[Honghuang] I am not Chang'e

"Since you have transformed, you can give yourself a name!" Calling a strong man rabbit, please forgive her for being helpless.

The rabbit didn't think it was pestering, thought for a while, and said: "Then I will be called Wu Gang!"

Heng'e: "...It's so vulgar and elegant!"

Rabbit, no, Wu Gang said happily, "I think this name is full of power!"

Heng'e: (⊙﹏⊙)b

"beep beep"

Heng'e took out the jade mirror in her hand.

The only woman I respect in heaven and earth: Xiao Heng'e, come to Qingling Palace quickly.

The noble and glamorous Lunar Star Lord: ... Got it.

The mobile phone "invented" by Heng'e was launched by Nvwa, and quickly became popular in the prehistoric land.

However, because God Nuwa was incompetent in understanding the name "mobile phone", she willfully called it a jade mirror. As a result, the prehistoric people only know the jade mirror but not the mobile phone.

Closer to home, after receiving the message from Nuwa, Heng'e left Wu Gang and went to Qingling Palace alone.

Wu Gang: Come back (Erkang hands)

Heng'e: You are so honorable, it's better not to go out!

Wu Gang: Bite the Handkerchief.jpg

Heng'e entered Qingling Palace familiarly.

"Little Heng'e, come here!" Nuwa smiled and waved to her.

On her left is Fuxi, the unshakable author.

Behind her, Fairy Caifeng and Fairy Jinyu stood by.

Heng'e shuddered, and said to herself: "I always feel that there is nothing good!" But she still walked over and sat on Nuwa's right.

Nuwa looked her up and down, "Not bad, your cultivation has improved!"

Heng'e said modestly, "Where is it!" In fact, she was secretly proud of herself.

She has devoted herself to cultivation for nearly 1000 years, not only improving her cultivation, but also gaining a better understanding of Taiyin.

One yin and one yang are called the Tao.Yin and Yang are one body with two sides, hiding each other, feeling and replacing each other, although there is no fixed image, it changes with the Tao.

Taiyin palm yin, the sun is yang.

The combination of yin and yang can prove the way.

However, her elder brother Shaohao didn't know where the wave went, and she couldn't discuss with him the way of yin and yang, so she had to temporarily stop.

Nuwa rolled her eyes, "Stop pretending!"

Heng'e also rolled her eyes, "You came here just to chat with me?"

Nu Wa smiled mysteriously, "No!"

"What is that?" Heng'e asked suspiciously.

Nu Wa smiled without saying a word, waved her hand, and a picture scroll appeared in mid-air.

In the picture scroll, a man wearing a 12-prong crown entered a large hall surrounded by courtiers.

In the hall, there are five-color makeup, golden boy and jade girl facing each other, holding banners and banners in their hands, the treasured tent is whirling, the jade hook is hanging obliquely, and a statue is looming in the curtain.

That man should be an emperor, leading all his ministers to burn incense in the burner, and auspicious purple mist curled up, illuminating the silver candles in the hall brilliantly.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew by, and the curtain was lifted, and the statue in the curtain showed the appearance of a statue, with auspicious colors and a national beauty.

Heng'e couldn't help asking, "Who is this?"

Nuwa said naturally, "I am!"

Looking at the icon and Nuwa, Heng'e expressed admiration for the ancient abstract technology.

But in the picture scroll, the emperor seemed to be stunned. After a long time, he actually called someone to fetch the four treasures of the study, and wrote a poem on the powder wall of the palace: "The tent of the Fengluan treasure is very beautiful, full of Lacquer gold and delicate makeup. Flying emerald colors in the distant mountains; dancing sleeves reflecting the clouds."

Heng'e was shocked, this fellow dared to tease the saint, she turned to look at Nuwa, but Nuwa's expression remained unchanged, "Sister Nuwa, are you not angry at all?" She saw that Fuxi next to her was even more angry than Nuwa.

Nuwa shook her head, "This is also the evil debt I owed back then!"

Heng'e: (⊙o⊙) Ah!Expressed bewildered.

Nuwa looked at her and said amusedly, "Do you still remember Xuanguizu?"

"Remember!" Heng'e nodded, "Isn't it Shennong!"

Now they are also famous, famous, powerful and powerful!

Nuwa replied, "When his limbs were taken back then, his blood was sprinkled into the strange water with resentment! I don't know how many years later, Jiandi, the daughter of the Yi family, took a bath in the strange water. The Qi of resentment gave birth to the ancestors of the Shang Dynasty! Since then, this Qi of resentment has been lurking in the blood of the Shang Dynasty. It was not until the establishment of the Shang Dynasty that the Qi of resentment in their blood was activated! Unfortunately, the Shang Dynasty When the country was founded at the beginning of the dynasty, the luck was strong, suppressing this resentment, and it is only now that the luck tends to dissipate, and it has the ability to come out to make trouble!"

Heng'e couldn't believe it, "The way it does its tricks is to trick the King of Shang into writing an obscene poem in your temple?"

Nuwa said nonchalantly, "It's just a trace of resentment!"

The karma between her and Xuanguizu, the predecessor of Shennong, has been completed, so that's all this resentment can do.

Heng'e thought about it, yes.

Nuwa is a sage, so she is not as stingy as it is written in "Fengshen Yanyi", it's all just her own children messing around.

"However, this matter is not so simple!" Nu Wa added.

Heng'e immediately suspected two guys with serious criminal records, "Could it be the West..."

Nuwa said, "Yes and also!"

Heng'e was puzzled, "How do you say that!"

Fuxi explained, "The secrets of the heavens are chaotic, and the calamity will rise!"

Heng'e suddenly realized.

