Hall of Mental Cultivation, where Emperor Chu worked.
There is a hollowed-out gold pipe on the desk, and curls of cigarettes rise from it.Emperor Chuduan was working before sitting in the case, with a red pen in his hand, he opened a memorial, seemed to be irritated by the content, turned the pen upside down and poked a spot on it.
Eunuch Shen held a cup of tea on a horizontal plate, and bowed to bring it to Emperor Chu.Emperor Chu casually picked it up and put it on his lips, took a sip, then put it back, glaring at him: "Why is it so hot!"
"Useless things, you can't do this well!" He grabbed the teacup and hit Eunuch Shen.
The teacup flew towards him with water, hit his forehead hard, and then fell to the ground and shattered.A bruise mark immediately appeared on Eunuch Shen's forehead, but his body still kept that bowed and respectful appearance, without moving a bit.
Emperor Chu sneered, and just as he was about to say something, he saw a young eunuch walking in small steps from outside: "Your Majesty, the Prime Minister has arrived."
"Let him in." Seeing that Eunuch Shen was still standing there, Emperor Chu was annoyed for a while, and waved his hand to signal him to go down, "Go down."
"Yes." Eunuch Shen put down the horizontal board and bowed back.
Prime Minister Wei Yunping walked into the hall and passed Eunuch Shen who was walking out. He raised his eyes lightly, and looked up quickly. After seeing the bruise on his forehead, his pupils flickered slightly, showing a strange expression .
It seems to be ironic and sentimental, but what can't be shaken is sympathy.
Eunuch Shen clenched his fists tightly in his hanging sleeves, clenched his back molars, but his chin was slightly on his face, his eyes were lowered, and he exited respectfully.
When he exited, the sharp-eyed little eunuch asked concerned: "Eunuch Shen, what's the matter with your forehead?"
"It's okay, I just touched it accidentally." Eunuch Shen touched the bruise lightly with his hand, and the pain hit him, and he said nonchalantly, "Go do your own thing."
The little eunuch left as ordered, Eunuch Shen turned his head and glanced at the three words "Hall of Mental Cultivation" on the plaque, and then fixed his eyes on the tightly covered curtain, as if he had already entered.
Thinking of Wei Yunping and Emperor Chu whom he had just met, his eyes were dimmed, his expression was unclear, and the corners of his mouth pulled out a sarcasm.
In the afternoon, Emperor Chu went to Guanju Palace to have lunch with Shen Fengyue.
There were delicacies on the table, Emperor Chu sat in front of the table, Shen Fengyue made an exception and was allowed to sit and eat with the emperor because he was particularly favored.
"Yanyan, try this porridge with shredded chicken and bean soup. There is a new cook in the palace, and I think his skills are not bad." Emperor Chu was just about to serve the porridge with a spoon, when Eunuch Shen reminded him in a low voice. :"emperor."
Emperor Chu's hands kept moving, and he filled a bowl full of kindness and placed it in front of Shen Fengyue.
Shen Fengyue scooped up a little with a spoon and fed it into her mouth, which only wetted her lips, and said meanly: "Sanlang's taste is naturally good."
Emperor Chu frowned, his heart was filled with joy: "Since Yanyan likes it, I will let him come to your small kitchen tomorrow, and I will cook food for you in the future."
There was a gleam of joy in Shen Fengyue's eyes, and he succeeded in being caught by Emperor Chu just right, and Emperor Chu, who thought he understood, was even happier when he was fooled.
I don't know what's going on, but recently the old emperor is obsessed with health preservation and can't extricate himself, he just wants to eat warm porridge to nourish the stomach. Shen Fengyue has no taste in his mouth, and it is a hot day, and he feels that this is a kind of torture.
The chick picked up the rice with a spoon and ate it like a pecking rice. As long as Emperor Chu looked at it from one side, he immediately put on a graceful posture.
The ancients admired not talking when eating and not talking when sleeping, so it was very quiet for a while.
Shen Fengyue was eating, looking around, glanced at Eunuch Shen, and found that there seemed to be a little purple on his forehead.Because the other party was standing sideways and couldn't see clearly, Shen Fengyue called softly: "Eunuch Shen?"
When Eunuch Shen heard the words, his figure moved slightly, and the wound on his forehead appeared completely and immediately.
"Your Majesty's Concubine?"
When Emperor Chu heard the words, he stopped what he was doing, and Shen Fengyue said, "What's wrong with Shen Gonggong's forehead?"
However, Eunuch Shen just bowed and saluted: "The slave is stupid, I accidentally ran into it a few days ago, thank you for your concern."
"Eunuch Shen is such a shrewd person in his daily life, he never thought that he would lose his mind sometimes." Shen Fengyue muttered a few words, and said nothing more.
