After transmigrating into a cannon fodder, I married a villain

Yu Sheng wiped out all the snacks that Yan Weilan bought for him, and couldn't sleep at night, lying on the bed with his stomach in his arms, in a daze.

Qiu Nian brought a stack of hawthorn slices, "Master, eat some hawthorn to help you digest your stomach."

Yu Sheng picked up a piece and asked while eating: "Qiu Nian, I remember you are 21 years old today?"

Qiu Nian smiled and said, "It's already 22."

"What about Dongdong?"

"Six years old." Qiu Nian said, "Why did Second Young Master suddenly ask this?"

Yu Sheng's eyes widened, and he forgot to eat the hawthorn slices, "Didn't you give birth to Dongdong at the age of 16? Don't you think it's too early!"

Qiu Nian was puzzled and said, "This, it's not early! Brothers usually have their first orgasm at the age of 45 or [-], and many of them are pregnant after their first orgasm. It's too late for me."

"..." Qiu Nian is right. After all, this is an ancient time that advocates early marriage and early pregnancy. Most of them are brothers and girls married at the age of [-] or [-]. In comparison, giving his first kiss at his age is not considered puppy love at all. .Thinking of this, Yu Sheng felt much better.However, since he and Yan Weilan have established a romantic relationship, the fact that he is a brother cannot be kept from him.But how should he speak?Obviously he had promised Yan Weilan that he would never lie to him again a while ago, so if he confessed now, he would not be slapping himself in the face.

Forget it, anyway, Yan Weilan will go on a long journey soon, and it won't be too late to talk about it when he comes back.

On the night of Qixi Festival, the emperor and his harem concubines climbed to the Qiqiao Building to catch the stars and admire the moon.The concubines each have a picture of a beauty, and all the beauties are deeply grateful for the emperor's favor, and each smiles like a flower.The emperor was overjoyed and rewarded a lot of things. As the painter of the paintings, Yu Sheng got the most rewards. He distributed these things to his family, and he only kept some food for himself.

Yan Weilan will set off for Xunyang in a few days.One of Xunyang and the capital is in the south, and the other is in the north. It will take five or six days to travel even if you go fast.And all the way south, the more serious the disaster, the more and more victims.Many disaster victims were homeless, without clothes and food. In order to survive, some victims became rogues. At first they just robbed others of money and food, but later they turned into murder, arson, rape and robbery.

The entire south has been in chaos, and the eldest prince went to Xunyang not long ago to suppress the mob rebellion and preside over disaster relief.Yan Weilan was going south at this time, and Yu Sheng couldn't help but feel the old lady's heart, and specially invited him to Jueyuan Temple the day before Yan Weilan's departure, saying that he wanted to ask him for a talisman.

Although Yan Weilan didn't believe this, she still let Yu Sheng make trouble.Yu Sheng didn't believe it either, he did this just for comfort.

The two made an appointment to meet at the foot of Jueyuan Temple.The weather was not beautiful, and it rained early in the morning, which is common in summer.When Yu Sheng arrived in the rain, Yan Weilan had already arrived. The moment their eyes met through the rain curtain, Yu Sheng felt that his brain shut down unexpectedly.His face was hot, his limbs were stiff, and he walked towards Yan Weilan with a smile that seemed half of his face was paralyzed, and he seemed to be walking smoothly.

Compared to him, Yan Weilan's performance was much more natural, and she pursed her lips and smiled at him under the umbrella, "Yu Sheng."

Yu Sheng also smiled back at him, "Wei Lan."

...What is going on with this overwhelming embarrassment!Obviously not long ago they could chat and laugh with each other freely, but now they kiss each other and become restrained.According to Yu Sheng's thinking, it's a little bit boring to talk about love after all.But he couldn't figure out what Yan Weilan was thinking, what if he liked the model of friendship between gentlemen as light as water?

Yu Sheng remembered that kiss on the night of the Qixi Festival——God damn it is as light as water!

Yu Sheng stopped being entangled, and came to Yan Weilan's side with steam on his head, put away his umbrella, and got under Yan Weilan's umbrella with a blushing face, "Let's go together."

