Cannon fodder "attack" system

After Song Guan said this, he really felt that what he said was quite shameless.

Now he really wanted to dig a hole on the spot and bury himself.

This unreasonable world.It's too dark.It's so dark there is wood there.Damn daily mission, just drop a bomb and blow everything down.Damn, be a bird every day. Words like "Jianren" should give the system that egg perversion.

Song Guan became irritable again, and the fingers of his hands began to twist together unconsciously.That kind of feeling is not painful, and these stimuli can somewhat calm him down.He looked up at Zhang You, this half-grown child was sitting in front of him, his face was as clean as Liu Yuexue's flowers, broken-leaf holly.

Zhang You looked at Song Guan quietly, and listened to him finish these words quietly, and didn't say anything, but in the end, there was a little smile on his usually expressionless face.

He was already a bit sweet, so his smile could be called sweet, with the innocence of a child ignorant of the world.Seeing that smile, Song Guan almost turned his head away, and wanted to cover his face with something—if it was a mocking smile, a contemptuous smile, a mocking smile, or something else Smile, Song Guan would not be so ashamed.

But it happened to be smiling without any impurities like this.Clean as the first snow.

Song Guan was shaken by this smile, and felt a little sad in his heart. A kind of thought that his grandma's legs are really scumbags, just like this, they swarmed into the stormy waves that hit the shore.It felt like a wave beat him to the shore, and he died there under the sun, and he didn't have to come back.Scum, scum, Song Guan thought silently with tears streaming down his face from the bottom of his heart, and this is no ordinary scum, he is simply a fighter among scum!

With a smile on his face, Zhang You said softly, "No matter what Dad does, it's all good."

The child's voice is soft, with a slender and fragile feeling.Or, in fact, this child has always given Song Guan a feeling like fragile porcelain.It is a fragility that needs to be held carefully, otherwise it will be broken if one is not careful.When Song Guan heard the child's words, he instantly felt a huge hole in his conscience being poked out with a "poof".These words were a ferocious supplementary knife after the innocent smile that day, poking a huge blood hole in Song Guan's heart, bleeding gurglingly.

QAQ...

Help!He can't hold it anymore QAQ! ! ! !

God ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Song Guan was about to burst into tears.

What's wrong with your conscience?Conscience, wake up!

Song Guan went crazy in every way.

Blood and tears flowed from his conscience, and all kinds of blood and tears made him feel that he was going to die of suffering.

And when he was in all kinds of madness, that child was always quiet.

The dark eyes looked at people quietly, and most of the time there was no emotion, as if there was no sadness or joy.It's like a pool of deep water in an ancient well.

Where is the reaction that a child of this age should have.

Because of the condemnation of guilt and conscience, and those poor sympathies that cannot be explained clearly, Song Guan wanted to treat that child better.

He wanted to be nice to the kid.

Song Guan patted his chest and heart thinking, he wanted to make up for that child.

He wants to be nice to him.

But he doesn't have any experience in dealing with children, so Song Guan doesn't know how to make a child happy.He has not been a child for a long time, and the memories of those childhoods are really inaccurate, and he was always a bear child who was easily satisfied when he was a child, and if he had sugar, he would be a mother. Zhang You's child was obviously matured a lot by perverted methods, and he was a precocious child.The general method is not estimated to work.Song Guan thought about it for a while, but couldn't come up with any good idea. Finally, after thinking about it for a long time, he decided to take Xiao Zhangyou to the amusement park.

Children should love amusement parks, right?Song Guan thought a little uncertainly. He liked it very much when he was a child. According to his mother, as soon as he entered the playground, he would have fun like a little mad dog, and he couldn't drag it back.Although Xiaozhang's situation is slightly special, but given his age, how many children still have the nature?Song Guan was very uncertain about this, thought for a long time, and decided to play it by ear when the time comes.

There are really a lot of people in the playground on weekends, and most of them are a family of three who come out to play. Looking at the big smiles on their faces that are not fake at all, people watching can't help but put on some smiles.By the way, Song Guan really misses this, he hasn't set foot in an amusement park for many years.The sun shines through the dark green and light green leaves, and the leaves rustle when the wind blows, the leaves turn around, revealing a brownish backside, Song Guan holds Xiao Zhangyou's hand, shakes it, and smiles : "What do you want to play?"

Zhang You thought for a while and pointed to the carousel.

This is really a very reserved game project.Song Guan's evaluation in his heart can't make people let go of their hands and feet to play!But he still accompanied Xiao Zhang to play, and after climbing off the wooden horse, Song Guan secretly decided to increase the excitement of the game a little bit later, such as flying towers, big pirates, flying saucers, air bikes, island ships, hurricanes Flying chair or something...

