Allergy Man [Zhongyingmei]

"It's so boring." Yuli turned over lazily on the couch. The avengers went out to deal with Hydra's secret base. Her injuries were healed by the cradle, but her physical fitness was not yet complete. recover.

Yuli, who was completely forbidden to go out, could only lie on the window sill basking in the sun like a cat.

If this continues, she wants to raise a cat to pass the time.

She tugged at the blanket around her waist, New York has entered late autumn.

Counting the days, she hadn't left the room for a long time.

They planned to go out and sneak out to let the wind go, but Tony saw what she was thinking at a glance before leaving.

"That bastard Rumlow hasn't been caught yet." He glanced at her, "Think about it yourself, if you get caught again this time, you might not come back alive."

A heart attack.

She cowardly lay down by the window to bask in the sun.

She turned around and looked at the time, there was still some time before lunch, she turned around and looked at the sun again, and sighed a little.

Wrapped in a blanket and fell asleep.

The Avengers are flying to the newest Hydra base.

"You didn't touch her?" Button looked in disbelief, "You must be sick."

Tony:? ? ?

Tony: "You're the fucking sick."

"No, no, that's not what I meant." Barton glanced at Steve and leaned closer to Tony. "It's hard to cheat. Are you sure you didn't hehehe that day?"

Tony shot him a look, 'I don't have bad taste'. "Am I that kind of person?"

Natasha: "Isn't it?"

Barton: "Isn't it?"

Bruce: "No?"

Thor: "What's Low Fun?"

Tony: "Fuck off."

He rolled his eyes at these guys, and saw Steve staring at him thoughtfully, as if he wanted to say something.

Steve: "You are."

Tony: "Go away."

"Then this doesn't conform to your common sense." Barton smacked his lips, "After all, this is such a memorable day."

"Youli is afraid of pain." Tony shrugged, "... Well, she is actually worried about whether I will still be such an asshole." He curled his lips, "Am I such an asshole?"

Natasha: "No?"

Barton: "No?"

Bruce: "No?"

Thor: "Yes."

Steve: "Thor's right."

Tony: "You all get out of here."

He was so pissed off by his colleagues.

Barton: "Then you were begging for nothing that night in her room and didn't do anything? Didn't you lose anything?"

"No, I'm afraid to scare her." Tony tilted his head and smiled, "But do you understand what repeated congestion is?"

Barton: "...I know."

"Do you know what the result will be?"

Patton: "...I'm so overwhelmed."

Tony: "Congratulations, you got it right."

Barton: ...

Barton: "...It's really hard work for you."

Several men present couldn't help feeling sorry for him, but Steve pursed his lips, and he was worried about Yuli instead.

Even if he lost in this 'competition', he still likes Yuli in his heart.

Now I can only love her like a younger sister.

He casts Tony a look. "She hasn't fully recovered yet, so don't be too presumptuous."

Tony looked at him lazily, and made a long sound.

"I see--"

"By the way, Thor, is your hand okay?" Bruce couldn't help asking him, and couldn't help laughing when he thought of it.

Speaking of Thor, this guy has only been back for two days.

As soon as I got back to the building, I saw this girl again, and rushed over with excitement to hold You Li's hand and thank her.

Thor: "The medicine you recommended works great! My brother doesn't lose his hair anymore!"

Yuli: QAQ

The other Avengers covered their mouths and couldn't help bursting into laughter. If he didn't mention it, he would have forgotten that there was another unlucky guy who lost his hair because of Yuli's allergies.

Speaking of unlucky ones.

There was an even more unlucky guy with allergies they didn't know about.

Gotham Joker.

'Batman' Bruce Wayne and 'Superman' Clark Kent recovered quickly after eating biscuits delivered by Yuri Express.

Only the unlucky clown didn't know it at all.

He didn't know what his real allergy was, nor did he know that the allergy was man-made.

It will also suffer from those black-hearted manufacturers.

They were pulled out every three to five days for a small beating, and every seven or eight days they were pulled out for a big beating.

It's hard for them.

After all, given his age, his allergy metabolism is very slow.

So... his allergies haven't completely healed yet.

Hmm, off topic.

After Thor held Yuli's hand gratefully, he tried to hug Yuli again, and the little girl screamed and subconsciously threw out her ability.

There was no rash on Thor, though.

Instead, I had an allergic reaction in the afternoon, and it hasn't recovered until now.

Thor is allergic to metal.

on his hammer.

Hands itch when touched, the palm of the big palm is red, and if you look closely, you can still see some small bumps.

"It's just itchy," Thor stared at his gloved palm and clenched his fists a few times. "But this guy's ability is really useful."

Other Avengers: ? ? ?

easy to use?What a fart! ! !

