[Comprehensive British and American] Technology cannot save superheroes
Chapter 30 The Impossible
Loki found the atrium very interesting, especially this place called Gotham.
He would like to thank Heimdall, if it wasn't for his 'little mistake' when operating the Rainbow Bridge, Rocky would never have had the chance to find such an interesting place.
He will definitely conquer Gotham!
If you can't become the king of the darkness in Gotham, what about the throne of Asgard?
Let that big stupid Saul do it!
Life in Asgard is never so much fun in the Atrium!
Loki plans to stay in Gotham City for a while, but before that, he needs to confirm the situation of his silly brother.
If the silly brother is about to get the hammer, then he must create some trouble for him, so that he cannot return to Asgard too quickly.
Because once Thor went back, Loki would have no excuse to stay.
In this way, Loki appeared at the gate of the basement where Sol temporarily lived, and tried his best to avoid a bag that was not tied tightly and leaked a lot of garbage on the ground.
Loki straightened his clothes and wiped his hair.
Human hairspray works great.
After confirming that he was like a good little brother who just came down from Asgard and went straight to his "good" brother without staying in the human area, Loki raised his arm gracefully and knocked on the door in the basement. Small break.
"Oh, here we come!"
"Today's takeaway is a bit fast! I just placed an order by phone!"
"Your APP is really hard to use!! You have to call to place an order every time."
With the sound that Loki was very familiar with, the door of the basement was opened.
What appeared in front of Loki was a tall, strong, bearded man whose appearance fluctuated between strong and puffy, a very familiar man.
Loki stared at the person in front of him for five seconds without speaking, only one sentence in his mind.
"Who are you????"
Seeing the person who opened the door, Loki's mind was full of "Who is this?" "Why does he sound like Thor?"
And with this familiar feeling, the person in front of him must be Sol! !
However, what about the arrogance of Sol's natural prince?
What about the murderous aura gained from being brave and good at fighting and making a name for himself in all walks of life?
Who is this friendly-looking person who orders takeaway in front of me?
Is it possible that there are still people pretending to be Thor and come to make fun of him, the god of pranks?
Loki tried to say 'recognize the wrong person', then closed the door, turned around and left, and was hugged by Sol.
"Hahahaha, isn't this my younger brother!" Sol's voice was loud and he hugged him very hard, "Are you here to see my brother?"
"Quick, come in and sit down!"
Even Thor recognized himself, so Loki couldn't pretend to be stupid.
He was pulled by Saul all the way into the narrow basement.
For just a few steps, Loki stared at Thor in front of him.
Although he felt a little fatter, he was not bloated, and his body was still as strong, otherwise it would not be possible to drag him away like before.
In other words, is fat a little fatter, or is it strong or strong?
If the full beard can be shaved, it should still look like Thor, the most popular girl in Asgard, but the beard that has not been groomed for a long time looks a bit sloppy.
When Loki was pressed by Thor on the only sofa in the basement, he was still thinking about what happened to Thor.
After watching Loki sit on the sofa, Thor straddled his legs, took a step to his bedside, and sat down.
"Loki, long time no see!" Sol's tone seemed very happy.
Loki carefully observed Thor's expression, and found that Thor, who was always easily seen through in the past, seemed a little different.
At least Loki can't guess what Thor is in the mood now.
"Sol, why are you so fat?"
Sol patted his stomach and laughed, "Are you fat? Hahaha, maybe, no wonder I don't think my abs are so obvious anymore."
Rocky: ...what gave you the delusion that you still have abs?
"I can't help it. There are too many delicious foods here in the atrium, and you see, these are all given to me by my followers!" Sol pointed to an unfinished bucket of fried chicken on the coffee table, and a few people next to the sofa Bottles of wine, several empty wine bottles on the ground.
"My believers are so enthusiastic, they always want to offer me offerings, I'm embarrassed not to accept them!"
Loki: ...I always feel that something is wrong, is it really a confession?
"Besides, doesn't dad just want me to be like this, mingling with the people and learning what humility and kindness are? I'm not learning!"
Rocky: ...
No, I'm sure that's not what Odin meant.
Probably because Soldo said a few words, Loki, the god of lies, finally sensed a trace of lies in Thor's words, and also sensed Thor's emotions through this.
It seems a little reconciled.
Unwilling to be the god of thunder but have his mana sealed and thrown into the courtyard.
Unwilling to go to the earth, I found that I couldn't do anything, so I could only work as a porter to make ends meet.
How could Sol not know that those people were not making offerings to him, but just asking him to sell his physical strength in exchange for harvest.
It's just that you can fool yourself.
If Thor had really learned humility, learned mercy, learned to let go of his arrogance, it would not have required him to find Mjolnir at all, as long as he held out his hand, the hammer would have flown back into his hand.
Sol, who feels Mjolnir every day, knows deeply that he is not worthy to pick up that hammer.
At this moment, Thor is a little confused.
He's been to strange countries, strange planets, and if he wins battles in those moods, he'll be praised, cheered, won money, beauties, whatever he wants.
But the atrium is different, he has no mana in the atrium, only this little extraordinary physical strength.
In order to maintain physical exertion, you have to eat a lot.
And most things were more expensive, and Sol could only afford fast food.
So within a few months, Saul became 'stronger' a lot.
Fortunately, he does a lot of physical work every day, so he didn't become a white and fat Dabai, but he just became a strong man with a handsome outline and attractive body potential as he is now.
Hmm, but it might be a bit cuter when it becomes Dabai, but now it feels a little puffy with small eyes...
Loki wondered if he had been in Gotham City for a long time, and the time spent with those lunatics was too long, which made his brain not function well.
If it was before, when he saw Sol turning into a fat paper, he would have laughed out loud, and even rolled to the ground with laughter, patting the floor non-stop.
Of course, the former Rocky never thought that he would see Thor like this, but as long as he imagined this scene, Rocky thought that he would be extremely happy and excited, and luckily fell into misfortune.
But when Loki really saw Sol like this now, he was actually a little upset.
That's Thor, that's Thor from Asgard, how did he become like this in the atrium for a few months?
Who on earth bullied his stupid brother?
Loki looked around at the junk food, beer bottles, potato chip packaging bags, etc., and forcefully suppressed his anger.
It should be that no one bullied Sol, but Sol himself made himself like this.
It's ridiculous.
Loki has always thought that he has been outstanding since he was a child, smart and smart, and he is also very good at learning magic.But he just couldn't lead troops to go out, and he was inferior to Sol in every way.Loki even wondered if it was because of his life experience that Odin was afraid.
Although Frigga has always treated Loki as his own, but Loki knows that Odin doesn't like him as much as he likes Thor.
Loki has been here since he was a child, so he has nothing to do to make trouble for Sol and target his stupid brother.He didn't give up on himself like Sol now!
