[Comprehensive] Sherlock is going to be kicked by a donkey

In this world, the longest road I have traveled is Tony Stark's routine. ——Josie Jonathan Can anyone explain to her why Tony, who should have suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder due to excessive mental stress, is sitting opposite her at the moment, with a cheeseburger in one hand and a Coke in the other, and he seems to have no mental disorders at all , oh, maybe a little bit, but definitely not ptsd.

"So you're all right?"

Obviously, after she came to see Tony that day, it was just a Christmas holiday.

"Okay."

After she struggled for so long and finally decided to sign a one-year internship contract with Stark Industries, how about less than a month?Then why on earth did she give up other better real estate companies and choose a former military enterprise just because she couldn't bear to see her friend decadent?It must be because she was so kind, Josie comforted herself so much.

Pep Potts walked into the private room, took off his coat, and saw Josie staring at Tony, who was sitting opposite and eating a hamburger leisurely. Combined with all the recent events, he understood why Tony provoked Josie's glaring. , "Qiao Qian, for my sake, I'm here to accumulate work experience. It's not bad for you. When your internship is over for a year, I can introduce you to some good real estate companies..."

"Pep, she's the only person in the world other than me and Jarvis who understands the design of my armor donning and doffing conveyor belt... well, Jarvis is not a human being, is he, Jarvis?" Tony drank. A sip of iced cola.

"Yes, sir, you did not allow designers other than Miss Jonathan to participate in the design of the armor conveyor belt on the roof of your building." Jarvis' voice came from Tony's cell phone.

"What does this mean? It means that getting Josie's company will get information about my armor."

"Do I look like someone who would sell your information to other people?" Josie raised her forehead.

Tony shrugged, "Just in case, oops, my beach house was blown up... Pep, do you know where we're going to live?"

Tony's real estate is all over the world. Without a villa, he can build another one. Even if his favorite villa is blown up, he still has his favorite mansion.

"Tsk, evil rich man."

Josie's accusation was like a touch of water to Tony, and it didn't make any ripples at all. "Without rich people like us, how could there be so many markets for architectural designers?"

"..." She really couldn't go back.

Pep glared at Tony to signal him not to talk anymore, then sat down beside Josie, poured himself a cup of honey black tea, "Well... I haven't enjoyed afternoon tea for a long time, I really miss the past, not like now When I'm so busy, I've been so busy recently that I feel like my crow's feet are deep, you see."

As Pep said, he turned his head and approached Josie, and Josie looked closer at the corner of her eyes, "It's okay, okay, what eye cream are you using?"

"I have been using Estee Lauder, but I heard that Sisley's anti-wrinkle eye cream is good, and Dior's nectar series is also very good. I plan to change it recently... Have you started using eye cream?"

Josie nodded, "Of course, I'm already 21. It's better to take care of it sooner rather than later."

"You're right. When I was your age, I often stayed up all night during the week of final exams. I couldn't stand it without eye cream."

Couldn't agree more!

"Yes, yes, I stayed up for five days in the final week before Christmas. When I went back to the UK for the holidays, my mother said that she would take me to change to a new eye cream, but I think the previous eye cream can still hold up. I haven’t changed since I lived there, but then again, what color number are you using today? The color is so pretty.” Josie stared at Pep’s lips, the red color was so pretty, it showed off her complexion.

"I also like this color number very much! This is Dior's flame blue gold 999, I also have a big red that is more retro, Chanel's velvet 102, that one..."

Tony looked at the wrapper left over from the cheeseburger in his hand, then at his girlfriend and employee sitting across from him.

"Cough, you..."

No one cares about him.

Tony crumpled up the wrapper in his hand, threw it on the table, and took a very loud swig of the iced Coke.

"Oh, Tony," the interrupted Pep looked at him helplessly, "can you be a gentleman and have afternoon tea."

Josie laughed and said, "I swear as an Englishman, cheeseburgers and iced Coke are not included in afternoon tea meals."

"Who cares what I'll have for afternoon tea?" Tony glanced at the exquisite desserts and tea sets on the table with disgust. There are different flavors of macarons, "I thought sweet and greasy macarons were the favorite of the French."

"I thought Americans wouldn't know the word sweet and cloying."

"I thought the Brits would get on well with the Americans—at least in a nice way."

Josie, who lived in the Great Heaven in her heart, smiled: "Maybe I'm not an authentic British." Josie then turned to Pep and asked, "Do you know of any way to immigrate to China?"

Pep was stunned, "I don't know, but I heard that immigrating to China is difficult, what's the matter? Do you want to immigrate to China?"

"I have seriously considered it..." Josie was a little frustrated, "Forget it, I don't want to think about it."

Europe and the United States in this world are too dangerous. There are all kinds of riots and wars at every turn, and they are still fighting with aliens. A villain with destructive abilities. Some time ago, Greenwich in London heard that Thor, the god of thunder, had brought a bunch of aliens. It wasn't long after the battle in New York.

"By the way, didn't you tell me that you went back to London for Christmas vacation? Why did you come back on the second day of the new year? Did the university start so early?"

Today is January [-]nd. Pep and Tony originally wanted to spend time together in Stark Tower, but in the morning, Pep received a call and went out. After the matter was over, he received a text message from Josie. Asked her and Tony to come out for afternoon tea. Josie actually planned to ask Natasha and the captain to come out together, but unfortunately, the two were on a mission and moved from New York to Washington, D.C., so Josie had no choice but to make an appointment. The only two still in New York Tony and Pep.

