[Comprehensive British and American] Technology cannot save superheroes

Heimdall is in a very good mood recently. He usually looks at the Rainbow Bridge with a blank expression. Recently, his expression has relaxed a lot, and he often has a smile on his face.

Sif swears that when she went to the Rainbow Bridge to ask Heimdall about the Nine Realms instead of Odin today, she heard Heimdall humming! !

That Heimdall who looks like a piece of wood and doesn't look good even to God King Odin is actually humming?

Although Heimdall returned to her usual expression the moment she saw Sif, but Sif dared to swear with her Valkyrie dignity, she heard clearly!

After learning that there is no change in the Nine Realms, all walks of life are in order, peace should be peaceful, war should be fought, and there is no additional aggression or attack, Sif went back to reply to Odin in a daze .

Heimdall continued to look at the earth with those eyes that could see through everything.

Specifically, it is looking at a certain room in a serviced apartment in New York, USA.

Thor and Rocky began their 22nd battle for the right to live in the master bedroom.

"I am brother!"

"I pay the rent!"

"I owe it first, and I will pay you back later!"

"I'll let you live when you have money!"

This kind of childish dialogue made Heimdall twitch the corners of his lips, wishing he could sit on a chair, eat melon seeds and continue watching the show.

It's been a long time since the two brothers have grown up so interesting.

In this apartment, there is actually very little difference between the master bedroom and the second bedroom. They are all south-facing rooms, can get sunlight, and have balconies.The area of ​​the master bedroom is a little bigger than the second bedroom, and the master bedroom is further inward, so it is called the master bedroom by the service staff of the apartment.

Sol and Rocky actually didn't care about this little difference in size.

Anyway, these two rooms are about as big as the toilets in Asgard's palace.Who cares whether the area of ​​the toilet is one square meter more or one square meter less?

The two of them cared more about the name of the master bedroom.

Sol thought he was the eldest son of the heavenly father Odin, and he was born to conquer, so he naturally wanted a room in the master bedroom.

Rocky made the point that the economic base determines the superstructure, and only rich people are eligible to choose rooms.

The two of them have been discussing this issue for 2 days. They thought that they could not determine the right to use the master bedroom, so they slept together in the living room, and no one would let the other.

Anyway, neither of them has much luggage, Sol only has an oven, and Loki is even more relaxed, and he is not in a hurry to put his luggage into the room.

The two of them worked like this, abruptly vacating both the master bedroom and the second bedroom, and slept on the two sofas in the living room every night.The two sofas placed at right angles are especially suitable for the brothers, allowing them to sit foot to foot with their heads separated by the furthest diagonal.

In order to prevent Sol from moving into the master bedroom while he was asleep, Loki directly set up a magic circle on the door of the master bedroom. If Sol dared to touch the door of the master bedroom, he would be shocked.

It's a beautiful name, to help Sol review the feeling of thunder and lightning.

Sol is not to be outdone.

He always felt that Loki would erase the magic circle and enter the master bedroom while he was sleeping.So Thor would place many pots and pans around Loki before going to bed, and if Loki was not careful, he would be directly hit.Sol is not at ease after placing it like this, Loki knows magic, wouldn't he just float by and won't pass through these traps.

So Thor desperately wanted to wrap a chain around Loki's ankle, and tie the other to his hand.

Rocky: ...

Has his stupid brother been watching too many gangster movies lately?

Not only did Loki wonder if Thor's brain became more difficult after gaining weight, he even wondered if he had also been infected with some atrium virus.

He knows magic, why can't he use magic to control Sol and move into the master bedroom?

What was it that made him limit himself to such a state, to put up with Sol?

Could it be the fat on Saul?

Or the guys in Arkham, Gotham City who obviously acted like lunatics?

Or is it because of that green-haired guy who clearly has the ability to stir up the darkness of the entire world, but stayed in Gotham to drag Batman into the darkness alone?

Loki was puzzled, but still respected the inexplicable rules of the game.

Only after I have convinced Sol will I live in the master bedroom.

