[Comprehensive] Did Ka sauce have a blind date today?

Wujian Yiren is a student in Class B of the third grade, in the class next to Lu Guman and Liu Qianqiu. Although the name is Yiren, it is not pleasant at all.

It is said that his father was peaceful in things, and never in his youth.

In short, the family likes to do the opposite when they choose their names.

Wu Jianyi's home is very close to Liu's house. He loves to provoke Liu Qianqiu since he was a child, and he uses various tricks to provoke him, such as enlarging caterpillars in his hat, and putting toothpaste on his bread, but Liu Qianqiu always treats him badly. Ignore him and treat him like air the whole time.

Afterwards, Wujian Yiren cut Lv Guman's braid, Liu Qianqiu finally stopped ignoring him.

Of course, it was a straightforward punch, and his nose was bleeding.

Only then did Wujian Yiren realize that Liu Qianqiu, who was originally thin and quiet, had such amazing explosive power.

This matter is not over, Liu Qianqiu pressed Wujian Yiren's head, and shaved it all with Liu Lianer's razor, even though Liu Lianer took him to Wujian's house to apologize, he still refused to open his mouth.

He would rather go home and be punished by his parents to kneel down until he was exhausted and couldn't get up, and he didn't say sorry.

After that incident, Wujianyiren discovered a new continent. He no longer provokes Liu Qianqiu, but instead provokes Lu Guman. As long as he provokes Lu Guman, Liu Qianqiu will definitely come.

In this way, the two quarreled and fought all the way, and they still had conflicts until they entered high school.

From childhood to adulthood, Wujian Yiren can't remember how many nicknames he gave to Lu Guman and Liu Qianqiu, and he doesn't remember how many times he was beaten by Liu Qianqiu.

His mouth became more and more severe, and his flesh and skin became more and more solid. He always regarded being beaten as a game, as if he enjoyed it, but there was one thing that he always cared about.

That is, Liu Qianqiu has never won against Lu Guman once.

Liu Qianqiu, who was able to rub him against the ground in every way, had never won against that annoying spirit named Lu Guman.

Wujian Yiren was beaten by Liu Qianqiu at the sports festival in his first year of high school, so he lost the qualification to fight in the backcourt, because Liu Qianqiu has never been soft on him.

But he didn't expect that when he woke up from the infirmary, he found out that Liu Qianqiu had lost to Lu Guman.

He angrily went to Liu Qianqiu, saying that he must have let the water go, but the latter indifferently shook him off, and warned him that if he talked nonsense, he would definitely be killed.

Wu Jianyiren watched the video tape of the match between Liu Qianqiu and Lu Guman countless times, he knew that Liu Qianqiu must have let the water go, but he still... couldn't find evidence.

How scary, this man, even if he releases water, people can't get any evidence at all.

Except for his pleasant nature, no one knows Liu Qianqiu's true strength, because Liu Qianqiu is usually low-key and introverted, never in the limelight, and almost only fights against him.

— as it is now.

Wujian Yiren wiped the water from his face, and continued to challenge: "Liu Qianqiu, do you want to wash my clothes again?"

Liu Qianqiu said coldly: "You'd better not mess with me today, I will fix you after the sports festival is over."

Wu Jianyi had a mocking smile on his face after hearing this: "Tsk tsk tsk, do you have to wait until the sports festival is over to fix me? What are you busy with during the sports festival? Do you turn on the water?"

Lu Guman tilted his head: "Water?"

"Things."

Liu Qianqiu opened his eyes. He usually squints his eyes, and only when he opened them did he see that he has a pair of deep eyes.

These eyes are dark and dark, almost without any emotional fluctuations, but they are extremely focused and serious, as if they can see into the bottom of a person's heart at a glance.

The smile on Wu Jianyi's face froze.

Liu Qianqiu's hands were already on his shoulders, with a little force, he heard the creaking sound of his bones, and the hairs all over his body stood on end.

He also heard Liu Qianqiu say to him in a very soft voice: "Wujian, you don't have to participate in the sports festival."