Pep's question kept Josie silent for a while. She took a sip of tea, organized her thoughts in her brain, and shook her head, "No, I came back because..."

It was because she encountered a very strange thing.

Let us turn back the time to December NO.17 sixteen days ago.

Josie boarded the plane back to London after finishing all the things in school. This year, she will go home to spend Christmas with her parents. In previous years, her parents came to the United States to accompany her. It is rare to have free time this year. Too much, Josie decided to go back to England.

Everything went very smoothly and normally until Josie arrived at London Heathrow Airport.

After getting off the plane, the temperature was not as warm as in the cabin of the plane. Josie dragged her suitcase and stood by the aisle, took out her coat and put it on. The winter in London was still as humid as usual, but when this When the humidity and the cold temperature are combined, it is not as lovely as a summer rainy day. The passengers who come and go in the aisle are all passengers who have just got off the plane, and most of them are as normal as Josie. Stand still and add a warm thick coat to yourself.

Josie is not using her abilities. Most of the time, she will not use her abilities lightly. One is because she thinks she is noisy, and the other is because her abilities will make no one have any secrets in the true sense. People like to expose everything about themselves to a stranger, and Josie is not interested in hearing other people's secrets, but during the nearly three years of training in S.H.I.E.L.D., Josie has already cultivated a more sensitive mind than ordinary people. Intuition, even if she is not using the ability, she can feel some special signals.

She was lowering her head to put a glove on her left hand. Just as her fingertips were inserted into the glove, Josie's movements suddenly stopped, and then she suddenly raised her head, frowning and looked around carefully.

Everyone is doing what fits their role.

However, Josie still felt something was wrong. She used her ability, but she couldn't find anything abnormal.

This is not the first time that her mind-reading ability seems to have a loophole. Before, it was Irene Adler, who still didn't know the truth, but now she had a strong bad intuition, but she couldn't find any abnormalities.

Josie's heart sank, she quickly put on the gloves, and then hurriedly pulled her luggage and left the airport. What made her feel even more disturbed was that the terrifyingly strong intuition never disappeared, and it was always with Josie. Qian got into her parents' car, and it didn't calm down until Josie got home and entered the house.

"Oh, Josie! Look at you, you've grown so big, I can hardly recognize you." Mrs. Holmes saw Josie who had just walked into the front yard of her house when Mrs. Holmes was picking up the letter. Greeted, hugged Josie, and left a kiss on Josie's cheek.

"Auntie, are you okay?" Josie hugged back, she was still a little unaccustomed to the occasional kiss on the cheek etiquette that Europeans and Americans would come to once in a while.

"Well, it's you, how are you doing in the United States? I thought you hadn't been back for three years because you were going to immigrate."

Josie shook her head and said with a smile, "No, I can't bear to part with my parents."

"Oh, it's great to have a daughter. I really envy Carrie," Mrs. Holmes sighed. His father advised him that he just came back from London."

Carly watched from the side, and when she heard Mrs. Holmes envy herself, she said, "The children are all grown up. If you are busy with work and don't want to come back, you can come and spend Christmas with us. Just like in previous years, we The two of you make Christmas dinner together, at least you won't be lonely because the kids aren't home."

"Busy at work? Oh, yes, yes, Mycroft is very busy at work, but do you know what he said on the phone?" Mrs. Holmes cleared her throat, imitating Mycroft's tone. Talking, "Oh my god, I hate Christmas, it's chicken and potatoes every year... If I persuade him he'll say... Don't call me Mike, Mom, Mycroft since you gave me You have to pronounce it correctly... Doesn’t that brat know that Mike is my nickname for him?”

Josie was provoked by Mrs. Holmes' imitation of Mycroft's tone, which eased some of the uneasy feeling she had been feeling at the airport just now, but Josie was still vigilant in using her mind reading ability, There are many mi6 agents sent by Mycroft to lurk around here, at least it can give her a little peace of mind.

"And Sherlock, oh, I really don't know what he's busy with every day. He said he was working on a case, and others told me that he was helping Scotland Yard with a case, but he always left early or came back late, otherwise It’s just that he left early and returned late. I don’t know if he was like this when he lived in London, but he came back in the early morning every night during the past few days, and then slept until noon the next day... He's still asleep right now." Mrs. Holmes pointed her finger in the direction of Sherlock's room, Josie looked up and looked in the direction of Sherlock's room, the curtains of that room were still tightly drawn.

"Did you tell Sherlock you were back for Christmas?"

Josie shook her head, "No."

"Oh, then I guess he doesn't know you're back, you can give him a surprise, I haven't seen Sherlock get scared in years... I miss those two boys when they were young..."

Josie smiled at Mrs. Holmes who was lost in memory, but she was thinking in her heart that Sherlock probably knew that she was back for Christmas today. Information Sources.

However, Josie was wrong this time. Sherlock really didn't know she was back. He was too busy recently, helping Scotland Yard and Mycroft with an official case, so he didn't have time to ask. Josie's recent movements, after all, Josie hasn't come back after going abroad for three years, Sherlock only thinks that she will come back after graduation.

So when Sherlock got up and went to the window and opened the curtains, he was surprised for a long time just as his mother, Mrs. Holmes said...

Of course, he was not intimidated.