But after playing almost all of them, the child always had that indifferent expression. Song Guan looked at Zhang You's expression and felt that it would be impossible to continue like this.When I was buying ice cream, I happened to pass by the haunted house. Seeing the people who came out crying and howling, Song Guan's eyes lit up. Damn, why didn't I think of it before, the haunted house is really amazing!How many people tell everyone with personal experience that the best place to exchange feelings is a haunted house!How many people have developed their feelings by leaps and bounds under the influence of the haunted house, and how many people have opened their hearts to reveal their truest side in the haunted house!Damn, is this obvious!The haunted house must go!

Song Guanchao was very happy, dragging Zhang You into the haunted house.Then after entering, he would only say one sentence: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Ahhhhh!

Who will tell him why this haunted house is so scary!

Is it so real? !

Do you want to be so real! ! !

Song Guan was almost scared to pee, and finally when a ghost's paw touched his hand, he finally couldn't hold back, and let out a series of screams as if his hand had been chopped off: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ——!!!!!!”

The screams can make people's skin crawl, it's so miserable, it's so miserable, it's probably not so miserable to be castrated.Song Guan yelled "Ahhh" with a blank face, picked up the props and sticks that were placed in the corner, and rushed forward to beat the staff who were pretending to be ghosts.The unlucky worker was stunned for a moment, and when he came to his senses, he hugged his head with a "wow". Song Guan continued to beat him with a stick, and the worker was beaten to the ground, feeling very frightened with a "fuck" in his heart He was about to crawl out with both hands and feet, and shouted with tears streaming down his face as he crawled: "Ke Ke Ke Ke Ke Ke Ke Ke Calm down!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw another child who was silent at the side, and walked to him at some point.Zhang You, who was also frightened but didn't show it at all, stretched out his hand silently, and then covered the staff's face with an ice cream.

staff member:"……!"

The haunted house tour ended with Song Guan beating up a staff member and making the rest of the staff terrified.Seeing the sunshine after leaving the haunted house, Song Guan finally came to his senses, apologized to the staff for his previous aggressive behavior with a pale face, and then hugged Xiaozhang with lingering fear: "Okay, it's so scary..."

All the staff: "..."

Who is more terrifying!Paralyzed, the big ones beat people up, the little ones make faces, don't you cooperate too tacitly!

Song Guan felt a lingering fear in his heart and took it easy for a while. The child had already bought another ice cream and ate it aside. Looking at the child's calm expression, Song Guan felt that he was so weak, so weak.No, he must regain his confidence in the next project!Just in time, I saw an event with few people nearby, and Song Guan, who didn't see the words "Don't play if you have heart disease" written on it, grabbed Zhang You with bright eyes: "Shall we go play this?"

Zhang You glanced at the ferris wheel, licked the ice cream with the tip of his tongue, bit the crispy skin and nodded.

When the two got off the 360-degree rotating Ferris wheel, Song Guan's pale face and legs were a little weak, while Zhang You was still very calm, even with a little smile in his eyes.

When Song Guan walked down the steps, his legs almost gave way and he knelt down.

Then he heard Zhang You holding his hand and saying, "Dad, I want to play again."

Song Guan: "..."

The pale-faced Song Guan was silent for a moment, gritted his teeth and decided to go all out, risking his life to accompany the gentleman.By the time he got off the ferris wheel in the second round, Song Guan's face had turned from white to green.

I feel a little nauseous...

Zhang You looked up at him, smiling like a little angel: "Dad, let's go play again, shall we?"

Song Guan: "..."

How he wished the little angel was asleep! ! ! !

Song Guan squeezed out two laughs dryly, discussing: "How about you go and play by yourself?"

After Zhang You heard this, he nodded his head slightly and said, "Okay."

So Song Guan bought a bottle of water and sat on the bench beside him waiting, only to open the lid, and saw the child folded back, Song Guan was a little surprised: "Why did you come back?"

Zhang You shook his head and reached out to hold Song Guan's hand.

The temperature of his hands was always lower than that of Song Guan before, but this time Song Guan was really uncomfortable after riding the Ferris wheel, and his hands and feet were really cold, so at this moment the child's hand was on his hand, it was a kind of warmth warm.

Song Guan was a little confused, so he looked at Zhang You and looked back at the Ferris wheel, his eyes were a little nostalgic, then the child turned his gaze back, and said softly, "No, Dad, I won't play anymore."

You obviously want to play, why don't you play?

Song Guan felt strange: "Why?"

Zhang You was silent for a long time, and finally, under Song Guan's repeated questioning, he whispered: "It is said that children are not allowed to play without accompanying them." Then he looked back at the ferris wheel, with a regretful expression.

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan pushed the water in his hand to the side and wiped it, anyway, it was just like this!Sit down and not get pregnant!Song Guan wiped his face, and pulled Xiao Zhangyou with a generous expression on his face: "Let's go! Let's go play!"

He was looking straight ahead with a sad face, so naturally he didn't see the bear beside him biting the corner of his mouth to suppress the unstoppable smile.When Song Guan got off the Skyscraper for the third time, he already had a miserable expression on his face, as if the whole family had died. After walking for a while, he couldn't bear it any longer. Song Guan supported the tree beside him and said, "Wow!" It spit out with a sound.