...Liu Qianqiu is planning to abolish him here, not to let him participate in the sports festival.

Okay, this is Liu Qianqiu.

If it wasn't for Lu Guman's persuasion, he didn't know how many times he was killed by Liu Qianqiu.

But Wujianyiren is not a person who will be beaten obediently. He wanted to get rid of Liu Qianqiu, but found that Liu Qianqiu's strength was amazing, and his other hand was also grabbed by him.

Liu Qianqiu had never looked at him with that kind of eyes, he felt a white light flashed in front of his eyes, and then he couldn't see.

...Could it be that Liu Qianqiu poured invisible sulfuric acid on him?

The entire noisy campus fell silent in his ears, and he could only hear the voice of Liu Qianqiu alone.

"A senior recently taught me the trick to destroy people's five senses, Wujian, you are the first to enjoy this level of treatment."

...I thank you.

Wu Jian opened his mouth with great effort, but couldn't utter any completed words.

"What are you doing here?"

"Uncle Xiao Sheng!"

It wasn't until the voices of a man and a woman reached his ears that Wu Jianyi felt that the whole world had returned to its previous noise.

The line of sight gradually became clearer.

"Uncle Xiaosheng, you are... very handsome today."

As soon as Midoriya Man saw Katsuki Bakugo approaching in a combat uniform, he immediately became a nympho.

"I'll be handsome any day." Bakugo was very confident in his handsomeness, he turned his head to look at the two strange poses——Liu Qianqiu half-armed Wu Jianyi, holding his hand, and Mu Jianyi's complexion Weihong leaned against Liu Qianqiu, "What are you two doing?"

Liu Qianqiu calmly let go of Wujianyiren, and said nonsense solemnly: "I'm helping him read his palm."

Bakugo: "Then why is he blushing like this?"

Liu Qianqiu: "I calculated that he has seven peach blossoms in his life, and he is very excited to marry seven wives."

The corner of Baohao's mouth twitched: "Then he is not far from going to jail."

Wu Jianyi took a few breaths, glanced at Liu Qianqiu, and put on a frivolous smile on his face: "If my harem catches fire, I have to entrust you to help me fix it, Xiao Qiuqiu."

Liu Qianqiu nodded: "I will raise money to collect your body for you."

"You are so sweet."

When the two passed by, Wujian Yiren said softly to him: "This is the last time, you... show your strength and let me see it, okay?"

Liu Qianqiu ignored him and closed his eyes again.

Lu Guman was talking with Baohao, she took Baohao's arm enthusiastically, and said coquettishly: "Uncle Xiaosheng, I practiced my nirvana last night, and I also read Qianqiu's summary... You are the first Let’s come to the Yingying Sports Festival once, and I’ll take you to eat wasabi takoyaki.”

"Hey, shouldn't you gather at the playground first?"

"It's okay, Uncle Xiaosheng happened to teach me some experience." Lu Guman turned his head and said, "Qianqiu, you go to the venue first, I will come with Uncle Xiaosheng later."

"it is good."

Liu Qianqiu stood on the spot, watching the two walk away.

He remembered what Lu Guman had said to him a month ago.

"Qianqiu, I plan to formally confess my love to Uncle Xiaosheng after taking No.1 this time... I will succeed. When we get married, you must be the best man."

He picked up the drink bottle on the ground, and most of the drink in it was poured on Mu Jianyi's head, leaving only a small part.

He raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.

The author has something to say:

I am short and weak _(:_」∠)_ I would not have double-opened QAQ if I knew it

Sports day, I'm already in my third year of high school, so I don't need to run or anything, just hit it up, and then confess quickly, the focus is on Lao Ka's tortuous love story.

The competition is probably Qianqiu and Conquer for topone, Xiaoman and Wujian for third place_(:_」∠)_

By the way, I wrote a short story about Qianqiu's parents. If you are interested, you can read my column. You can probably see why Qianqiu's character is so... well, paranoid.

Qianqiu has something to say: You don't need to knock my cp, please stand with me to win:D