[Zhongyingmei] You on the other side of the chat room

Normally, Tang Yu wouldn't pay much attention to this kind of pediatric ridicule.

But who told this to be the little prince of Slytherin, Draco Malfoy? There must be some special treatment, right?

Tang Yu adjusted the sleeves of her wizard uniform slowly, and imitated Draco's usual tone and said, "Oh Draco——"

Draco, who was called by his name, showed a disgusted expression.

Tang Yu smiled, "Controlling birds can do many things, such as——"

"Let them shit on top of your head."

Draco was taken aback, he looked up subconsciously, his expression was tense, and he was relieved when he didn't see any birds.

This action did not interrupt Tang Yu's speech: "Spy on you anytime and anywhere to see if you have any unknown hobbies."

Tang Yu said leisurely, without feeling Draco's anger at all, "Maybe they can install a small camera on their feet to secretly take pictures of you, you are still popular among girls, and your photos may be sold It’s very popular, if you show the bath map—”

"Shut up, you lowly Mudblood!" Draco yelled, his pale face flushed with anger.

Peter almost died of anger when he heard him scolding Tang Yu so much. He clenched his fists and considered the feasibility of using the spider silk launcher at Hogwarts.

And just as he was about to teach Draco a lesson, Harry spoke.

Harry listened to Draco mouthing each Mudblood, and couldn't bear it any longer. He said seriously, "Sorry, Malfoy, you shouldn't have said that about Jiedi."

"It's okay, Harry." Instead, Tang Yu comforted Harry, who was slightly angry, and she calmly looked at Draco who was flushed with anger, "I'm good at eloquence, but you are not good at eloquence, you can't beat me, Why should I shut up?"

"Besides, your reaction is so cute, so many girls are talking about it, you should feel happy, not angry." Tang Yu said confidently.

Draco: ...

Pansy: ...

Blaise: ...

"How can this be understood...?" Blaise said with difficulty.

Pan Xi, who originally wanted to scream at Tang Yu, heard what Tang Yu said, and immediately closed her grown-up mouth, lost in thought.

Draco nearly vomited blood.

Harry: ...

Ron:  …

Hermione:  …

Peter: ...

Harry and the others were also shocked by Tang Yu's ability to speak nonsense with his eyes open. Although Peter had already seen it, he couldn't resist it.

Seeing that Tang Yu didn't suffer a loss, Peter was relieved, but he still couldn't get over this hurdle. He looked at Harry and asked angrily, "Will Hogwarts be punished if there is a one-sided fight?"

Harry hesitated, "...what kind of fight?"

Peter pushed up his cuffs, he imitated the villain's ferocious smile and smiled, although he didn't seem to have any lethality, he said: "It's just a hand-to-hand fight, but I'm sure he can't beat me."

As he spoke Peter glanced at Draco's tiny arms and legs.

Draco who heard it: Fuck!

Draco drew his wand and pointed it at Peter, Pansy and Blaise followed, Harry, Ron and Hermione nervously drew their wands at them.

"Move your wand, Malfoy," said Peter.

Draco smiled contemptuously: "Move it if you say it? Why?"

Tang Yu looked at Peter's hand that was ready to launch the spider silk launcher, and sighed, she took out the mobile phone in her robe.

Then, when no one was prepared, Draco flicked his black robe and jumped up the umbrella.

Pansy and Blaise watched dumbfounded as Draco, who had been arrogant and domineering, suddenly danced charmingly.

Although the expression is not beautiful.

Harry: ? ? ?

Ron: ? ? ?

Hermione: ? ? ?

Peter: Shit!

Peter reacted immediately, and looked at Tang Yu who raised his eyebrows at him with his mobile phone. Although he was not the dancer, he still stuttered, "Jiedi? Oh my god, why is this dance?"

He covered his face a little shyly.

Tang Yu stepped forward and hugged Peter's arm, she smiled, "Let's enjoy Mr. Malfoy's umbrella together."

Hermione seemed to notice something, she looked at Peter who was too shy to lift his head for a few seconds, and then guessed: "Peter skipped too?"

Peter immediately raised his head and shook his head frantically to show his innocence.

No, no, the dancer is Holland, it has nothing to do with me!

Tang Yu: "Someone jumped, but it wasn't Peter. I hope he can show me."

Looking at the intimate posture of the two, Ron suddenly yelled strangely: "You two—" He seemed to have sensed it, and lowered his voice suddenly, "A couple?!"

Hermione and Harry were a little speechless, especially Hermione, "Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that Jiedi and Peter are in a relationship, right? Even Harry can tell."

Harry: ...? ? ?

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Tang Yu, who used the anti-shield device, clicked into the chat room while Draco roared "Mudblood! You wait!" in the background.