Emperor Chu heard it, and satirized without raising his head: "Yanyan, the slaves are all stupid things, even if they get hurt, it's their own fault, how can you care about it?" He changed the subject: "Shen □ □, you can go and see the ice bowl made for the imperial concubine in the small kitchen, if it is not ready, go and remind me."
Eunuch Shen retreated as ordered, and after a while, an ice bowl was brought. Emperor Chu wanted to deal with political affairs in the room, and Shen Fengyue didn't want to stay in the room anymore wielding embroidery needles, so she used the excuse to go out to visit the Imperial Garden after eating the ice bowl.
The imperial garden is full of flowers, and its beauty is like a dream, but it is not unusual to see this dream too much.There is a swing in the peony flower area, which is said to be specially ordered by Emperor Chu to make it for him. There is a pavilion not far away. Shen Fengyue decisively chose the pavilion between the swing frame and the pavilion.
He was about to stride towards the gazebo, but just as he took a step, he saw three or two palace men passing by with flower baskets on their shoulders, so the wind of his feet immediately changed into a lotus step, and he walked slowly towards the swing frame in a graceful and graceful manner .
Under the gaze of a palace official, she walked to the swing to swing like walking on a red carpet.
Acting in a full set, the real favorite concubine can't go to the pavilion to paralyze Ge You.
"Slaves see the imperial concubine and empress."
Shen Fengyue slightly nodded her head as a response, sat down on the swing gracefully and slowly, and kicked her legs hard, and the swing began to swing unsteadily.
The maids took out the scissors in the basket to trim the branches of the flowers and plants, and they were too nervous to make a sound.
They worked hard, and Shen Fengyue also pretended to be hard.The two sides hurt each other for a long time before they stopped. The maids took back the scissors and bowed to Shen Fengyue with their luggage and left.
When both feet touch the ground, a sudden brake stops the swing.A sudden dizziness flashed through the brain, and the dizziness came inexplicably, followed by a familiar smell.
Shen Fengyue used her brain to sense "sniff", and hesitated for a while before saying, "System?"
The system didn't make a sound, but it smelled heavily of alcohol.
"Crack", the wine bottle fell to the ground, the system opened another bottle, and poured it into his mouth.
All the sounds were amplified countless times in Shen Fengyue's mind, and they were extremely clear.
Shen Fengyue knew that it was suffering, and persuaded: "Madam Tong, listen to my advice. One drop of wine for the system, two lines of tears for the host, a small drink will make you happy, but a big drink will hurt your body."
This time the system finally responded, and it burped for a long time: "I don't! Hiccup~~~" was very loud.
"Brother Tong~"
The system put down the wine bottle, and patted his chest hard: "Little Shen, you are sorry for me."
"Yes, yes, I'm sorry for you, it's all my fault, I know you're suffering, but you can't use alcohol to drown your sorrows and hurt the data link."
The system snorted coldly: "I'm having a hard time, do you think I'll make it easier for you?! Heh."
Finally, it delivered a fatal blow: "Sanlang Yanyan is just the beginning!" After speaking, it disappeared, leaving only the sound of drinking.
Shen Fengyue suffocated for breath, her heart was not good, this damn artificial mental retardation actually wanted to kill him.So there was another movement under his feet, and the swing began to swing unsteadily.
When the swing was raised high, the people above grabbed the vertical ropes on both sides, swinging the swing and drawing a beautiful arc in the air. A little sunlight came in, and the golden light sprinkled on his face. Shen Fengyue closed her eyes and enjoyed this moment.
He cleared his throat, dragged his voice, and sighed: "This is the 3000 harem beauties, and [-] dotes on one body."
The system's eyes were red then: "Bah!"
Shen Fengyue smiled slightly, showing the peaceful appearance of the years: "Looking back and smiling at Bai Meisheng, the harem is colorless."
The system was so angry that he drank another bottle of wine. He wanted to stop talking, but he was still so angry that he couldn't help but choke him: "Swing so high, I'm not afraid of falling!"
I don't know if the system's mouth has been opened, and the curse is too effective. As soon as it finished speaking, Shen Fengyue's butt slipped, and the swing immediately swayed uncontrollably, and the whole person was flying downward.
Seeing that the situation was over, Shen Fengyue didn't make any unnecessary struggles, and slid down with the trend, and stood on the ground steadily on the spot, with the swing seat hitting his waist.
Not to mention, it was quite painful. He rubbed his waist and pretended to return to his noble and elegant appearance. He looked around and found no one before heaving a sigh of relief.
This is too embarrassing.
Eunuch Shen, who witnessed all the truth not far away: "..."
