Allergy Man [Zhongyingmei]

In the middle of the night, everyone was awakened by a scream.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!"

The voice came from Yuri's room.

But the voice doesn't seem to be Yuri's voice?

Everyone rushed over in pajamas and nightdresses, opened the door anxiously, and saw Yuli lying on the bed with a smile on her face.

Tony wasn't in the room, the bathroom door was open, and the tiny light was flickering on and off.

Youli laughed so hard that she was out of breath, her whole body limp on the bed and convulsed from laughing.

Everyone thought she had been pumped, but they pinched her and shook her.

Yuli got up silently and wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, burst out laughing as soon as she saw the open bathroom door.

Everyone looked at each other, and Steve and Barton walked over to have a look, and instantly understood what Yuli was laughing at.

Tangtang Iron Man sat on the ground with a terrified expression, as if he was startled by the jack-o-lantern in front of him.

The two of them couldn't help laughing out loud, everyone came over as soon as they laughed, and they laughed collectively for a long time.

Tony also slowed down, gritted his teeth and got up from the ground, sitting on the toilet beside him.

Wait until these guys leave to see if he doesn't clean up Yuli.

"Stark, why don't you come out?" Barton wiped away his tears, and couldn't help laughing when he saw his face. "Is it because your legs are weak?"

"You see your legs are weak in the middle of the night." Tony gave them a blank look. "Stop laughing! Shut up!"

These big men came over to take a look, and immediately fell silent.

To be honest, if the psychological quality is not good, those with heart disease can be scared to death.

A row of weird and abstract jack-o-lanterns placed on the sink.

And the pumpkin is too small, and melted candles can still flow from that weird expression.

The candle is still red.

A few of them thought it was pretty good that Tony hadn't been scared to pee.

I really feel sorry for him.

There was a trace of sympathy on their expressions, and they walked over and patted Tony on the shoulder.

Barton: "It's really hard work for you."

Steve: "Oh, it's fine if you don't freak out"

Bruce: "Are your legs still weak? Do you want me to help you?"

Thor: "Or I'll sleep with you, so you won't be afraid."

Natasha: "Do you want aunt's towels? Although I don't have diapers, I also have large aunt's towels."

Tony: "Get the fuck out of me!!!"

Seeing Tony's distraught look, everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing again, and they all gave Yuli a thumbs up.

Avengers: Well done.

Youli laughed out loud, grunted around on the bed, said good night to them all, and then slowly put on her slippers and went down to see a certain guy who was still sitting on the toilet and didn't get up.

"Are your legs still weak?" She bent down kindly and smelled, "Do you want me to help you?"

Tony: "..."

Seeing that the man's face turned pale with fright, she hurried over to sit on his lap and hugged his neck, rubbing against him.

Kissed him on the lips again.

"I, I apologize. I didn't expect to scare you like this." She just glanced at Tony's expression, and she clearly felt a sense of threat. At this time, she quickly pretended to be cowardly, and maybe she could leave a whole body.

"→_→"

"Don't, don't be angry." She burrowed into his arms, "Next time I won't scare you like this."

"Dare to have a next time?" He squinted his eyes and patted her buttocks with his big hand, "Huh?"

"Don't dare, don't dare!" Youli immediately became a bun, and obediently admitted her mistake. The man glanced at her, and Youli felt like she was breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Next time, remember to put this kind of thing in their room." Tony pinched Yuli's face and warned her, "One more time, believe me or not..." He whispered those words in her ear slowly. That word, Yuli blushed when he said it.

"You bastard!"

"You don't believe it? Then do you want to experience it now?" After speaking, he glanced at her key parts.

You Li shrank into a ball in fright, "I believe it, I believe it."

Tony pinched her face again, feeling puzzled, and rolled his eyes.

"I still want to punish you."

"what?"

Yuli looked up, not knowing what he wanted to do, Tony quickly turned Yuli over and let her lie on his lap, Yuli didn't react at all, she didn't know Tony until a slight sting came from her buttocks. What do you want.

"Hey! Tony, don't make trouble!"

Youli blushed and struggled hard. There is a huge difference in strength between men and women. Tony squeezed her wrist and her back with a little force, and she couldn't move at all.

"I'm not making trouble, you damn little bastard dare to scare me like that!" After speaking, Tony gritted his teeth and slapped her ass twice again.

"You, you planned to forgive me just now!"

"When did I give you this illusion?" Tony pinched her, "Children who make mistakes will be punished!"

Tony fought for three or four minutes to relieve his anger. Then he held the girl in his arms and kissed her grievously pursed pink lips.

"Do you dare next time?" He squeezed her waist with frowning eyes, scaring You Li into a shiver.

"No, there will be no next time." She replied tremblingly, "Don't dare."

"Okay, take it back and go to sleep." He carried Yuli back to the bedroom, and she silently crawled back to her place, sideways away from Tony.