"Sol, your appearance is really disgusting." Loki spit out extremely harsh words, "Where is this Asgard's Thor?"
Sol leaned back, lying on his small bed, and directed Loki viciously, as if he didn't hear it at all.
"I'm not Thor anymore, I'm just a man without a hammer and no mana."
"The hammer can't be found without you!"
"If I can get it back, will it still be like this?"
"How do you know if you don't look for it?"
"I'm summoning Mjolnir every day to no avail!"
Saul rolled over and sat up, hugging his head.
"Just laugh at me, I just need to hit you once, and I'm the loser."
Loki pouted.
Joke Saul?He wasn't in the mood at all.
Besides, even if he laughs at Sol now, if Sol wants to beat him, he can't beat him!
Rocky decided to help Thor lose weight!
Yes, he must help Thor return to the original state.
Thor, the god of thunder, will make Loki feel happy when he teases him. Now this one makes God boring.
Well, but Loki couldn't put it that bluntly.
If he directly told Sol the reason why he wanted to help him lose weight, Sol would definitely remember it in his heart, and he would use it to make fun of himself when he had the chance, or thank himself sweetly.
Thinking of this, Loki shuddered.
"If Odin comes to see you one day, your appearance may directly piss off the king of the gods." Loki found an excuse for himself, "Then he will definitely be punished at that time and be sent down by him I stare at you."
"I don't want to listen to the old man rambling for a long time." Loki stood up and looked up at the ceiling where the long horns on the helmet could directly pierce through if he was wearing a helmet. place of life. "I'll help you lose weight!"
Sol: ? ? ?
No, this is the meat I ate with my ability, why should I lose weight!
Brother Hammer without a hammer got fat, and Brother Hammer's hammer also got fat.
Mjolnir's food at Stark's was really good.Although he doesn't have a mouth, he can soak in the wine tank at night, and during the day and when Tony Stark is doing experiments, he keeps feeding him some alloy plugs between his teeth, and he feels that life is beautiful.
Occasionally, he can also become smaller, put it in Roy's pocket, and follow Roy around.
It's just that Roy hasn't been able to lift Mjolnir's arm strength until now, so Roy doesn't know until now, in fact, Mjolnir has recognized himself a long time ago.
It is really not easy for Roy, who has no big breasts and long legs, to be recognized by Mjolnir.
Roy couldn't lift himself up, and Mjolnir could only rely on himself to fly every day, as if he was exercising after meals.
Tony narrowed his eyes as Mjolnir flew to his lab table.
How did this hammer know that he had some scrap metal again?
The structure of this alien hammer really made Tony very curious, and he wanted to dismantle the hammer more than once.
Like now, when Tony thinks about it again, Mjolnir shudders.
Then the hammer wrote a few letters in the air with the hammer head in the unmanned state: LORI.
"Hmph, I know you are Roy's pet." Tony withdrew his gaze from wanting to dissect the hammer, "Why, the wine Roy gave you isn't enough, so you came to my place looking for some snacks?"
If the hammer could talk, he would tell Tony.
Wine is the staple food, and broken metal is the small fish jerky!
Tony didn't intend to hear a hammer answer his question, so he casually threw the alloy that he 'accidentally' cut too much when he was just manufacturing the new mecha to the hammer.
The moment the piece of metal hit Mjolnir, it disappeared.
Tony grudgingly approves of the hammer's ability to handle scrap metal.
At least this will reduce the pollution of scrap metal to the environment!
When you have a chance, take this hammer to the scrap metal landfill, and let the hammer eat all of them, which is also a contribution to the environment.
At this time, Rogers, who had been working all day, returned home. Mjolnir 'whooped' out of Tony's lab.
Since I kept a hammer at home, everyone in the family has learned not to close the door.
Otherwise, when the hammer is looking for someone, it will directly penetrate the door.
In the beginning, Mjolnir, who was used to breaking through everything and finding the shortest flight route between two points, not only harmed a few doors of Stark's house.In order to be afraid of detours, Mjolnir sometimes directly penetrated the wall.
Later, Roy reprimanded Mjolnir and punished him by banning wine for three days. Finally, Mjolnir learned to detour when he saw the wall.
Mjolnir circled and circled and finally circled out and flew to Rogers' feet.
Mjolnir put himself on the ground and jumped up.
Rogers looked at the hammer at his feet, wondering why.
Mjolnir flew a little closer, brushed against Rogers' trousers, and jumped up again.
Rogers was still puzzled.
Roy, who came back with Rogers, understood as soon as he saw this scene, "Uncle Steve, Mjolnir is acting like a baby with you~ I hope you hug him."
Rogers: ...what?
Did he hear wrong?A hammer to hold?
The hammer vibrated excitedly, the vibration frequency was so high that it even made a 'buzzing' sound, as if agreeing with Roy's words.
Rogers squatted down curiously, then stretched out his right hand and lifted Mjolnir forcefully.
This time Mjolnir was obediently taken by Rogers.
Under Roy's guidance, Rogers held Mjolnir in his arms with his right hand and touched the hammer with his left hand.
Mjolnir rubbed Rogers' pectoral muscles contentedly.
Mjolnir said that he is not interested in humans; heart, it just misses the stupid master with big breasts and long legs who hasn't come to him yet!
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The gods of Asgard have never considered losing weight.
After all, the bodies of each of them are shaped by divine power, and become the most ideal state in their hearts.As their strength and divine power become stronger, it will appear that their bodies are perfect without any flaws.
Speaking of which, Loki suddenly thought that the image of the short, fat, good man that Heavenly Father Odin usually used most was just a disguise.
Everyone in the universe knows how Odin, the king of the gods, cannot maintain his perfect body before his divine power declines.
Odin just wants to use his current appearance to show that he is a tolerant, benevolent and great god-king.
If one day, Odin needs to step on the battlefield again and put on his battle robe again, I believe that Odin will become the god who was feared by all worlds and worshiped by all worlds.
Sol will be fat, oh no, the most fundamental reason why he will be strong is because his mana has been sealed.
Therefore, regarding the matter of making Sol lose weight, we cannot start with the method of increasing the power of the gods and restoring the body to a perfect state.
Mortal methods must be used.
Use the atrium man's method! !
Rocky began to search the Internet for "100 Ways to Lose Weight", "Starch Blocking Diet", "Protein Diet", and "21-Day Weight Loss".
Thanks to the boys and girls in Gotham, at least taught one god how to use the Internet.
It is obvious that Asgard's technology has surpassed the atrium for hundreds or even thousands of years, but Asgard's network is also used for things related to combat.On the contrary, after arriving at the atrium, Loki felt that the Internet was so interesting.
There are many people who use the Internet to hide themselves, pretend to be someone else, fiddle with truth, distort facts, and cause controversy.
But right now, Loki doesn't have time to play games with so many people on the Internet, and he hasn't even managed a Gotham town yet.