The imperial concubine went away for a long time and did not return, so Emperor Chu ordered him to look for it. He just entered the imperial garden when he heard the imperial concubine's strong words, and was so shocked that he didn't know how to react for a while.
Thoughts swirled in his mind, and he secretly hid and took a peek, and as expected, he saw the steady horse step just now.
The corners of Shen □□'s mouth turned up crazily uncontrollably, and he couldn't hold it down. He covered his lips and coughed lightly, calmed down before going out.
"Imperial concubine, seeing that you have not returned for a long time, the emperor asked the servants to look for you."
Hearing the sound, Shen Fengyue turned her head and saw that it was Eunuch Shen, she raised her hair on the sideburns, tapped her chin, put on a posture and said, "I'll be back now."
Shen □□ followed the concubine politely after saluting, looked at the concubine in front of her pretending to shake off the floating dust, and curved her lips.
Concubine, it's really interesting.
In the evening, Emperor Chu didn't stay with Shen Fengyue because he had something important to do. It was rare to have leisure and peace.
After a while, a little eunuch entered the hall with a food box.
"Your Majesty, there is a big fish in the kitchen, it is very fat, the emperor asked the small kitchen to prepare it for you." The little eunuch opened the lid of the food box, revealing the big fish inside.
The fish was carefully cooked by the imperial chef, and when it was opened, there was a strong aroma that belonged to food, and the maid Hongmei Luoxue nodded appreciatively when she saw it.
Shen Fengyue frowned tightly, and the chopsticks made a clear sound in the bowl, he said: "Fish? What I hate most in this palace is fish, don't eat it in the future."
For some reason, he has a strange aversion to fish, presumably it should be a sequela of the previous world.
Hongmei was startled when he heard his unrestrained speech, she leaned into his ear and whispered: "Your Majesty, you have made a mistake. Why don't you eat the fish given by the emperor? If you really don't like fish, grab a chopstick to show Just have an attitude."
Shen Fengyue felt that what she said was reasonable, so she restrained her expression, looked at the little eunuch whose hands were trembling slightly, waved her hand and said forgivingly: "Forget it, you go down first, there is no need for anyone to serve here. Let the palace servant Taking it down, running errands can be regarded as hard work, and giving some golden melon seeds is considered hard work."
After receiving the reward, the little eunuch followed Hongmei Luoxue and other palace servants to go down.
The fish is in front of you, but you still have to move to make a show.
Chopsticks pierced the fish maw and selected the most delicate and thornless place. Shen Fengyue buried the picked piece of fish meat in other dishes and pressed it. When she looked up again, she found something hidden in the fish maw.
It's a rolled up little piece of paper.
Shen Fengyue took out the note with chopsticks, unfolded it, and saw that there was only one line of small characters written on it, concise and to the point
——Today's Zishi, outside the east wall, low-end No. 13 bricks, three cuckoo calls.
A mysterious and exciting feeling swept over, and Shen Fengyue remembered that she was a spy who disguised herself as a man and went deep into the harem to act as an eyeliner.
So sneakily burned the little note, rubbed his hands together and waited for midnight.
When it was almost midnight, Shen Fengyue wore a simple black dress with disheveled hair and went to the east wall on time, waiting quietly.
Suddenly there was a cuckoo call from outside the wall.
Shen Fengyue squatted down and counted along the wall, one, two, three, four... Thirteen, he called out tentatively: "Bugu?"
There was no movement beyond the walls.
"Cuckoo?"
"Cuckoo?"
After three cuckoo calls, the No. 13 brick came loose and was pulled away from the outside, and a hand came out of the hole, holding a note in it.
After Shen Fengyue took the note, she stretched out her hand, and the bricks were pushed in again to build the bricks. The seams were tightly fitted, and there was no trace of looseness at all.
The note unfolded, and Shen Fengyue read out the content in a low voice: "Chaotic Yan Kingdom."
"Ok?"
"Imperial Concubine, what are you trying to do?" The flat and sharp voice rang out in the middle of the night, like a ghost threatening his life, horrifying and weird.
Shen Fengyue's body trembled uncontrollably, the note in her hand was almost uncontrollable, the hair all over her body exploded, and goosebumps fell all over the floor.
"Imperial Concubine?" The voice continued.
The legs hidden under the black skirt were trembling, Shen Fengyue turned around bravely, and saw that it was indeed an old acquaintance, Eunuch Shen.
Shen □□'s eyes were long and narrow, and at this moment, he looked at Shen Fengyue with straight lips, as if a ferocious beast had locked the weak prey, making it impossible for the other party to escape.
Shen Fengyue looked at him and didn't speak.
Shen □□ raised his eyebrows, arrogant.
