[Comprehensive British and American] After swapping bodies with the villain

As the number one magician in the Nine Realms, Loki hates other people's physical contact very much. The last Asgard man who dared to do this has already been bald by him, plucked his beard, and was controlled by magic. Gard ran naked for a whole year.

Loki looked down at the top of the girl's soft blond hair, and imagined her baldness with wicked amusement.

It should be interesting, but forget it... The situation is not clear now, it's better not to act rashly, Loki had to tell himself this way.

Seeing that her brother hadn't paid attention to her, the girl was stunned for a while, then hugged Loki for a long time, then raised her small head and looked at her brother with round eyes.

It's a pity that my brother is too tall for her to see.

"Brother," the girl said childishly, "Yesterday, my mother told me that you were going home. I have been sitting in the living room waiting for you since I got up this morning!"

"Who are you brother? Let go of me, you overwhelmed ant." Looking at the innocent look of the little girl, Loki curled his lips in disdain, and said in a vicious voice.

But he still stood where he was, and was hugged by the girl, without moving.

Luo basically thought that his words would make the little girl run away crying, and no matter how bad it was, it would make her show an aggrieved expression.

But unexpectedly, the girl couldn't help but burst out laughing, she took a step back, stuffed her soft little paws into Loki's hands, and led him into the room.

While walking, he shook his head old-fashionedly and said, "Oh, my brother is sick again."

Loki: "..."

The girl seemed to be able to understand Rocky's confusion, and gently patted Rocky's hand, comforting him: "It's okay, even if you always get sick, you will always be my brother, I won't despise you .”

After finishing speaking, the girl raised her head and showed an unreserved smile towards Loki. There were two small dimples at the corners of her mouth, and her amber eyes were sweeter than the best honey in Asgard.

It's just that one of her front teeth has fallen out and hasn't grown in yet, so she looks a little stupid.

Loki: "..."

what happened?This girl must be a witch!

Otherwise, why couldn't he shake off her hand?

Odin, he was so easily lured into her dark cave by this little witch!

Mrs. Weissman was wearing an apron, bustling up and down in the kitchen. When she saw her daughter and her silly son walking in through the door, she put down the things in her hand and ignored the fire that could never be fixed. chicken.

She took off her apron, smiled and gave Loki a real hug.

Embrace is not a good smell, it is stained with smoke from the kitchen, and there is a little bit of women's perfume, most of which has evaporated, and Rocky is keen to capture the remaining vanilla and pine tail notes.Very quiet, warm and real.

The woman was wearing a silk home dress, with slightly curly blond hair scattered behind her back, and a smile when she looked at him with green eyes.

Such an image somewhat reminded Loki of Frigga.

So Loki missed his best chance to push her away.

The middle-aged woman who already had a lot of age marks in the corner of her eyes seemed to feel that something was wrong. She patted Loki's stiff back and asked with concern: "Is something wrong, child?"

Loki closed his eyes tightly.

He felt that he might have fallen into the illusion of some kind of magical structure, some kind of spell that could immerse people in beautiful fantasies.

As long as his will is firm enough, he can get out of the illusion.

Loki opened his eyes again.

In front of him is the warm home of ordinary people and the mother and daughter who are looking at him with concern. The dim light illuminates people's hearts soft and warm.

His eloquence faltered on a rare occasion, and he didn't know what to say.

Loki bent down to put down the suitcase, casually put the gift Sioro prepared for his sister on the table, put his right hand into the coat pocket, his fingertips were jumping with green magic energy, ready to go.

Perhaps as long as these insignificant fantasies are smashed, he can return to the real world?

On the other hand, Mrs. Weissman's expression darkened, as if she understood that her son was "ill" again.

Slender fingers gently stroked Loki's cheeks, with an imperceptible sadness hidden in her face, but she finally raised a smile and said to the person in front of her: "Let me introduce, my name is Catherine Weissman, I am your mother."

The short-legged loli pouted while playing with Loki's slender fingers: "My name is Vivienne, and I'm your sister."

Rocky's voice was dry: "What's going on? Who am I?"

Catherine handed him a delicate mirror, sat him down on the sofa, and said of course, "Your name is Siolo Weissman."

Loki: "I..."

She kissed Loki's forehead very naturally: "You will always be mother's little biscuit."

Loki: "???"

Are you serious?

But when his eyes met the person in the mirror, he was completely stunned.

The person in the mirror looked a little like him, with a smooth face, beautiful green eyes, and a narrow face and chin.

But no one with eyes would mistake Loki for the man in the mirror.

"It's okay," Catherine stroked his head and smoothed his hair, her tone was gentle, "It's not your fault, you're just sick, and you can't remember who we are for a while, and some messy memories will appear, wait for a good rest, Go see a doctor and you'll be fine in a few days."

Loki: "I'm not, you talk nonsense..."

Vivienne blinked her big amber eyes: "Don't think so much, I'm so hungry, can I have dinner?"

Loki: "...Okay."

Even if it's an illusion, it doesn't make any difference to break it after you're full. Loki smelled the wonderful aroma of food in the air, and raised his fork, comforting himself in this way.

While Loki was sitting by the warm fireplace, eating Christmas turkey with two beautiful ladies, the hapless Siolo, who took the blame and beat him up, was lost in the ice and snow.

He originally wanted to rush back to see his mother and sister who he hadn't had time to meet, but he didn't expect to meet a strange person on the road before he had time to do it.

The man was tall and thin, with smooth blond hair tied back tightly, wearing a very retro red robe.

The left side of his face was light blue with icicles on it, while the right side was as black as ink.The mysterious man held a small fluffy dog ​​in his arms, with raised eyebrows, one eye was pure blue, the other eye was yellow-green vertical pupil, staring at Xi Ou without blinking. Luo, looks like some haughty and affectated aristocrat in some British drama.

When he appeared, Siouluo had just raised his hand, making a gesture to draw a portal in the air.

I don't know when the person standing on the opposite side of the road bent slightly, and the black puppy in his arms jumped down, stepped on the soft snow, and rushed towards Xi Ouluo with its short legs.

Accompanied by the uncomfortable whistle from the mysterious mouth, the size of the puppy swelled rapidly. In just a few seconds, it grew sharp claws and fangs, and turned into a giant over three meters tall. A beast with tangled fur and strong muscles.

Seeing two huge dog paws slapping him on the head, Sioro took a quick step back and rolled on the spot.

Successfully avoided the dog who wanted to scoop him up.

But I didn't expect that there are many, many dogs like this.

The mysterious man's red robe seemed to be connected to a passage to another world. He spread his arms, and one after another puppy jumped out of his chest, roaring and rushing towards Xi Ouluo, surrounding him from all sides. up.

Siouluo: "..."

Little biscuit can't swear.

Fuck his grandma's biscuits!

Hey!