"If I had a guy with this ability by my side, it wouldn't be so hard to catch Loki." He smiled broadly. "Just wave your hand, and Loki can't run away."

Other Avengers:  …

What can they say?

All I can say is that you two really love each other.

No wonder they fell in love with each other and used this ability to catch Loki?Are you a good brother who cares about his younger brother? !

Good brother, have you turned black? !

The corners of Tony's mouth twitched slightly, and he told him what Yuli asked him to repeat.

"My family asked me to tell you that when you return to God's Domain, don't go around blind‖=‖force‖=‖force her ability, I want my girlfriend to live a few more years."

Steve: "...This is definitely not Yuli's original words, right?"

Tony raised his eyelids, "I just polished her words."

[Yu Li's original words: Please don't go back and tell Loki!If I say it, I'm going to die again! ! ! 】

... You're more than polishing it up, basically it's not the same, right?

Knowing what Yuli said, Bruce's mouth twitched slightly, and he didn't want to talk to them.

Thor nodded, and gave up going back to talk to them about the interesting things he encountered on Earth.

A few of them made jokes, Yuli woke up hungry after sleeping for a while.

She stretched her waist, lying lazily on the couch, her arms hanging down and dangling.

If Tony was here, she would wake up... oh, and there would be no food.

She sighed, her stomach was rumbling non-stop, she couldn't take it anymore, so she got up to prepare lunch for herself.

There was nothing in the refrigerator either. She glanced at the fresh salmon delivered this morning and felt a little nervous.

She still loves sashimi, and used to go back to some Japanese food stores in the United States.

Tony also asked Jarvis to buy some Japanese seasonings in the kitchen.

After the rice was cooked, she cut the salmon into pieces, took a large bowl and prepared a marinade seasoning, poured Japanese soy sauce, rice wine, and sesame oil together and stirred evenly, threw the small pieces of salmon into the bowl and added some chopped shallots , then put some black and white sesame seeds, stir evenly and put aside to marinate and cook the rice.

Avocado goes well with this, so she took out an avocado and cut it into pieces for later use.

When the rice was cooked, she took it out and began to arrange the dishes. There were some unmixed salad leaves left in the morning.

Shredded purple cabbage, shredded carrots, freshly sliced ​​cucumbers, and some edamame beans were placed in the bowl, and she placed avocado on the side before putting the marinated salmon cubes in the bowl.

Sprinkle some chopped seaweed on top, and this Japanese-style salmon rice bowl is complete.

Satisfied with such a contrived plate arrangement, You Li took a picture and sent it to Tony.

I thought this guy would be envious and jealous.

result……

[Little bastard, can you eat this raw fish now? ]

She was so frightened that she quickly blocked Tony's phone number temporarily and refused to let Jarvis answer Tony's call.

The man pinched his phone angrily, and turned to talk to Steve.

"The sick meal will continue." Steve smiled, "You still want to eat hamburger meat after all this tossing?"

The original dinner was hamburger meat.

It seems to be in vain.

Youli still doesn't know her miserable situation at night, she is sitting at the bar happily eating lunch with her calves dangling.

Sure enough, fresh salmon tastes delicious!

Like a cat, she threw the bowl into the sink and washed it clean every day, then took the water cup and medicine and went to the couch to bask in the sun.

With such a life of eating, sleeping and eating, she will gain weight sooner or later.

Sure enough, she would feel sleepy after eating, so she took a breath and checked the time, and fell asleep again after taking the medicine.

When he woke up, he was already in the room.

She wasn't surprised at all, Tony would just carry her back to her room every time.

'Snapped'

There was a crisp sound, Yuli pouted and covered her little butt and turned around, glaring at him.

"What are you doing!"

"Eat random raw food, your stomach is still very fragile, okay?" He rolled his eyes and patted her little butt again, "Sleep if you still eat, you will be fat if you are not fat."

"You despise me!"

Youli turned over and got up from the bed, puffed her cheeks and said to him, "You clearly said that I want to gain weight! Now I eat a little more and you despise me! Then if I get fatter, you still have to kick me Find someone else!"

"Then I won't." Tony said righteously. "After all, there are not many girls who are as fleshy and playful as you."

Yuri: ...

Yuli: "Go away."

She pointed to the door and snorted coldly.

Tony smiled lightly, leaned over and put his arms around her waist, and kissed her sleeping face, "Little idiot."

"You're stupid." She cast a glance at him and was pressed down on the bed and kissed by him. The man's big hand touched her face with nostalgia.The smooth skin on the side of her neck seemed like she wanted to touch it but didn't dare.

After kissing for a while, he buried his head on the side of her neck, and the hot breath made her shiver.

Yuli's voice trembled a little.

"Actually..." Her voice trembled slightly, "...you can touch it if you want, sooner or later it will be yours,"

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