What's more, he has a more important thing to do recently-supervising Sol's weight loss.
Sol is very resistant to losing weight. In his opinion, what is the point of losing weight?
Anyway, Odin had already kicked him into the atrium, and he couldn't summon his hammer anyway.
One day he can't summon a hammer, one day he can't know Asgard, so what does it matter if he is fatter or thinner?
Even if Asgard encountered any missions that needed to be fought, he would not look for a Thor without a hammer like him.
Wouldn't it be nice to just let him eat and drink in the atrium?
Loki didn't bother to analyze why Thor, who was so proud and even a bit arrogant, turned into the current big man with a big heart and fat body in just a few months in the atrium.
He's not a psychiatrist.
Loki only needs one result, he wants Sol to lose weight!
Although Loki has a premonition that on the day Thor loses weight, Thor, who has experienced the atrium, gaining weight, and losing weight, may become a real Thor.
After all, people who can lose weight are those who are ruthless and persistent in themselves.
If in the past, some gods had predicted that Loki would sincerely help Thor one day, Loki would have greeted him directly with a dagger, poking a hole first.
But now, Loki felt that he really couldn't bear Thor's appearance.
After Thor turns back into the God of Thor, he can hate Sol again, and there is no need to rush for a while.
And~
Loki pursed his lips.
Witnessing Sol's weight loss is interesting in itself!
Sol firmly believes that as long as he is firm enough, no one can force him to lose weight!
Isn't it just eating less and exercising more?
Him, none of them!
Don't you just shut up and move your legs?
He needs to eat more and move less!
Sol wants to see what Loki can do to help him lose weight!
Rocky's method is very simple, he decided to bring Thor to Gotham Town.
Thor fought back with all his strength.
Loki looked at Thor and smiled slightly.
Saul shivered inexplicably, always feeling that something strange was about to happen.
Loki has always felt that intelligence is superior to force, so basically every time he fights, he is the one who is hanged by Sol.
But now~ Even if Loki didn't put much effort into force, as the god of Asgard, he was born with a stronger body, better physical fitness and greater strength than the people on Earth.
Loki applied the magic to increase his arm strength to his hands, then hugged Sol's waist, and carried Thor who was not small by the waist.
"My dear brother," Loki put his right shoulder against Sol's stomach, took out a new-looking mobile phone with his left hand and held it up high, "Look at the camera~"
"Such a rare scene, I must go back and share it with my mother~"
Thor: …
After Loki finished taking the picture, he didn't bother to carry Thor by himself.
He used a few spells directly, and let Sol float behind him, hiding his figure, and followed him all the way back to Gotham Town.
This isn't Thor's first attempt at transportation on Earth.
Sol, who has been working in New York for a month, has tried the subway system, the bus system.
But this is Saul's first attempt at a private limousine.
Sol couldn't help thinking, where did his younger brother get the money to buy the car?
Could it be that the younger brother has more believers?
Or is it that the followers of the younger brother are richer?
Or, the believers of the younger brother are more devout and more willing to worship his younger brother?
Is the God of Mischief so reputable?
Sol dragged his slightly double chin, thinking seriously and seriously.
After Sol and Loki arrived in Gotham City together, Loki cut off Sol's source of income.
In New York, Sol can easily find some fast food restaurants to work.
But in Gotham...
With his enthusiasm for doing things, Loki was welcomed by some people living in the dark side of Gotham City, and recruited a group of younger brothers.Under Loki's order, his group of little brothers began to eat at the fast food restaurant where Sol worked frequently.
The clerks of the fast food restaurant also chose to call the police at first.
After the police discovered that these villains would return after they were expelled, they used a signal to contact Gotham's patron saint, Batman.
In the dark night, Batman came to the fast food restaurant that was open in the early morning.
Seeing a group of people eating supper, some of them looked familiar, probably just released from prison.
"Yo, isn't this Batman?" Little gangster No. [-] stood up, shaking his legs casually, "Why, you like fast food too?"
"Do you want us to invite you?"
Batman frowned, this group of people didn't run away when they saw him?
"I said, Lord Batman, don't stand still." Little gangster No. [-] patted a hundred dollars on the table, "My buddies just made money, so it's not illegal to treat them to a snack."
"You look at me like that, I'm scared!"
Eating supper is really not against the law.
Even if it is a group of gangsters, it is not illegal to eat late at the same fast food restaurant for a week.
Even if other customers are afraid to come because the gangsters come frequently, it is not illegal for the restaurant to reduce its revenue.
What's more, these gangsters have all given money, and they don't even count as the overlord's meal.
"Go away." Batman lowered his voice and spit out a sentence from his mouth.
The punks shook their bodies deliberately pretending to be afraid, and all stood up.
They left the fast food restaurant with a lot of face.Before leaving, I still didn't forget to throw the unfinished dinner plate into the trash can, and the dinner plate was also put in the recycling area.
Fast food restaurants always check out before giving food, so there is no need to worry about these gangsters not giving money.
But Batman didn't expect that these gangsters were of high quality and knew how to close the dishes.
"Let's go, brothers~" Hooligan No. [-] beckoned, "This restaurant tastes good, let's come back tomorrow!"
The owner of the fast food restaurant was about to cry.
How could any of their national chain stores be particularly delicious?These bastards are obviously eyeing him on purpose!
"Master Batman..." The boss looked at the only savior on the field.
Batman can't take care of this matter, he shouldn't stand in the street every day in a fast food restaurant, waiting to drive out the gangsters, right?Even if they are all thrown into the Black Gate Prison, this kind of petty crime that disturbs the law and order will be released within a few days at most.After he comes out, he might even harass the fast food restaurant even more.
So the boss had no choice but to fire Saul.
Even if Sol alone can do the work of three people, the boss saves a lot of staff costs.But after Sol came, the turnover plummeted, and the money saved couldn't fill the hole in the turnover at all.
With the boss's dismissal gift - a box of fried chicken (the boss even picked out such good meat as chicken legs and triangles, and didn't give Sol all the chicken ribs), Sol returned to Loki in Gotham City to give him Small house for rent.
Although there is only one bedroom and one living room, it is much better than the basement where Sol lived before.
Loki originally didn't intend to give Sol better living conditions, but if Sol was allowed to live in the basement, then the next time Loki came to visit Sol, he would probably have to sit on the bed.
It's better to give Sol a room with a hall, so that Loki can sit on the sofa in the hall and wait for the dejected Sol like now.
"Job gone?"
Loki's tone seemed to have no memory at all, as if he led all of this, it sounded like usual, gloating that it had nothing to do with him.
Thor glared at Loki for the first time.
"What do you mean by losing your job!! I'm not working! I'm just doing a little favor for believers!"
Rocky: ...
Are you still sticking to the setting of making offerings?
"Oh? So your believers, don't believe in you now?"
