[Comprehensive British and American] After swapping bodies with the villain

Xi Ouluo feels that he is like a blind man now.

He didn't know why he appeared in Gotham instead of Dr. Doom's Latvia, and he didn't know how Doom planned to deal with him, let alone what his teammates and fiance were doing.

To make matters worse, because of the uncertainty of the situation, he did not dare to contact them easily.

Xiouluo worried that his call for help would hurt his teammates and make the situation worse.

"Dum?" Sioro stood on the concrete road beside the block, trying to call Doom.

But got no response.

In fact, contrary to his judgment, the person who hijacked him from the Supreme Sanctuary was indeed Dr. Doom, but at this time Doom did not follow him, but was immediately discovered by the Supreme Sanctuary. The attacking Strange stumbled.

Siouluo shook his head, wandering aimlessly on the streets of Gotham.

The number of people who dared to appear on the streets of Gotham at 12:30 was very small. Occasionally, they met a few people. After seeing Sioro in his pajamas and drenched in the rain, they seemed to regard him as another lunatic in Gotham and avoided Not enough, not even anyone who came to rob.

Xi Ouluo finally found a cafe on the street that opened late at night.

"Excuse me, can I take shelter from the rain here?"

He pushed open the door and smiled at the waitress inside.

The clerk was a Latino beauty with long black curly hair. She was sitting in the kitchen wiping the freshly washed cups. When she heard Siolo's voice, she raised her eyes in surprise and asked, "Do you want to order?" ?”

Xi Ouluo stroked his wet hair, "Sorry, I don't have any money with me."

The girl said indifferently: "You will wet the sofa... But, you can stand at the door to avoid the rain."

Xi Ouluo thanked, then stood inside the glass door, quietly looking outside.

The decoration of this coffee shop is a bit old, but it has a sense of life.

After a while, an ambulance with flashing lights roared past the street, and rushed towards the location given by Siouluo on the phone. He sighed faintly.

After five or six minutes, the girl finished the work at hand, took off the hair tie, put it on her wrist, sat on the chair and turned on the TV embedded on the wall of the hall.

Gotham's local TV station, every channel is reporting on Batman.

Xi Ouluo tilted his head curiously, and looked at it seriously.

It looks like the Joker has escaped from Arkham again, the infamous lunatic who left two dead bodies in a horrific asylum.

A nurse and a security guard were injected with clown venom by him, causing their heartbeat and brain function to stop rapidly.

The girl seemed not surprised by this kind of news, she yawned out of boredom, and couldn't help turning her head to look at Xi Ouluo.

The young man's thin cotton pajamas were already soaked, and it was tightly attached to the skin, outlining the lines of his shoulders and waist. His hair color was an unusual platinum-blonde, his chin was tight and graceful, and his side profile was very beautiful.

On a rainy night, a polite and beautiful man, with pale skin and shiny green eyes, mysterious and strange.

If she was a few years younger, she might already be fantasizing about whether the other party was an elf or a vampire.

The girl hesitated for a while, and finally got up and handed the young man a cup of hot coffee.

Siouluo lowered his head and smiled, and took the cup: "Thank you, I will clean up the cup later."

The girl flicked her hair unnaturally: "What's the matter with you? Has your home been robbed?"

Siouluo thought for a while: "Well, there was a little accident."

The girl let out an oh, and then turned her gaze to the TV screen, secretly scolding herself for meddling in her own business.A cup of coffee is $4, and her hourly wage is only $15.

"The picture on the TV," Xi Ouluo turned around and took the initiative to talk, "Is it a clown?"

The girl hummed absent-mindedly: "It's him, that lunatic...but you don't have to be afraid, Batman will definitely catch him now, we are all used to Arkham's lunatics running out from time to time to get some fresh air."

Xi Ouluo finally drank the hot coffee, and the cold feeling on his body faded a lot. He couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief: "It doesn't sound like you are scared by it."

The girl laughed at herself: "What do I have to be afraid of, sir? I have nothing. If it wasn't for the night shift that I added tonight, I wouldn't even be able to pay for tomorrow's meals, and I owe the landlord two months' rent—— Living so hard, how can I have the energy to worry about a clown who doesn't know where to go crazy?"

Then, the girl saw that pretty young man looked into her eyes sincerely, and said softly, "I'm sorry."

The girl lowered her head in a panic: "Forget it, why am I talking to you about this... Hurry up and drink, the store will close in 15 minutes."

Xi Ouluo felt a little sorry for drinking the coffee provided by the girl for nothing, but he searched his whole body, but couldn't find anything of value.

Holding a coffee cup, Xi Ouluo asked, "Do you have a bank account?"

The girl folded her arms and looked at him warily: "What do you want?"

Xiouluo: "Maybe when I get home, I can transfer the money for the coffee to you."

The sound of rain outside the door gradually became louder, and the girl was a little upset: "No need, you can go."

