[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

I'm using the GPS on my phone to find my way home.I don't have a good sense of direction, and I can't recall which way Ivli came from.

I've never been to Evelyn Blake's house, so I don't know how to get back.

After walking in the direction guided by the GPS for a while, I looked at the red bricks under my feet. The snow on the ground had melted completely, except for a little snow in the corners where the sun could not shine.Although it is true that the seasons are like spring, I still prefer places with snow.

After all, only walking in the snow is the most artistic conception! !Moreover, it was snowing all over the sky, running towards the lover in the snow, and throwing himself into his arms... Thinking about it is so romantic that one wants to bite a handkerchief! !

Cough, for me now, I can only think about it.For Senmo, I still can't find a male ticket!For Senmo!

I was rubbing my chin, thinking about the truth of the phrase "failure in love, triumph in casino", when the mobile phone in my hand rang suddenly, pulling me out of thinking about life (?).The caller was a bit weird. As soon as I saw the name, I felt that something bad was about to happen.

It was Howard Worowitz.

—Fortunately, he is married==

I connected, and Howard's sexy and deep voice came out immediately, as if it was mixed with Bernadette's voice: "Howard, just stop!! Sheldon is crying!!"

"Oh, hi, Kado, long time no see, I believe you are still beautiful...Yes, Raj! I am married, but you can't say these words!...Listen, Kado, the situation is urgent, guess what happened What?...well, Sheldon found a pair of panties in the crevice of the couch, and he..."

"...underpants? Yours?" ==

"...Of course not! It's Raj's..." He lowered his voice again, "Comeon, Raj, don't cry, your impression is already bad, it's nothing...OK, that's it, the most terrible thing is that Sheldon used Wrapping it in the palm of your hand and pulling it out, the smell is also very...indescribable..."

"puff!!!!"

...What should I say, Sheldon won't cry! ! ! !

"Do you also think how terrible this is? He is hiding in the bathroom and sobbing, frantically using hand sanitizer to 'disinfect', O, God, you can't imagine that scene!"

Strong man, you can't even hide your smile.

I held my belly and laughed enough before I wiped my eyes and asked, "So, are you just here to tell me this?"

"No, the most important thing is, I have already recorded that scene and posted it on ITUBE, you can find it by searching for 'mad dog-like hand washing method', you are welcome to watch...Raj, stop crying, do you want Have a few words with Cardo?"

The crying on the other end of the phone suddenly rose to a higher pitch.

I'm in a cold sweat.

"Remember to watch it, and you will find a video about the 'Dr. Showing Ass' in the related links-please let me humbly tell you, that was also filmed by me. You can follow me, yeah, I believe you will Yes, so you can always get the most hilarious videos, beautiful lady." Howard's voice is very gentlemanly, but how could I forget the voice when he and his mother shouted.Seriously, I still like that sound...

There was a sudden noise on the phone, accompanied by Howard's "No, Bernie, no", followed by Bernadette's growling voice: "Sheldon is sad! You are still taking a video with your phone!! My mother asked you to give Cardo Called to invite her over for dinner, not to promote your stupid, boring ITUBE account!!! Now, apologize to Sheldon and throw your rotten panties downstairs!!!"

Howard wailed pitifully: "Oh, please, Bernie, you also know what that underwear smells like!"

If it wasn't my illusion, I must have heard Sheldon's cry.

"Go throw it, NOW! Or you'll never get a penny from me for a figurine!!!"

What a joy.I listened very enthusiastically, but the voice on the phone suddenly increased in the next second, and the finger pointed at the poor me again. Bernadette was possessed by Huo's mother: "And you! I will arrive within an hour! Otherwise, my mother Just put you in Leonard and Penny's room, let you feel the essence of the period!!!"

"Wha...hey, don't hang up!"

Bernadette, who was still in a runaway state, cut off the phone, leaving me alone in the wind with my phone in my hands.The amount of information is a bit large, I need to digest it.

She meant, Leonard and Penny were...?

No, that's not the point.

The point is, I have no idea where their home is! ! ! !

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I knocked on Howard's door.

When I called Bernadette to ask for the address, she was still so manic that she uttered the address in almost three seconds.Luckily I recorded the call.

Opening the door, Howard saluted me politely, and Raj smiled wide-eyed.They all acted very friendly, oddly friendly.

I immediately felt ominous.

Sure enough, Howard leaned over to my side: "Cado, I think you also need to join the team of 'persuading Sheldon to stop crying', and now Penny and Leonard, who have just enjoyed the joy of fish and water, are trying to persuade him, to be honest Yeah, I don't envy Leonard at all because, youkonw, I'm married."

Raj turned his face away with a hurt expression on his face.

He would have given Howard the middle finger if I wasn't there.I listened to Howard's words and said calmly: "I believe in Leonard. If he can't succeed, I can't complete it."

Howard was silent for a moment, then said, "You can beat him till he stops whimpering."

I quietly took two steps back, away from my dear friend.

Oh, what a dark story, are you really good friends?

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Bernadette stormed out of the room and shouted angrily, "OMG!! I even comforted him! I think you did the right thing, Howard, why didn't you tuck two extra panties in the sofa?! "

Howard made a "Look, I told you that" gesture with a helpless and proud expression.

I ate the crunchy and delicious cookie Howard provided, forgetting about the upcoming Sheldon.

Really delicious.

