[Comprehensive] Did Ka sauce have a blind date today?

...so soft.

...Mom, it's too soft.

Bakugo Katsuki couldn't hear Lv Guman's voice at all, because his hands were pressed to his heart, not his ears.

The soft touch came from his palm, which made his palm scorching hot, and the heat went straight to his brain and quickly spread to his whole body.

His whole body is hot.With a slight shudder.

He wanted to move his hand away, but there was no doubt that it was hard for him to move.

It seems to be fixed.He didn't dare to move at all.

"Uncle Xiaosheng, you can't be so unfair." Lu Guman's attitude was almost aggressive, "Aside from age, how can I not compare to those women who are on a blind date with you? Can't you hear my heart?"

Baohao couldn't hear Lu Guman's heart, but he heard his own, beating wildly and non-stop, and even the veins on his neck were trembling.

He tried hard to restrain himself for a long time, and finally opened his mouth and said, "...No."

If anyone dared to ask him with such a tone on weekdays, he would have turned his face, but now he didn't know what to do.

The aggressive little girl in front of her is ignorant, fearless, full of stubbornness, she can cry, and she can make trouble.

You can't say it, you can't scold it, you can't be fierce, you can't beat it.

Aggressive handling will only make the situation worse.

She was like a difficult problem. In his 35 years of life, he had never encountered such a difficult problem.

It took him twelve minutes of self-control to pull back his hand.

I cursed myself in my heart, but I had to admit... my mood was very complicated.

Even if it was due to external factors such as age, seniority, and Lugu Deku, he didn't explicitly reject her. He didn't know whether he was saving face for her or... leaving room for himself.

He has never been in a serious relationship, nor has he had a real girlfriend, but in the final analysis, after so many years of failed blind dates, the woman gave him countless reasons, but there is only one real reason on his side - he doesn't like it.

But he failed to come up with this reason to reject Lv Guman.

He said that love is a ghost, and he always dismissed it, but he was not willing to let it go.

——So, do you like this little girl?

—He couldn’t answer either.

Because of his age and seniority, he had never had any thoughts about her before, but he started to have thoughts about her a month ago, but it was an uncontrollable fantasy about sex.

Jumping too much filled him with a sense of guilt, and he felt that he was a pervert who was no different from a tram idiot.

Those indescribable dreams were killing him.But I have to admit that he also got... happiness from it.

One side bears the guilt, one side enjoys the hidden pleasure.The panic and worry before falling asleep, and the feeling of loss after waking up.

...Since when, in real life, her brows gradually began to have the look in her dream.

Bakugo sighed deeply from the bottom of his heart, and reached out to wipe away the tears on Lu Gu's face.

He never wiped her tears, at most he took off his clothes and handed them to her as a towel, but seeing her crying so sadly, he knew she would not even accept his clothes.

"If you cry again, your eyes will swell like pigs tomorrow."

Lv Gu shouted unconvinced: "Confucius's parents still have an age gap, but Confucius is a sage!"

"I told you I didn't know them!"

"Confucius is a wise man!"

She repeats the phrase over and over, seemingly unrelated, but Bakugou suddenly understands what she means.

She wanted to tell him not to care too much about the age difference, because someone did that.

——But idiot, we don’t have any around us.

——With me, you need to bear too many things.

"I..." Baohao gritted his teeth, and said that sentence, "Did I say that I rejected you?"

This sentence was surprisingly effective, and Lu Guman's crying stopped instantly.

She raised her eyes to look at him, her eyes were burning with fire.

The kind that can be kissed in the next second.

Of course, Lu Guman was going to do the same, but Baohao didn't want to be kissed three times a day, so she covered her mouth one step faster.

"Green Valley Man, where's your reserve? Where's your face?"

"Uncle Xiaosheng accepts me!"

Bakugo hesitated and said, "It's not..."

"Neither reject nor accept," Lu Guman's eyes widened, "Then do you want me to be a backup?"

"What the hell?"

"Uncle Xiaosheng, if you use me as a backup, my father will really beat you to death!"

Bakugo's attention was instantly shifted to Midoriya Izuku.

"Hey, he can beat me? Don't be funny, okay?"

Lv Guman took the opportunity to hug him, put her face on his heart, and rubbed against him.