"Of course he continues to believe in the great Thor, but I have fulfilled his little wish!" Sol puffed out his chest, Thor is so helpful to believers!
"The great Thor, do you still want to continue looking for new believers who can help?" Loki left the sofa that couldn't get bigger because the room was small, stood up and looked at Thor, "Or, The great Thor is planning to eat this fried chicken in a few days before making a decision?"
Sol touched his stomach, and when Loki mentioned fried chicken, he was indeed a little hungry.
But with just this little fried chicken, he can eat all of it tonight.
How about saving some for tomorrow?
"Hey Rocky, help me buy an oven." Saul said as he gnawed on the chicken leg, "I saw a TV commercial saying that it can bake pizza."
There are many types of frozen pizza in American supermarkets, and after you take it home, you only need to bake it in the oven for 20 minutes and you can eat it.Of course, the taste is not as good as the handmade ones in restaurants, but it can satisfy your cravings, and it is convenient and quick, which is a good news for those who are too lazy to cook.
"The oven needs money, my dear brother, do you have money?"
Sol was silent.
There is probably less than 50 dollars of wages he saved under his pillow. He still doesn't know when he will find a job again, ah no, and find believers who need help...
"I can give you the oven, who made you my favorite brother~" Loki walked to Saul who was sitting at the dining table, bent down and lowered his head, and put one hand on the wall behind Saul, Gave Thor a 'wall dong'.
Sol raised his head in a daze, with fried chicken sauce still on his mouth, "Yes, is it? Really?"
Loki raised his eyebrows, "But I have one condition~"
Sol's joyful face just started to collapse, and he knew that Loki couldn't be so kind!
"Great Thor, eat only vegetarian dishes for three meals a day, just for one week."
"I'll give you the oven~ How about it?"
"The kind of oven that makes everything delicious and juicy after just putting it in?"
"The kind of oven that can bake pizza, chicken wings, fish, and everything else!"
Loki's words seemed to be the whispers of the devil, encouraging a certain heart that was just about to move, to quickly sign a deal with the devil.
As the god of lies, Loki's language is particularly alluring.
However, even though Sol was sealed with mana, he didn't become a fool, so he wouldn't believe Loki's words!
So what if what Loki said was true?
So what if the oven could make chicken wings, pizza, dessert, and bake everything?
Being vegetarian is out of the question! !
Absolutely not vegetarian!
***—————***
Some people, as they say, cannot compromise in the face of the enemy's coercion and temptation.
And some gods say that it is impossible to be a vegetarian, and then they are tempted by the oven in front of them.
Saul categorically does not admit the above content.
It is impossible for the great Thor God to be shaken by the words of the God of Lies!
He agreed to be a vegetarian only because there are devout believers who want him to do so.
However, after Loki's proposal to be vegetarian for a week and change the oven was rejected by Saul, he appeared in front of Saul the next day, willing to provide Saul with a job, 'offering' money, and promised to put the money he had at hand in a week. Believers in the Oven Send Sol...
Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that it was sent by Loki.
Saul can naturally see it too.
But for the sake of the oven, Sol stepped on the steps given by Loki and walked down.
Claiming that he was moved by the firm belief of his believers, and for his believers, he decided to be a vegetarian for a week!
"Master Loki, do you really want to give Lord Thor an oven in a week?"
Hearing his younger brother's problems, Loki felt that he needed to improve the quality of his subordinates.
Don't ask such silly questions in the future.
As the god of lies, Loki felt that he didn't need to be responsible for what he said!
What oven do you want?
What pizza to eat without losing weight?What kind of chicken wings do you want?What dessert? !
Thinking of pizza, Rocky stopped at Domino's Pizza on his way to visit Saul and picked out their main dish, Five Cheeses.
Consisting of five different cheeses (Mozzarel, Fontina, White Cheddar, Romano, and Asiago), the taste is very rich after one bite.This mixed cheese pizza is the favorite of cheese lovers, with 400g of cheese added on top, because there are too many cheeses and two layers of bread.The amount of cheese is amazing. When you bite down, the rich cheese fills your mouth, and it will have a silky effect when you pull it lightly.
Generally, when making cheese pizza, other small ingredients are rarely added, which will affect the taste of cheese.
Rocky directly chose to customize when ordering, not only put five kinds of cheese, but also added several different sausages, such as Peporonni and sausage, so that when the pizza is ready, it can be served directly Holding the pizza, find a corner in the alley, and teleport to the small house where Sol lives now.
That night, Saul, who had insisted on eating the salad for the third day, was trying to resist the idea of spitting out his dinner, stuffing all kinds of grass.
Saul was thinking while eating, what kind of courtyard man would invent a food like salad?
This kind of vegan thing, even in Asgard, no woman would be willing to try it.
Is something without any meat called rice?
That is obviously punishment!
Sol felt a little regretful, he and the kid sent by Loki (crossed out)—the agreement he made with his believers was to be vegetarian for three meals.Obviously, you can add a little meat to the salad!
Don't think Sol is a fool, even if Sol doesn't have a mobile phone and can't surf the Internet, he can still watch TV!
The salads on TV all have chicken breast, beef cubes, shrimps, and salmon. Why is his salad full of vegetarian dishes, even without salad dressing!Obviously, it is written in the weight loss strategy on the Internet that there are many things that can be eaten!
The charm of lies is that they pay more attention to the words when speaking.
It's not that every sentence is false, that kind of lie is too low-end for Loki.
As the god of lies, Loki's words are generally unlikely to be found by Thor.
On the one hand, it's because Loki is more awesome, and on the other hand, it's because Sol... is stupid.
So Sol can only eat three meals a day for three consecutive days, Thor's face is almost pale.
At this moment, Loki teleported, and brought the freshly baked pizza, which smelled of cheese and meat, to Sol's table.
Sol, who was bowing his head and being a vegetarian, almost threw up the table and beat people because of this movement. If Thor hadn't reacted quickly and his hammer was not at hand = he was still sealed with mana = he might not be able to beat Loki, Thor might really He would beat up Loki violently.
Anyway, in Asgard, they have been fighting since childhood.
Loki signaled Sol to move his position with his eyes, and sat at the other end of the dining table, while himself, sitting in the position where Sol had just sat, put the box in his hand on the table.
The moment Loki opened the pizza box, Sol's eyes were fixed on the pizza.
Loki intentionally used the most elegant and slowest movements, using the knife and fork that appeared in his hand, cut a small slice of pizza, and put it in his mouth.
After the pizza was in his mouth, Rocky's first feeling was: Damn...
There is too much cheese, and there are various grilled sausages, which seem a bit salty.
After ordering the most popular pizza, Rocky now began to wonder what kind of strange taste people in the atrium have, actually like this strange taste?
Rocky didn't like the smell.