"Why don't you come over?"

"You hit me, hum." She hummed softly, her voice aggrieved. "It hurts."

"Then I rub it for you?"

"Never."

Tony smiled lightly, put his arms around her waist and hugged her into his arms, "It's easy to sleep like this, don't make a fuss, go to sleep, it's only early in the morning. If you don't sleep, you will have a headache tomorrow."

"Okay, good night then." She touched Tony's chin with her backhand, leaned her head and kissed him on the lips, then arched her body and fell asleep.

On the second day, Tony placed Yuli's jack-o-lantern outside the door of the men who laughed at him yesterday, successfully scaring Steve, Thor, Barton, and Bruce who came out to drink water in the middle of the night.

Natasha didn't hesitate.

Tony felt that he should not haggle over this woman as a man.

Yuli muttered.

"Besides bullying me, who else would you bully?"

Tony: "...shut up,"

Yuli is shopping online.

She sat cross-legged on the carpet, the Apple computer was placed on the coffee table, and there was hot cocoa with the steam behind it.

After clicking a few times with Bai Nen's little hand, he saw the frame of successful payment.

With a sigh of relief, Yuli leaned against the sofa and took a sip of hot cocoa.

"What did you buy?" Tony came over and put the blueberries that had just been washed for her on the coffee table next to her.

"Overlord."

The pink lips parted slightly, and slowly spit out these two words.

Tony: ...

Tony: "... who lost their hair."

"It's not for you guys." Yuli waved her hand, and she turned the computer over to show Tony.

The place of receipt is the UK.

Tony seemed to remember something.

...The Holmes brothers who have not appeared in the UK for a long time are also pitiful.

"...The two of them, what did they get back then?"

Yuli was silent for a moment, then spoke slowly.

"Mr. Mycroft Holmes has hair loss. I don't remember what disease caused the hair loss." Yuli smiled awkwardly, "But he has always been because he is too stressed, too worried about his younger brother and dealing with the affairs of the British Empire. resulting in hair loss."

Yuli suddenly remembered something.

"Since he thinks that he lost his hair due to stress, he should quickly make up for it. I heard that the herbal tea with flowers is very good."

Tony: ...

Tony: "There's one more."

"Mr. Sherlock Holmes also lost his hair, and I forgot the reason." After she finished speaking, she paused before opening her mouth stiffly. "He later became drunk because of nicotine allergy, became incontinent, and wet his pants in front of everyone."

Tony: ...

Tony: "Yuli, I found out that you still love us."

Youli laughed a few times, not knowing what to say.

"The two guys in Gotham know about their allergies," Tony rubbed his chin, "but, Yuri, do you know that clowns are also allergic?"

"Clown?" Yuli didn't remember who it was for a moment, "Who?"

"'Batman' Bruce Wayne's enemy, you met once, the guy who kidnapped you at a party when the two of us first went to Gotham."

Yuli's face froze.

He obviously stuttered.

"Me. I remember that guy seems...very cruel, right." Yuli swallowed, "But how could he be allergic to me... Is it really possible? No way!"

"According to my research, it seems to be the case." Tony sat opposite her, sitting on the carpet like her, and the man leaned comfortably on the sofa. "His face was red and swollen after the banquet, and he thought there was something wrong with the paint he bought, but there was something wrong, the paint was not clean." Tony chuckled. "This guy dragged out unscrupulous merchants to beat them up in a few days, and has been beating them for several months."

Yuli: QAQ

This is so frightening!

Youli patted her chest, feeling terrified.

"Fortunately, I deleted all Hydra's files about you after I brought you back from England, and your files are still the same as when you were not taken away by Hydra."

Seeing that the girl was relieved, he couldn't help teasing her again.

"However, as far as I know... No, according to Jarvis's investigation, the Holmes brothers, Wayne, Kent and the clown think that this may be artificial."

He was satisfied to see Yuli's pale face in an instant, and her little hands began to tremble as if she had Parkinson's syndrome.

"No, no, no way." She trembled, if this group of guys found out, she would definitely die without a whole body! ! !

Immediately sanctioned! ! !

"Just kidding you." Tony burst out laughing suddenly, and patted Youli on the head. "They don't think of you, you are just...um...Old Jia."

Jarvis: "Silly for nothing."

Tony: "No no no."

Jarvis: "Stupid."

Tony: "Yes, yes, yes."

"How could they suspect a little idiot who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun?"

Yuri: ...

Yuli: "...Really?"

"Of course, if it's fake, you can still stay in the mansion honestly and become my girlfriend?"

You Li curled her lips, "Then why are you scaring me?"

Tony smiled half-heartedly, "Reciprocity :)."

... Nima.This guy is quite vengeful.

The author has something to say: the young couple successfully scare each other :)

I was stimulated by my classmate's show of affection today, and now I feel upset when I read this sweet guy I wrote.

Do you think I am sending a knife or a knife or a knife :)