Cannon fodder "attack" system

Some things are not mentioned in the chapter, but there are still many other things that can be said.

Mr. Egg thought for a while, walked over, and asked Song Guan: "Do you still remember the time you jumped off the building and died after you just finished the first round?"

Song Guan naturally remembered this, after all, the experience of jumping off a building is really hard to forget.

Speaking of it up to now, Song Guan has almost experienced three rounds of the plot-or it would be more appropriate to describe it as two and a half.The first round was Junior Brother Qiao, and the second round was Xiao Zhangyou.Both of these are clear, and there is actually a plot of premature death between the two episodes.

This episode happened to be about the fourth uncle of "Song Guan" in the second round, and it turned out to be so undead. At that time, Song Guan was tortured and killed after the first week, and saw Mr. Egg for the first time. It was the emotion When it was very unstable, and at that time, Song Guan and Mr. Egg were fighting each other halfway through, and they were forced to transfer to a new episode. This episode was supposed to unfold the plot of the fourth uncle, but Song Guan's He didn't even have the slightest intention to follow the plot. As soon as he met the people around him, he jumped off the building and jumped to his death. He died and went back to find Mr. Egg.And it was after the end of such a week that Zhang You's plot came into being.

Mr. Egg said: "That time, didn't you see a person who was tied up, or the one who was beaten badly. Except for his face, his body was full of injuries."

Song Guan thought about it for a while, and said that he couldn't remember clearly. After all, that time was more than ten years ago for him, and he only left a rough impression. The only thing he remembered clearly was that time when he jumped off the building. It's very exciting, and I feel very ecstasy when I die.

Mr. Egg said, "That person is the fourth uncle you met later."

Song Guan finally knew why when he saw his fourth uncle before, he always felt a little familiar, and it turned out to be for this reason.

"Speaking of which, this matter is a bit tricky." Mr. Dan Dan glanced at Song Guan as he spoke, his eyes turned back and forth, revealing a very depressed and bitter.

I have to say that it is an egg...it is really a very unusual egg.It is so smooth that nothing extra has grown, and it looks like a bigger egg, but this smooth eggshell body can make people fully feel the joy, anger, sorrow and joy in its eyebrows and eyes The change in mood really makes people feel like hell, but it can also be seen from this that Mr. Egg is really not an ordinary egg.

"You should have guessed it by now, the two plots are connected," Mr. Dan Dan felt the need to explain the following background, "It is mainly about the things that unfolded around the Li family, the first one is about the fourth uncle, and the later one is about Zhang You. Mr. Egg thought about how to say it, "The fourth uncle is Li Duanyun, the one who has been hospitalized in Zhang You's plot, well, you always give him frogs. Uncle Yun is also the sixth uncle, and his name is Li Moyun." These two are brothers." After a pause, "As for Zhang You, he is the son of Uncle Yun and Li Moyun." Mr. Egg looked at Song Guan and said, "The three of them are the main characters of the Li family." Twist twice Body, "In this long storyline, there are two people named Song Guan. The one you jumped to your death is Da Song Guan, and the one adopted by your fourth uncle is Xiao Song Guan. The two of them," Egg-Mr. Said like this, "It's father and son—you noticed it too. When you were Xiao Song Guan, many people called you Mr. Xiao Song."

Hearing Mr. Egg talked about this, Song Guan thought of Shen Yu.When Sister Yu first started, she kept calling him Mr. Xiao Song.Then he couldn't help thinking that the system had tricked him again, making him unconsciously become a father and a son for himself, so what kind of self-produced and self-marketed race continuation is this!

"Fourth Uncle Li Duanyun, originally, he was supposed to make a pair with a person surnamed Chen." Mr. Danji trembled twice when he said the word "originally".It deeply feels that if it goes on like this, it will become allergic to the word "original" in the future. I like the fourth uncle, but the fourth uncle's feelings for Da Songguan are not very obvious. In short, he pays more attention. Generally speaking, if a person pays a lot of attention to a certain person, then there are only two endings-either he likes it very much , or very annoying. The fourth uncle's emotional color towards Song Guan is probably inclined to hate, but it is not so obvious. And Da Song Guan's character, to the people around him, seems to be really... yes Not very flattering."