Compared with pizza, the special delicacies in some other small shops in Gotham City will make Loki feel good.Some time ago, a person named Lex Luthor contacted Rocky and asked Rocky to have a meal at a Michelin restaurant.rocky still
He would like to thank Heimdall, if it wasn't for his 'little mistake' when operating the Rainbow Bridge, Rocky would never have had the chance to find such an interesting place.
He will definitely conquer Gotham!
If you can't become the king of the darkness in Gotham, what about the throne of Asgard?
Let that big stupid Saul do it!
Life in Asgard is never so much fun in the Atrium!
Loki plans to stay in Gotham City for a while, but before that, he needs to confirm the situation of his silly brother.
If the silly brother is about to get the hammer, then he must create some trouble for him, so that he cannot return to Asgard too quickly.
Because once Thor went back, Loki would have no excuse to stay.
In this way, Loki appeared at the gate of the basement where Sol temporarily lived, and tried his best to avoid a bag that was not tied tightly and leaked a lot of garbage on the ground.
Loki straightened his clothes and wiped his hair.
Human hairspray works great.
After confirming that he was like a good little brother who just came down from Asgard and went straight to his "good" brother without staying in the human area, Loki raised his arm gracefully and knocked on the door in the basement. Small break.
"Oh, here we come!"
"Today's takeaway is a bit fast! I just placed an order by phone!"
"Your APP is really hard to use!! You have to call to place an order every time."
With the sound that Loki was very familiar with, the door of the basement was opened.
What appeared in front of Loki was a tall, strong, bearded man whose appearance fluctuated between strong and puffy, a very familiar man.
Loki stared at the person in front of him for five seconds without speaking, only one sentence in his mind.
"Who are you????"
Seeing the person who opened the door, Loki's mind was full of "Who is this?" "Why does he sound like Thor?"
And with this familiar feeling, the person in front of him must be Sol! !
However, what about the arrogance of Sol's natural prince?
What about the murderous aura gained from being brave and good at fighting and making a name for himself in all walks of life?
Who is this friendly-looking person who orders takeaway in front of me?
Is it possible that there are still people pretending to be Thor and come to make fun of him, the god of pranks?
Loki tried to say 'recognize the wrong person', then closed the door, turned around and left, and was hugged by Sol.
"Hahahaha, isn't this my younger brother!" Sol's voice was loud and he hugged him very hard, "Are you here to see my brother?"
"Quick, come in and sit down!"
Even Thor recognized himself, so Loki couldn't pretend to be stupid.
He was pulled by Saul all the way into the narrow basement.
For just a few steps, Loki stared at Thor in front of him.
Although he felt a little fatter, he was not bloated, and his body was still as strong, otherwise it would not be possible to drag him away like before.
In other words, is fat a little fatter, or is it strong or strong?
If the full beard can be shaved, it should still look like Thor, the most popular girl in Asgard, but the beard that has not been groomed for a long time looks a bit sloppy.
When Loki was pressed by Thor on the only sofa in the basement, he was still thinking about what happened to Thor.
After watching Loki sit on the sofa, Thor straddled his legs, took a step to his bedside, and sat down.
"Loki, long time no see!" Sol's tone seemed very happy.
Loki carefully observed Thor's expression, and found that Thor, who was always easily seen through in the past, seemed a little different.
At least Loki can't guess what Thor is in the mood now.
"Sol, why are you so fat?"
Sol patted his stomach and laughed, "Are you fat? Hahaha, maybe, no wonder I don't think my abs are so obvious anymore."
Rocky: ...what gave you the delusion that you still have abs?
"I can't help it. There are too many delicious foods here in the atrium, and you see, these are all given to me by my followers!" Sol pointed to an unfinished bucket of fried chicken on the coffee table, and a few people next to the sofa Bottles of wine, several empty wine bottles on the ground.
"My believers are so enthusiastic, they always want to offer me offerings, I'm embarrassed not to accept them!"
Loki: ...I always feel that something is wrong, is it really a confession?
"Besides, doesn't dad just want me to be like this, mingling with the people and learning what humility and kindness are? I'm not learning!"
Rocky: ...
No, I'm sure that's not what Odin meant.
Probably because Soldo said a few words, Loki, the god of lies, finally sensed a trace of lies in Thor's words, and also sensed Thor's emotions through this.
It seems a little reconciled.
Unwilling to be the god of thunder but have his mana sealed and thrown into the courtyard.
Unwilling to go to the earth, I found that I couldn't do anything, so I could only work as a porter to make ends meet.
How could Sol not know that those people were not making offerings to him, but just asking him to sell his physical strength in exchange for harvest.
It's just that you can fool yourself.
If Thor had really learned humility, learned mercy, learned to let go of his arrogance, it would not have required him to find Mjolnir at all, as long as he held out his hand, the hammer would have flown back into his hand.
Sol, who feels Mjolnir every day, knows deeply that he is not worthy to pick up that hammer.
At this moment, Thor is a little confused.
He's been to strange countries, strange planets, and if he wins battles in those moods, he'll be praised, cheered, won money, beauties, whatever he wants.
But the atrium is different, he has no mana in the atrium, only this little extraordinary physical strength.
In order to maintain physical exertion, you have to eat a lot.
And most things were more expensive, and Sol could only afford fast food.
So within a few months, Saul became 'stronger' a lot.
Fortunately, he does a lot of physical work every day, so he didn't become a white and fat Dabai, but he just became a strong man with a handsome outline and attractive body potential as he is now.
Hmm, but it might be a bit cuter when it becomes Dabai, but now it feels a little puffy with small eyes...
Loki wondered if he had been in Gotham City for a long time, and the time spent with those lunatics was too long, which made his brain not function well.
If it was before, when he saw Sol turning into a fat paper, he would have laughed out loud, and even rolled to the ground with laughter, patting the floor non-stop.
Of course, the former Rocky never thought that he would see Thor like this, but as long as he imagined this scene, Rocky thought that he would be extremely happy and excited, and luckily fell into misfortune.
But when Loki really saw Sol like this now, he was actually a little upset.
That's Thor, that's Thor from Asgard, how did he become like this in the atrium for a few months?
Who on earth bullied his stupid brother?
Loki looked around at the junk food, beer bottles, potato chip packaging bags, etc., and forcefully suppressed his anger.
It should be that no one bullied Sol, but Sol himself made himself like this.
It's ridiculous.
Loki has always thought that he has been outstanding since he was a child, smart and smart, and he is also very good at learning magic.But he just couldn't lead troops to go out, and he was inferior to Sol in every way.Loki even wondered if it was because of his life experience that Odin was afraid.
Although Frigga has always treated Loki as his own, but Loki knows that Odin doesn't like him as much as he likes Thor.
Loki has been here since he was a child, so he has nothing to do to make trouble for Sol and target his stupid brother.He didn't give up on himself like Sol now!
"Sol, your appearance is really disgusting." Loki spit out extremely harsh words, "Where is this Asgard's Thor?"
