[Honghuang] I am not Chang'e

She felt emotional in her heart, but her subordinates directly clicked on a function in the jade mirror.

"toot toot"

When the long and melodious beep sounded, the boy Kong Xuan was being suppressed by Zhunti's Dharma body, and even showed his prototype, struggling desperately under him.

Zhunti looked at him with a compassionate expression: "You have a destiny with me in the West, why bother?"

Kong Xuan said unhappily, "Bah! Who is destined for you!"

At this moment, the jade mirror on Kong Xuan's body rang. He was overjoyed and struggled even more desperately. Finally, he took out the jade mirror with one hand, and then hurriedly clicked on the jade mirror. Then a white light flashed, and a cold yellow A woman in clothes appeared in front of the two of them.

Zhunti: ...completely at a loss.

Zhunti and Jieying are busy calculating others every day, completely out of touch with Honghuang, and because of their poor character, they have no other friends besides each other, so not only do they not have the jade mirror that is popular in Honghuang, but they also have one I don't know, so when he saw the Lunar Star Lord who was said to be trapped by his senior brother, his mood can be imagined.

As soon as Heng'e settled down, she immediately threw a lunar grenade at Zhunti. This thing was invented by her out of boredom in the formation, and throwing it to Zhunti was a reciprocal retaliation.

Although Zhunti didn't know what it was, but felt the threat instinctively, he hurriedly brushed it with the Seven Treasure Tree, trying to smash the lunar grenade, but he didn't think that this thing was going to explode, so the lunar bomb shattered, causing There was a huge wave, even if Zhun Ti was a saint, he couldn't help being a little embarrassed in the huge wave.

Heng'e sneered, did you really think her Taiyin Bomb was vegetarian?

Although the boy Kong Xuan on the side was a little weak, he did not forget to applaud, and he didn't even speak his favorite Mandarin, which showed his anger.

Heng'e was sought after by young Kong Xuan, and was about to take advantage of the victory to pursue him, when she saw a golden hand suddenly appearing in the air and snatch Zhun Ti away. She hurriedly threw all the lunar bombs in her sleeves at the giant hand, and then just Hearing the sound of explosions in the Thunderbolt bar, although the sound disappeared quickly, Heng'e believed that Zhun Tijie's appearance at the moment must be ugly.

"Star Lord..." Kong Xuan looked at Heng'e sadly in the image of a peacock, "Why did you come here?"

Heng'e replied embarrassingly, "I'm trapped by seduction!" Somewhat guilty, she hit Kong Xuan with a trace of pure yin energy, and the originally weak Kong Xuan boy who could only show his original shape "swiped" Then he turned into a handsome young man again!

This is Heng'e's new skill, purifying the Qi of the Taiyin—learned in the process of accumulating the Yin Bomb.

For the sake of the yin, Kong Xuan generously forgave Heng'e.

"Cough, cough, cough!" Jiang Ziya, who had been a passer-by for a long time, finally came out to brush up his presence, "Why did the Star Lord help that Shang Tang? The king of Shang is tyrannical, and has been abandoned by the heavens. The emperor is not guaranteed, and Xiqi should stand!"

Heng'e looked at him and thought: How shameless are you to be the spokesman for the Dao of Heaven?Tiandao didn't say to abandon Shangtang, you know?So she ignored Jiang Ziya.

Xiqi looked at Heng'e's attitude and felt a little flustered, but it was Shangtang who boosted his morale again.

Kong Xuan looked at this side and then at the other side, feeling somewhat dispirited, "Does Star Master still remember our agreement!"

Heng'e smiled, "Naturally."

Kong Xuan also laughed, "Then let's go!"

So the two left in front of a group of soldiers and generals, leaving only the hostile two sides looking at each other.

However, after Heng'e brought Kong Xuan back to the Heavenly Palace, he gave it to his father, the Emperor of Heaven. The Emperor of Heaven was very happy to see Kong Xuan.

Heng'e didn't care, she patted her ass and left.What she wants to do most now is to deal with Zhunti and Yingying, she circles around the Tianhe River while thinking.

Bian Zhuang: Star Lord, look at me, look at me!

Heng'e: Go round and round, go round and round!

Bian Zhuang: Please calculate the shadow area in your heart!

"That's right!" Heng'e clapped her hands suddenly, one person counts the short and the other counts the long. She can't think of it by herself but she can brainstorm.So she quickly set up a group chat called "Brainstorming and Making Proposals", and after pulling all the friends in, she couldn't wait to ask questions. Who knew that before she even sent out her words, the group chat became lively .

The only woman in heaven and earth: why is it a promise and not a reception?

I'm not the sun: Maybe it's because it's easier to say?

Heng'e was speechless, brother, you really understand me!

The woman in the sky: Little Heng'e, why are you asking this?

The man in the sky: If you are bullied, you must find a place to come back!

Heng'e looks up at the sky, aren't you very busy, Heavenly Emperor Father and Goddess Mother, why do you still have time to watch the group chat?

I am the only woman in heaven and earth: so it is~~~~

Difu Houtu: What's the situation?

The only woman I respect in heaven and earth: It is Xiao Heng'e who was picked up by Zhunti and bullied~~~~~~~~

The noble and glamorous Lunar Star Lord: Stop talking nonsense, who can do it?

The only woman in heaven and earth: how can the good time be wasted in group chats, I'm going to play the piano~

I am not the sun: how can the good time be wasted in group chat, I went to travel~

The woman in the sky: how can the good time be wasted in the group chat, I went to drink tea~

The man in the sky: How can the good time be wasted in the group chat, I am busy~

Heng'e puffed up her cheeks angrily. How could a group of guys without sympathy treat her like this?Fortunately, there are still good people in this group.

