[Honghuang] I am not Chang'e

At the same time, in the underworld, Heng'e and Houtu looked at each other, and everything was kept silent.

It turned out that this was a play played by the two of them.

Zhunti plotted against the underworld, intending to use Monkey King as a pawn to make trouble in the underworld. On the one hand, he took the opportunity to save the face of the Heavenly Court, and on the other hand, he wanted to use this as an opportunity to win more rights for Ksitigarbha.

It's a pity that Heng'e saw through his two-bird-with-one-stone plan, so Heng'e simply played the trick with Houtu, arousing Sun Wukong's suspicion with his words.When he learns about his relationship with Heng'e, he will naturally get close to the Heavenly Court, and when the time comes, Zhunti will just steal the chicken instead of losing the rice.

Since Sun Wukong left, Heng'e had no good show to watch, so she bid farewell to Houtu. If she didn't expect that the next good show might be staged in the heaven, then she should go back early.

Houtu naturally readily agreed.

Seeing Heng'e leave, Xue Cai, the king of reincarnation, said angrily, "Mother, the second sage of the West is really deceiving people!" Thinking that if it weren't for the Taiyin Star Lord just now, he would have almost become Monkey King's soul under the stick.

Houtu looked at him calmly, "My Xue, you have become King Yama, why are you still so impulsive?"

Wu Xue shut his mouth in embarrassment.

Among the Witch Clan, those who are as courageous and resourceful as Houtu are still a minority, and most of them are typical representatives of simple minds and well-developed limbs.

Houtu glanced at him lightly, "Since you are the king of Yama, you must think carefully and don't be impulsive. The future of the witch clan still depends on you!"

My Xue said solemnly, "Yes! Your Majesty!" He felt deeply guilty.

Hou Tu looked at him and nodded in satisfaction. Although Wu Xue was impulsive at times, he was calm and resourceful on the whole. She liked him very much, so she said a few words of comfort: "Don't worry, Tianting He is our ally, and if he doesn't deal with Buddhism, he will definitely not let us suffer, didn't the Lunar Star Lord just plan and make a move?"

Sun Wukong, who values ​​love and righteousness but is rebellious, wants to subdue him, he must be kind and powerful, so what they did just now can be regarded as prying Zhunti's corner.

My Xue suddenly felt admiration in my heart.

Houtu smiled and looked up, "Now it's up to Heaven!" Of course, what she was thinking of was not Heaven, but Lunar Star Lord.

So what is our Lunar Star Lord doing now?

She was standing in front of a gorgeous frame at the moment, which was Taichi's Japanese car.

The gorgeous Japanese car set off the handsome and tall male god on the car, making people salivate, and Heng'e couldn't help flirting, "Hey, handsome guy, do you want a date?"

Taiyi didn't understand what Heng'e meant, but he could understand the playfulness on her face, he stretched out his hand to Heng'e, "Come!"

Heng'e froze for a moment, but her body reacted faster than her consciousness, she subconsciously handed her hand to Taiyi, Taiyi exerted a little force, and she got on the Japanese car.

Taiyi looked at her with a smile, "Are you satisfied?"

Heng'e couldn't help but blushed a little on her cheeks, but she still insisted, "Very satisfied!"

Tai Yi shook his head helplessly, pinched her little nose lightly, full of pampering: "You, you!"

Heng'e shrugged her nose, "What's wrong with me!"

Tai Yi withdrew his hand and said with a smile: "You are fine!" Then he waved his sleeves, and the Japanese car started to drive slowly.

When Taiyi created the Japanese car, the dragon, phoenix, and unicorn were still the overlords of the prehistoric land, so his Japanese car was completely automatic without a dragon to pull it. Even so, the gorgeous Japanese car made Heng'e's eyes shine.

"Where are we going?" she asked.

"Yu Yuan!" Tai Yi replied.

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, rising from Tanggu and setting from Yuyuan every day.

Heng'e looked at the white clouds floating outside, and smiled at Yanyan, "The scenery is beautiful and pleasant, it's really good!"

Tai Yi's eyebrows and eyes were gentle, "If you like it, we will come and see it every day!"

Heng'e shook her head, "No, I don't want you to work so hard!" In the past, Shaohao drove a Japanese car to patrol the sun every day, and Heng'e felt that he was working hard, but at that time Shaohao had a heart knot, although she didn't know what his heart knot was. , but it can also be seen that he regards the sun patrol as a kind of sustenance, so it is difficult to persuade him.

Now that Tai Yi can obviously relax every day, she naturally doesn't want him to work hard for her.

"Okay!" Taiyi couldn't help reaching out to wrap her arms around her shoulders, Heng'e leaned her head on his shoulders, "Let's go and see the beauty of other places, there are so many scenery in this world, there is always something you like!"

"Yeah!" Heng'e agreed lightly.

There is deep affection between a pair of lovers.

The gods and spirits of the heavens passing by will consciously step aside, so as not to blind their dog eyes, and after they leave, they will slowly return to their residence.

It can also be seen from this that Heavenly Court doesn't really pay much attention to Monkey King.

On the other hand, Zhunti became angry from embarrassment because of several failed plans. He rolled up his sleeves and wanted to trouble Heng'e, but was stopped by the guide.

Jieyin looked calm, "Junior brother, you are too impulsive!"

"Me!" Zhunti was speechless looking at Jieying's expression, and his feverish brain also calmed down.

Only then did Jieyin speak, and his tone was light and calm, "If we can't kill with one blow, we need to go into hibernation first!"

Zhunti has always believed in this senior brother, so he said sincerely, "Yes, senior brother!"

Jieyin then nodded in satisfaction.

He is different from Zhun Ti, he values ​​the interests of the West more, and he plots against Heng'e several times, not for revenge, but for the real benefit.

