[Comprehensive] Did Ka sauce have a blind date today?

"Brother, hold me up high!"

"..."

"Brother, if you're a man, please hold me high!"

On Saturday afternoon, I just finished the devil special training that my father arranged for me, and I just wanted to be lazy and take a nap, when my fat sister, Bo Hao Rongzi, called me again.

But I really didn't want to move, and I didn't want to lift her at all, so I just closed my eyes and muttered: "Then you can treat me as a woman."

"elder brother!"

"Stinky boy, are you even refusing your sister's request? How dare you say such useless words!"

Hearing this ferocious voice, I was so excited that I got up from the tatami, waved to my fat sister Rongzi, and squeezed out a happy smirk: "Come on, Rongzi, brother, come and lift you up. "

"My brother is so annoying, I have to come forward to hug me!"

Rongzi jumped over politely, and at the same time blew a kiss to my old father, Katsumi Bakugo, who was obsessed with daughters.

This trick is very useful for my old father who is just over half a century old.

My name is Bakugo Katsuki, I am 15 years old, and I am about to graduate from junior high school and enter high school. This is my last chic summer vacation...if my fat younger sister, Eiko, doesn't bother me.

Rongzi is three years younger than me. She is about to graduate from elementary school and enter the middle school.The reason why she is called fat sister is because she used to be very fat, like a meat ball, and once weighed more than me.

My father, Katsuki Bakugo, is a hero. Although he is quite old, he has been active in the front line. My mother, Bakugo Man, is also a hero. The two run a hero office together.

My father is very strict with me, and he never gave me any good looks, nor praised me for a good word.But I dote on Rongzi in every possible way—don't get me wrong, I don't mean to be jealous, I'm just puzzled.

He once held a meatball-like body, and was intoxicated by it, saying: "My daughter is indeed the cutest in the world!"

I was stunned, he could express such emotion to the meatball that couldn't see where the eyes were.

It makes people blush.

Rongzi is obviously not satisfied with only her father praising her, so he insisted on asking me: "Brother, is Rongzi the cutest girl in the world?"

Grandpa Lvgu Deku taught me to be an honest person when I was just in elementary school. He was the person I admired the most. I didn’t want to live up to his expectations, so I said what was in my heart: “No, I don’t know where it ranks in the world. , but you may not rank in the top ten in our class."

Rongzi cried out with a "wow", and then the furious father beat me up.

This is really a sad story. I went to cry to my grandfather, and my grandfather said to me: "Self-restraint, Xiaosheng has a lot of self-esteem, you are playing against him."

Grandpa knew my dad very well because they were young children.

This may sound a bit wrong to you.

But, that's right.

My grandfather and my father were indeed children, and my mother was brought up by my father.My dad is 20 years older than my mom, and he is a typical old couple and young wife—this point must never be mentioned in front of my dad, as long as it is mentioned, it is a precise stepping on the thunder.

I once asked him naively: "Dad, did you marry my mother because you couldn't marry a wife?"

One can imagine how badly I was beaten that time.

Rongzi also asked this question, but she was treated much better than me. Instead of beating her, my father patted her head and said, "Dad and your mother have an agreement and are waiting for her to grow up."

Rong Zi asked again: "Will someone wait for me to grow up?"

Dad said: "My daughter, people are fighting for it. But they can't get it!"

I thought secretly from the side, he was blindly confident again.

As I expected, although Rong Zi is very young, he has already experienced countless love training fields, and none of them have achieved positive results.

She hoped to marry herself as soon as she reached the legal age of marriage like her mother, so she started her love plan early.

Her first target was me, she looked at me with her small eyes that were squeezed to the point of two slits, and said, "Brother, Rongzi will be your bride when she grows up!"

Leaving aside Japan's prohibition of sibling marriage, even if it allows it, I will find a way to abolish it.But when I was young, I didn't know how to be euphemistic, and I always remembered what my grandfather said about being an honest person, so I directly rejected her: "Rongzi, you are not my type."

Rong Zi added fuel and jealousy to his father crying, and then his father beat me up: "You brat, how dare you say that you don't like my sister!"

The only sensible mother in the family explained to Rongzi: "Brothers and sisters cannot get married."

Rong Zi burst into tears and gave up on me, her first love, and found her second goal the next day, the hero of ice and fire, Hong Jiaodong.

Speaking of which, Hong Jiaodong is a figure of our fathers and even grandparents. I think the age gap between them is a bit big. When Rongzi grows up, I don’t know if Hong Jiaodong still has the fertility (sorry, I’m serious a little worried).However, as long as you don't look for me, as long as Rongzi is happy, I have no objection.

