[Comprehensive] Did Ka sauce have a blind date today?

Seeing Katsuki Bakugo and the women's underwear he embraced, Hiroka Erlang and Denki Kaminame had two different thoughts in their minds.

After Shangming Electric was shocked, he was both heartbroken and sad. After Bakugo used a doll last time, now he is obsessed with playing with women's underwear. Looking at the number, there are various models. Does he have it? Lingerie collector?

Look at holding him back, if he can't find a girlfriend again, he doesn't know what kind of perverted things he will do.

Is this the loss of morality, or the distortion of men?

Erlang Xiangxiang certainly doesn't think that Bakugo buys women's underwear because of a psychopath. She thinks that only Minoru Mineta can do that.

Bao Hao bought it in a hurry, he didn't choose at all, there are all kinds of sizes, there is only one possibility, he bought it for someone else, and he didn't know the size of the other party.

In a very short time, she flicked the headphone plug, snatched the hat from her son's hand, and put it back on Baohao's head before the people around him looked at him.

Then he covered Shangming Electric's mouth and threw him to Shangming Electric regardless of his struggle: "Take this kid to the parking lot and wait for me first. If he makes a fuss, buy him an ice cream."

Shangming Electric thought that Erlang Xiangxiang wanted to educate Baohao ideologically, and he couldn't bear it, but he couldn't help that he was a strict wife, so he gave Baohao a reluctant look, and walked out of the underwear shop with Shangming Dianxiang in his arms. .

Erlang dragged Baohao to the fitting room before asking him, "Why don't you just buy it yourself without asking about the size?"

Old Bao Hao blushed, and said in a rough voice: "Ghost knows she didn't wear this thing."

"You really bought it for someone else." Erlang stared at him closely, "You have a situation."

"No!" There is really no such thing.

"The Bakugo I know is not a guy who buys underwear for irrelevant people." Erlang's heart of gossip was burning, "To be honest, I will help you choose."

When Baohao thought that Lu Guman was still waiting for him in the room, he simply said: "Wu Jiu's daughter is at my house, and now... the emergency is a bit complicated."

Erlang and him have a good relationship after graduation. Although she gossips, she doesn't gossip like Shangming's big mouth, so she dismisses Shangming.

"Green Valley's daughter? Green Valley Man?"

"Ah."

"Why are you buying underwear for her?"

This answer was beyond Erlang's expectation, she thought to herself, maybe even Izuku Lvgu himself hadn't bought such a private thing for Lvguman, why would Baohao buy it for her?

No matter how you think about it, it's embarrassing.

Baohao's old face turned even redder: "...I said it was an emergency."

Erlang was silent for a few seconds, and said, "I understand, but the ones you took may not be suitable."

Bakugo: "...Ah."

Erlang: "That girl has developed too much. According to my visual observation, it may be bigger."

Bakugo: "(⊙o⊙)"

In the end, it was Erlang who picked out two underwear, two pairs of underwear of the same style, and a light yellow dress for Lu Guman, and paid for it with Baohao's bank card.

She folded these things and put them into the bag in Bakugo's hand, and accidentally saw the sanitary napkin hidden inside.

Kind of embarrassing.

But Baohao even bought underwear for her, so buying a sanitary napkin is much more normal.

He took the script of Ochako Midoriya's mother, probably.

"Okay, since Xiaoman is waiting for you, you should go back quickly."

Erlang and Baohao separated at the door of the lingerie store, and seeing his hesitation to speak, she immediately assured her, "Don't worry, if that idiot in my family dares to talk too much, I'll break his leg."

Baohao was amused by the promise of the strict wife: "Take it easy, Shangming is your husband anyway."

"Hmph, that idiot dares to secretly look at beautiful women in the street. I should really poke his dog's eyes."

Bakugo laughed and said, "Are women's jealousy so terrible?"

Erlang squinted at him: "Nonsense. You don't have a girlfriend yet, Baohao. You don't understand. If you have one, she will be jealous and even get angry when she sees that you have a better relationship with other girls."

Bao Hao's mind suddenly flashed last night, Lu Gu Manzai's various performances during his blind date with Ju Xing, and his scalp tingled for a while.

That's more than just jealousy and tantrums, it's almost the same death with him.

He was just on a blind date, and he wasn't in a relationship or married. She could get so angry that her eyes were swollen from crying.

...But, he is her elder.

He is almost 20 years older than her.

Forget it, don't think about this kind of thing for now, the main task right now is to get her the sanitary napkin and clothes.

"By the way, that, girl, during this time—"

Bao Hao was very embarrassed when he asked the question, and after a long time organizing his language, he couldn't even ask.