Concubine Shen Gui, who was caught by someone's pigtail, panicked in her heart, and her brain was "cool", but on the surface she tried to keep calm as much as possible, so as not to let the other party see her flustered heart.
Shen □□ saw that the concubine was at the end of her strength and was just trying to hold on. He stretched out one foot tentatively. Sure enough, he saw that the face of the person opposite was pale and his body was shaking. Seeing this, he chuckled lightly and retracted it. that foot.
Both sides did not speak, the enemy did not move, I did not move, and there was a stalemate.
The stalemate was broken by a cuckoo call, Shen's face turned black after the cuckoo call outside the wall.Seeing him pacing to the edge of the wall, Shen Fengyue stopped her finger on the No. 13 brick on the middle floor, tapped it, and let out three cuckoo calls in suppressed anger.
After three beeps, according to Shen Fengyue's previous joint operation, the brick was pulled away, the note was handed over, Shen □□ took the note, moved his hand away, and the brick moved back.
History is strikingly similar.
Shen □□ didn't look at the note after getting it, held it in his hand, looked up and stared at Shen Fengyue with a smile.
What are you looking at me for? !Why is he looking at me? !
Shen Fengyue swallowed hard, the atmosphere was surprisingly awkward, he put away his ears and hair, spoke under the gaze of the enemy, and said preemptively: "Eunuch Shen, now we all have the other side's handle, you have power, this The palace also has power, I am afraid that no one will be able to move anyone."
Shen nodded.
"Since that's the case, I have a good suggestion."
Shen □□: "The imperial concubine, please tell me."
Shen Fengyue: "I don't know what is written on Eunuch Shen's note, I just ask, is it against my mission?"
Shen □□ shook his head: "There is no conflict between the slave and the empress."
Hearing this, Shen Fengyue's heart was more than half relieved, and he continued: "Since this is the case, why don't you and my father-in-law turn hostility into friendship, and it is not good to compete with each other, why not join hands to conspire?"
"Is your empress so sure?" Shen spread out his hands, revealing the note, unfolded it, looked at it slowly in front of Shen Fengyue, crumpled the note into his mouth after reading it, and swallowed it innocently. Looking at Shen Fengyue, he said, "Look, the evidence is gone."
Shen Fengyue: "..." Looking at the note in his hand, he didn't have the courage to swallow it directly like Lang Yan on the opposite side.
Shen seemed to like Concubine Yan Guifei's expression after being deflated, and after admiring enough, she said happily: "Your Majesty is so honorable, she is willing to put down her figure and join hands with this servant. The servant is grateful to Dade, and there are thousands of people who are willing in my heart." .”
"..."
Shen □□ continued to speak: "The empress is in charge of traveling in the harem, and the servant is in charge of the affairs of the previous court. They are a match made in heaven."
"..."
"Since we have decided to join forces, why don't you high-five your servants as a ceremony to formally conclude the covenant?" Shen □□raised his eyebrows, raised one hand, and waited for Shen Fengyue.
"..." Why does this poor eunuch have so many troubles!
Shen Fengyue reluctantly walked over to give him a high five, and then asked: "How can I help you?"
Shen □□ said as it should: "Aren't you women the best at harem matters?"
Shen Fengyue choked on this sentence, her mood was complicated and hard to describe.It would be a torment to stay with this person for another second at this moment, and he wanted to leave: "If Eunuch is fine, I will go back first. It is cold at night, Eunuch, please go back quickly, be careful not to catch the cold."
Shen □□ smiled and thanked: "Thank you for your concern."
Shen Fengyue walked away, forcibly waking up the system on the way.
"What is the origin of this Eunuch Shen?"
The system was completely drunk, eyes blurred, first it laughed wildly, and then slowly went to the information to answer Shen Fengyue's question.
"Ah, this Eunuch Shen, Shen □□, has a lot of background."
"13 years ago, there was a scandal that shocked the whole country in Dachu. The Shen family who guarded the frontier for generations secretly colluded with the enemy country Yan, and was reported by the current prime minister Wei Yunping. As a teaching workshop, castrate underage males."
"Shen □□ was castrated at the age of 15 and sent to the palace. With his own intelligence, he climbed up step by step, and finally became the head of the imperial eunuch. He was very embarrassed in front of the emperor."
After listening to a long list of palace secrets, Shen Fengyue couldn't help muttering: "Is there such a big grievance and hatred? I understand." I walked quickly and slipped back to Guanju Palace, because I was frightened tonight. The quilt fell asleep.
When Shen walked to a place here, he waved his hand, and a shadow guard in black knelt down in front of him.
"The situation has changed, Concubine Yan cannot stay."
Shadow Guard: "When will we do it?"
Shen □ thought for a while, pointed in the direction of Guanju Palace and said, "Qiu Wei."