So every night in the dead of night, when Loki wanted to go to the toilet, he would despise himself when he saw Sol who woke up together because of the twitching of the foot chain and wanted to 'guard' him to go to the toilet together.

In the end, it was Roy who came to visit the brothers who decided who would sleep in which house.

It took about a week for Roy to see Thor and Loki again. These two seemed busier than Tony, who was studying the new anti-Mjolnir suit all day long.

Rocky spends his days handling business, building companies, and gathering people.

Get ready to transform from a dark boss (in your opinion) to a black-and-white titan.

Loki intends to take advantage of the mediocrity of re-employment. On the one hand, he can provide jobs to criminals who have been released from prison, and on the other hand, he can also gather those villains who do not want to reform and continue to move around in the dark.

Saul now runs for a while every morning.

The younger brothers who ran with him before are said to be coming to New York this time, but they haven't found a cheap place to live yet, so they can only squeeze together in a youth hostel.

Youth hostels close to the suburbs of New York are still a long way from high-end hotel apartments in the city.Sol didn't let his younger brothers get up early to run with him, and insisted on exercising alone.

Can you not insist?

Rocky said, as long as you can lose the scale after exercising, you can still eat some meat during the day!

Sol really had enough of the vegetables, the salads, he wanted the meat! !

After running, Sol went home and took a shower before going out again.

He wants to find a place near his home to continue his part-time job.

No money if you don’t work, how can you live in the master bedroom if you don’t have money!

It is not too difficult for Saul to find a job. As long as he walks into a fast food restaurant or a construction site with his body, the boss will hire him.

Summer is here, and the construction site is a bit too hot to move bricks, but Sol still prefers the air conditioner in the fast food restaurant.

Although he was banned from eating fried chicken, he could pack a serving of mashed potatoes and heat it up in the microwave for breakfast the next day.

Speaking of microwaves, Sol realizes he doesn't have one at home yet...

Coincidentally, Lowe, who came to visit them that night, brought a housewarming gift—a microwave oven.

Lowe brought far more than a microwave.

Roy also lived in the apartment for a week, equipped with a range hood for the stove that has not been used, and brought a set of knives and kitchen utensils, as well as a box of seasonings.Before Roy came, he also went to the supermarket to buy a lot of processed food that can be eaten directly by microwave and oven heating.Pizza for sure, Colonel's nuggets, chunky fries, popcorn, seasoned steaks, and seasoned chicken wings stuffed the apartment's refrigerator to the brim.

Sol didn't think Roy looked like a little white rabbit anymore.

When Sol was touring the Nine Realms, he went to the place where God was, and saw the group of wings flying around, and then beautified by the humans in the courtyard, they became the envoys of God who are now considerate, caring and friendly.

Sol now feels that Roy is probably very close to the beautified image of an angel.

Not only did Roy come with a gift, he also brought a chef from a high-end restaurant to cook a dinner for the three of them.

Lowy said that he knew that Sol and Rocky were busy, and they might not have time to go out for dinner, but they still had to eat, and eating at home was the most warm!

Except that when the chef asked everyone (god) if there were any taboos before cooking, Loki mentioned that Thor wanted to lose weight, which made a certain Thor who didn't have a hammer a little angry, this dinner was the best meal Sol had ever had since he came to the atrium .

Rocky was very elegant when eating, and he used the knife and fork very skillfully. The lamb chops were cut very small, just enough to be fed into his mouth with a fork, and the size of the mouth would not be stained with greasy.

This kind of behavior made Roy feel that his new best friend might be a nobleman.

After all, as rich as Stark, he would not hire a special person to teach children how to eat.Starks are all rich, never aristocratic.

Then Roy looked at Saul again... Well, it seems that the family of the new friend should have been bankrupt.

What Saul ate was called a gobbler.

Even though Rocky said that Sol wanted to lose weight, the chef just replaced another lamb chop that had been prepared before with steak.Steak is relatively high in protein content, and protein supplementation is also a way to increase muscle and reduce fat.And the chef just fried the steak to preserve the original taste, sprinkled some rose salt from France, and didn't give Solgar the black pepper sauce.