Erlang guessed the question he wanted to ask, and said: "Although there is no problem medically, I think drinking more ginger tea will make you feel better. In addition, girls in this period have cold stomachs and swollen stomachs, and they are not in a good mood." , easy to lose your temper, you can't scold others."

"Oh."

Bao Hao nodded his head, thinking whether to scold or not depends on the actual situation.

"Bakuho." Erlang put away his smile and said seriously, "You are a wonderful man."

Baohao was stunned for a moment, then raised his eyebrows: "You don't need to say, I'm already great."

When Bakugo came home with a bag of "trophies", Lu Guman was sitting in the bathroom and sleeping.

He shook her awake, put something on her lap, and went out to close the bathroom door.

There was also blood on the floor of his room. He found wet wipes from the drawer, squatted on the ground and wiped them vigorously.

There was the sound of water in the bathroom, and he knew she was cleaning. After a while, the sound of water stopped, and a voice from Lv Guman came from inside: "Uncle Xiaosheng——"

"what happened again?"

"The hang tag on the clothes can't be torn off."

Lv Guman's voice was steamed with heat, with a kind of waxy and soft squeamishness.

Bakugo sighed, what else could he do?

"Open a gap, hand it out, and I'll take it away for you."

Green Valley obediently handed over the underwear and dress.

Bakugo ripped off the hanging tag with a shameful face, and stuffed it back into the bathroom like throwing a hot potato.

In the bathroom, Lu Guman caressed the clothes whose tag had been torn off by Bakugo, feeling so happy that he would die.

There has never been a happier moment than now.

Even the always irritating menstrual period has become a memorable day.

...It's just, it's just because of the existence of that person outside the door.

She knew how difficult it was for him to do such a thing, and how much ideological work he needed to do for himself. She could even imagine his embarrassment when buying sanitary napkins, and he must run as fast as a thief, but she was happy in her heart.

Like a little naughty joke, she likes to watch his little embarrassments because of her.

As careful as he is, he even bought a whole set of clothes for her from inside to outside.

even know-

"There's nothing to eat on the road. I bought a crepe. This store has two flavors. You don't eat chocolate flavor now. You only have apple crepes. Do you like it or not."

He also brought her breakfast.

Who is she willing to give such a good blow to herself?

How could she be willing?

Lv Guman took the crepe, quickly tiptoed and kissed Bao Hao's chin.

"Thank you, Uncle Xiaosheng."

A trace of unnaturalness flashed across Bakugo's face, but he didn't say anything after all.

Because both of them had blood stains on their clothes, they couldn't throw them downstairs to be washed, for fear of being seen by Bao Haoguang, who knew that Lu Guman had spent the night in his room.

Bakugo thought for a while, and took Lv Guman to his office to do laundry.

He has his personal washing machine in his office, and since he sometimes spends the night there, he bought one specifically to wash his battle suits.

Lv Guman just happened to have no class on Thursday, so he was helping with the simple tasks assigned in his office.

Nishijima went on a business trip as usual, and also took away the computer expert Akashi Conqueror. There was only Mitsuru Midoriya in the office, and she quickly finished what she was doing.

She wanted to sneak a look at Bakugo's place, but thought she couldn't disturb him while he was working, so she held back.

After a while, a girl from the office came over, and Lu Guman remembered that she was one of the two people who spoke ill of her in the toilet, and her surname seemed to be Akazawa.

"Excuse me, what's the matter with you?"

"Green Valley, you send these reports to the address above."

A natural attitude.

Green Valley was very unhappy, but still very polite on the surface: "It seems that this is not within my job duties."

Chi Ze didn't expect that Lu Guman would refuse, and continued: "We have a lot of things here, and we can't finish them. You are a part-time student and have nothing to do. Please help with it. It's not difficult."

It's still a matter of course.

"I'm sorry, I have an upset stomach." Lu Guman firmly refused, "I don't want to go."

"If you don't want to help, just tell me." Akazawa sneered, "You still have a stomachache? Which intern didn't help seniors? When I was your age, I often helped seniors run errands."

"You are you, I am me." Lu Guman shook his head, "I really have a stomachache, it hurts."

"Then my leg still hurts, it's almost broken." Akazawa smiled, "I don't know who used you like this. You don't want to help and pretend to be sick."

"Snapped!"

There was a loud knock on the door, and Lv Guman and Akazawa looked up at the same time.

I saw Bao Hao leaning against the door, he raised his fingers and buckled the door, and said with a half-smile: "I'm used to it, do you have any opinions?"

"Mr. Heartbroken—"

"If your leg hurts and you can't deliver the report, you should leave your job as soon as possible. I'm not a nursing home here, and I don't support idlers who rely on the old to sell the old."

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Green Valley Man: "(⊙o⊙)"