Sol leaned back, lying on his small bed, and directed Loki viciously, as if he didn't hear it at all.
"I'm not Thor anymore, I'm just a man without a hammer and no mana."
"The hammer can't be found without you!"
"If I can get it back, will it still be like this?"
"How do you know if you don't look for it?"
"I'm summoning Mjolnir every day to no avail!"
Saul rolled over and sat up, hugging his head.
"Just laugh at me, I just need to hit you once, and I'm the loser."
Loki pouted.
Joke Saul?He wasn't in the mood at all.
Besides, even if he laughs at Sol now, if Sol wants to beat him, he can't beat him!
Rocky decided to help Thor lose weight!
Yes, he must help Thor return to the original state.
Thor, the god of thunder, will make Loki feel happy when he teases him. Now this one makes God boring.
Well, but Loki couldn't put it that bluntly.
If he directly told Sol the reason why he wanted to help him lose weight, Sol would definitely remember it in his heart, and he would use it to make fun of himself when he had the chance, or thank himself sweetly.
Thinking of this, Loki shuddered.
"If Odin comes to see you one day, your appearance may directly piss off the king of the gods." Loki found an excuse for himself, "Then he will definitely be punished at that time and be sent down by him I stare at you."
"I don't want to listen to the old man rambling for a long time." Loki stood up and looked up at the ceiling where the long horns on the helmet could directly pierce through if he was wearing a helmet. place of life. "I'll help you lose weight!"
Sol: ? ? ?
No, this is the meat I ate with my ability, why should I lose weight!
Brother Hammer without a hammer got fat, and Brother Hammer's hammer also got fat.
Mjolnir's food at Stark's was really good.Although he doesn't have a mouth, he can soak in the wine tank at night, and during the day and when Tony Stark is doing experiments, he keeps feeding him some alloy plugs between his teeth, and he feels that life is beautiful.
Occasionally, he can also become smaller, put it in Roy's pocket, and follow Roy around.
It's just that Roy hasn't been able to lift Mjolnir's arm strength until now, so Roy doesn't know until now, in fact, Mjolnir has recognized himself a long time ago.
It is really not easy for Roy, who has no big breasts and long legs, to be recognized by Mjolnir.
Roy couldn't lift himself up, and Mjolnir could only rely on himself to fly every day, as if he was exercising after meals.
Tony narrowed his eyes as Mjolnir flew to his lab table.
How did this hammer know that he had some scrap metal again?
The structure of this alien hammer really made Tony very curious, and he wanted to dismantle the hammer more than once.
Like now, when Tony thinks about it again, Mjolnir shudders.
Then the hammer wrote a few letters in the air with the hammer head in the unmanned state: LORI.
"Hmph, I know you are Roy's pet." Tony withdrew his gaze from wanting to dissect the hammer, "Why, the wine Roy gave you isn't enough, so you came to my place looking for some snacks?"
If the hammer could talk, he would tell Tony.
Wine is the staple food, and broken metal is the small fish jerky!
Tony didn't intend to hear a hammer answer his question, so he casually threw the alloy that he 'accidentally' cut too much when he was just manufacturing the new mecha to the hammer.
The moment the piece of metal hit Mjolnir, it disappeared.
Tony grudgingly approves of the hammer's ability to handle scrap metal.
At least this will reduce the pollution of scrap metal to the environment!
When you have a chance, take this hammer to the scrap metal landfill, and let the hammer eat all of them, which is also a contribution to the environment.
At this time, Rogers, who had been working all day, returned home. Mjolnir 'whooped' out of Tony's lab.
Since I kept a hammer at home, everyone in the family has learned not to close the door.
Otherwise, when the hammer is looking for someone, it will directly penetrate the door.
In the beginning, Mjolnir, who was used to breaking through everything and finding the shortest flight route between two points, not only harmed a few doors of Stark's house.In order to be afraid of detours, Mjolnir sometimes directly penetrated the wall.
Later, Roy reprimanded Mjolnir and punished him by banning wine for three days. Finally, Mjolnir learned to detour when he saw the wall.
Mjolnir circled and circled and finally circled out and flew to Rogers' feet.
Mjolnir put himself on the ground and jumped up.
Rogers looked at the hammer at his feet, wondering why.
Mjolnir flew a little closer, brushed against Rogers' trousers, and jumped up again.
Rogers was still puzzled.
Roy, who came back with Rogers, understood as soon as he saw this scene, "Uncle Steve, Mjolnir is acting like a baby with you~ I hope you hug him."
Rogers: ...what?
Did he hear wrong?A hammer to hold?
The hammer vibrated excitedly, the vibration frequency was so high that it even made a 'buzzing' sound, as if agreeing with Roy's words.
Rogers squatted down curiously, then stretched out his right hand and lifted Mjolnir forcefully.
This time Mjolnir was obediently taken by Rogers.
Under Roy's guidance, Rogers held Mjolnir in his arms with his right hand and touched the hammer with his left hand.
Mjolnir rubbed Rogers' pectoral muscles contentedly.
Mjolnir said that he is not interested in humans; heart, it just misses the stupid master with big breasts and long legs who hasn't come to him yet!
***———————***
The gods of Asgard have never considered losing weight.
After all, the bodies of each of them are shaped by divine power, and become the most ideal state in their hearts.As their strength and divine power become stronger, it will appear that their bodies are perfect without any flaws.
Speaking of which, Loki suddenly thought that the image of the short, fat, good man that Heavenly Father Odin usually used most was just a disguise.
Everyone in the universe knows how Odin, the king of the gods, cannot maintain his perfect body before his divine power declines.
Odin just wants to use his current appearance to show that he is a tolerant, benevolent and great god-king.
If one day, Odin needs to step on the battlefield again and put on his battle robe again, I believe that Odin will become the god who was feared by all worlds and worshiped by all worlds.
Sol will be fat, oh no, the most fundamental reason why he will be strong is because his mana has been sealed.
Therefore, regarding the matter of making Sol lose weight, we cannot start with the method of increasing the power of the gods and restoring the body to a perfect state.
Mortal methods must be used.
Use the atrium man's method! !
Rocky began to search the Internet for "100 Ways to Lose Weight", "Starch Blocking Diet", "Protein Diet", and "21-Day Weight Loss".
Thanks to the boys and girls in Gotham, at least taught one god how to use the Internet.
It is obvious that Asgard's technology has surpassed the atrium for hundreds or even thousands of years, but Asgard's network is also used for things related to combat.On the contrary, after arriving at the atrium, Loki felt that the Internet was so interesting.
There are many people who use the Internet to hide themselves, pretend to be someone else, fiddle with truth, distort facts, and cause controversy.
But right now, Loki doesn't have time to play games with so many people on the Internet, and he hasn't even managed a Gotham town yet.
What's more, he has a more important thing to do recently-supervising Sol's weight loss.