"It's just that monkey..." Zhunti hesitated, "I'm afraid his cultivation level is not enough!"

Jin Chanzi's nine failures dealt too much a blow to Zhunti, but Jin Chanzi's low strength can no longer be changed.At the beginning, when the three parties made the agreement, it was agreed that the customs clearance person needs to rely on his own efforts to go to the west to learn scriptures, and cannot use magic power. This was proposed by Heng'e.

Thinking of this, Zhun couldn't help but start to itch a little bit, but he knew that this was not the time to haggle with the Lunar Star Lord, and he had to focus on the overall situation.

The current situation is like this, Jin Chanzi, as the only customs clearance person recognized by the three parties, can neither use magic power nor have magic power. Fortunately, Zhunti Sapo got him a few bodyguards, and Sun Wukong is the one he is most optimistic about, but Heavenly Court and Daomen are not weak. Although Sun Wukong is very talented, he can't match the cultivation base accumulated by others in a few Huiyuan's time.

Jieyin pondered for a moment, "Then let him go to the Heavenly Court to make a fuss!"

Zhunti was surprised, "But brother, didn't you say..."

Jieying looked at him expressionlessly, "I'm not seeking selfish revenge, but that monkey's nature is to be strong when he is strong. He will go to the heaven to make a fuss, and there is no danger to his life. He can still hone his skills. It will be beneficial and harmless!"

Of course, he would never say that he knew about the Peach Banquet that Heavenly Court will hold in the near future. If the monkey disturbed the Peach Banquet, he could only blame the coincidence of the monkey, not him!

He raised his eyes and glanced at Zhunti, his expression remained unchanged. Zhunti was his junior brother, and the two had lived together for thousands of years, and not everyone could bully them.

Here, after receiving and guiding a plan, Zhunti immediately started to act.

Still that poor old monkey, under the control of Zhunti, he "unintentionally" described to Sun Wukong the magnificence and wealth of the Heavenly Court. Under the circumstances, he successfully entered the Heavenly Court. Of course, part of the reason was because today was the peach feast, and all the gods went to the peach feast, leaving only a few shrimp soldiers and crab generals to watch the gate.

The Peach Banquet is a large-scale banquet organized by the Heavenly Court to connect with the gods. Although it is called the Peach Banquet, in fact, everyone’s focus is on watching songs and dances, chatting and chatting. It's just a snack.

At this time, Heng'e was sitting at the banquet, feeling emotional in her heart.

"Journey to the West" once recorded: The queen mother's flat peach garden has 3000 flat peach trees, and the front 6000 have small flowers and fruits, which ripen once in 9000 years, and people who eat them will become immortals.There are [-] plants in the middle, which ripen once in [-] years. People who eat Xiaju will fly and live forever.There are [-] plants in the back, with purple veins and fine cores, and they are ripe for [-] years. People who eat them can live as long as the world, and the sun and the moon are the same age.

This flat peach is indeed Queen Mother of the West, and it has grown for 3000 years, and even the efficacy is the same as what Wu Chengen said, but the degree of importance is far less.

Immortals don't say they live the same life as heaven and earth, but they don't need to look at a peach to extend their life.If they die, they will not be able to live even if they have peaches. If they don't die, they will not die as long as they continue to practice. Therefore, the flat peach in the legend is nothing more than a fruit to the immortals.

Well, at this moment, isn't Nuwa happy to eat?

Heng'e looked at her speechlessly, "Isn't there nothing to eat?"

Nu Wa gave her a white look, "The flat peaches at Queen Mother Xi's house are delicious, and they are the most delicious flat peaches I have ever eaten. Of course, I will never forget them!"

The Queen Mother of the West said with a smile, "Since you like it, eat more, I have a lot more!"

Heng'e rolled her eyes, picked up her flat peach, and took a small bite. It was indeed delicious, worthy of the legendary flat peach, but the legendary effect didn't affect her at all, no wonder everyone Don't take it seriously.

Taiyi shook his head, gently took out a handkerchief, and wiped the juice from her mouth.

When Nuwa saw it, she burst into laughter: "Little Heng'e, you are such a good eater!"

Heng'e black thread, this peach juice is too juicy, is it her fault?

Just when a group of people were chatting, laughing and joking with each other, a fairy in red clothes ran over in a panic.

When the Jade Emperor saw it, he hurriedly reprimanded him: "Ma'am, why are you in such a hurry?"

It turned out that the fairy in red was Aunt Zhang, the eldest daughter of Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen.

Another important reason why Zhang Bairen became steel is that he has no son, but only seven daughters, who are called "Seven Stars with the Moon" by the people around him. So harsh.

Aunt Zhang didn't care about her father's black face, and said anxiously: "Yes, there was a monkey who ran to the peach garden just now and snatched all the peaches. gone!"

Back then, Zhang Bairen and Mrs. Zhang had nothing to do, so they asked the Emperor of Heaven to find something to do.Mrs. Zhang got an errand from Pantao Garden. Originally, Madam Zhang was supposed to attend the Pantao Banquet, but she was conscientious and thought she wanted to stay to complete Pantaoyuan's scheduling, so she refused.

It's a pity that the complexity of the peach banquet was far beyond her imagination, so she called several daughters over to help, just as Monkey King sneaked into the heavenly court, this monkey loves peaches, it's only right and proper, so the peach garden was in trouble.

The author has something to say: People always say that Jinjiang smokes. The stupid author has never felt it. Today, he felt it completely. He planned to replace it at 11 o'clock. I changed it, the stupid author has been tossing until now, checked the methods of the predecessors on the Internet, and finally got it done/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

PS The stupid author of the anti-theft chapter yesterday replaced it on time, but forgot to change the summary n(*≧▽≦*)n