There is a hollowed-out gold pipe on the desk, and curls of cigarettes rise from it.Emperor Chuduan was working before sitting in the case, with a red pen in his hand, he opened a memorial, seemed to be irritated by the content, turned the pen upside down and poked a spot on it.
Eunuch Shen held a cup of tea on a horizontal plate, and bowed to bring it to Emperor Chu.Emperor Chu casually picked it up and put it on his lips, took a sip, then put it back, glaring at him: "Why is it so hot!"
"Useless things, you can't do this well!" He grabbed the teacup and hit Eunuch Shen.
The teacup flew towards him with water, hit his forehead hard, and then fell to the ground and shattered.A bruise mark immediately appeared on Eunuch Shen's forehead, but his body still kept that bowed and respectful appearance, without moving a bit.
Emperor Chu sneered, and just as he was about to say something, he saw a young eunuch walking in small steps from outside: "Your Majesty, the Prime Minister has arrived."
"Let him in." Seeing that Eunuch Shen was still standing there, Emperor Chu was annoyed for a while, and waved his hand to signal him to go down, "Go down."
"Yes." Eunuch Shen put down the horizontal board and bowed back.
Prime Minister Wei Yunping walked into the hall and passed Eunuch Shen who was walking out. He raised his eyes lightly, and looked up quickly. After seeing the bruise on his forehead, his pupils flickered slightly, showing a strange expression .
It seems to be ironic and sentimental, but what can't be shaken is sympathy.
Eunuch Shen clenched his fists tightly in his hanging sleeves, clenched his back molars, but his chin was slightly on his face, his eyes were lowered, and he exited respectfully.
When he exited, the sharp-eyed little eunuch asked concerned: "Eunuch Shen, what's the matter with your forehead?"
"It's okay, I just touched it accidentally." Eunuch Shen touched the bruise lightly with his hand, and the pain hit him, and he said nonchalantly, "Go do your own thing."
The little eunuch left as ordered, Eunuch Shen turned his head and glanced at the three words "Hall of Mental Cultivation" on the plaque, and then fixed his eyes on the tightly covered curtain, as if he had already entered.
Thinking of Wei Yunping and Emperor Chu whom he had just met, his eyes were dimmed, his expression was unclear, and the corners of his mouth pulled out a sarcasm.
In the afternoon, Emperor Chu went to Guanju Palace to have lunch with Shen Fengyue.
There were delicacies on the table, Emperor Chu sat in front of the table, Shen Fengyue made an exception and was allowed to sit and eat with the emperor because he was particularly favored.
"Yanyan, try this porridge with shredded chicken and bean soup. There is a new cook in the palace, and I think his skills are not bad." Emperor Chu was just about to serve the porridge with a spoon, when Eunuch Shen reminded him in a low voice. :"emperor."
Emperor Chu's hands kept moving, and he filled a bowl full of kindness and placed it in front of Shen Fengyue.
Shen Fengyue scooped up a little with a spoon and fed it into her mouth, which only wetted her lips, and said meanly: "Sanlang's taste is naturally good."
Emperor Chu frowned, his heart was filled with joy: "Since Yanyan likes it, I will let him come to your small kitchen tomorrow, and I will cook food for you in the future."
There was a gleam of joy in Shen Fengyue's eyes, and he succeeded in being caught by Emperor Chu just right, and Emperor Chu, who thought he understood, was even happier when he was fooled.
I don't know what's going on, but recently the old emperor is obsessed with health preservation and can't extricate himself, he just wants to eat warm porridge to nourish the stomach. Shen Fengyue has no taste in his mouth, and it is a hot day, and he feels that this is a kind of torture.
The chick picked up the rice with a spoon and ate it like a pecking rice. As long as Emperor Chu looked at it from one side, he immediately put on a graceful posture.
The ancients admired not talking when eating and not talking when sleeping, so it was very quiet for a while.
Shen Fengyue was eating, looking around, glanced at Eunuch Shen, and found that there seemed to be a little purple on his forehead.Because the other party was standing sideways and couldn't see clearly, Shen Fengyue called softly: "Eunuch Shen?"
When Eunuch Shen heard the words, his figure moved slightly, and the wound on his forehead appeared completely and immediately.
"Your Majesty's Concubine?"
When Emperor Chu heard the words, he stopped what he was doing, and Shen Fengyue said, "What's wrong with Shen Gonggong's forehead?"
However, Eunuch Shen just bowed and saluted: "The slave is stupid, I accidentally ran into it a few days ago, thank you for your concern."
"Eunuch Shen is such a shrewd person in his daily life, he never thought that he would lose his mind sometimes." Shen Fengyue muttered a few words, and said nothing more.
