[Comprehensive] My daily life is not right

On the empty street, Tang Xin, Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Lu Fat...everyone gathered in a circle, and the scene was a bit chaotic.

Iron Man: "Who told me what happened just now? Who is this beautiful girl? Why are you all here?"

Natasha said indifferently: "Before that, please explain why you are lying here like a dead dog?"

"Huh?" Tony rubbed his nose, "I blocked a big guy just now, and it just happened that I ran out of energy and fell down...By the way, how did I wake up?"

"You are that girl just now." Captain America looked at Tang Xin in surprise, "Thank you for your reminder, but I would like to ask how did you know how to close the portal?"

Tang Xin stared at the series of potholed footprints on the ground, and put his hands together and moved forward: "I'm sorry, I know it's wrong to destroy public property, but I'm just a poor student with no money, please arrest me...Look For the sake of surrendering myself, can you save a few days of detention?"

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"Okay." Natasha held her forehead, "I know it's a bit messy now, how about we clean it up from the beginning."

Everyone's eyes widened, waiting for her to speak.

"Tell me, I'll sit down first." Tony grinned and sat on the ground, "I fell a little hard just now..."

Tang Xin, who was stared at by others, looked at the sky with a guilty conscience.

"By the way, have those things been killed? Why didn't you see Sol?" Tony looked around, but didn't find a living alien.

"Sol took Loki back to God's Domain—and the Rubik's Cube." Captain America explained, with a relaxed smile on his face, "We succeeded, and all the Kiritas were lost after the portal closed. life energy."

"Hey, that kid with antlers is really cheap. I haven't had time to settle the score with him." Tony breathed a sigh of relief while not forgetting to talk.

"You haven't told me who this girl is." He turned his head to look at Tang Xin, raised his eyebrows frivolously, "If I'm not wrong, it's a Chinese girl, right sweetheart?"

"..." Tang Xin, who was called Sweetheart by someone other than her senior, felt inexplicably terrified.

She was a little surprised that Tony could accurately identify her as Chinese, especially since she came to the United States and she was often mistaken for Japanese or Korean by everyone.This made her unconsciously increase her initial favorability towards Iron Man.

"My name is Tang Xin." Tang Xin made a very brief self-introduction with a bit of awkwardness - she felt that it was too weird to use her name in front of a group of superheroes she had only seen in movies.

"Tang Xin?" The black widow repeated with a very standard pronunciation, and extended her hand in a friendly manner, "I'm Romanov——I like your black hair. Are all Chinese girls as beautiful as you?"

Tang Xin, who was caught off guard by the beautiful and capable female agent, was instantly embarrassed, although she knew that the female agent must have her purpose in showing her favor.She looked at Black Widow's outstretched hand, and hesitated, "Sorry, that... I'm afraid I'll hurt you."

Natasha raised her eyebrows curiously: "What do you mean?"

Tang looked around in annoyance, and finally his eyes couldn't help but lock on Iron Man sitting on the ground.

"?" Iron Man, who was being stared at, had a bad feeling for some reason.

In the next second, Tang Xin pinched the gap between the Mark [-] suit worth [-] million U.S. dollars and weighed several hundred kilograms, and easily picked it up with one hand—with Tony Stark inside.

"Cool~" Hawkeye whistled.

"..." Tony was confused.

Tang Xin only mentioned it for a moment, then gently put Iron Man back on the spot, and then sincerely apologized with his palms together: "I'm sorry Mr. Stark, I just want to show it visually."

Tony saw that she hadn't recovered, thinking about the experience of being picked up like a chicken just now, and blinked: "Wow." He was thick-skinned and didn't care about being picked up, but this The weak-looking girl had amazing shots, which made him involuntarily glance at Hulk.

"Your body has been strengthened or..." Natasha's expression remained unchanged, but a hint of surprise flashed in her eyes. She thought of something bad, and subconsciously glanced at Captain America.

"No." Tang Xin waved his hand and said without any concealment, "I was just attacked by aliens before, and then became like this inexplicably. I don't know exactly what happened. The people with me are very normal."

"I'm sorry...but my instinct tells me that you can help me." Tang Xin's eyes were burning.

"Oh, then you've found the right person." Iron Man expressed full interest, and he actively recommended himself to Tang Xin, "What do you think of me? I'm handsome, rich and romantic, not the same as Wannian Popsicle."

Captain America blinked innocently his beautiful blue eyes.

"That's really a sheep entering a tiger's mouth." Black Widow complained mercilessly.

"I think you can communicate with this big guy behind me." Hawkeye said suddenly, tilting his head to signal them.

Hulk looked at the people who suddenly turned their heads to look at him, and snorted displeasedly from his nose.

Natasha shrugged back.

"While a good idea, I'm afraid I'll have to wait until Dr. Banner shows up."

She looked at Tang Xin's slightly green and delicate face, and the undisguised confusion could be clearly seen in those bright black eyes, and she couldn't help smiling and said, "Tang Xin? If you want, you can have sex with me." Is it for the record?"

