The Villain Has Been Coveting Me for a Long Time

Because of the knowledge of current affairs of a certain little grass spirit, Zhang Daochang finally took the special discount of two people in one room, spent money at the shopkeeper, and then went upstairs with the little grass lying on his chest.

The room they were assigned was on the second floor. After walking through the wooden stairs, Zhang Hansheng arrived at the guest room.

The Xiaoer who led the way greeted him with a smile, and left first after giving many instructions.

"The little one will bring the guests' food later, please wait for a while."

Zhang Hansheng nodded, then took off his shoes and sat cross-legged on the bed to practice.He closed his eyes, his expression was relaxed, his breathing was even, and even the curve of his chest was not too big.

The room fell into silence for a while, he didn't speak like this, Shen Fengyue didn't dare to move, her roots were stiff, and she didn't dare to move even if she held on to it.

Pawing like this, feeling drowsy and sleepy, Xiao Honghua moved slightly.

The monk has a keen sense of body, and Zhang Hansheng knows every move of the little grass spirit. He sensed that the other party was very sleepy, and even the two leaves were drooping. to the minimum.

The corners of his lips curled up slightly, entering meditation.

One person, one grass, is a rare harmony in the atmosphere.Sunshine came in through the half-opened window lattice, and a golden light gently sprinkled on the green plant. Its leaves trembled slightly, and the shaking was filled with the fine stars bestowed by the sun.

But this peace and harmony did not last long, and was broken by the waiter.The waiter came in with the food, put them on the dining table and said that he would pick them up later, then hurried out again, looking like he was in a hurry.

Zhang Hansheng noticed the moment he entered the door, the noise made by the waiter in the shop was too loud, and he was afraid that he would wake up the little grass spirit.Thinking of this, he couldn't help subconsciously looking at the grass obediently on his chest.

Sure enough, the leaves of the grass moved, and the roots were also stretching. Finally, there was a small red flower, and the petals bloomed and closed.I saw that flower blooming suddenly, and a voice came out from it: "Oh... Taoist priest!" The voice behind it was extremely loud, and it seemed that they were all awake.

Zhang Hansheng held his forehead, it's too bad, Xiaocao woke up with a start, and his ears were about to be disturbed again.

He hummed, got out of bed, put on his shoes, and sat at the table to eat.

The little grass spirit on his chest danced its roots and crawled around his chest, sticking out a leaf from time to time, pointing at the food in front of him.

"The Daoist, the Daoist!"

"Zhang Daochang, Zhang Daochang, is this food delicious?" Shen Fengyue is no longer a human being, and I don't know if herbs can be eaten by ordinary people, so I just have to see and smell them.As he spoke, he couldn't help swallowing, thinking, really wanting to eat QAQ.

Zhang Hansheng eats very elegantly, even if the bowls and chopsticks touch each other, they won't make a sound.He divides every bite of rice into even sizes, and then feeds it into his mouth one bite at a time, with one or two dishes in between.

"Zhang Daochang, Zhang Daochang, haven't you monks stopped eating, why are you still eating? Will eating be bad for your health?" Looking at others eating, she regarded herself as eating, Shen Fengyue gave full play to her optimism Spirituality, crawling around on Zhang Hansheng's chest is dishonest.

"Master Zhang."

"Daozhang Dao, you should say a word or two to me."

Shen Fengyue is not right about people, and she will respond in different ways when she meets different people.For example, like Zhang Hansheng, who is cold and cold, he likes to tease him and tease him, chirping like a magpie.

The porcelain bowl was suddenly put down by the owner, and it was clacked on the table with a moderate sound.Shen Fengyue was so frightened that she hurriedly silenced, and then cautiously asked tentatively, "Taoist?"

"Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep." Zhang Hansheng said in a deep voice.

"Oh." Seeing the other party's slightly frowned brows, Shen Fengyue knew how to read people's faces, and immediately stopped being a demon, and became honest in an instant, and stood motionless in front of him.