Emperor Chu heard it, and satirized without raising his head: "Yanyan, the slaves are all stupid things, even if they get hurt, it's their own fault, how can you care about it?" He changed the subject: "Shen □ □, you can go and see the ice bowl made for the imperial concubine in the small kitchen, if it is not ready, go and remind me."
Eunuch Shen retreated as ordered, and after a while, an ice bowl was brought. Emperor Chu wanted to deal with political affairs in the room, and Shen Fengyue didn't want to stay in the room anymore wielding embroidery needles, so she used the excuse to go out to visit the Imperial Garden after eating the ice bowl.
The imperial garden is full of flowers, and its beauty is like a dream, but it is not unusual to see this dream too much.There is a swing in the peony flower area, which is said to be specially ordered by Emperor Chu to make it for him. There is a pavilion not far away. Shen Fengyue decisively chose the pavilion between the swing frame and the pavilion.
He was about to stride towards the gazebo, but just as he took a step, he saw three or two palace men passing by with flower baskets on their shoulders, so the wind of his feet immediately changed into a lotus step, and he walked slowly towards the swing frame in a graceful and graceful manner .
Under the gaze of a palace official, she walked to the swing to swing like walking on a red carpet.
Acting in a full set, the real favorite concubine can't go to the pavilion to paralyze Ge You.
"Slaves see the imperial concubine and empress."
Shen Fengyue slightly nodded her head as a response, sat down on the swing gracefully and slowly, and kicked her legs hard, and the swing began to swing unsteadily.
The maids took out the scissors in the basket to trim the branches of the flowers and plants, and they were too nervous to make a sound.
They worked hard, and Shen Fengyue also pretended to be hard.The two sides hurt each other for a long time before they stopped. The maids took back the scissors and bowed to Shen Fengyue with their luggage and left.
When both feet touch the ground, a sudden brake stops the swing.A sudden dizziness flashed through the brain, and the dizziness came inexplicably, followed by a familiar smell.
Shen Fengyue used her brain to sense "sniff", and hesitated for a while before saying, "System?"
The system didn't make a sound, but it smelled heavily of alcohol.
"Crack", the wine bottle fell to the ground, the system opened another bottle, and poured it into his mouth.
All the sounds were amplified countless times in Shen Fengyue's mind, and they were extremely clear.
Shen Fengyue knew that it was suffering, and persuaded: "Madam Tong, listen to my advice. One drop of wine for the system, two lines of tears for the host, a small drink will make you happy, but a big drink will hurt your body."
This time the system finally responded, and it burped for a long time: "I don't! Hiccup~~~" was very loud.
"Brother Tong~"
The system put down the wine bottle, and patted his chest hard: "Little Shen, you are sorry for me."
"Yes, yes, I'm sorry for you, it's all my fault, I know you're suffering, but you can't use alcohol to drown your sorrows and hurt the data link."
The system snorted coldly: "I'm having a hard time, do you think I'll make it easier for you?! Heh."
Finally, it delivered a fatal blow: "Sanlang Yanyan is just the beginning!" After speaking, it disappeared, leaving only the sound of drinking.
Shen Fengyue suffocated for breath, her heart was not good, this damn artificial mental retardation actually wanted to kill him.So there was another movement under his feet, and the swing began to swing unsteadily.
When the swing was raised high, the people above grabbed the vertical ropes on both sides, swinging the swing and drawing a beautiful arc in the air. A little sunlight came in, and the golden light sprinkled on his face. Shen Fengyue closed her eyes and enjoyed this moment.
He cleared his throat, dragged his voice, and sighed: "This is the 3000 harem beauties, and [-] dotes on one body."
The system's eyes were red then: "Bah!"
Shen Fengyue smiled slightly, showing the peaceful appearance of the years: "Looking back and smiling at Bai Meisheng, the harem is colorless."
The system was so angry that he drank another bottle of wine. He wanted to stop talking, but he was still so angry that he couldn't help but choke him: "Swing so high, I'm not afraid of falling!"
I don't know if the system's mouth has been opened, and the curse is too effective. As soon as it finished speaking, Shen Fengyue's butt slipped, and the swing immediately swayed uncontrollably, and the whole person was flying downward.
Seeing that the situation was over, Shen Fengyue didn't make any unnecessary struggles, and slid down with the trend, and stood on the ground steadily on the spot, with the swing seat hitting his waist.
Not to mention, it was quite painful. He rubbed his waist and pretended to return to his noble and elegant appearance. He looked around and found no one before heaving a sigh of relief.
This is too embarrassing.
Eunuch Shen, who witnessed all the truth not far away: "..."
