In the past week, Bakugo Katsuki has become increasingly irritable.
So irritable that even a budgerigar squatting at the front desk of the office scolded him all the year round.
"Dead bird, keep your broken quills out of the way!"
The budgerigar was getting old, and his reaction was slow. It took a long time to realize it, and cursed a catchphrase: "Big guy beats his dog's temper. It's too old to marry a wife."
"I blew up your bird's beak!"
"Beautiful and arrogant, it's too old to marry a wife!"
"Go to hell!"
When the assistant Nishijima came out to check in, he saw Bakugo Katsuki with two thick dark circles under his eyes, biting the bread as if venting his anger, and swearing at the budgerigar. You didn’t sleep last night, did you go to rob a bank?”
"roll."
"Going to a bar to have fun?"
"roll!"
Nishijima narrowed his eyes: "Let me guess what happened to you?"
"Get out! If you talk nonsense again, your salary will be deducted!!"
Bakugo Katsuki couldn't tell anyone the reason why he didn't sleep all night.
……shame.
For more than [-] years, his life and rest have been very regular, the quality of sleep is very high, he goes to bed early and wakes up late, and rarely dreams.
But since he had some physical contact with Lv Guman that night, after he had a physiological reaction and then hugged and slept together after drinking, he would have the same yellow trash dream every night when he went to sleep.
The heroine in the dream is still... Lv Guman.
The locations ranged from the garage, the field, caves, and grasslands, all tossed about.
Her body softened into a puddle of water, as if no matter how she bent it, there would be no problem.
The dream of the night before yesterday was on the podium of Xiongying's classroom. He and Lu Guman were in the final period, and the door was suddenly kicked open.
Outside the door was Izuku Midori with an angry face.
"Banghao Shengji, I treat you as a brother, Xiaoman treats you as a father, you actually did such a thing!"
Then Kaminaru, Kirishima, Sero and the others also appeared.
Everyone had a look of disappointment on their faces.
"Baohao, no matter how hungry and thirsty you are, you can't attack children. Are you still a hero? Who are you worthy of? The enemy alliance doesn't even have you!"
Then he saw all the news about him and Lv Guman.
[Heartbreaker and the Doll's Daughter: Is it the distortion of human nature, or the loss of morality! ]
Countless people pointed behind his back, the hero was heartbroken, not only did he have a villainous face, but he was also a real villain, who actually stretched out his poisonous hand to his friend's daughter!
Bakugou woke up from the nightmare and smashed the pillow with his palm.
"Bastard! I'm not that wretched!"
How could he do such a thing!
Everything that happened in the dream will never happen!
... But why would he have such a dream?
And it was like this every night for six days in a row, which had seriously affected his life.
It caused him to be sleepy during the day, and had a psychological shadow on sleeping at night, for fear that he would turn into that shameless hooligan who only indulged in carnal enjoyment when he closed his eyes.
Bakugo can't tell anyone about this kind of thing, he can only find a way to solve it by himself.
He took out his phone, clicked on the browser, and secretly started searching.
... He almost crushed the phone screen.
[What should I do if I always have spring dreams? 】
The first answer that popped up was: [Always have spring dreams, psychologically it shows that you lack love. 】
This is the psychology of which dance master made up!
Baohao resisted the urge to drop his phone, and added a few words before the question [35-year-old man always has sex dreams, what should I do? 】
The answer that popped up was——
[It is recommended that you communicate more with your partner to maintain a good sex life. 】
...He's about to knock his head off.
Baohao thought about it, and changed a few more words [What should I do if a 35-year-old virgin always has sex dreams? 】
I couldn't find the answer this time, but I found an online question and answer.
[Doctor Xiaozheng: Hello, may I help you? 】
Baohao felt bored, and just about to close the page, another page popped up.
[Doctor Xiaozheng: Don't be shy, my question and answer records here are confidential, you can ask questions anonymously. 】
...anonymous question?
Still annoying.
But if this problem is not solved, he will not be able to sleep well at all, it has been six days, if this continues, he will explode!
... Forget it, try it.
I am already 35 years old, it is impossible to be as willful and casual as I was 15 years old.
The body is the capital of the battle, not to mention that now that the enemy alliance has finally shown its feet, he can't exhaust himself before killing them all.
Even if it's for the death handle, he can't have a spring dream anymore!
Wait, what seems wrong with this sentence?
[No. 35 Handsome Guy: I've been having that kind of...dream recently, it's been six days, male, [-] years old, haven't talked about a girlfriend yet. 】
【Doctor Xiaozheng: I understand.Have you ever had this dream before? 】
[The first handsome guy: Very little. 】
After thinking about it, I added a sentence: [My body is normal, and I know the reason for this situation, I just want to know the solution. 】
【Doctor Xiaozheng: Then why did this happen? 】
Baohao felt that what he had said was very cryptic, and he also hoped that the other party could be more cryptic, but he didn't expect that the doctor's question would embarrass him so much.
[Doctor Xiaozheng: I need to know the real situation before I can help you solve the problem.Don't be shy, it's all anonymous. 】
[The first handsome guy: ... I met a friend of the opposite sex that day, and had a little physical contact.That's it.But I really have nothing to do with her! ! ! 】
Bakugo is really ashamed to say that she is the daughter of a friend, so he can only use a friend of the opposite sex instead.
"Doctor Xiaozheng" was silent for a long time before turning on his profile picture.
[Doctor Xiaozheng: Try fighting poison with poison. 】
The author has something to say:
Akashi Conquer: So you are like this, heartbroken!
Guess what fighting fire with fire?
The protagonists of this article are only Lao Ka and Xiao Man, and the others will have very few roles, and they will be assists whether they are voluntary or not.