Rongzi Rouqiu called him sweetly: "Brother Jiaodong."

Hong Jiaodong is a more straightforward person than me, and corrected her: "You should call me uncle or grandpa."

Rong Zi pouted her little fat mouth: "No, calling me brother is more romantic. I want to marry brother Jiao Dong. Brother, you only need to wait another ten years, and you will be able to marry the most beautiful woman in the world."

"Don't wait, I'm going to marry your Sister Sachiko in the second half of the year."

boom -

This was a bolt from the blue that petrified Rongzi on the spot.

But for me, this is good news.

Hong Jiaodong's marriage is a matter that has broken everyone's hearts. He has been insisting on waiting for fate. After decades, he is finally getting married. I don't care if the other party is Xingzi, peaches, oranges or plums and watermelons. It is a good thing if they can get married. .

In short, Rongzi must not let them destroy them, so I carried the petrified Rongzi home.

Rong Zi tearfully told her father about her second love that died young, and her father comforted her: "What do you like about a bad old man, Rong Zi, there will be many princes vying for it!"

Given that I did not stop Rongzi's bad old man in the mouth of his dad, he blasted and froze, and Dad took me a meal.

It's such a sad story, why is it always me who gets the beating?

Because of a family of four, my mother's status is paramount, Rongzi is also held in the sky, and my dad can't act like beating himself, so I live at the bottom of the food chain.

Rongzi experienced two broken loves in a row, and was disheartened. Her father asked for leave and took her to the zoo to play, and brought me and Meixin Akazawa along the way.

Meixin is the daughter of the owner of a Toiya donut shop nearby. She is the same age as Eiko, and they are a lively pair of green plums.

Yaxin's father is a man with a pair of blue eyes, very old and always in a state of fatigue.He likes Rongzi very much, and often feeds her donuts.Rongzi was a fat man before he was in the fifth grade of elementary school, and most of the credit is due to him.

Both Yaxin and Rongzi are very clingy to me. They once said that they wanted to marry me when they grow up—oh my god, I guess I will be beaten to death by the two fathers.

In the zoo, I made a small self-heating hot pot for them, and Yaxin said: "Last night I heard my mother crying very hard, and my father beat her."

Rongzi was very curious: "Uncle Touya and Aunt Xiaochun have a very good relationship, are you dreaming?"

Ya Xin thought for a while, and then said: "I also took a peek, because there is a curtain, so I can only see the shadow, my father seemed to be riding on my mother and beat her, I heard her keep making a whining sound , but it doesn't sound like crying."

Dad spit out the Coke when he heard this.

I suddenly have a toothache.

I have asked this question before.

At that time, Rongzi was still sleeping in the cradle. I got up at night to go to the toilet, passed by my parents' room, and heard my mother making a strange sound, which seemed to be crying but not like crying. Listen carefully, and there was also the sound of my father's breathing.

Mom seemed to be being beaten by him, but she was still crying and said, "Katsuki...that's great..."

Did mom get beaten up and praise him?

So I hurriedly knocked on the door and said, "Dad, don't hit your mother anymore! Are you a man! What kind of hero are you?"

My voice was so loud that I woke up my grandpa and grandma. They explained to me in embarrassment that this was a private matter of their parents and told me not to worry about it.

I went to ask my mother. My mother, who had just passed her 20th birthday, covered her face with a quilt and refused to talk to me. My father carried me out of the room and beat me up.

I also cried and imitated my mother and said: "Katsuki...that's great..."

So my dad who had already beaten me came back and beat me up again.

From then on, no matter what sounds came from my parents' room, I didn't dare to ask.

After entering junior high school, under the guidance of Uncle Mineta, I got my first small notebook in my life, and I finally knew what that sound was.

...so shameful.

Dad is so old, but he doesn't stop every day. I really don't know where he has the energy to work during the day.

Of course, I dare not say this, otherwise, according to his explosive temper, he would send me to reincarnation directly.

Rong Zi said: "Men who are domestically violent are not good, but my father is very good. He never beats my mother and me."

I said nothing.

Because my dad hit me all the way.

Yaxin said worriedly: "My father is usually very good to my mother and me, but last night my mother really cried a lot."

Rongzi asked his father: "Dad, is Yaxin's father really beating her mother?"

Now Dad is confronting the problem again.

I'd love to know how he would respond.

Dad held back for a long time, his face flushed, and finally said: "I'm... playing a game."

This time it was my turn to spit out the oolong tea.

Yaxin & Rongzi: "What game?"

Dad took a look at me and said, "Kenji, you idle guy, explain it to your sisters quickly."

Beautiful, he dumped the hot potato on me, really heroic.

But how can I explain it?

