[Comprehensive] Let's find out about the big guys in women's clothing

One day, the members of the detective agency had nothing to do and began to tell stories about their childhood.

The first one was Kenji: "I grew up in the countryside, farming and herding cattle with the villagers. The village is a group of good people who take good care of me."

Everyone nodded, and it could be seen that Xianzhi was a simple and simple child.

Then Tanizaki: "When I was a child..."

Naomi on the side rushed over, hugged Tanizaki, raised her hands, and said softly: "My brother was super cute when I was young, but Naomi still likes my brother now, and I can play more games with Naomi, yes No brother~”

"Yes... yes..." Tanizaki responded with a trembling voice, while reaching out to support Naomi's waist, a mysterious blush appeared on his face.

"..." Everyone was a little dumbfounded.

"What was Mr. Kunikida like when he was a child?" They cast their eyes on Kunikida.

"I think Mr. Kunikida should be a very strict and rigid person." Dun guessed, who was sitting beside him.

"Cough... I was actually a kid king when I was young," Kunikida looked a little embarrassed, "the kind who often took the lead in fighting."

"Huh?" Everyone was a little surprised, but then they reviewed Kunikida's force value and the occasional scenes of violently beating Dazai, and they suddenly felt that it was not impossible?

"What about Lin?"

"Me?" Lin Yuan pointed to himself, "I have a very ordinary life, but I didn't like going out with other people when I was young, and I prefer to stay at home."

There seems to be no difference from now.Everyone thought.

As for Dunjun's background, everyone in the detective agency knows about it, so in order not to irritate him, I simply skipped it.

As for Mr. Ranpo...he never liked to participate in meaningless chats.

So only Dr. Yosano and Dazai remained.

"I..." said Dr. Xie Ye, rolling up his sleeves, "I grew up in a medical clinic, and I'm used to seeing too many dead people. I don't usually have any entertainment, the only entertainment is probably The autopsy was done."

Everyone shuddered subconsciously.

In the end, only Osamu Dazai remained.

"Me?" Dazai smiled, "I have nothing to say, you might as well guess, but there is no reward for guessing right."

"Cut." Kunikida was very disdainful, "Dazai, this guy, even when he was a child, he must have been a worrying disaster!"

Dazai smiled and said nothing.

I thought it was over like this, until the next day...

When Lin Yuan woke up from the bed according to the biological clock, he found that there was no one beside his bed.

This is actually not a strange thing, because Dazai occasionally gets up very early, and he doesn't know where he went.

But this is not a strange reason, but on the other side of the bed, there is a small bulge.

Lin Yuan held his breath and gently lifted the quilt.

There was a round white ball curled up on the bed, with soft black hair resting on his forehead, sleeping peacefully.

It's just that this little dumpling looks familiar.

And he was still wearing the pajamas that Dazai wore yesterday, even though it was too big for him.

Lin Yuan stared at that fleshy little round face, couldn't hold back, stretched out a finger and poked it, then poked it again.

Xiaotuanzi woke up.

He slowly moved up, opened a pair of beautiful iris-colored eyes, and looked at him blankly.

Lin Yuan suddenly felt that his heart was going to melt, and suddenly felt that mother's love... Bah, father's love is overflowing.

He reached out and pinched Xiaotuanzi's face, and asked, "Do you remember who you are?"

Xiaotuanzi nodded, and said in a childish voice: "I am Dazai, Dazai Zhi."

Lin Yuan is now sure.Although I don't know why Dazai has become smaller, but...the little guy is so serious and cute!

Suppressing the excitement in his heart, Lin Yuan pointed to himself: "Do you know who I am?"

The little guy tilted his head and didn't speak.

Lin Yuan thought "here we come", then coughed lightly, "cough, that...my name is Lin Yuan, it's..."

"It's your father."

Now little Dazai finally had another reaction, a trace of doubt flashed in his beautiful eyes, and he didn't seem to believe it.

"Anyway, let's get up first, shall we? I'll find another set of clothes for you." Lin Yuan didn't care, he gently rubbed Dazai's hair, and then began to look through his system wardrobe.

I don't know if I guessed what Lin Yuan was thinking, but the little guy made a request one step ahead: "I don't want to wear a skirt."

Lin Yuan, who was just about to find a skirt for him, touched his nose in embarrassment, so he had to resign himself to finding men's clothes for him.

One advantage of upgrading the system wardrobe is that the size of the clothes can be changed arbitrarily to ensure that anyone can wear them.

So Lin Yuan finally found a suit similar to Dazai's original clothes after choosing for a long time - a one-way train.

One-way train: simple +50, elegant +110, mature +80, warm +20, lively +20, cute +20.

After removing the extra decorations, wigs and makeup, leaving only the clothes and shoes, and adjusting them to a suitable size, Lin Yuan took out the clothes and put them in front of Dazai.

Satisfied to see the amazement in the little guy's eyes, Lin Yuan reached out and rubbed his hair again, and then asked in a very gentle tone: "Can you dress yourself?"

Little Dazai nodded seriously, and couldn't help disappointing Lin Yuan, but he still put the clothes in front of the little guy: "Then you change your clothes, and I'll take you out for dinner later."

By the way, discuss with the detective agency what's going on.

The original "one-way train" clothes are worn by adults, and children usually look nondescript when they wear them.But little Dazai was different, when he was stern and expressionless, he really had a somewhat "pretentious" posture, which also matched the clothes on him somewhat.