Yan Weilan moved the umbrella towards Yu Sheng's direction, "Okay."

Due to the rain, there were not many people in Jueyuan Temple.The two walked side by side on the rain-soaked slate road, the bottoms of their long gowns were soaked, and they were very close to each other, occasionally touching the back of each other's hands when they swung their arms.

Yu Sheng babbled at the side: "Weilan, you have to take care of yourself when you arrive in Xunyang. I heard that it is very chaotic over there. You should try to follow the official path, and it is best to hire a few bodyguards to escort you all the way. After you get there , pay attention to the balance between work and rest, don't tire yourself out, it's okay if the ancestral grave is repaired a few days later. Also, you...you remember to think of me. Don't forget me." Half a year is really too long , Even in modern times, two people may not be able to persist, let alone in this era when it takes ten and a half months to deliver a letter.In case Yan Weilan was blinded by other goblins outside, he would have nowhere to cry.It can't be blamed on his cranky thinking, mainly because his boyfriend looks too insecure.

The boy's voice is more pleasant than the sound of rain hitting the stone road.Yan Weilan curled the corners of her lips, "Yes."

When the two came to the main hall, Yu Sheng begged for a peace talisman, asked the master to consecrate it, and handed the peace talisman to Yan Weilan with his own hands. "I'm going to school tomorrow, so I won't see you off." Yu Sheng said to Ai Ai Qiqi, "Weilan, take care."

Yan Weilan nodded lightly, and said: "Don't be bullied, take care of yourself." He thought for a while, and added: "Stay away from King Shu."

Yu Sheng responded one by one, looked left and right, saw no one around, looked up at Yan Weilan, and asked nervously and expectantly: "Do you want to kiss?"

Yan Weilan said: "This is in the holy land of Buddhism."

"Oh," Yu Sheng drooped his head, looking disappointed, "Forget it."

Yan Weilan chuckled, grabbed Yu Sheng's waist and hugged him into his arms, "Let the Buddha watch over it." After speaking, he lowered his head and kissed the young man's lips deeply.

The day Yan Weilan left, the sky finally cleared up.Yu Sheng was sitting in the study, and his master was reading with a book in his hand, shaking his head; Yu Lu was sitting beside him, making annotations meticulously.The sunlight outside the window was dancing on the table, Yu Sheng held the pen and drew the appearance of his sweetheart stroke by stroke on the rice paper.He stared at Yan Weilan's eyes like autumn water, and couldn't help sighing: Oh no, I miss him a little now, how will he survive in half a year.

A month later, Yu Sheng received a letter from Yan Weilan from Xunyang. Apart from saying he was safe, there was only one sentence in the letter: I am thinking of you.

After Yu Sheng saw it, his teeth were sore and his heart was even more sour, and he returned a painting to him as usual.In the painting, Xiao Yusheng planted a plum tree in the yard, watering, fertilizing and taking good care of it every day.He said to Xiaoshu: "When you bloom, Yan Weilan should come back."

After that, the emperor occasionally let Yu Sheng enter the palace to paint.Yu Sheng's level is still a bit behind that of court painters, but he is superior in his realistic style of painting. No matter what he is asked to paint, he can paint a [-]% likeness.Therefore, once there is any ceremony in the palace, or the emperor sees some beautiful scenery in the palace, Concubine Xiao puts on a new makeup, and the little princess needs a full moon photo when she is full moon, Yu Sheng will enter the palace immediately.

Yu Sheng felt that he was like a civil servant with no establishment, who was exhausted every day, and was only a part-time job with no security at all.The only thing that made him feel relieved was that the wages paid to the royal family were still in place.

In the spring of next year, Yu Lu and Yu Sheng will take part in the first scientific examination in their lives.Yu Lu carried out the character setting of Xueba to the end, and worked hard every day except eating and sleeping.Yu Sheng knew that the probability of his passing the exam was very small, so he focused more on painting.As soon as the scientific examination is over, he will go to take the examination of Hanlin Academy of Painting.