He thought that Zhang Hansheng had annoyed him, but in the next second, a slender white finger was stained with oil and water on the edge of the dinner plate, and then touched his green leaves that were about to drip.

The aroma of the food instantly spread to the whole body through the leaves, and Shen Fengyue was stunned.

"Dao, Daoist?"

Zhang Hansheng picked up the bowl again, and said calmly, "Now I know how it tastes."

As soon as he explained, Shen Fengyue knew what his actions were for.He was actually using actions to answer the question he asked earlier. He waved the leaves, and the taste was indeed good.

After successfully teaching people to speak, Xiaocaojing became even more lawless, and Zhang Hansheng was verbally harassed by the other party before taking a few bites.

"Daoist, Daoist, what's your name?"

This time, it was his first and last name.

Zhang Hansheng didn't want to talk to him very much, so he ate his own food.But he ignored him, and the other party jumped higher instead, calling out to Master Daoist repeatedly.

Like a little bee, Zhang Hansheng was impatient and disliked him for being noisy, so he reached out and grabbed the little grass spirit that was crawling around on his chest, and was about to put it aside.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he caught it, the little grass spirit suddenly jumped: "Ah! Where are you grabbing?!" At the same time, the leaves were red and hot, showing faint signs of burning.

The scorching temperature on his body reminded Zhang Hansheng. After thinking about it carefully, he suddenly remembered the folklore that some parts of the prototype of the plant elf cannot be grasped randomly, such as the position he is grasping at the moment...

He looked at the place he was grabbing, and was still in a daze, unable to react.The little grass spirit struggled in his palm and kicked him with its slender roots, but it didn't help.

Shen Fengyue was caught by someone, and his face was so red that he was about to explode. He kicked Zhang Hansheng hard with his roots.

Why don't you go back to human form to resist?Shen Fengyue was about to cry, wouldn't it be even more embarrassing to change back into a human form.

"Ahhhhh, stinky rascal, let go!!!!!!"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!—"

The little grass spirit in his hand struggled more and more fiercely. Zhang Hansheng, who had a very long reflection arc in this matter, finally realized something, and put the little grass spirit down as if his hands were burning.Then he looked away as if there was no silver 300 taels here, his cheeks were flushed, and he apologized to Shen Fengyue half embarrassed and half stuck.

Shen Fengyue was put down, and the force exerted on his body suddenly disappeared. He lay on the table with a broken face, and felt that his soul was about to soar.

The grass is so fine, it looks so pitiful.

Zhang Hansheng had been secretly looking at him. Seeing his appearance at this moment, he couldn't help turning his face away. Then he stretched out a finger with light force, and carefully poked on one of his leaves.

"Little grass spirit?"

Shen Fengyue was poked to the hair by him, and a root tendril slammed at his finger. The little red flower turned around and faced him, so angry that even the petals trembled.

"You still poke me! Don't touch me!"

The thin roots hit the fingers without any pain, but Zhang Hansheng obediently withdrew his dishonest fingers and said, "I'm sorry."

Shen Fengyue hummed heavily, Huahua turned back, and lay on the table to shut herself up again.

After going through such a situation, Zhang Hansheng didn't dare to provoke him anymore, so he picked up the bowl and continued to eat, while taking advantage of Xiaocao Jing not paying attention, he quietly moved a few steps away from him with the stool.

Shen Fengyue was still talking here, and after waiting for a long time, she found that there was no movement behind, and then she turned to the half of the flowers to peek.

Oh, looking at it, I can't help but feel angry.I went to eat together with others!

"You don't care about me? You don't know how to coax me when you see me angry?" He said angrily.

Hearing this, Zhang Hansheng chewed and swallowed the rice ball in his mouth, then fixedly looked at Shen Fengyue and said, "I'm sorry."

"..."

All right, Shen Fengyue has nothing to do with this dumbass.

He thought about it for a long time, then suddenly remembered something, and changed the subject: "You've insulted me, apology is definitely useless, you have to come up with something practical to compensate me."