Sighing, Mr. Egg continued to say, "Later, these two people will be carried on. The reasons for this are complicated and we won't go into details. In short, Li Duanyun and Mr. Chen got on good terms later, and then Da Songguan will be in various ways." Hei Hua made Li Duanyun miserable, and finally Li Duanyun who really started to get angry made it even worse. In the end, Da Songguan jumped into the sea and died after a complete defeat. This is the original fourth uncle. The plot should be as it should be." Speaking of this, Mr. Dan raised his face and looked at Song Guan, very resentful, "In the end you jumped off the building and died."

Song Guan couldn't bear to be stared at by those sad eyes: "...Don't look at me like this...Can you turn your face away a little?"

After hearing this, Mr. Egg was very obedient and really turned his chubby body around, and then Song Guan discovered...it turns out that Mr. Egg released the light waves of resentment in 360 degrees without dead ends!

Song Guan: "..."

Mr. Egg doesn't know that Song Guan's heart at this moment, running past a group of grass mud horses with a bunch of river crabs on their buttocks, still said bitterly: "Actually, it's okay for you to jump off the building, but do you remember when you and fourth uncle How was the conversation?" It fell into the nagging mode again and couldn't extricate itself, Mr. Egg asked himself and continued, "You see he is staring at you half dead, so he can't help but run over and ask He wanted to say something, and then he said why don't you die, and then you thought what he said was very reasonable, so you really went to jump off the building to die and come back to me!"

After talking about Mr. Egg, he got excited and jumped on the ground. If it had hands, it would probably have to beat its chest. A full version of the chest-beating and stamping, "Think about how that fourth uncle would feel in his heart! The person said, "Go to hell with me, and then the other party really went to die! Died in front of my face! Ten storey floors, jump if you want to jump! Think about the other party's previous death or life The crazy behavior of killing oneself! It is easy to make up some very sad things, okay!" Mr. Egg took a deep breath, "Besides, they all grew up together, so the brain fills up space. The bigger it is, the bigger it is. After the brain fills in, I'm so tired, I will never love again, so——" Mr. Egg looked over sadly, "Mr. Chen, who was originally paired, is just like this..."

Song Guan: "...""

Mr. Egg: "Originally when the plot collapsed, it collapsed, but it was later related to Xiao Zhang's plot! Your jumping off the building fine-tuned the background of this story. Originally, the fourth uncle adopted Xiao Song Guan out of necessity. I chose a name called Song Guan because I was too lazy to think of other names, so I called it very casually. As a result, your fourth uncle has been unable to let go of the dead Song Guan ever since, and took great pains to adopt Xiao Song Guan. The name 'Song Guan' was given to Xiao Song Guan to commemorate the old man." Egg Jun turned his face away at this point, "Xiao Song Guan is a very sick character. Whether it is in the original story or the background of the story After being fine-tuned, he fell in love with Fourth Uncle..."

Song Guan: "..."

Is there really no problem with this kind of immediate sense of sight that a son likes his father?Should I say it's really morbid?

Mr. Egg: "This kind of taboo feeling that is destined to be unresponsive made him a little depressed. He played well with Uncle Yun, and he was somewhat angry with Uncle Fourth. Although I can't understand this" and Uncle Yun Is there any logical relationship between "playing well" and "fourth uncle's anger", but that's it. Li Duanyun has always asked Xiao Songguan to call him fourth uncle. According to this name, Xiaosongguan is called Li Jiaxing The sixth Li Moyun should also be the sixth uncle, but he just wanted to call Li Moyun Uncle Yun, probably because he was angry with his fourth uncle. Later, Xiao Song Guan adopted Zhang You. As for why he adopted it, you should read the plot outline. We all know that too."

Song Guan let out a casual "hmm".

Mr. Egg: "Originally, the ending of this story about Song Guan was that Zhang You designed a game, and asked his fourth uncle to shoot Xiao Song Guan. As a result, Xiao Song Guan did not die, and then Zhang You tried to find a way to make him be smashed by steel. I was stuck in a corner and couldn't get out, and then set fire to burn Song Guan to death. In this ending, Li Moyun was trapped together to save Song Guan. In the end, the two were burned into a pile, and their bones were glued together Together. To sum up the whole story, Xiao Song Guan likes Fourth Uncle, Uncle Yun likes Xiao Song Guan, and Zhang You belongs to the unlucky kind, who gets shot all kinds of lying down."