So irritable that even a budgerigar squatting at the front desk of the office scolded him all the year round.
"Dead bird, keep your broken quills out of the way!"
The budgerigar was getting old, and his reaction was slow. It took a long time to realize it, and cursed a catchphrase: "Big guy beats his dog's temper. It's too old to marry a wife."
"I blew up your bird's beak!"
"Beautiful and arrogant, it's too old to marry a wife!"
"Go to hell!"
When the assistant Nishijima came out to check in, he saw Bakugo Katsuki with two thick dark circles under his eyes, biting the bread as if venting his anger, and swearing at the budgerigar. You didn’t sleep last night, did you go to rob a bank?”
"roll."
"Going to a bar to have fun?"
"roll!"
Nishijima narrowed his eyes: "Let me guess what happened to you?"
"Get out! If you talk nonsense again, your salary will be deducted!!"
Bakugo Katsuki couldn't tell anyone the reason why he didn't sleep all night.
……shame.
For more than [-] years, his life and rest have been very regular, the quality of sleep is very high, he goes to bed early and wakes up late, and rarely dreams.
But since he had some physical contact with Lv Guman that night, after he had a physiological reaction and then hugged and slept together after drinking, he would have the same yellow trash dream every night when he went to sleep.
The heroine in the dream is still... Lv Guman.
The locations ranged from the garage, the field, caves, and grasslands, all tossed about.
Her body softened into a puddle of water, as if no matter how she bent it, there would be no problem.
The dream of the night before yesterday was on the podium of Xiongying's classroom. He and Lu Guman were in the final period, and the door was suddenly kicked open.
Outside the door was Izuku Midori with an angry face.
"Banghao Shengji, I treat you as a brother, Xiaoman treats you as a father, you actually did such a thing!"
Then Kaminaru, Kirishima, Sero and the others also appeared.
Everyone had a look of disappointment on their faces.
"Baohao, no matter how hungry and thirsty you are, you can't attack children. Are you still a hero? Who are you worthy of? The enemy alliance doesn't even have you!"
Then he saw all the news about him and Lv Guman.
[Heartbreaker and the Doll's Daughter: Is it the distortion of human nature, or the loss of morality! ]
Countless people pointed behind his back, the hero was heartbroken, not only did he have a villainous face, but he was also a real villain, who actually stretched out his poisonous hand to his friend's daughter!
Bakugou woke up from the nightmare and smashed the pillow with his palm.
"Bastard! I'm not that wretched!"
How could he do such a thing!
Everything that happened in the dream will never happen!
... But why would he have such a dream?
And it was like this every night for six days in a row, which had seriously affected his life.
It caused him to be sleepy during the day, and had a psychological shadow on sleeping at night, for fear that he would turn into that shameless hooligan who only indulged in carnal enjoyment when he closed his eyes.
Bakugo can't tell anyone about this kind of thing, he can only find a way to solve it by himself.
He took out his phone, clicked on the browser, and secretly started searching.
... He almost crushed the phone screen.
[What should I do if I always have spring dreams? 】
The first answer that popped up was: [Always have spring dreams, psychologically it shows that you lack love. 】
This is the psychology of which dance master made up!
Baohao resisted the urge to drop his phone, and added a few words before the question [35-year-old man always has sex dreams, what should I do? 】
The answer that popped up was——
[It is recommended that you communicate more with your partner to maintain a good sex life. 】
...He's about to knock his head off.
Baohao thought about it, and changed a few more words [What should I do if a 35-year-old virgin always has sex dreams? 】
I couldn't find the answer this time, but I found an online question and answer.
[Doctor Xiaozheng: Hello, may I help you? 】
Baohao felt bored, and just about to close the page, another page popped up.
[Doctor Xiaozheng: Don't be shy, my question and answer records here are confidential, you can ask questions anonymously. 】
...anonymous question?
Still annoying.
But if this problem is not solved, he will not be able to sleep well at all, it has been six days, if this continues, he will explode!
... Forget it, try it.
I am already 35 years old, it is impossible to be as willful and casual as I was 15 years old.
The body is the capital of the battle, not to mention that now that the enemy alliance has finally shown its feet, he can't exhaust himself before killing them all.
Even if it's for the death handle, he can't have a spring dream anymore!
Wait, what seems wrong with this sentence?
[No. 35 Handsome Guy: I've been having that kind of...dream recently, it's been six days, male, [-] years old, haven't talked about a girlfriend yet. 】
【Doctor Xiaozheng: I understand.Have you ever had this dream before? 】
[The first handsome guy: Very little. 】
After thinking about it, I added a sentence: [My body is normal, and I know the reason for this situation, I just want to know the solution. 】
【Doctor Xiaozheng: Then why did this happen? 】
Baohao felt that what he had said was very cryptic, and he also hoped that the other party could be more cryptic, but he didn't expect that the doctor's question would embarrass him so much.
[Doctor Xiaozheng: I need to know the real situation before I can help you solve the problem.Don't be shy, it's all anonymous. 】
[The first handsome guy: ... I met a friend of the opposite sex that day, and had a little physical contact.That's it.But I really have nothing to do with her! ! ! 】
Bakugo is really ashamed to say that she is the daughter of a friend, so he can only use a friend of the opposite sex instead.
"Doctor Xiaozheng" was silent for a long time before turning on his profile picture.
[Doctor Xiaozheng: Try fighting poison with poison. 】
The author has something to say:
Akashi Conquer: So you are like this, heartbroken!
Guess what fighting fire with fire?
The protagonists of this article are only Lao Ka and Xiao Man, and the others will have very few roles, and they will be assists whether they are voluntary or not.
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