She accidentally saw people from Hogwarts in the option to pull people.

She thought about it and chose to pull people.

[Wizard Tang Xiaoyu invited Sirius Black, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Draco Malfoy into the chat room. ]

Quicksilver:? ? ?

Kuaiyin: So many newcomers came at once!

Kuaiyin: But why are they all real names?

Kuaiyin: No code name?

Wizard Tang Xiaoyu: The newcomer here is dancing, let's have a good chat at night

Sirius Black: ? ? ?

Sirius Black: Wait a minute, what is this thing?

Sirius Black: Why does this interface suddenly pop up in my wand, and it can still display what I want to say? ? ?

Wizard Tang Xiaoyu: It's a good thing, see you later, Sirius :)

……

Draco's dance attracted the attention of the four college students, and the Gryffindor students with cameras excitedly took pictures of Draco, not paying attention to the death rays emitted from Draco's eyes.

Harry and the others outside took out snacks and ate them. Hermione ate a small biscuit and asked, "When is he going to dance?"

Tang Yu shrugged: "I'm not sure, maybe it will stop after an hour."

Ron's expression was a little gloating: "Malfoy looks like he needs to be beaten all day long, so it's better now."

"Whoa, this is the one who deflated Malfoy?"

"so cool."

"how did you do that?"

The Weasley twins suddenly ran over and sat across from them, singing in unison.

Hermione was not in the mood to chat with them about this, "Jedy, I think you'd better be careful, Malfoy's father is not an easy-going lamp."

Tang Yu rested her chin in one hand, and said lazily, "That's a coincidence, the people standing behind me are not fuel-efficient lamps."

She thought for a while, then added: "Remember that video? It was my dad who lifted up the whole stadium."

Harry: ? ? ?

Ron: ? ? ?

Hermione: ? ? ?

Fred was curious, "What video?"

Ron: "The video Jiedi showed us in the Muggle class, she also has an artificial intelligence, so cool!"

Fred still wanted to ask what "artificial intelligence" was, but was attracted by the voice from Tang Yu's mobile phone on the table.

Chris: "Mr. Weasley, I am very happy to receive your compliment, thank you."

Fred/George was not startled by the sudden voice, but rather excited: "Wow!"

Ron pointed to the mobile phone: "That's artificial intelligence."

Fred and George leaned over to have a look, Fred: "This little square box?"

George: "I remember, Dad brought it back too."

Fred: "He said there are Muggles for everyone."

George: "That's an artificial intelligence in the hands of Muggles."

Fred/George: "Don't you? Harry, Hermione."

Harry and Hermione being named: ...

Hermione explained: "No, you misunderstood, you are talking about the mobile phone, the one who spoke just now is the artificial intelligence, his name is Chris."

Chris: "Yes, Miss Granger, thank you for remembering my name."

Hermione raised the corners of her lips, "You're welcome."

Draco's lungs were about to explode after dancing for an hour. However, after dancing with such high intensity for an hour, his legs were almost failing. land.

Blaise, who had waited for him for a long time and admired the umbrella for an hour, quickly helped him up.

In the end, it was Blaise who carried him back to Slytherin's dormitory, and everyone along the way paid attention to him.

"These two damn Mudbloods, wait for me!" He hammered the quilt resentfully.

Blaise: "Draco, just take it as soon as you see it. I can't carry you back every time. God knows what the people in the academy are talking about. They even said what I was dating with you. For my sake Innocent, stop being a demon."

Draco was furious: "Ah, ah, shut up!"

Blaise shrugged and said nothing.

"I'm going to write to my dad! Tell him to drive those two Mudbloods away!"

Blaise shot him a look. "Are you going to tell your dad you did a sexy dance for an hour?"

Draco: ...

Draco held back for a long time, unable to speak.

He couldn't even imagine his dad's face if he knew that he had danced a sexy dance for an hour in front of four college students.

A terrified look gradually appeared on Draco's face.

Blaise sighed: "So, live in peace with them, I dare not mess with them."

Draco declined.

Then the next morning, in the Slytherin dormitory, Draco screamed in rage and horror: "Jedy Don!! Peter Parker! You two bloody, filthy Mudbloods!! !"

Blaise, who was awakened suddenly, jumped up from the bed, "What's wrong? What happened?"

Draco was standing in front of the mirror shaking with anger.

Blaise looked at him, and finally his eyes fixed on the top of his head.

I saw a bird's nest made of mud on Draco's head, which looked very solid, and the bird in the nest jumped a few times, looking very cute.

"Chirp."

The bird chirped.

Blaise looked at Draco's image and laughed unkindly.

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