Alas, but I do have a good temper. People say I don't look like my dad at all.

Although I have completely inherited his appearance, my durian head is soft, and my eyes are always kind, not fierce like his, and I never swear.

People say I look like my grandfather.

And Rong Zi's third unrequited love is my grandfather.

Grandpa stammered, "Rongzi, grandpa likes you very much, but he really can't marry you."

Rongzi pouted and waited for her first kiss: "Grandpa, love can overcome all difficulties."

Uncle Shangming was honored to be the witness of all this, he laughed and said: "Hahaha, Lugu, your daughter fell in love with Bohao, and now Bohao's daughter is in love with you, hahahaha, wonderful wonderful."

Later, Dad beat up Uncle Shangming and fought with Grandpa again.

For the fourth time, Rongzi fell in love with the very handsome Uncle Yiren.

Uncle Yiren's mouth, wasp's tail, he said directly: "Go, go, I don't like fat girls, unless you become a fair lady, I will think about it."

As soon as Rongzi heard that there was room for maneuver, she immediately went home and declared that she would lose weight for love, but she gave up after insisting on it for a day. She was so hungry that she woke me up from the bed in the middle of the night. I was so sleepy that I couldn’t open my eyes, so I helped her. A big durian pizza.

For the fifth time, Rongzi fell in love with my master, Liu Qianqiu.

My master is very handsome and elegant, and has a very gentle personality. He is the No. 1 hero in today's world, and he can be called perfect.After listening to a love poem that Rongzi downloaded from the Internet, the master just patted her on the head calmly and told her: "I suggest you find someone your age. This is my regret in this life, I don't want you to step on me in his footsteps."

Rongzi was rejected again, and cried very sadly. My dad failed to catch my master, so he fixed me, because when my sister was crying, I was playing with my mobile phone and posting selfies.

为了她的恋爱修罗场，我不知道挨揍了多少回，但是上了小学五年级之后，妹妹奇迹般地瘦了下来……唔，居然还挺漂亮。

In a sense, Rongzi is a person with strong beliefs. She must fall in love and marry herself at the age of 16 like her mother. So she listened to Liu Qianqiu's advice and locked her target. Uncle Shangming's second wife Son, my good gay friend is on the loudspeaker.

Shangming Daqi is a coquettish flirt, and when he has nothing to do, he flirts with a strange big sister on the side of the road: "Beauty, your little skirt is really pretty."

After Rong Zi fell in love with him, every time he teased his sister on the side of the road, he would throw him to the sky with his personality.

Forgot to mention, my personality is blasting and beauty glycerin, and my sister's personality is weightlessness.

Shangming Daqi was in extreme pain from being chased, hugged me and said, "Keji-chan, even if I marry you, I don't want to marry your sister."

These words are very hurtful, Rongzi told his father emphatically.

Dad was very angry and taught me and Shangming Daqi a lesson.

Speaking of which, although my father is irritable like a reed chicken in front of me (I'm sorry I can't find a more suitable animal), he is just a little Teddy who loves to act like a baby in front of my mother.

Once I woke up from a nap to ask my mother to get juice, and saw my mother sitting on his lap with a bag of chips in her hand, and he said to his mother, "I want you to feed me."

At that time I was too young, I didn't know that he was acting like a spoiled child to his mother, and he wanted to improve the relationship between father and son, so he came out to express his filial piety: "Dad, let me feed you."

With my mother, my father... didn't beat me on the spot.

Another time, Dad stayed in bed, and his mother called him, but he refused to get up, and when his mother called him, he also acted like a baby on the bed: "I don't want to get up~"

Mom asked me to shake him to wake him up. She went downstairs to make breakfast. I didn't say a word, but I pushed Dad, and he pouted at me with his eyes closed.

"Bobobo--"

He was... asking for a kiss.

Probably because he didn't wait for a long time for a response, he opened his eyes, saw me standing beside me blankly, and angrily knocked on my head: "What are you looking at, don't you know how to make a sound?"

I thought blankly: Blame me?

生在这样的家庭，虽然要承担很多责任，也挨了不少揍，不过呢，我还是很喜欢我可爱的妈妈小满、坏脾气的老爸胜己，还有励志要嫁入上鸣家的Sister Rongzi.

If you are also interested in my family, welcome to be a guest, I will bake cookies for you.

——by Tucao Di Baohao Keji who loves making friends

The author has something to say:

The episode ends here.This time I really said goodbye.

Keji will become a good hero, and CP is probably the daughter of Brother Tu and Xiaochun, Meixin.

As for the younger sister, maybe she can marry Daqi, maybe she will have a new goal. (Old Ka: Don't go to the idiots of Ming's family!)