During this period, Yu Sheng had another climax.I don't know if it's because of the first love, this time the climax is stronger than his first time, when he is resisting lust, Yan Weilan's face will always appear in his mind.After finally falling asleep, I had some strange and shameful dreams.

Qiu Nian couldn't do it alone, so Yu Lu also came to help him.Yu Sheng's climax lasted for a whole day, and the room was full of his scent. Even if an ordinary man had the concentration to smell too much, he would find it hard to hold back.

When he finally had an attack, his whole body collapsed, and he didn't even have the strength to lift his fingers.He is in such a difficult situation now, wouldn't it be fatal for those experienced brothers to come to the climax without being relieved?

He couldn't help but ask Qiu Nian: "How do you survive your climax?"

Qiu Nian smiled sadly: "It's like dying every time, but you can get through it in the end. But Second Young Master, as long as someone helps you through the hot period, you won't suffer anymore..."

That's true, in this case, it's not my brother who suffers, but the person who helps my brother. After all, not every man has the talent of seven times a night.

Listening to the conversation between the two, Yu Lu was silent for a long time, and said, "My craze hasn't come yet, just in case it happens to be the time of the exam..."

"Don't talk nonsense." Yu Sheng said, "You won't be so unlucky."

Yu Lu sighed, "It would be great if there was medicine to suppress the hot tide."

Orgasm is a good medicine for ordinary men, and it is an opportunity for elders to give birth, but for some brothers, orgasm is the source of their pain.

Yu Sheng thought of Empress Lin in the deep palace, he is such a cold and ascetic beauty, would he be as horny as him when he comes to climax?

Summer has passed and winter has come, the plum blossoms in the yard are in bloom, but Yan Weilan still hasn't come back.

The floods were followed by famine and plague, and the situation in the south became worse and worse. Some wealthy families brought their families to the north, and many refugees came to the capital on foot.The number of refugees was increasing, which affected the local people in the capital. Later, the emperor ordered the city gates to be closed, only going out but not entering, and all the refugees who came to the capital through untold hardships were kept out of the city.

No matter what the situation is outside, the life of the nobles in Beijing and Zhongzhong is still the same as before.Yu Sheng really experienced what it means to be "the wine and meat of the Zhumen stinks, and the bones are frozen to death on the road".

Ever since winter came, Yu Sheng and Yan Weilan had lost contact.The end of the year was approaching, the road was blocked by heavy snow, and the situation outside was so complicated. It was normal to lose contact with someone, but Yu Sheng was still in a bad mood, with a sad face every day, and she lost a lot of weight.What surprised him was that Yu Ce's mood wasn't very good either. His old unrestrained demeanor was no longer there. He kept a straight face all day long. At the dinner table, Jiang Huamei urged him to get married several times, but he put down his chopsticks and left. , and was finally stopped by Yu Mengqing and scolded severely.

On the day of the winter solstice, the emperor held a family banquet in the palace, and all the clans still in the capital attended.As a humanoid camera, Yu Sheng entered the palace again and used his brush to record the scene of the family reunion.

Sitting in the corner, he always felt that it was extremely fake when he saw the emperor and Lin Hou respecting each other like guests.No matter how many conflicts there are between the emperor and empress, it is not easy to act out a loving couple on such a big occasion.

There was not enough time for a meal for Yu Sheng to draw a picture of the royal family's banquet.He saw more than he drew, and wrote down the details of the banquet one by one, and added details later.

While he was drawing, a young eunuch came over with a glass of wine and said, "Young Master Yu, this is from King Shu."

Yu Sheng subconsciously looked at Li Luan, who was also looking at him, raised his glass and nodded to him.Yu Sheng looked away, and said to the eunuch, "Eunuch Lao, let it go."

Yu Sheng has been hungry all night, what he needs now is not wine.Even if he wanted it, he couldn't have Li Luan - if he climbed the wall, his leg would definitely be broken by Yan Weilan.

Not long after, another eunuch came with a bowl of dumplings.Yu Sheng asked: "Is this from King Shu again?"

"Master Hui Yu, this is sent by the queen's servant."