Houtu of the Underworld: Hang'e, you come to the Underworld, Styx said he has a way!

real?Heng'e was pleasantly surprised, and then quickly went to the underworld.

When he arrived at the underworld, Houtu had already been waiting there.

Heng'e was embarrassed, "I always want you to wait for me!"

Hou Tu laughed, "It's okay, it's okay!" Then he took Heng'e to the sea of ​​blood.

In the sea of ​​blood, Styx stood beside him quietly, as if waiting for them. After Heng'e and Houtu approached, Styx handed over a bag.

Heng'e was puzzled, "What is this?"

Styx said coldly, "Mosquito!"

"Mosquito? Mosquito?" Hang'e asked tentatively.

"Yes!" Who knew Minghe nodded, "This is the first mosquito in the world. It grows in the sea of ​​blood. It is extremely extraordinary. It eats flesh and blood and grows. Even the karma red lotus cannot escape its mouth!"

Back then, his Karma Red Lotus was bitten by this mosquito. If he hadn't discovered it quickly, he would have eaten the whole product!

"So powerful!" Heng'e was surprised. She rolled her eyes and thought of a good idea. If she remembers correctly, there seems to be a twelfth-grade golden lotus in the hands of the guide. If it is done properly, Xixi may suffer heavy losses. oh.

"This mosquito has to instinct, star master be careful!" Styx confessed, although his tone was still cold.

Heng'e gave him a rare look of surprise, this Styx is not that annoying.

Houtu saw what Heng'e was thinking, and said with a smile: "In the past, Styx chased after becoming a saint, so naturally he lost his heart!"

Heng'e understood in seconds, that is to say, now that he has abandoned the dark and turned to the bright, he has become the affiliation of the Tiangong, and what he sees and thinks is no longer the way of cultivation, but the rules of heaven and earth.

On one side, Heng'e was holding the bag and thinking about how to dig a hole for Zhunti, and on the other side, the battle between Xiqi and Shangtang was in full swing.

After Kong Xuan left, there were no more brave generals in the Shang Dynasty. Jiang Ziya drove straight in, encountered the Holy Mother of the Fire Spirit, and stabbed the Holy Mother of the Fire Spirit carefully. His life was almost over. Fortunately, Guang Chengzi helped him and smashed the Holy Mother of the Fire Spirit to death. .

The Holy Mother of Fire Spirit is the apprentice of Daoist Duobao, Guangchengzi's junior disciple. Taoist Duobao and Guangchengzi had a very good relationship in the early days. Guangchengzi took good care of this junior and Duobao also relied on Guangchengzi. He can be regarded as his junior, when he saw the Holy Mother of Huoling died under his seal, he was surprised. He didn't want to kill Huoling, but for some reason, Huo Ling couldn't help but move up.

He couldn't even wait to greet Jiang Ziya, so he went straight to Biyou Palace to pay respects to Tongtian, and fell down to apologize.

Tongtian glanced at him casually, "I told them earlier, don't go down the mountain! Since you go down the mountain, you will be to blame!"

Guang Chengzi didn't want Tong Tian to be so talkative, so he left a little blissfully, and saw Duo Bao as soon as he left the hall.

Duobao looked at him calmly, but he felt a tightness in his heart, and walked forward quickly, "Duobao..."

"Stop talking!" Duobao interrupted him, "Huo Ling died under your hands because of her lack of strength, but I don't think so. Brother, we will see the truth in the midst of calamity!"

Guang Chengzi said, "I didn't do it on purpose, Duobao..."

Duobao didn't want to listen to Guang Chengzi's explanation, "You are no longer the senior brother I knew!"

In Duobao's eyes, senior brother is the stubborn Guang Chengzi who silently protects him, not the current Guang Chengzi who has been fascinated by the world of mortals.

Guang Chengzi was silent for a moment, said: "As you wish!" Then he left.

This pair of brothers, who were once close, finally went to the end of the road.

Duobao walked into the main hall, looked at Tong Tian who seemed to be indifferent in the main hall, and wanted to ask him, why didn't he avenge Huo Ling?But he didn't say anything after all.

It's a pity that his thoughts couldn't be hidden from Tong Tian at all, Tong Tian sneered, "Are you resenting me?"

Duobao bowed his head, "Disciple dare not!"

Tongtian stood up, "Forget it, I still have to go through this after all!"

The master always loves the apprentice more than the apprentice loves the master, so Duobao blames Guang Chengzi and blames Tongtian for the death of Huo Ling, and it is the same with Tongtian. , but he still couldn't bear it, couldn't bear it and couldn't stay.

The story was divided into two parts, but it was said that Heng'e got the mosquito, went back to the Heavenly Palace excitedly, and showed off to Kong Xuan boy.

Kong Xuan asked silently, "How do you send it to Zhunti Jieying?"

Heng'e was silent.

Kong Xuan laughed, "I have an idea!"

Heng'e raised her eyebrows, "I would like to hear the details."

Not long after, Zhunti encountered a devil mosquito when he was leading him on the road. This mosquito was extremely hostile and could eat human flesh and blood. Ti, after receiving the guide to seal the mosquito and put it in the package, Zhunti pretended to be merciful and said: "Although the devil mosquito is too hostile, under the guidance of my Western religion, I will surely become a Buddha immediately!"

The leader nodded in agreement.

The author has something to say: I always feel that when I write it down like this, it seems that I want to be strong against Kong Xuan~~The truth is too dirty~~I feel that this chapter of mine is slowly being based~~