Such a large piece of steak, Sol cut it very quickly, the size of each piece required him to open his mouth wide to eat it.

Just like that, they ate quickly. After Roy finished the first lamb chop, Sol had already eaten the whole steak.

Seeing Roy's shocked eyes, Sol was quite proud, "If it's not easy to handle the steak without bones, I'll eat it faster!"

Roy nodded, grasping the point of the words, "Then next time I come, I'll bring that kind of Tomahawk steak. It's relatively large and has bones, so it's convenient for you to hold."

Thor gave Roy a compliment from the gods.

"Then what do you want to eat today?" Roy just asked, but before Sol could answer, Loki interrupted him.

"He does not need it."

Roy waved his hand obediently, telling the chef to get off work, and the bill will be mailed directly to Stark's main house, and Natasha will be responsible for the payment.

Recently, Stark's old butler has noticed more and more that the new maid named Natasha has a high professional level, good adaptability, and is proficient in hammer language.The old butler had a plan to train Natasha to be his heir, and let Natasha come forward for everything.

Natasha felt that one day she would be able to proudly declare that she was the best at what she did, both agents and maids, after completing Stark's lurking mission.

Although the chef was off work, Sol suddenly remembered that there were packaged mashed potatoes, so he put them in the microwave and started heating them.

As for the extra calories, it's a big deal to exercise more, anyway, Rocky only looks at the scale every once in a while.

After the chef left, Roy talked a little more. He began to worry about why there were no signs of occupancy in the master bedroom and the second bedroom.

After learning that the two of them just couldn't figure out who slept in the master bedroom, Roy was rarely a little bit aggressive towards Loki.

"Loki, it's your fault. Of course, let Sol live in the master bedroom. He is the elder brother! My brother lives in the master bedroom!"

Saul puffed out his chest by the microwave.

Without raising his head, Loki asked directly, "Then it's in your house, your brother is in charge of making money?"

"Of course! My brother is responsible for making money to support the family, me, and my parents. Tony is the best!"

"Oh, but in our family, I'm in charge of making money and I'm in charge of raising Sol," Loki looked up, looking at Sol who was about to take out mashed potatoes from the microwave, "Isn't it the head of the family like me?" Should I live in the master bedroom?"

Roy touched his chin, thought for a while, and felt that what Loki said made sense.

Rocky is responsible for making money, so he should be the head of the family and live in the master bedroom, which is logical.

But Sol is the elder brother, and the elder brother should live in the master bedroom, and it makes sense.

Roy's eyes lit up, thinking he thought of a good way:

"Would you like to sleep in the master bedroom together?"

"Brothers sleep together!"

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Today is a special day for Rogers.

The 7th of July, Independence Day, is also Steve Rogers' birthday.

The last time I celebrated my birthday was decades ago.

The war was not over then.

Rodgers and his teammates are still in Europe, fighting for the day when the war will be won.

Having just finished his day's work, Rogers came to the town's tavern.Under American and friendly occupation, the city is safer than the rest of Europe.Although businessmen are still in fear, there will always be some people who will take risks in order to make money.

Then doing business in this city is relatively less dangerous.

However, as for the wine business, you must have some relationship with the people in the army before you dare to do it.

Over time, this tavern became a place for soldiers to have a drink and relax after completing their missions and fighting.

Rogers, who came to the tavern as usual, did not expect that the moment he entered the tavern, it seemed that the electricity had cut off and suddenly plunged into darkness.

Rogers touched the shield behind him and entered a state of alert.

"Happy Birthday To You"

"Happy Birthday To You"

"Happy Birthday to MY little guy Steve"

"Happy Birthday TOYOU!"

"Happy birthday, my brother." "Happy birthday, little guy from Brooklyn."

"I'm without you to the end of the line."

I will stay with you till the end.

Today, this centenarian is officially 101 years old! ! (MCU timeline is July 1918, 7)

Happy birthday Cap~

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There is no other small theater today...【Hide face】

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