Zhang You watched from the side, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly and he stopped smiling, and promptly handed over tissues and water.Looking at Song Guan's miserable appearance, he was in a good mood, because he was a little proud of cheating Song Guan.

Song Guan, who came back from the amusement park, was a little dehydrated after throwing up a lot.He walked around in three-wheeled ferris circles, his footsteps were flimsy, his eyes wandered, and he looked like he had seen a ghost.After lying down for a whole day, my eyes became brighter.The amusement park is really a terrible place. How could he like to play it when he was a child? He will never go there again. It's too scary.Because of this incident, Song Guan settled down for several days afterwards, and after a few more days passed in such a peaceful manner, Uncle Yun came to talk to him about Xiaozhang's schooling problems.

Song Guan felt very guilty looking at Uncle Yun now.No reason.Because he now knows that Uncle Yun is his sixth uncle in this shell.So this involves Xiao Zhang You's life experience - "Synopsis" states that Zhang You is the child of the sixth uncle who was the original owner of the body, and Uncle Yun is the sixth uncle, that is to say, Zhang You is the child of Uncle Yun...

No wonder he felt that the kid looked a bit like his fourth uncle.Fuck, it turned out to be an uncle-nephew relationship.It is said that a nephew will be like an uncle, and it is true...

Then I couldn't help complaining about the dead egg, what a bad plot, bad setting, broken egg, do you dare to die!

When discussing about Zhang You's going to school, Song Guan felt that it would be better to send the children to school, to meet more peers and play with peers more, which should be more beneficial to the physical and mental growth of the children.

After hearing this, Uncle Yun smiled and said, that's fine.

After Song Guan heard this, his heart felt empty for a while... This messy and complicated relationship between characters...

After Zhang You went to school, Song Guan was the only one left at home during the day.When Song Guan was alone at home, he resumed his normal nerd mode, and smoothly touched all kinds of disharmonious resource sharing in this world. As for what kind of resource it was, he laughed and didn't say anything.Although there is no teacher Cang in this world, there will still be other teachers guiding him, so it is necessary, let's go and play, damn gay games, he is a straight man, the number one straight man in the universe!Song Guan clenched his fist, feeling that his small universe was about to burn.The anguish of being suppressed by the system before seems to have been relieved a lot in the time of self-entertainment.Although he still has to drag the children to pose with the human body every day, Song Guan has now calmed down, and he has begun to learn philosophical thinking——If there is no human body in my heart, then everything in front of me is not the human body.There is only food in my heart, so everything in front of me is only food.

... Every time he thinks of this, Song Guan still feels that there is a kind of deceitful aura coming to his face.This is not cheating, he has been reduced to relying on this kind of self-deception to comfort himself, it's too cheating, thinking about it makes him feel heartbroken, it's really too cheating...

Time flows forward in such an unhurried and unhurried manner. In the slow shortening and lengthening of the day, two years have passed in the blink of an eye. Zhang You also entered the third grade. In the autumn, the school held a sports meeting.That was the time when the weather was changeable, it rained, it was showers, light ones, heavy ones, urgent ones, slow ones, rainy ones, sunny ones.When Song Guan went to pick up the child, he found that Zhang You's hair was still a little wet. He touched Zhang You's small face and pulled the child's small arm. The clothes on the child were dry.

"It's raining?" Song Guan asked a little uncertainly.

"En." Zhang You responded softly, "while running."

Song Guan continued to rub the child's head: "Go home and cook ginger soup for you."

But after returning home, the ginger soup was finished, and Zhang You fell asleep on the bed.Looking at the sleeping face of the child, Song felt that he might be too tired, so he wanted to let him sleep for a while, but when he checked again after eight o'clock, Zhang had a small fair face with an unusual blush.Song Guan was stunned, this is... a fever?

Zhang You's cold really came on aggressively, and his body temperature reached forty at one point.Song Guan barely closed his eyes and took care of him for two days and two nights, and went to the hospital to register with salt water to feed him.Zhang You threw up after eating the first day, and the eight-year-old child curled up in Song Guan's arms, looking pitiful, like a little milk dog.Song Guan reached out and touched Zhang You's short black hair. It was obedient, soft, and a little long. It was not too small, and it felt obedient to the touch, like a little milk dog.

Song Guan silently thought, this kid who looks like a puppy now will kill him when he grows up.This kind of prophecy-like words really made him feel unreal.He stretched out his hand to touch it again. The child's body was hot because of the fever. In this cool autumn night, it was a good place to warm his hands.

Don't want to, don't want to.Let's talk about those later things later.

Song Guan touched Zhang You's warm cheeks. He wanted to be nice to this child, not because of the other party, but just because he didn't want to make himself feel bad.At least when I think about it in the future, even if I can't call it a complete "clear conscience", I can still ask for a "I have done what I can do".