The imperial concubine went away for a long time and did not return, so Emperor Chu ordered him to look for it. He just entered the imperial garden when he heard the imperial concubine's strong words, and was so shocked that he didn't know how to react for a while.
Thoughts swirled in his mind, and he secretly hid and took a peek, and as expected, he saw the steady horse step just now.
The corners of Shen □□'s mouth turned up crazily uncontrollably, and he couldn't hold it down. He covered his lips and coughed lightly, calmed down before going out.
"Imperial concubine, seeing that you have not returned for a long time, the emperor asked the servants to look for you."
Hearing the sound, Shen Fengyue turned her head and saw that it was Eunuch Shen, she raised her hair on the sideburns, tapped her chin, put on a posture and said, "I'll be back now."
Shen □□ followed the concubine politely after saluting, looked at the concubine in front of her pretending to shake off the floating dust, and curved her lips.
Concubine, it's really interesting.
In the evening, Emperor Chu didn't stay with Shen Fengyue because he had something important to do. It was rare to have leisure and peace.
After a while, a little eunuch entered the hall with a food box.
"Your Majesty, there is a big fish in the kitchen, it is very fat, the emperor asked the small kitchen to prepare it for you." The little eunuch opened the lid of the food box, revealing the big fish inside.
The fish was carefully cooked by the imperial chef, and when it was opened, there was a strong aroma that belonged to food, and the maid Hongmei Luoxue nodded appreciatively when she saw it.
Shen Fengyue frowned tightly, and the chopsticks made a clear sound in the bowl, he said: "Fish? What I hate most in this palace is fish, don't eat it in the future."
For some reason, he has a strange aversion to fish, presumably it should be a sequela of the previous world.
Hongmei was startled when he heard his unrestrained speech, she leaned into his ear and whispered: "Your Majesty, you have made a mistake. Why don't you eat the fish given by the emperor? If you really don't like fish, grab a chopstick to show Just have an attitude."
Shen Fengyue felt that what she said was reasonable, so she restrained her expression, looked at the little eunuch whose hands were trembling slightly, waved her hand and said forgivingly: "Forget it, you go down first, there is no need for anyone to serve here. Let the palace servant Taking it down, running errands can be regarded as hard work, and giving some golden melon seeds is considered hard work."
After receiving the reward, the little eunuch followed Hongmei Luoxue and other palace servants to go down.
The fish is in front of you, but you still have to move to make a show.
Chopsticks pierced the fish maw and selected the most delicate and thornless place. Shen Fengyue buried the picked piece of fish meat in other dishes and pressed it. When she looked up again, she found something hidden in the fish maw.
It's a rolled up little piece of paper.
Shen Fengyue took out the note with chopsticks, unfolded it, and saw that there was only one line of small characters written on it, concise and to the point
——Today's Zishi, outside the east wall, low-end No. 13 bricks, three cuckoo calls.
A mysterious and exciting feeling swept over, and Shen Fengyue remembered that she was a spy who disguised herself as a man and went deep into the harem to act as an eyeliner.
So sneakily burned the little note, rubbed his hands together and waited for midnight.
When it was almost midnight, Shen Fengyue wore a simple black dress with disheveled hair and went to the east wall on time, waiting quietly.
Suddenly there was a cuckoo call from outside the wall.
Shen Fengyue squatted down and counted along the wall, one, two, three, four... Thirteen, he called out tentatively: "Bugu?"
There was no movement beyond the walls.
"Cuckoo?"
"Cuckoo?"
After three cuckoo calls, the No. 13 brick came loose and was pulled away from the outside, and a hand came out of the hole, holding a note in it.
After Shen Fengyue took the note, she stretched out her hand, and the bricks were pushed in again to build the bricks. The seams were tightly fitted, and there was no trace of looseness at all.
The note unfolded, and Shen Fengyue read out the content in a low voice: "Chaotic Yan Kingdom."
"Ok?"
"Imperial Concubine, what are you trying to do?" The flat and sharp voice rang out in the middle of the night, like a ghost threatening his life, horrifying and weird.
Shen Fengyue's body trembled uncontrollably, the note in her hand was almost uncontrollable, the hair all over her body exploded, and goosebumps fell all over the floor.
"Imperial Concubine?" The voice continued.
The legs hidden under the black skirt were trembling, Shen Fengyue turned around bravely, and saw that it was indeed an old acquaintance, Eunuch Shen.
Shen □□'s eyes were long and narrow, and at this moment, he looked at Shen Fengyue with straight lips, as if a ferocious beast had locked the weak prey, making it impossible for the other party to escape.
Shen Fengyue looked at him and didn't speak.
Shen □□ raised his eyebrows, arrogant.