"Huh?" Tang Xin immediately thought of S.H.I.E.L.D., and couldn't help looking forward to it, "Where are you going?"

Natasha squinted her eyes happily.

"Heaven."

Three hours later, Tang Xin, who had completed the most detailed identity filing in his life in the behemoth in the "heaven", landed again.

She jumped out of Iron Man's arms and thanked the playboy who dropped her off on the way: "Thank you, Mr. Stark."

You must know that Iron Man is risking her life to send her there. She is carefully controlling herself all the way, for fear that if her strength becomes unstable, the two of them will crash together.Then tomorrow's headlines will be pretty good.

"Hmm." Tony Stark opened his mask, smiled lazily, and looked at Tang Xin, "Speaking of which, I would also like to thank you for saving my life before."

Tang Xin's expression froze, and he pretended to be calm: "No, I didn't do anything." Ahhh, he still knew about his unfriendly violent actions. Who the hell is such a big mouth!

"Don't forget to come to Stark Tower tomorrow. I have an appointment with Dr. Banner on the top floor at nine o'clock." Tony reminded.

Tang Xin said that he would be there on time.

"Of course." Tony opened his arms exaggeratedly before leaving, "If you want to make it easier, you can sleep directly at my place tonight."

"No thanks." Tang Xin refused decisively.

After sending Iron Man away, Tang Xin turned around and walked into the house, throwing away his things and spreading them out on the sofa.

I'm so tired... What happened today completely overturned her entire world view, Tang Xin felt that she needed time to digest it.

Fortunately, the house she rented was a little far from the city center, so she was lucky enough to escape the catastrophe, otherwise she would definitely go crazy if she didn't even have a place to rest at night.

But what she's most worried about now is - what if she falls through the ceiling at night? ?

Ah, what the troubles of the strong...

Seeing that her roommates were not there, Tang Xin got up and went upstairs, went back to the bathroom of her room and took a nice hot bath. With the relaxation of the pores all over her body, Tang Xin felt that she was alive again.

By the way, what she said before, she must eat hot pot when she comes back!

Enticed by greed, Tang Xin couldn't wait to jump out of the bathtub, wiped off the water on his body, wrapped the towels in his body, and happily left the bathroom.

As soon as he stepped into the bedroom, he heard a strange magnetic voice.

"good evening."

The handsome man with green eyes stood in front of the window sill, and when he saw her coming out, he gave her a reserved smile elegantly and harmlessly.

"!?"

Tang Xin couldn't help wrapping the towel tightly, suspecting that he was hallucinating.

It was agreed to be brought back to God's Domain! !Is it really okay for war criminals to appear on the earth so openly! ?

She stared at the scepter inlaid with luxurious gemstones in the opponent's hand, and crazily complained in her heart that the brother-in-law Thor was really unreliable, and even the weapon was stolen by others.

"Didn't you return to God's Realm?" Tang Xin asked subconsciously.

"It seems that you still remember me?" The smile of the mischievous god deepened, he stepped closer to Tang Xin, and looked at the girl who was dodging backwards and blinked innocently, "Because there is someone I want to see no matter what—"

"Besides, the cells in God's Domain are really vulnerable."

What is there to be proud of!Tang Xin gritted his teeth looking at the other party's smile.

No matter how you think about it, the person you want to meet won't be her!So how did this guy get here?

"What's your purpose?" Tang Xin carefully considered her words. She really didn't dare to guess the mind of the God of Lies, so she could only secretly raise her vigilance not to be entangled by him.

"You see, I told Sol that he still doesn't believe you are here." Loki shrugged with contempt for his brother, "I can only verify it myself."

"Verify what?" Tang Xin didn't understand what he was talking about at all, as if she and them had known each other for a long time, this guy really can talk nonsense!

"Are you pretending to be stupid?" Loki laughed. "Is it possible that you really lost your memory? Come on."

"Would you like me to help you remember?" He raised his magic staff, as if he really wanted to hit Tang Xin's chest.

Unexpectedly, the girl on the opposite side did not panic. Instead, she straightened the towel and calmly made a gesture of invitation.

"Okay, if you think relying on that self-deceiving illusion works. Go ahead and try."

Loki's perfect smile froze for a moment, and he looked at the girl again, expressing surprise: "How do you tell?"

"Intuition." Tang Xin rolled his eyes.

That was true, her gut was pretty sure that what looked like a scepter wasn't actually a threat at all.

"Oh? What else is your intuition telling you?" Loki looked excited.

"Tell me a weak chicken like you, and I can blow you back to your hometown with one punch." Tang Xin raised her fists in an unladylike way, and smiled ferociously.

"..."

Thinking of the fear of being dominated by the Hulk during the day, Loki's perfect smile froze on his face.

"Okay." After a long time, he took a deep look at Tang Xin, jumped onto the window sill lightly, turned around and disappeared into the night without leaving a word.

"I'll be back soon."

"Tch." Tang Xin expressed disdain.

He is still talking big things when he is still in the prison in Asgard.