"Uncle Xiaosheng, you can't refuse me, so just accept me, shall we try to fall in love? Hold hands, hug, kiss and sleep like ordinary couples..."

Lvguman also hates age, she is a very precocious person, but she has to wait for time to mature, and she is afraid that he will be snatched away by others, so she is always worried, "I am finally 16 years old, you can do nothing to me Defendant, we are legal."

Old Baohao blushed, and said awkwardly: "Okay, don't stress that I won't sue you for anything."

Made him look like a hooligan.

Going a step further, if you really try to date with Lv Guman, the negotiation is successful, and then the parents of both parties meet——

Both parents!

Is he going to call Lvgu Izuku his father?

No, it's impossible, this kind of thing is absolutely impossible!

Pretty much the other way around!

It's impossible for him to call Fei Jiu's father!

He is shameless!

... I don't want to talk about it.

This love relationship will start hell mode if it continues.

"Actually, Uncle Xiaosheng and I are the same age, you are not old at all." Lu Guman suddenly said mysteriously.

"Same age ass." Baohao didn't take this sentence seriously, "Don't flatter me, I'm already 35."

Lvguman spread her uninjured left hand, and said solemnly: "Lvguman has known Bakugo Katsuki for 16 years, and Bakuhao Katsuki has known Lvgu for 16 years. Both are 16 years, and they are equal. Therefore, Lvgu Man and Bakugo Katsuki are both 16 years old."

Baohao rolled his eyes: "Idiot, how can you do such a calculation?"

There was a strange feeling in my heart.

Lu Guman continued: "In three seconds, if the moon doesn't fall from the sky, Uncle Xiaosheng, just let me hold hands, okay?"

Let alone three seconds, even if you wait for 300 years, the moon will not fall from the sky.

A ridiculous joke, but her expression is extremely religious.

"three--"

"two--"

"one--"

The moon did not fall from the sky.

Green Valley Man grasped Bakugo's right hand.

Bakugo didn't resist, didn't avoid, and let her lead him.

She grinned, wet tears streaming down her cheeks, and she looked funny and cute.

"It's annoying, why are you holding hands?"

"Because when we hold hands, the lifelines of Uncle Xiaosheng and I intersect."

——Because of interlacing, there will be results.

Bao Hao was about to complain, when the phone rang suddenly, he looked at it, and said to Lv Guman: "Your mother is calling."

Green Valley was silent.

She didn't know whether to pick it up or not.

But the call made by Ochako Lvgu was not for her, and she has no right to make a decision.

Bakugo answered the phone: "Well... here, with me... I will send her back."

Baohao hung up the phone without letting Lvguman answer, and then said to her: "Your mother asked me to take you home, let's go."

Green Valley was very unhappy: "Can't you also live in your boyfriend's house?"

Bao Hao raised his eyebrows: "Boyfriend?"

Lu Guman said again: "The moon hasn't fallen for three seconds, you are my boyfriend."

I was so happy: "Why do you always have the moon not falling for three seconds? The moon is impossible to fall."

"It doesn't matter, we dated, Lu Guman and Bakugo Katsuki locked up, and my father swallowed the key."

"When Fei Jiu heard that he must be pissed off by you." Bakugo said helplessly, "You have to think clearly, it will be very hard to be with me. It is impossible for me to fool around with you like a little devil. I am very busy with work. When the time comes, don't mess around—"

Lu Guman couldn't wait to interrupt him: "I promise to be the most qualified girlfriend in the world."

Baohao didn't know if he was out of his mind, but he just... agreed.

Promise to look around first.

He is not too confident about the future of his relationship, after all, he is still in a state of confusion.

Lu Guman looked at him, giggled, and said: "Shengji, kiss the wind around you, maybe one day it will blow on my face."

Baohao curled his lips: "It's too troublesome."

"Ok?"

She thought he would say crazy, but she didn't expect that it was too troublesome.

Bakugo turned his head and kissed her lightly.

The kiss that fell on the cheek was as soft as the evening wind blowing through the courtyard in summer.

But it was the first time in his life that he kissed her.For the first time, I used my mouth for things other than eating and talking.

"Hello, Xiaoman,"

"Lv Guman, wake up—"

The time between the two of them also quietly slowed down at this moment, as if becoming merciful.

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[Kiss the wind around you, maybe one day it will blow on my face] Excerpted from the Internet.