just here to inform you that aliens are coming to Gotham, pay attention! '.

After speaking, he jumped out of the window.

The author has something to say: 1.

When Bruce Wayne thought of Tony's "Golden House Hidden Beauty" compared with Carl's "Out of the Window" at this moment, he always felt that he had lost.

Tony: Hahahahaha!

2.

Natasha: The importance of learning a foreign language...

3.

Yesterday's listening test, everyone's hammer language scores were above 8 points (out of 10 points)

As the sole examiner, I would like to award the best answer to

"Xuan Ri" cutie

His answer: Cheers!

Brother Hammer: I love the atrium.

Hammer: Cheers~~~~~

4.

Please listen to the question, today is a comprehension question.

May I ask why the author mentions that Ah Fu is an 'British'?

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The reward for answering the question today is probably... Jiageng?hey hey hey