After a pause, Mr. Egg turned to Song Guan's side: "Actually, I've always thought it was quite miraculous. You were able to die back at the time when Xiao Song Guan was supposed to die. Speaking of which, this timing is really miraculous." .”

Song Guan let out a "huh", and then turned his face to look at Mr. Egg who twisted to his side.Mr. Dandan felt a little uncomfortable being looked at like this. He felt that Song Guan's gaze was a little too bright. He was intuitively thinking of taking a step back, but Song Guan had already caught it and put out a hand to rest it. to it.

Seeing that Song Guan stretched out his hand to touch it gently, Mr. Dandan finally gave it a very kind smile: "I don't know about that either."

Song Guan, what do you want to do at this time!

Mr. Egg immediately yelled at the egg: "You, you, you, you didn't hit me before! You can't now..."

Hearing what the egg said, Song Guan patted it twice more gently, but his eyes were like looking at an idiot: "Oh, that's because I still have questions that I need you to answer, my dear."

〒▽〒

This, is this what people say!

Mr. Egg struggled unwillingly: "I, when I was explaining the plot just now, you didn't hit me..."

Song Guan's eyes have evolved to look like looking at the quadratic power of a fool: "I have endured you for a long time, I didn't beat you before, it was to recharge my energy so that I can beat you half to death, my dear of."

〒▽〒

Mr. Egg, who knew the truth, shed tears silently.

Be good your sister!

Good boy Mr. Dandan has been led badly by Song Guan, and he has successfully learned to use "your sister" in sentences.

Mr. Egg was beaten to the point of throwing his head in his arms, weeping while running, damn it, it just doesn't care about this stupid human being!snort!

In fact, Song Guan didn't beat Mr. Egg very much, he just followed Mr. Egg and chased Mr. Egg.

So, Song Guan is just trying to scare Mr. Egg, this guy just wants to chase the shit out of Mr. Egg.It was really healing (?) to see Egg-kun urinating in fear.A giant egg was so frightened that it wriggled like a tumbler and ran forward and jumped around. It was so frightened that it couldn't jump steadily so that it rolled twice on the spot. It was really joyful (?) .

While the two Erques were enjoying themselves, the main god's teleportation array opened again.

Mr. Egg saw the light map transmitted, and he was as kind as seeing his parents. It shouted to Song Guan excitedly with tears in the floating red light: "Get out of here!"

But in the end, I still couldn't help thinking to Song Guan like an old lady: "Don't think too much when you complete the task."

Mr. Egg said loudly: "In all stories, each character has his own established trajectory! Whether it is happiness or misfortune! Those characters disappeared because of the dimension storm, and those original endings are for those who disappeared. I said, whether it is sad or tragic, it is their final choice and their final destination. These people are no longer here. Although this matter is indeed difficult, please help them complete this journey, then It is the last wish of those people."

[The system commentary mode is over, I hope the help of the guide will solve all the problems that the players have not understood so far]

[The next game is about to start, players please get ready, now enter the countdown stage——]

【five……】

【Four……】

【three……】

【two……】

【one……】

When Song Guan opened his eyes again, the gentle sunshine dazzled in, and there was a reassuring fragrance of medicine in the air. It was a bedroom, and he was the only one in the room.His head hurt a little, Song Guan got up from the bed, and then reached out to touch his head, and sure enough, he touched a thick layer of gauze, probably the original owner had knocked his head before, and it seemed that it was still not serious.

Song Guan, who was going to go through the plot before no one came, found that besides the "progress bar" and "plot outline", there was actually a "Character Relationship Table" in his mind this time.

Song Guan thought, Mr. Egg's work efficiency is still very high, but after he excitedly opened this: "..."

He silently closed the "Character Relationship Table" again.

The table is full of hand drawings.

If only this...

If it is realistic, it is also acceptable.

But that's still kindergarten-level hand-drawing.

It's the kind where a circle is the head and a straight line is the body.

……

Damn it, Song Guanxiang, Mr. Egg is taking revenge on the society.

Absolutely yes.