Sol is very resistant to losing weight. In his opinion, what is the point of losing weight?
Anyway, Odin had already kicked him into the atrium, and he couldn't summon his hammer anyway.
One day he can't summon a hammer, one day he can't know Asgard, so what does it matter if he is fatter or thinner?
Even if Asgard encountered any missions that needed to be fought, he would not look for a Thor without a hammer like him.
Wouldn't it be nice to just let him eat and drink in the atrium?
Loki didn't bother to analyze why Thor, who was so proud and even a bit arrogant, turned into the current big man with a big heart and fat body in just a few months in the atrium.
He's not a psychiatrist.
Loki only needs one result, he wants Sol to lose weight!
Although Loki has a premonition that on the day Thor loses weight, Thor, who has experienced the atrium, gaining weight, and losing weight, may become a real Thor.
After all, people who can lose weight are those who are ruthless and persistent in themselves.
If in the past, some gods had predicted that Loki would sincerely help Thor one day, Loki would have greeted him directly with a dagger, poking a hole first.
But now, Loki felt that he really couldn't bear Thor's appearance.
After Thor turns back into the God of Thor, he can hate Sol again, and there is no need to rush for a while.
And~
Loki pursed his lips.
Witnessing Sol's weight loss is interesting in itself!
Sol firmly believes that as long as he is firm enough, no one can force him to lose weight!
Isn't it just eating less and exercising more?
Him, none of them!
Don't you just shut up and move your legs?
He needs to eat more and move less!
Sol wants to see what Loki can do to help him lose weight!
Rocky's method is very simple, he decided to bring Thor to Gotham Town.
Thor fought back with all his strength.
Loki looked at Thor and smiled slightly.
Saul shivered inexplicably, always feeling that something strange was about to happen.
Loki has always felt that intelligence is superior to force, so basically every time he fights, he is the one who is hanged by Sol.
But now~ Even if Loki didn't put much effort into force, as the god of Asgard, he was born with a stronger body, better physical fitness and greater strength than the people on Earth.
Loki applied the magic to increase his arm strength to his hands, then hugged Sol's waist, and carried Thor who was not small by the waist.
"My dear brother," Loki put his right shoulder against Sol's stomach, took out a new-looking mobile phone with his left hand and held it up high, "Look at the camera~"
"Such a rare scene, I must go back and share it with my mother~"
Thor: …
After Loki finished taking the picture, he didn't bother to carry Thor by himself.
He used a few spells directly, and let Sol float behind him, hiding his figure, and followed him all the way back to Gotham Town.
This isn't Thor's first attempt at transportation on Earth.
Sol, who has been working in New York for a month, has tried the subway system, the bus system.
But this is Saul's first attempt at a private limousine.
Sol couldn't help thinking, where did his younger brother get the money to buy the car?
Could it be that the younger brother has more believers?
Or is it that the followers of the younger brother are richer?
Or, the believers of the younger brother are more devout and more willing to worship his younger brother?
Is the God of Mischief so reputable?
Sol dragged his slightly double chin, thinking seriously and seriously.
After Sol and Loki arrived in Gotham City together, Loki cut off Sol's source of income.
In New York, Sol can easily find some fast food restaurants to work.
But in Gotham...
With his enthusiasm for doing things, Loki was welcomed by some people living in the dark side of Gotham City, and recruited a group of younger brothers.Under Loki's order, his group of little brothers began to eat at the fast food restaurant where Sol worked frequently.
The clerks of the fast food restaurant also chose to call the police at first.
After the police discovered that these villains would return after they were expelled, they used a signal to contact Gotham's patron saint, Batman.
In the dark night, Batman came to the fast food restaurant that was open in the early morning.
Seeing a group of people eating supper, some of them looked familiar, probably just released from prison.
"Yo, isn't this Batman?" Little gangster No. [-] stood up, shaking his legs casually, "Why, you like fast food too?"
"Do you want us to invite you?"
Batman frowned, this group of people didn't run away when they saw him?
"I said, Lord Batman, don't stand still." Little gangster No. [-] patted a hundred dollars on the table, "My buddies just made money, so it's not illegal to treat them to a snack."
"You look at me like that, I'm scared!"
Eating supper is really not against the law.
Even if it is a group of gangsters, it is not illegal to eat late at the same fast food restaurant for a week.
Even if other customers are afraid to come because the gangsters come frequently, it is not illegal for the restaurant to reduce its revenue.
What's more, these gangsters have all given money, and they don't even count as the overlord's meal.
"Go away." Batman lowered his voice and spit out a sentence from his mouth.
The punks shook their bodies deliberately pretending to be afraid, and all stood up.
They left the fast food restaurant with a lot of face.Before leaving, I still didn't forget to throw the unfinished dinner plate into the trash can, and the dinner plate was also put in the recycling area.
Fast food restaurants always check out before giving food, so there is no need to worry about these gangsters not giving money.
But Batman didn't expect that these gangsters were of high quality and knew how to close the dishes.
"Let's go, brothers~" Hooligan No. [-] beckoned, "This restaurant tastes good, let's come back tomorrow!"
The owner of the fast food restaurant was about to cry.
How could any of their national chain stores be particularly delicious?These bastards are obviously eyeing him on purpose!
"Master Batman..." The boss looked at the only savior on the field.
Batman can't take care of this matter, he shouldn't stand in the street every day in a fast food restaurant, waiting to drive out the gangsters, right?Even if they are all thrown into the Black Gate Prison, this kind of petty crime that disturbs the law and order will be released within a few days at most.After he comes out, he might even harass the fast food restaurant even more.
So the boss had no choice but to fire Saul.
Even if Sol alone can do the work of three people, the boss saves a lot of staff costs.But after Sol came, the turnover plummeted, and the money saved couldn't fill the hole in the turnover at all.
With the boss's dismissal gift - a box of fried chicken (the boss even picked out such good meat as chicken legs and triangles, and didn't give Sol all the chicken ribs), Sol returned to Loki in Gotham City to give him Small house for rent.
Although there is only one bedroom and one living room, it is much better than the basement where Sol lived before.
Loki originally didn't intend to give Sol better living conditions, but if Sol was allowed to live in the basement, then the next time Loki came to visit Sol, he would probably have to sit on the bed.
It's better to give Sol a room with a hall, so that Loki can sit on the sofa in the hall and wait for the dejected Sol like now.
"Job gone?"
Loki's tone seemed to have no memory at all, as if he led all of this, it sounded like usual, gloating that it had nothing to do with him.
Thor glared at Loki for the first time.
"What do you mean by losing your job!! I'm not working! I'm just doing a little favor for believers!"
Rocky: ...
Are you still sticking to the setting of making offerings?
"Oh? So your believers, don't believe in you now?"
"Of course he continues to believe in the great Thor, but I have fulfilled his little wish!" Sol puffed out his chest, Thor is so helpful to believers!