Xi Ouluo had no choice but to quickly drink up the coffee, rinsed the quilt, put it back on the table, walked out the door, watched the girl close the door and lock it, and held up a dilapidated umbrella.

After arriving in Gotham, he encountered a robbery within 10 minutes. Sioro had a preliminary understanding of the law and order in Gotham, and was a little worried when he saw a girl walking by herself at night.

Since Dum hasn't shown up yet, Sioro isn't going to spend the night with him, but is going to find a way to go back to New York, but before that.

"Do you want me to take you home?" he asked.

The girl gritted her teeth and hesitated.

While Siouluo was waiting for the other party's answer, there was a burst of sparse applause from a dark corner not far away.

"How friendly and touching," said a voice that sounded a little hoarse but sharp, "I'm on the verge of tears."

Xi Ouluo frowned, subconsciously took a step forward, stood in front of the girl, and asked, "Who are you?"

The other party also took a step forward, revealing a pale and sharp chin and a few strands of green hair hanging down his face.

"A clown who doesn't know where to go mad."

Siouluo: "..."

The girl clutched the handle of her umbrella tightly.

Xi Ouluo turned around and glanced at her: "Run."

The girl swallowed and shook her head: "Then what do you do?"

Xi Ouluo sighed helplessly: "I can handle it, you can go."

"I just sent a text message to call the police," the girl said, turning around and running, not forgetting to shout to Sioro and the clown, "Batman will come to save you!"

The clown shrugged his shoulders and said in a very admiring tone: "What a lovely girl!"

Although he didn't wait for Dr. Doom, he ran into the clown inexplicably, and Sioro's sense of responsibility couldn't let the clown hurt others in Gotham.

"Let me introduce myself," the clown paced forward a few meters, bowing gracefully to salute, "Hello, Mr. Luthor's distinguished guest, I am the clown."

He appeared completely under the light, with pale skin, bright red lips, wearing an exaggerated purple suit, and a yellow vest that was particularly eye-catching at night, with a petite cane in his hand.

The sweet smell of mocha still lingered in Xi'ouluo's mouth.

He raised his eyebrows: "You were sent by Luther?"

"Shhh..." The clown exaggeratedly put his fingers in front of his lips, splitting his bloody lips, "Don't say it so harshly, I just got a little news from that middle-aged man with a bald head, which really drove me The reason why I came here is naturally because I am curious about you and a hero who saved the world."

It has to be said that the clown is a good manipulator.

Although magic cannot be used now, it is quite easy for Sioro to deal with the lone clown.

But the clown revealed a specious piece of news to him after a few words - not only Dr. Doom was behind this matter, but even Lex Luthor was involved.

This made Xi'ouluo not attack the clown first, but wanted to continue to gather some news.

"I'm not from Gotham." The rain fell from Xi'ouluo's eyelashes, making him look weaker and weaker. "You don't seem to have any interest in the world outside Gotham. But I just came to Gotham , you escaped from Arkham, and from what I know about Luthor...he hired you, right?"

The clown made an embarrassed expression, and hypocritically said: "No way, the clown also needs to eat."

The little heating that Xi Ouluo had recovered in the coffee shop was washed away by the rain. The drainage system in this block seemed to be in disrepair, and the rain had already covered his feet. He wiped the water that flowed into his eyes, with a very serious expression exhausted.

"What did Luther promise you? Just money?"

The clown didn't answer Xi'ouluo's question, the corner of his bright red mouth suddenly rose, and the sharp cane stabbed towards Xi'ouluo.

Xi Ouluo had long been on guard against his sudden attack, so he dodged the cane sideways.

But then, Xi Ouluo felt more people approaching around him.

A green vine brushed away the accumulated water on the ground, moved rapidly against the ground, and silently grabbed Xi'ouluo's ankle.

A gleaming metal baseball bat hit Siouluo from behind, breaking the air.

Following the force of the vine, Xiouluo slipped and fell to the ground, avoiding the baseball bat dangerously.

The baseball bat hit the ground hard, water splashed, and the concrete floor cracked.

Looks like Lex Luthor paid big bucks this time around.

Not just the Joker, but Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.

Xi Ouluo didn't have any sharp things on his body, and he couldn't cut through the poison ivy girl's vines at all. Several thick and flexible vines crawled from his ankles to his shoulders, hanging him high in the air.

The clown laughed loudly, and the clown lifted his chin with a baseball bat.

Xi Ouluo looked at them calmly.

Not far away, the freezing man held the freezing/gun and aimed the gun at Xi Ouluo.

Sioro closed his eyes.

In the soul dimension invisible to everyone, balls of black viscous liquid overflowed from his eyes, mouth, nostrils and mouth, like poison/drug brewed by witches, and the evil black quickly condensed into tentacles , spread to all around.

A single black eye loomed faintly on Xi'ouluo's forehead, wandering on the translucent white skin, blinking quietly, silently.

There was a smile on his face that he didn't even realize.

The corners of the lips are pointed.

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