[Zhongyingmei] You on the other side of the chat room

He had a dream.

Thinking of this, Peter seemed to freeze on the bed.

"Boom boom boom!"

Seeing that Peter was still silent, Mei was afraid that he was really late, so she immediately knocked on his door, "Peter—"

Peter subconsciously responded, "I'll be right out."

Then he came back to his senses in an instant, got out of bed and went straight to the desk to pick up his mobile phone, and he opened the mobile browser.

——What should I do if I have a spring dream?

He struggled to enter this question into the browser and clicked search, browsed through the various general pages that popped up, and found that there was no substantive answer to his question on the Internet.

After some mental struggle, Peter opened the interface of the forum with a little tangle, and typed the title word by word.

#Does everyone have this experience? #

◎New York Vigilante

NO.0

Uh, hello, I'm a high school boy, I had a sexual dream last night, do you have similar experiences?what do I do? ? ?

After posting on the forum, Peter felt like his face was on fire.

He put the phone on the table, opened the door before Mei called him again, took the clothes he was about to change and went straight to the bathroom.

He moved very quickly. After taking a cold shower and changing his clothes, he returned to the room and stuffed yesterday's homework on the table directly into his backpack. Then he picked up the backpack with one hand and the phone with the other and left the room.

May had evidently been waiting for him at the table for a little while.

Peter put the backpack on the chair next to him, and after he sat down, May was surprised to find his wet hair, "Peter, did you take a shower just now?"

Peter paused with his hand holding the bread. He pretended to be calm and said, "Oh, well, I slept a little hot last night. When I woke up just now, I was sweaty and smelly, so I had to take a shower."

Mei was puzzled: "But the water heater didn't move just now..."

"Aunt Mei, maybe you didn't hear it just now."

After Peter finished speaking, he bowed his head guiltily and took a sip of milk.

He settled the breakfast in twos and twos, picked up his bag and went out before May realized something was wrong.

……

He ran out of the house and took out his mobile phone in the corridor. At this moment, he found that the post he posted on the forum had already received several replies, and he couldn't wait to post it——

◎I will always love Little Sun

NO.1

Landlord, have you forgotten that you are a man?It's perfectly normal for a man to have erotic dreams!

But can I know who you dreamed about?Can't it be xxxx?She became popular not long ago because of the new movie released, I remember you boys like this type of girl lol

◎Rabbit has always been poisonous

NO.3

You can tell that you are a fan of Spider-Man just by looking at the host’s ID :p

◎I want GG

NO.4

First, you may have suffered from abstinence for a long time

Second, you might want to have a fling with her.

◎I will always love Little Sun

NO.5

Reply I want GG: "First, you may..."

He is a high school student!God is so forbidden|I have been wanting for a long time! !

◎New York Vigilante

NO.6

Reply to I will always love Little Sun: "Lord, you forgot about you..."

not her!It's my girlfriend, I was with her not long ago, and yesterday we had a novel written by her sister in the chat room, oh it's crazy, her sister wrote about two men doing that kind of thing! ! !

……

◎I will always love Little Sun

NO.18

The landlord finally came out to reply!

But you actually have sex dreams after reading the dirty novels of two men? ?What are you thinking bro?

"..." Peter.

but……

Peter stared at the "You might want to fuck her" for a long time, thinking about it until he got to school and settled into his seat.

So, do I really want to be with Jiedi...

Peter smirked twice.

"Peter?"

Ned's indescribable voice came over, and he looked at him with wide eyes, "What's the matter with you? Why are you laughing so disgustingly so early in the morning?"

Peter: ...

"I'm thinking about something, Ned." Peter was interrupted by Ned before he remembered that he hadn't said a word to Tang Yu today. He looked around the classroom and found that Tang Yu was not in the classroom.

He blinked suspiciously: "Ned, isn't Jiedi here yet?"

Ned: "I don't know, maybe I overslept?"

Seeing that Tang Yu was not there, Peter felt relieved.After all, he had such a dream, and he couldn't face her normally for a while.

Although it was a little difficult to tell, he still told Ned about it. He thought he would be laughed at, but found that Ned patted him on the shoulder, and his expression was very relieved.

"You finally have this day, brother." Ned chuckled, his face filled with memories, "The first time I had this dream was with a female celebrity I liked more at that time."

"I think it's better for you to take a detour when you see Professor X during this time." Michelle, who had heard Tang Yu's story and understood it, looked at Peter sympathetically.

Peter was at a loss: "Why? Professor X is a very gentle person, why should I see him take a detour?"

Michelle: "Are you stupid? I remember Professor X can brain you?"

Peter: ...

"And I heard from Jiedi that Professor X and Magneto are a couple? Since they are lovers, Professor X might tell Magneto that you had a sexual dream and it was related to Jiedi." Michelle calmly told Peter analyzed.

Peter almost didn't go crazy, "Then what should I do? God, I can't control my dreams. Do you think I should confess to Jie Di? Wait, no, when did Professor X and Magneto become a pair?" ?”

Michelle said bluntly: "Jaidi said it."

On the other side, Tang Yu, who was still running around the campus, sneezed loudly. She sniffed while running, "Do I have a cold?"

Chris's voice sounded from her earphones: "The season is changing recently, which may cause symptoms such as colds, but I have checked your body and everything is normal."

"Huh...then someone should miss me." Tang Yu took a rest after running tired.

Chris was a little puzzled: "Miss Jiedi, I don't agree with your statement. If several people are thinking about you at the same time, wouldn't you sneeze several times in a row?"

Tang Yu: ...

"Chris, this is just an unfounded statement from my hometown, so don't worry about it so much." Tang Yu explained, then remembered something and smiled silly, "Do you think Peter wanted to me."

Chris was silent for a while, and then called up an interface: "Miss Jiedi, speaking of Mr. Parker, I have something to show you."

Tang Yu started running again after a short break, "What? Is it important? Can't you wait until after I catch up with the first class?"

Chris's entire AI system hesitated: "It's not easy for me to define its rating, do you...do you want me to explain the content to you verbally?"

Tang Yu was focused on catching up with the first class, so her tone seemed a little nonchalant: "Speak, I'll listen."

Chris: "Mr. Parker made a post on the New York Leisure Forum asking for help this morning about sex dreams."

Tang Yu didn't run away anymore, she took out her phone and looked at the post on the screen, a little dumbfounded.

"Spring... spring dream?"

As an artificial intelligence, Chris obviously wouldn't have the same emotions as hers, and he continued to say in a calm voice that was almost gentle as usual: "Yes, Chunmeng, and the protagonist and heroine of this Chunmeng are Parker. Sir and Miss Jiedi."

Tang Yu: ...

Tang Yu imagined that scene for a moment, then shook her head frantically.

Chris was a little confused, so: "Miss Jiedi, what's wrong with you?"

Tang Yu didn't shake her head when she heard that, but she couldn't help smiling when she thought of Peter's good figure. She wiped the saliva that didn't exist at the corner of her lips, and said calmly, "It's nothing, I just thought of something."

Chris: I really don't understand you humans.

Chris stopped talking, and Tang Yu ran towards the classroom with brisk steps.

In fact, Tang Yu, who was running, said in her heart: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha by Tang Yu’s heart: it’s wonderful!

Peter, who was in the classroom, suddenly felt his back go cold.

Seeing that something was wrong with Peter's expression, Ned asked with concern, "What's wrong with you, brother?"

Peter: "I always feel that someone missed me just now,"

The author has something to say: Later, when friends learned about this from Tang Yu, they all despised her.

Friends: You pervert!