[Comprehensive] Did Ka sauce have a blind date today?

Victory.

She said Katsuki.

How many victors are there in this world?

Is there a celebrity named Katsuki recently?Or was there someone named Katsuki among her classmates?

impossible.

It's impossible.

If Lvguman really had a classmate named Shengji, or had a crush on a famous person named Shengji recently, she would have told him about it long ago.

And excitedly said: "Uncle Xiaosheng, look, there is someone with the same name as you."

He knows her too well.

As long as there is a little similarity to him in this world, she will tell him like a treasure.

He witnessed her infancy, childhood, and accompanied her in her girlhood, and knew almost all of her preferences and habits.

But he didn't seem to know her that well either.

She called him Katsuki.

It's not the Uncle Xiao Sheng that he is often called on weekdays, or the Xiao Sheng that he occasionally calls out when he is angry, nor is it that a child calls him Bo Hao Sheng Ji like an adult, and it is not his heroic reputation.

Only Katsuki is called by his family.

And still in an unconscious, defenseless dream.

She called it that... did she dream of herself?

Just like I dreamed about her not long ago——no, it's impossible, what kind of dirty dream I had, I can't recall it anymore.

Bakugo felt as if he had glimpsed some kind of big secret, and his scalp tingled for a while.

He sat down slowly on the ground without making a sound.

He recalled Lv Guman's abnormal behavior today because of his going on a blind date.

Even though she wanted to go to the bar out of curiosity, why did she single out Ju Xing's bar?

Why did you choose the day of your own blind date?

Why is she dressing up as mature for her age?

Why does she hate Ju Xing so much?

Why did she want him to promise never to have a blind date again?

Going forward and backwards, which blind date would he not meet her?

Every time the excuse is to work.

Izuku, the daughter of Lugu, wanted to pick the stars and the moon for her. If she hadn't strongly asked, he would have let her work?

An answer came out immediately in his heart.

How clever Baohao is, he guessed her thoughts all the way based on a dream of Lu Guman.

How unintelligent he is, for such a long time, she has been sending out signals to give hints, but he only treats her as a child making trouble out of no reason, at most he is ashamed of his physiological reaction.

He never thought of anything else.

Because the thought is horrible.

This is even more frightening than Minoro Mineta, who was single at a class reunion a few years ago, was drunk and said to the single Hong Jiaodong that he should just live with him.

He is almost 20 years older than Lu Guman, and a generation older than her. How could she have such thoughts about him?

Why hadn't he found out before?

He was annoyed and irritated by his carelessness, and at the same time felt overwhelmed by the sudden complicated emotional relationship.

But he knew in his heart that even if he knew that Lv Guman had such thoughts for him, he really couldn't hate her.

"Maybe it's just because the boys around her are so bad, and the newcomers are not so good." He thought to himself, "Maybe she just hasn't met anyone better than me now, it's no wonder, after all, I'm so charming .”

Just as Baohao was thinking, the phone on the table vibrated, and he looked back at Lv Guman, afraid that she would be woken up.

She seemed to think that the room was too hot, and her nightdress was torn in a mess.

The panties and the sheets simply blended together.

Baohao felt that his eyes would go blind if he continued to look at it.He wasted a cold shower and couldn't calm down at all.

Should he wake her up?

Green Valley Man, wake up, I am 35, stop thinking about it!

In case the other party said, Uncle Xiaosheng, what are you talking about, what am I thinking about?

Where is his old face going?A girl's mind is as important as an old man's face.

Bakugo picked up the phone lightly, and found that it was from Izuku Midoriya.

I really don't want to see anything and come here!

The content really is - [Xiao Sheng, is Xiao Man with you? 】

【exist. 】

I wanted to say that she was sleeping, but I felt a little awkward saying it.

[As long as Xiaoman is by Xiaosheng's side, I can rest assured, please take care of her. 】

rest assured?

Ha ha.

Bakugou couldn't imagine if Izuku would go crazy if he knew that Green Valley Man thought about him and that he had a physiological reaction to Green Valley Man's body.

He couldn't tell what mood he was in. Instead of going downstairs to sleep, he lay on the floor.He turned off the light, but Lu Guman still didn't wake up.

Both Bao Haosheng and Bao Hao Guangji were sleeping downstairs, in case they found out that Lv Guman was sleeping on the bed in his room... It was no problem or even a matter of course, but why did I suddenly feel a little empty.

If Bao Haoguang came to see her excitedly and heard her calling his name in a dream, would he be thinking wildly?

Obviously he didn't do anything.

There was the sound of her very light breathing next to her ears, and Bao Hao's originally restless heart slowly calmed down.

Recalling when we were young, the two of us slept like this for a while.

But he was sleeping on the bed, and Lu Gu was sleeping on the ground.

Lv Guman was very tricky at that time, insisting that he smelled of sweat, crying and yelling and refusing to sleep in the same bed with him, after being beaten up by him, he fell asleep on the ground in anger and said he would not die. I slept in the same bed with him, and then it was too cold in the middle of the night to overthrow the flag that had been set up before and climb into the bed.

Later, she unexpectedly discovered that he was very hot, so she leaned over to sleep next to him. Over time, she became more courageous and dared to put her cold little feet on his stomach to keep warm. He gradually got used to having a little thing beside him. Arching and arching at night, like a little wild boar digging a hole.