Concubine Shen Gui, who was caught by someone's pigtail, panicked in her heart, and her brain was "cool", but on the surface she tried to keep calm as much as possible, so as not to let the other party see her flustered heart.
Shen □□ saw that the concubine was at the end of her strength and was just trying to hold on. He stretched out one foot tentatively. Sure enough, he saw that the face of the person opposite was pale and his body was shaking. Seeing this, he chuckled lightly and retracted it. that foot.
Both sides did not speak, the enemy did not move, I did not move, and there was a stalemate.
The stalemate was broken by a cuckoo call, Shen's face turned black after the cuckoo call outside the wall.Seeing him pacing to the edge of the wall, Shen Fengyue stopped her finger on the No. 13 brick on the middle floor, tapped it, and let out three cuckoo calls in suppressed anger.
After three beeps, according to Shen Fengyue's previous joint operation, the brick was pulled away, the note was handed over, Shen □□ took the note, moved his hand away, and the brick moved back.
History is strikingly similar.
Shen □□ didn't look at the note after getting it, held it in his hand, looked up and stared at Shen Fengyue with a smile.
What are you looking at me for? !Why is he looking at me? !
Shen Fengyue swallowed hard, the atmosphere was surprisingly awkward, he put away his ears and hair, spoke under the gaze of the enemy, and said preemptively: "Eunuch Shen, now we all have the other side's handle, you have power, this The palace also has power, I am afraid that no one will be able to move anyone."
Shen nodded.
"Since that's the case, I have a good suggestion."
Shen □□: "The imperial concubine, please tell me."
Shen Fengyue: "I don't know what is written on Eunuch Shen's note, I just ask, is it against my mission?"
Shen □□ shook his head: "There is no conflict between the slave and the empress."
Hearing this, Shen Fengyue's heart was more than half relieved, and he continued: "Since this is the case, why don't you and my father-in-law turn hostility into friendship, and it is not good to compete with each other, why not join hands to conspire?"
"Is your empress so sure?" Shen spread out his hands, revealing the note, unfolded it, looked at it slowly in front of Shen Fengyue, crumpled the note into his mouth after reading it, and swallowed it innocently. Looking at Shen Fengyue, he said, "Look, the evidence is gone."
Shen Fengyue: "..." Looking at the note in his hand, he didn't have the courage to swallow it directly like Lang Yan on the opposite side.
Shen seemed to like Concubine Yan Guifei's expression after being deflated, and after admiring enough, she said happily: "Your Majesty is so honorable, she is willing to put down her figure and join hands with this servant. The servant is grateful to Dade, and there are thousands of people who are willing in my heart." .”
"..."
Shen □□ continued to speak: "The empress is in charge of traveling in the harem, and the servant is in charge of the affairs of the previous court. They are a match made in heaven."
"..."
"Since we have decided to join forces, why don't you high-five your servants as a ceremony to formally conclude the covenant?" Shen □□raised his eyebrows, raised one hand, and waited for Shen Fengyue.
"..." Why does this poor eunuch have so many troubles!
Shen Fengyue reluctantly walked over to give him a high five, and then asked: "How can I help you?"
Shen □□ said as it should: "Aren't you women the best at harem matters?"
Shen Fengyue choked on this sentence, her mood was complicated and hard to describe.It would be a torment to stay with this person for another second at this moment, and he wanted to leave: "If Eunuch is fine, I will go back first. It is cold at night, Eunuch, please go back quickly, be careful not to catch the cold."
Shen □□ smiled and thanked: "Thank you for your concern."
Shen Fengyue walked away, forcibly waking up the system on the way.
"What is the origin of this Eunuch Shen?"
The system was completely drunk, eyes blurred, first it laughed wildly, and then slowly went to the information to answer Shen Fengyue's question.
"Ah, this Eunuch Shen, Shen □□, has a lot of background."
"13 years ago, there was a scandal that shocked the whole country in Dachu. The Shen family who guarded the frontier for generations secretly colluded with the enemy country Yan, and was reported by the current prime minister Wei Yunping. As a teaching workshop, castrate underage males."
"Shen □□ was castrated at the age of 15 and sent to the palace. With his own intelligence, he climbed up step by step, and finally became the head of the imperial eunuch. He was very embarrassed in front of the emperor."
After listening to a long list of palace secrets, Shen Fengyue couldn't help muttering: "Is there such a big grievance and hatred? I understand." I walked quickly and slipped back to Guanju Palace, because I was frightened tonight. The quilt fell asleep.
When Shen walked to a place here, he waved his hand, and a shadow guard in black knelt down in front of him.
"The situation has changed, Concubine Yan cannot stay."
Shadow Guard: "When will we do it?"
Shen □ thought for a while, pointed in the direction of Guanju Palace and said, "Qiu Wei."
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