[Zhongyingmei] You on the other side of the chat room

Deadpool was sitting on the railing of the bridge swinging his feet and swearing, but it didn't affect his good mood at all.

"Readers, I don't think I'll be in the chat room for a long time. Before that, let's talk about the next development-wait, wait, the author sent me a warning, I can't say it, shit ! That's so boring..."

Deadpool babbled on for a long time, until the phone rang a notification tone.

It should have been explained.

[Deadpool was invited by the group owner to join the group. ]

Deadpool: Hey sweetheart, you are too ruthless

Deadpool: ruthless to me

Deadpool: But I like it

Tang Xiaoyu, the savior: ...that's a bit of a sleazy talk, why don't we kill him and feed him to the pigs?

Quicksilver: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Scarlet Witch: What about the florist?

Scarlet Witch: Seconded!

Kuaiyin: The minister seconded the proposal!

Cyclops: The minister seconded!

Beast: The minister seconded!

Batman: me too

Magneto: I provide the knives

Professor X: Although this is too violent, I think it is a good way

Tang Xiaoyu, the savior: @Professor X, wait, are you sure you are a professor, didn't Kuaiyin steal the message from your phone?

Quicksilver:? ? ?

Kuaiyin: I will not take the blame

Deadpool: Little sweetheart, brother's meat is not good

Deadpool: I know you will never have the heart to feed me to pigs

Deadpool: But if you really want to feed the pigs, my (beep——) do you also want to put it in together? This is really exciting

Savior Tang Xiaoyu: ...

Savior Tang Xiaoyu: I vomited, how about you?

Superman:?

superman: what are you talking about

Superman: ……………

Batman: @Superman leave him alone, he's an idiot

Tang Xiaoyu, the savior: Help, Baby Bruce is swearing, it’s the first time I’ve seen him swearing like that, you’re so stupid

Deadpool: That is, who is brother?

Savior Tang Xiaoyu: →_→ I did not praise you

Superman: wait a minute

Superman: Is it okay for you to reveal your real name?

Batman: Everyone in @Superman knows my true identity, including yours, it's a long story, let's talk face to face

Batman: @复世主 Tang Xiaoyu is okay, my quality has always been treated differently

Savior Tang Xiaoyu: It's getting late, I'm asleep

Savior Tang Xiaoyu: That's right

Savior Tang Xiaoyu: Remember to let Tony go to bed on time, and you can notify Pepper when necessary @快银@红红妇妇

Quicksilver: OK!

Scarlet Witch: OK!

Savior Tang Xiaoyu: Good night, everyone

Magneto: good night

Spider-Man (Toby the Bug): Good night

Quicksilver: good night

Scarlet Witch: Good night Jiedi, I hope you have a good dream

……

Deadpool: Hey-

Deadpool: Don't sleep, let's have fun together, shouldn't such a beautiful night have a wonderful date

Deadpool: How tempting is the physical collision

Deadpool: Hello?

Deadpool: shit

Deadpool: Brother Sang is the only one having a carnival?

Deadpool:…………

Deadpool: ok ok, it’s really boring, I’m going to sleep too

……

Kuaiyin: Is he really offline?

Quicksilver: He's really annoying

Scarlet Witch: Hey, if we treat him like this, he won't go to school next time, will he?

Kuaiyin: It’s okay, there is a professor here

Kuaiyin: I'm resting too, Wanda, good night

Scarlet Witch: Goodnight Pietro

……

Professor X: ...

Professor X: Pietro :) I think tomorrow is a good time for you to come to my office for tea, what do you think?

Time keeps moving forward.

It was another morning, and Gwen seemed to be in a good mood. She got up early to help make breakfast, and she who had been sad on her face not long ago seemed to disappear overnight.

"Good morning Gwen, uh... is there anything happy?" Tang Yu asked cautiously after seeing Gwen's bright smile.

Gwen put the boiled eggs on the small shelf, and then put the small shelf in front of Tang Yu, "I'm going to Osborne for an internship today, it's the beginning of a good day, isn't it?"

Tang Yu: "Yes, their company..."

Gwen, who was holding a carton of milk, looked back at Tang Yu, raised her eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong?" Then she picked up a carton of apple juice, and she lifted them all up, asking, "Which one do you want?"

Tang Yu hesitated, "Apple juice." Then he said, "I want to ask their company, can Peter and I visit it? I'm curious about some... projects of their company, you know."

Gwen has already poured a glass of apple juice and put it in front of her, "I can ask for you, oh sorry, Jiedi, I forgot to add soda for you—"

She then picked up a bottle of soda water and wanted to add it to Tang Yu's apple juice, but was stopped by the shocked Tang Yu, "No, no, Gwen, no need, to be honest, I'm not used to drinking soda in the morning .”

Gwen smiled, and put the soda back, "Actually, I don't like it either, we usually don't drink soda in the morning."

Tang Yu: "WHAT? Then why do you...?"

Gwen smiled embarrassedly, "I'm so excited today."

Tang Yu glanced at Gwen suspiciously.

Could it be that the mentality has not adjusted yet?