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When Leonard and Petunia walked out, they were not as angry as Bernadette except for their dejected expressions. I understand that they are used to it.

Several people looked at me.

I really want to run away.How long have I known Sheldon, you can't do it, let alone me.

I innocently opened my eyes and said, "Seriously, why don't we take him to the hospital for disinfection?"

Petunia smiled like an encouraging big sister, "Comeon, you can do it... Allright, even I don't believe such words." She spread her hands and narrowed her eyes helplessly.

I had no choice but to walk into the house with the mentality of giving it a try. Raj gave me a thumbs up to encourage me.

"Shelly!"

Opening the door, Sheldon was curled up on the bed. Seeing me, he immediately turned his head away, his voice hoarse: "Don't call me Shelly!!"

Seeing him, my maternal feelings flooded in, but at first, I tried to beat him with my muddled logic: "Ok, so, let's think together, what are we talking about when we talk about 'underpants'?"

Then he started crying again!With his head buried in the pillow, he sobbed "woo woo woo". "Don't talk to me about panties!!!"

I'm a little flustered, it's wrong to fight poison with fire.I don't comfort children, especially... this kind of brain circuit is a bit strange.

Like Sheldon.

But I do want to calm him down because he's such an annoyance to everyone.He is more than 30 years old, and he is not only three years old. I know that he cannot become a normal person, but I am eager to correct his annoying problems.

With a forced smile, I walked into him slowly, "Come on, Sheldon, if you really can't accept it, then I'll take you to the hospital for disinfection."

Sheldon clutched the pillow tightly, and said in a low voice, "No, I won't go out for the rest of my life."

He's running away, the little boy.I asked him seriously, "How old are you, Sheldon?"

"Oh, no, don't ask me that question! I don't want to answer." Sheldon still curled up his tall body, which made people feel a little nondescript.I refuse to admit that I find him kind of cute.

"Answer me, Shelly. How old are you?" I leaned closer to him and grabbed his hand holding the pillow, my tone firm.It made me think of my cousin, that's how I taught him, so I switched roles very quickly, and Sheldon was like a kid who needed to be taught.

"...31 years old." His voice seemed to be wronged, he said reluctantly, he tried to take his hand out carefully, but I squeezed his hand tightly.

"So, how many years have passed since you became an adult?" I deliberately spoke in a hurry and quickly, and tightened my grip on his hand.

Sure enough, Sheldon became a little excited, but his answer was very rebellious, "I don't want a person whose IQ is [-] lower than mine to ask me about two-digit addition and subtraction. This is an insult to my IQ!"

"No, it's not, it's a test. Are you afraid you won't be able to answer it?" I said, "Now tell me, how many years?"

Sheldon sniffed and didn't speak, but his other hand covering the pillow loosened slightly.

"Do you want me to tell you? Well, I tell you..."

"13 years!! When you ask a question, my brain automatically calculates the answer, which is different from the way you need to think carefully, so don't ask me anymore, go out, I want to stay quietly! !"

I ignored his words.Waiting for him to stay quietly, when will he have to wait?I continued: "13 years, Sheldon, then you must know what qualities an adult should have. When you encounter something you don't like, don't you let yourself hide here and cry like a coward? This one is 31 What should a year-old adult do? You, use your brain, think carefully."

Sheldon didn't speak, his head buried in the pillow, motionless.

I don't need a response from him, he's definitely listening.I strike while the iron is hot, "Get up, Sheldon, come outside with me! You can't make everyone's mood go bad because of this little thing!!"

Sheldon sat up suddenly, his eyes were red, there were tears on his face, and his hair was slightly messed up.There was a hint of understanding in his tone, "I should take revenge on Howard!!"

"……"What?I silently pressed his head and pushed him back, and he let out a cry of "Aw". "You have to calm down! I mean, shouldn't you apologize to the people who helped you? They really worked hard for you!!!"

Sheldon lay on the pillow and looked at me with wet eyes like a cute animal.After hearing what I said, he said incredulously, "...Even Howard?!"

"...No, you don't need to apologize to him." I patted his hand and looked at him kindly, "But as long as you hate him for one day, it will be a new day from the next day on. Good friend."

Sheldon bowed his head in silence, his lips moved, and he spoke slowly: "Cado?"

"how?"

"You quote a line from "Gone with the Wind," which strikes me as shocking."

This guy!I sneered and moved my hand up, trying to strangle him.Shelton jumped up from the bed at once, got out of bed, looked at me with wide-eyed vigilance, and stayed away from me.

"Now tell me, do you understand what I'm saying?"

"...Yes."

"Come out with me now, okay?"

Sheldon bowed his head and said, "Okay."

I have the urge to pat him on the shoulder to encourage him.I stepped forward, followed his words, and patted him on the back encouragingly: "There, there."

I turned to open the door, and Sheldon called me again: "Cado."

I turned around and smiled murderously, and he looked at me seriously, "Thank you."

I froze and looked straight into his eyes, those big, beautiful blue-gray eyes.It turns out that it feels so good to be thanked by Sheldon.

"Cado."

"Uh-huh?"

"I found that your spirit is a bit sluggish, which is manifested by dull eyes and a stiff expression. Have you eaten an extra food made of alum-fried dough sticks?"

"...Go to hell!! You are not allowed to insult You Tiao!!"

Sure enough, such normal emotions would not appear on DR Cooper.I thought angrily.

The author has something to say: "When We Talk About Love, What We Talk About" Raymond Carver

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