Lin Yuan suddenly thought that the little guy seemed to have kept a straight face since he woke up, rarely talked, let alone smiled, which was quite different from his adult appearance.

"Dazai," Lin Yuan asked cautiously, "Are you in a bad mood today? I feel like you haven't even smiled."

Unexpectedly, the little guy glanced at him, and replied solemnly: "Do you want to see me smile?"

"..." Lin Yuan was speechless for a while, and said quickly, "I didn't mean that, but shouldn't children smile more? It will be cuter this way."

Little Dazai was silent for a while: "But there is nothing that makes me happy."

Lin Yuan had no choice but to take the little guy to wash up, and then take him out, hoping that things outside would make him feel better.

Lin Yuan took little Dazai around the street, had breakfast, and brought him to the detective agency.

As soon as he entered the door, Lin Yuan heard the roar from Kunikida: "Where did that guy Dazai go! He is not there every time something happens! Can't you just stay in peace for me!"

Then he turned his head and saw Lin Yuan at the door: "Lin, you came just in time, did you see Dazai, he doesn't know how to run..."

Kunikida's voice stopped abruptly when he saw the person Lin Yuan was leading, and then a louder voice broke out:

"Family members are forbidden to enter the detective agency! Why did you bring your son here!"

Lin Yuan covered his ears with one hand and little Dazai's with the other, and then said slowly: "...he is Dazai."

Immediately, everyone in the office focused their attention on Lin Yuan, and Kunikida was so frightened that he fell off his chair.

Soon, a group of people crowded around the two of them.

Dun: "This is really Mr. Dazai? It can't be an illegitimate child or something?"

Tanizaki: "Mr. Dazai...isn't he cute?"

Kunikida: "What the hell is going on?!"

Lin Yuan reluctantly narrated what he experienced this morning, and skipped the part where he used the system to change clothes for Xiao Dazai.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally Kunikida decided to call the president and Mr. Ranpo.

In the end, all the investigators were gathered, and even Dr. Xie Ye joined in the fun.

Their method of proving Dazai's identity is very simple-testing abilities.

They let Xiao Dazai grab Tanizaki with his hands, and sure enough, Tanizaki's supernatural ability was completely suppressed, and he couldn't release it no matter what.Let him touch something made with Kunikida's ability, and the moment he touches it, it immediately turns into a piece of paper.

There is no problem with the identity, the rest is the question of why it becomes smaller.

They first asked Dr. Yosano to check the little Dazai's body, and found no abnormalities, and then each recalled whether Dazai did or ate any strange things yesterday, such as poisonous mushrooms, but it turned out that there were none.

Finally they turned their attention to Ranbu.

And Ranpo was teasing little Dazai with a piece of thick snack.

"Let me tell you, this thick dim sum is super delicious, would you like a piece?"

Little Dazai's eyes lit up, and just about to nod, he was taken back by Luanbu: "I won't give it to you, this is my rough snack."

Little Dazai blinked, he didn't cry or make a fuss, and he didn't even look aggrieved or sad.He just moved to Lin Yuan's side with short legs, stretched out his hand to tug at the corner of his clothes, and then looked at him eagerly.

Lin Yuan's heart softened all of a sudden, and he hugged him quickly: "Go, I'll take you to buy delicious food."

Seeing that Luanbu next to him felt uncomfortable again, he reluctantly handed out the thick snacks in his hand: "Okay, okay, take it if you want, don't make me feel like I'm bullying a child. "

Only then did Dazai reach out to take it, he said "thank you" obediently, and then showed a very shallow smile, just such a movement, made everyone present cute.

"This...is this really Dazai?" Kunikida shouted in disbelief, holding his head, "How did he become the trouble maker in the future!"

Everyone also found it incredible that Mr. Dazai's personality was too different when he was a child and now, right?

But Lin Yuan didn't care so much, he said he would take the little guy to buy delicious food, and he would definitely do it.

And little Dazai, in a place where they couldn't see, slightly showed a sly smile that the plan was successful.

Lin Yuan took little Dazai to wander aimlessly in the street, and occasionally the little guy would buy something Lin Yuan saw.It's just that little Dazai doesn't seem to be interested in anything, and he almost just glances at it casually.

Suddenly, little Dazai reached out and pulled Lin Yuan's clothes, and said in a milky voice, "Let's change the road."

Lin Yuan was taken aback: "What's wrong?"

"I don't like that person." Little Dazai said, looking at a young man with orange hair and wearing a black hat who was leaning against a telephone pole not far away.

Who is that person, if not Zhongya Zhongya?

Lin Yuan also followed his gaze, and Zhong Ye, who received the two gazes, turned his head subconsciously, just facing Lin Yuan.

Lin Yuan didn't know Zhong Zhong very well, his only friendship was probably when he saved Dazai by the way.But Nakaya is indeed a very polite young man, except in front of Dazai.

"Lin?" Zhong also saw him, and went up to say hello without thinking too much.

Then, as soon as he lowered his head, he saw little Dazai holding mushrooms.

"Who is this?" Some of them squatted down curiously, and then shouted in surprise, "Is he the son of Dazai the fuck out? Why does he look so similar?"

Lin Yuan: "...he is Dazai, but for some unknown reason, he has become smaller."

"What?" Chuya was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing, "Hahahaha Dazai, you're still here today! You cheated me so many times back then, and now it's finally your retribution!"

Little Dazai flinched from Chuya's laughter, then hid behind Lin Yuan, and whispered:

"The way he smiles...like a slug."

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