"The great Thor, do you still want to continue looking for new believers who can help?" Loki left the sofa that couldn't get bigger because the room was small, stood up and looked at Thor, "Or, The great Thor is planning to eat this fried chicken in a few days before making a decision?"
Sol touched his stomach, and when Loki mentioned fried chicken, he was indeed a little hungry.
But with just this little fried chicken, he can eat all of it tonight.
How about saving some for tomorrow?
"Hey Rocky, help me buy an oven." Saul said as he gnawed on the chicken leg, "I saw a TV commercial saying that it can bake pizza."
There are many types of frozen pizza in American supermarkets, and after you take it home, you only need to bake it in the oven for 20 minutes and you can eat it.Of course, the taste is not as good as the handmade ones in restaurants, but it can satisfy your cravings, and it is convenient and quick, which is a good news for those who are too lazy to cook.
"The oven needs money, my dear brother, do you have money?"
Sol was silent.
There is probably less than 50 dollars of wages he saved under his pillow. He still doesn't know when he will find a job again, ah no, and find believers who need help...
"I can give you the oven, who made you my favorite brother~" Loki walked to Saul who was sitting at the dining table, bent down and lowered his head, and put one hand on the wall behind Saul, Gave Thor a 'wall dong'.
Sol raised his head in a daze, with fried chicken sauce still on his mouth, "Yes, is it? Really?"
Loki raised his eyebrows, "But I have one condition~"
Sol's joyful face just started to collapse, and he knew that Loki couldn't be so kind!
"Great Thor, eat only vegetarian dishes for three meals a day, just for one week."
"I'll give you the oven~ How about it?"
"The kind of oven that makes everything delicious and juicy after just putting it in?"
"The kind of oven that can bake pizza, chicken wings, fish, and everything else!"
Loki's words seemed to be the whispers of the devil, encouraging a certain heart that was just about to move, to quickly sign a deal with the devil.
As the god of lies, Loki's language is particularly alluring.
However, even though Sol was sealed with mana, he didn't become a fool, so he wouldn't believe Loki's words!
So what if what Loki said was true?
So what if the oven could make chicken wings, pizza, dessert, and bake everything?
Being vegetarian is out of the question! !
Absolutely not vegetarian!
***—————***
Some people, as they say, cannot compromise in the face of the enemy's coercion and temptation.
And some gods say that it is impossible to be a vegetarian, and then they are tempted by the oven in front of them.
Saul categorically does not admit the above content.
It is impossible for the great Thor God to be shaken by the words of the God of Lies!
He agreed to be a vegetarian only because there are devout believers who want him to do so.
However, after Loki's proposal to be vegetarian for a week and change the oven was rejected by Saul, he appeared in front of Saul the next day, willing to provide Saul with a job, 'offering' money, and promised to put the money he had at hand in a week. Believers in the Oven Send Sol...
Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that it was sent by Loki.
Saul can naturally see it too.
But for the sake of the oven, Sol stepped on the steps given by Loki and walked down.
Claiming that he was moved by the firm belief of his believers, and for his believers, he decided to be a vegetarian for a week!
"Master Loki, do you really want to give Lord Thor an oven in a week?"
Hearing his younger brother's problems, Loki felt that he needed to improve the quality of his subordinates.
Don't ask such silly questions in the future.
As the god of lies, Loki felt that he didn't need to be responsible for what he said!
What oven do you want?
What pizza to eat without losing weight?What kind of chicken wings do you want?What dessert? !
Thinking of pizza, Rocky stopped at Domino's Pizza on his way to visit Saul and picked out their main dish, Five Cheeses.
Consisting of five different cheeses (Mozzarel, Fontina, White Cheddar, Romano, and Asiago), the taste is very rich after one bite.This mixed cheese pizza is the favorite of cheese lovers, with 400g of cheese added on top, because there are too many cheeses and two layers of bread.The amount of cheese is amazing. When you bite down, the rich cheese fills your mouth, and it will have a silky effect when you pull it lightly.
Generally, when making cheese pizza, other small ingredients are rarely added, which will affect the taste of cheese.
Rocky directly chose to customize when ordering, not only put five kinds of cheese, but also added several different sausages, such as Peporonni and sausage, so that when the pizza is ready, it can be served directly Holding the pizza, find a corner in the alley, and teleport to the small house where Sol lives now.
That night, Saul, who had insisted on eating the salad for the third day, was trying to resist the idea of spitting out his dinner, stuffing all kinds of grass.
Saul was thinking while eating, what kind of courtyard man would invent a food like salad?
This kind of vegan thing, even in Asgard, no woman would be willing to try it.
Is something without any meat called rice?
That is obviously punishment!
Sol felt a little regretful, he and the kid sent by Loki (crossed out)—the agreement he made with his believers was to be vegetarian for three meals.Obviously, you can add a little meat to the salad!
Don't think Sol is a fool, even if Sol doesn't have a mobile phone and can't surf the Internet, he can still watch TV!
The salads on TV all have chicken breast, beef cubes, shrimps, and salmon. Why is his salad full of vegetarian dishes, even without salad dressing!Obviously, it is written in the weight loss strategy on the Internet that there are many things that can be eaten!
The charm of lies is that they pay more attention to the words when speaking.
It's not that every sentence is false, that kind of lie is too low-end for Loki.
As the god of lies, Loki's words are generally unlikely to be found by Thor.
On the one hand, it's because Loki is more awesome, and on the other hand, it's because Sol... is stupid.
So Sol can only eat three meals a day for three consecutive days, Thor's face is almost pale.
At this moment, Loki teleported, and brought the freshly baked pizza, which smelled of cheese and meat, to Sol's table.
Sol, who was bowing his head and being a vegetarian, almost threw up the table and beat people because of this movement. If Thor hadn't reacted quickly and his hammer was not at hand = he was still sealed with mana = he might not be able to beat Loki, Thor might really He would beat up Loki violently.
Anyway, in Asgard, they have been fighting since childhood.
Loki signaled Sol to move his position with his eyes, and sat at the other end of the dining table, while himself, sitting in the position where Sol had just sat, put the box in his hand on the table.
The moment Loki opened the pizza box, Sol's eyes were fixed on the pizza.
Loki intentionally used the most elegant and slowest movements, using the knife and fork that appeared in his hand, cut a small slice of pizza, and put it in his mouth.
After the pizza was in his mouth, Rocky's first feeling was: Damn...
There is too much cheese, and there are various grilled sausages, which seem a bit salty.
After ordering the most popular pizza, Rocky now began to wonder what kind of strange taste people in the atrium have, actually like this strange taste?
Rocky didn't like the smell.
Compared with pizza, the special delicacies in some other small shops in Gotham City will make Loki feel good.Some time ago, a person named Lex Luthor contacted Rocky and asked Rocky to have a meal at a Michelin restaurant.rocky still
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