The fact that King Shang was invisible in the Nuwa Temple was indeed calculated by the two sages of the West, but this matter did not stop there, and it also represented the arrival of the third calamity.

But this time, Sanqing and his disciples were the main ones who should be robbed. Heng'e felt that she had nothing to do with her. With her current cultivation and background, even if she was involved, she could guarantee that she would not be involved.

and so……

"Sister Nuwa, is that why you called me here?"

Nuwa laughed and said, "Of course not! For the third calamity measurement, my palace boy also needs to go down to practice! Little Heng'e, please take care of me!"

Heng'e readily agreed.

Nuwa was also involved in the third calamity measurement, probably because of this, she will not descend to the mortal world easily now, so she entrusted this matter to Heng'e.

At the same time, 33 days away, in Zixiao Palace.

Hongjun opened his eyes and called the two boys under his seat, "I have joined the Tao, and it will be of no use for you to follow me. Now you take this list of gods to the Heavenly Palace to find the Emperor of Heaven, and he will arrange for you!"

Yaochi and Haotian looked at each other, and they both replied: "I would like to obey the decree of the sage!", and then went to the Emperor of Heaven with the list of gods.

The Emperor of Heaven seemed to have expected it a long time ago, took the list of gods, and said to the two of them: "From now on, Yaochi will be the golden mother of Yaochi in my Tiangong, and Haotian will be Emperor Haotian!"

As his words fell, Yaochi Haotian transformed, one turned into a dignified goddess, and the other turned into a majestic male god. They all thanked each other, "Thank you, Heavenly Emperor!"

Yuanshi, Tongtian and Laozi were all aware of the birth of the Conferred God List.

They turned towards the direction of Zixu Palace, and said respectfully: "The Taoist ancestor is merciful!"

Nu Wa is no exception, "The Taoist ancestor is merciful!"

Heng'e looked at her strangely, "Sister Nuwa, what are you talking about?"

Nuwa patted her forehead amusedly, "The list of gods has fallen into your father's hands!"

"Ah?" Heng'e was surprised. Shouldn't the list of gods be handed over to Jiang Ziya?How did it get into the hands of her Heavenly Emperor father?

Nuwa seemed to know what she was thinking, and said with a low laugh, "The Emperor of Heaven controls the heaven and the earth, so he should be the one who holds the list of gods!"

Heng'e looked at her in surprise, "Sister Nuwa, you..."

Nu Wa mischievously made a secret action.

Although Heng'e was full of doubts, she changed the subject, "Sister Nuwa, what did you mean by Zu Renci?"

Nuwa patiently explained, "The calamity has already begun. This matter involves us Taoist saints. The Taoist ancestor specially issued a list of gods to protect us and other Taoist disciples! Look at the past dragons, phoenixes, unicorns, and liches. Which one is not in the past?" Turned into ashes during the calamity? But with the list of gods, it is different. The list of gods can eliminate the karma of the world, and preserve a trace of the true spirit of our disciples! But in order to balance the world, the disciples on the list of gods may not be able to improve their cultivation. Progress! However, this is not without a glimmer of hope, as long as they can comprehend the rules of heaven and earth, they can also transcend it!"

Gods and immortals, to put it bluntly, are two different systems.

The gods of the Heavenly Palace control the movement of the heaven and the earth, and comprehend the rules of the heaven and the earth.

All the immortals in the prehistoric world practiced martial arts and made breakthroughs step by step.

But the practice of immortals consumes aura, which is useless to the prehistoric people, so every few guilds will rise to balance the aura of the prehistoric.

Now, the Taoist ancestor issued the list of gods, precisely to regard immortals as gods. On the one hand, they can limit the cultivation of these immortals, and on the other hand, they can make contributions to the prehistoric world, so that the Taoist disciples who sacrificed the least can quell the calamity.

Hearing Nuwa's words, Heng'e felt that her three views had been refreshed. In the past, who didn't say that the list of gods was the culprit of the third calamity, but now it seems that the list of gods was hacked innocently. It was obviously the savior of the calamity. But it was aggrieved to be forcibly called the murderer.

"However, not everyone can be on the list of gods!" Nuwa said with emotion.

In the midst of calamity, after all, someone needs to be sacrificed.

Heng'e nodded and said in admiration, "You know so much!"

Nuwa smiled.

The sage communicates with the heaven and the earth, what do you not know?What's more, when Hongjun issued the list of gods, he didn't hide his intention, so not only she knew, but Sanqing and the second sage of the West also knew!

Sanqing, who was silently missed by Nuwa, is now exhorting his proud disciples one by one.

Laozi: Xuandu, you stay here!Don't go anywhere!

Yuan Shi: Try not to go out, and bring more people with you when you go out.

Tongtian: Either not die, or die early!

(There are good and bad positions on the list of gods. If you die early, you can choose more. If you die later, you can only choose what is left.)

Tiangong

The Emperor of Heaven was playing with the list of gods in his hand, and the Queen of Heaven asked him with a smile, "What are you going to do?"

The Emperor of Heaven put his hand on the list of gods, a white light flashed, and two identical lists of gods appeared.

"This is..." The Empress raised her eyebrows.

The Heavenly Emperor nodded, "Exactly!"

While the two were playing charades, Heng'e came back.

She was curious about the appearance of the legendary list of gods, so she bid farewell to Nuwa and went back to Tiangong to visit.

"Father, where's the list of gods?"

The author has something to say: I always feel that Nuwa is too stingy in the list of gods. As a rare goddess in ancient mythology, Nuwa's status has been repeatedly lowered in the feudal dynasty. It's enough to be black again, anyway, in this article, I don't black Nuwa.

PS Nuwa original oh~~