Tang Yu glanced at the burnt slices of bread again, feeling that she was the truth.

……

"How long has he been like this?"

Tang Yu leaned on Peter's shoulder and looked at Garfield on the high-rise building displayed on the projection screen. His eyes were locked on Gwen walking on the street, and he reluctantly moved away until there was movement elsewhere. own gaze.

Peter: "It's been a long time, Karen can't stand it anymore."

"Karen?" Tang Yu asked.

Peter wiped his face helplessly, "Yes, Karen, after she discovered this phenomenon, as long as I was wearing a mask and Garfield was acting as Spider-Man, she would mobilize the camera on the side of the road to show me live .”

"I want Karen to let me go right now." Peter seemed a little broken, "I've watched Garfield like this for many days, and now he won't let me go even when I'm not wearing a mask."

There was a faint smile on Tang Yu's face. She touched Peter's face, then kissed the corner of his lips, "Oh, my poor little Peter."

Peter's face was a little red, he coughed lightly and grabbed Tang Yu's other unruly hand, "Jie... Jiedi, I don't think it's good to do this in public."

Tang Yu burst out laughing, "I just touched your abs, God, Peter, you are so cute."

Peter's face was tense and somewhat serious, but in fact, the smug smile on the corner of his lips had revealed his inner thoughts.

"I think," Peter corrected, "men can't be cute."

Tang Yu noncommittally followed her little boyfriend's words and said, "Yes, you are right."

Sirius, who was eating dog food but didn't find it very sweet, looked at the two with some distaste, "Didn't you say you were going to visit that Osborne? You are still here to talk about love."

Tang Yu, who was leaning on Peter's shoulder, immediately got up and gave him a disdainful look, and then said, "I think you are jealous that Peter and I are in a relationship. You haven't had a woman for so many years, and you have been abstinent for so long—no! You should Isn’t he still an old virgin?!”

Speaking of the latter, Tang Yu almost broke his voice in surprise.

Sirius immediately glared at Tang Yu and Peter angrily, "Who is the old virgin? That old bat is, not me!"

As he said that, his expression softened, and then Sirius showed a smug look, "The girls who liked me at school back then followed suit, and I couldn't pick a girlfriend if I wanted to."

Tang Yu caught the loophole in his words, and then said clearly: "'There must be'? So you haven't done it? You still say you are not an old virgin."

Sirius: ...

"I allow you to organize the language again." Sirius slowly drew out his wand and said, looking at the two of them.

Tang Yu unhurriedly picked up her mobile phone, and the screen projection was automatically turned off when her hand touched it. Chris, the artificial intelligence housekeeper, thoughtfully opened the app for his master and transferred to [Siris Black]'s interface.

This time it was [dancing in front of a rival to seduce each other], which deeply hurt Sirius' eyes.

Bloody hell!!

Seeing this scene, Sirius withdrew his wand in an instant, and he said a little indignantly: "Merlin—! You are being cruel! I don't care about you little brats!"

After finishing speaking, he glared at Peter.

Peterton was baffled.

It's not you who I threatened, why are you staring at me?

"Okay, let's stop arguing, Gwen is calling."

Tang Yu connected the phone, chatted with Gwen for a few words and then hung up.

She smiled and said: "Gwen said that the person in charge of Osborne agreed to let us visit their company, and there will be a special person to receive us. How about it, shall we go?"

Peter: "Of course, we can't rest assured that you are alone."

Sirius showed a fake smile, "Only you, without me, I'm just curious about the so-called technology of Muggles and want to go."

Tang Yu glanced at him speechlessly, "Look at you now, but you have learned Slytherin well. Could it be that the Sorting Hat assigned you to the wrong school?"

Sirius: ...

"I'm a real Gryffindor, there's no doubt about it!" Sirius defended himself.

Tang Yu was very perfunctory: "Okay, okay, the dog is good."

Sirius was speechless.

Peter was almost killed laughing by the two of them.

……

Sirius had been brought near Osborne by Tang Yu before, and he was not far from where they were, so he took two people to apparate into the alley closest to Osborne.

Their sudden appearance startled the stray cat who was originally in the alley. It let out a cry and quickly ran out of the alley to escape.

Tang Yu and Peter, who had experienced apparition, felt very bad.

Tang Yu suppressed the feeling of wanting to vomit, and she put on a bitter face, "Oh my God, is this how Apparition feels, then I will never learn magic in my life."

Peter's physical fitness is better, and he recovered quickly, "Me too, I don't want to do it again."

Several people left the alley and walked towards Osborn.

On the way, Sirius spared no effort to mock Tang Yu and said, "Even if you want to learn magic, you won't be able to learn magic anymore. Don't think about Miss Jiedi."

Tang Yu: "Let me tell you, Sirius Black, it's so easy for you to be single for the rest of your life."

Peter nodded, and praised Tang Yu's words in his heart.

Sirius didn't care either.

"It's good to be single."

Peter suddenly looked up in one direction, his expression became hesitant.

Tang Yu and Sirius also noticed something was wrong with him, Tang Yu asked, "What's wrong, Peter?"

Peter: "Just now...someone seemed to be watching us?"

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