Those days have passed for a long time.

The little wild boar that was digging the hole has now grown into the current big snail.

Baohao still couldn't understand Datianluo's thoughts, so he suddenly remembered the doctor Xiaozheng he had met on the Internet before, and thought that the other person was at least a psychiatrist, and he would have some understanding of the thoughts of teenagers.

He can ask to see.

So in the dark, he clicked on the last online consultation interface of the Andrology Department, and sent a message to Dr. Xiaozheng.

[The first handsome guy: Are you there? 】

He wasn't sure if Doctor Xiaozheng was there, because it was already eleven o'clock, and ordinary people should have gone to bed early.

But Dr. Xiaozheng seemed to be a night owl, so he replied in seconds.

[Doctor Xiaozheng: Yes. 】

[The first handsome guy: You haven't slept yet? 】

[Doctor Xiaozheng: I can't sleep, the old man came to ask me to accompany me, and my girlfriend was abducted by a wild man again, I hate it. 】

[The first handsome guy: Take it back. 】

Baohao thought that this doctor Xiaozheng was useless enough, and his girlfriend could still be abducted.

【Doctor Xiaozheng: Stop talking, it’s too sad.Brother, have you been dreaming lately? 】

Doctor Xiaozheng refers to the pornographic waste dream that Baohao had every day before. Baohao is embarrassed to say that he hasn't done it for a few days, but he may have a relapse tonight.

[The first handsome guy: It’s okay, let me ask you a question,]

[Doctor Xiaozheng: Ask. 】

[The first handsome guy: I asked for a friend of mine. 】

【Doctor Xiaozheng: Well, let’s ask. 】

[The first handsome guy: He's quite old, he's on the 20th, he used to have a good relationship with his friend's daughter, but he heard that kid calling his name in a dream... the kind that only his parents call him , They are [-] years younger than each other. 】

Bao Hao organizes the language, on the one hand he feels like a fool, on the other hand he is worried that the doctor Xiaozheng who is opposite him will not understand.

Lu Guman, who was lying on the bed, suddenly said something in his sleep.

"Katsuji, touch...I..."

Bao Hao lost his grip on the phone he was holding, and it fell on his own teeth.

This girl isn't dreaming of waste, is she?

The object or him?

He felt that his face was hot, and the blood in his whole body seemed to be poured into his brain.

Fortunately, his mother didn't hear this, the old woman couldn't bear it.

"……head of."

Lu Guman hummed the second half of the sentence, making the blood poured into Baohao's brain flow back.

This dead girl, she doesn't speak such punctuation.

[Doctor Xiaozheng: Don't worry, this is just a little girl's admiration. 】

[The first handsome guy: Isn't it the kind of female to male? 】

Baohao waited for a long time before Dr. Xiaozheng sent a long reply.

[Doctor Xiaozheng: According to what you said, this child does not lack paternal love, and there is no love-father complex. Among the men around him, probably only your friend is the most outstanding. In addition, the relationship between the two is very good, and she has a possessive desire for him. It's normal, but when she gets older, she will correct this cognitive bias by herself. The difference between admiration and liking is too far.After all, the age difference is 20 years, which means that when she is 25, he is already 45.Human beings are only suitable for living with people of the same age, otherwise old couples and young wives would not be so ridiculed.Because people of the same age can easily resonate with each other in terms of tastes, preferences, and concepts...]

Baohao read it word by word, threw the phone aside, and did not reply to Dr. Xiaozheng.

He is not hot anymore.

I didn't hear Lv Guman talking in his sleep anymore.

Slowly, he actually fell asleep.

In fact, the reason why Baohao didn't hear Lv Guman talking in his sleep again was because the latter had already woken up.

The reason why I turned back to Bakuhao to sleep halfway is because... oh, I like him so much!I just want to act like a baby!

As she expected, Bakugou didn't throw her out of the window, but Bakugou was still sleeping here, which she didn't expect.

Although he won't wake her up by scolding, at least he will go to the downstairs room to sleep.

Why did you suddenly sleep under the bed!

Rather than laying on the floor, Bakugo actually slept directly on the floor.

She sneaked out of bed and lay down next to him.

There was no trace of hostility in his facial features after he fell asleep, and the lines were soft and messy.

Because of the close proximity, the hot air from his nose sprayed on her face, which was hot.

Also itchy.

She held her breath and turned her face to the other side before daring to inhale.

She was afraid that if she breathed on him, he would wake up.

Just want to lie next to him.

Um.Sleep for another seven seconds.

She looked at his face greedily, resisting the urge to reach out and touch him.

one two three four five six seven.

She turned her head and opened her mouth to breathe.

Then turned back with difficulty.

Go to sleep for another seven seconds.

Sleep next to him for another seven seconds.

……

Before Bakugou opened his eyes in the morning, he felt a little heavy on his stomach.

He opened his eyes with difficulty, and saw a leg sticking out of it.

"green--"

He froze.

He only had this pair of light-colored beach pants covered with blood, and those who didn't know thought he had been chopped.

Lu Guman also woke up. She was shy at first, then turned into shame when she saw the clothes clearly, and finally covered her face in shame and anger: "Uncle Xiaosheng, I'm not alive anymore, let me die."

Bo Hao: "(￣-￣)"

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