"What do you want?" Zhang Daochang didn't even lift his eyelids.

Shen Fengyue said: "You have to tell me your name."

He had already thought about it, no matter what the other party said, he would severely humiliate the other party, saying that his name was ugly, and then add random interpretations on his own.

"Zhang Hansheng."

Well, this name is so difficult... Uh, it sounds nice.

Zhang Hansheng just finished his meal after answering his question. He would not eat for such a long time on weekdays, but with Shen Fengyue's participation and interruption, it was rare for him to take so long to eat this meal.

"..."

After eating, he put the dishes and plates aside.Then I heard Shen Fengyue complaining from the side: "Why don't you ask my name?"

Zhang Hansheng knew that if he didn't follow his advice, the little guy would never let him go, so he followed his advice and asked, "What's your name?"

Shen Fengyue cheated: "My surname is Shen, and my first name is..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was cut off.Zhang Hansheng subconsciously blurted out, so fast that he didn't even realize it: "Shen Caocao?"

Shen Fengyue: "..."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Hansheng realized what he had just said.Then suddenly the whole person couldn't help laughing, and the originally cold face was suddenly stained with joy, all over the corners of the eyes and eyebrows.

He laughed out loud, but his usually calm and calm voice now became turbulent, like when a glacier bursts, the water below it starts to flow again.

"..." Shen Fengyue was speechless, this is the legendary joke, right?He really didn't feel the humor of the words "Shen Caocao".

Zhang Hansheng laughed for a while, and then apologized to him again after laughing.

Shen Fengyue was so angry that she didn't want to talk to him, she turned around, but it also allowed the straight man of steel, the innocent man, Zhang Daochang to be temporarily clean.

After a while, the waiter came up to collect the tableware.

Shen Fengyue was still shivering with Zhang Hansheng unilaterally, but the latter knew nothing about it.

The sky is gradually dimming, the night is coming, the moon rises directly above, and the bright light shines on the earth.There happened to be an area on the other side of the window sill that was shrouded in moonlight, so Shen Fengyue called Zhang Hansheng: "Daoist Zhang, can you please move me under the window sill, I want to bask in the moon."

Zhang Hansheng followed the sound and walked in front of it, but encountered difficulties for a while.This... where should I catch it?He didn't dare to act rashly, fearing that he would catch something that shouldn't be caught again, which would cause embarrassment for both parties.

His hesitation reminded Shen Fengyue of his bad skills, and he lifted up a few roots like alms: "I allow you to grab my roots."

Roots are feet, I allow you to grab my jiojio.

Zhang Hansheng hummed, then gently grabbed a few roots of Shen Fengyue, and was warned by the little grass spirit: "Take it easy, don't cut it off for me, or I won't let it go even if I'm lame." your."

He grabbed Shen Fengyue by the roots and put Shen Fengyue under the window sill. After thinking about it, he felt that it was wrong. He folded up and took out a small square handkerchief from the bag, and put it under Shen Fengyue's body, in case he would catch a cold.After finishing these, he went to practice cross-legged on the bed.

Under the window sill, a green plant is stretching its body to welcome the essence of the moon.Its body emits a hazy green light, intertwined with the blue and white of the moonlight, and there are bright spots of light dancing on it from time to time.

Moonlight is a great tonic for spirits and monsters. After being illuminated by Moonlight, even the green leaves and red flowers will be energetic.

But Shen Fengyue was desperate in her heart, because after practicing for the first time, he found that he was actually an auxiliary therapy department!

Looking at the system again, I am even more desperate. What should the two nurses do in this strange world.

The system seemed to have sensed his thoughts, and jumped at the table: "Why, look down on us as an auxiliary nurse? With a flick of your breasts, your breasts are everywhere, and I treat you very well. You are now a giant nurse with a lot of milk. Is it okay?!"

Shen Fengyue: "..." That's right, there is a lot of milk, the kind that can kill the other party just by adding blood to oneself.

He sighed, alas, being a nanny is not easy.