[Zhongyingmei] You on the other side of the chat room

When Rita Skeeter was handed over to Dumbledore, it happened to be cut off by Umbridge, who said she would hand over Rita Skeeter to the Ministry of Magic.

After this incident, Tang Yu and Peter's life at Hogwarts became more colorful. Umbridge deliberately targeted them, even Harry Potter, the savior of the wizarding world, was not spared. Aimed hard at it.

The days are spent in a battle of wits with Umbridge.

Quicksilver and Barry find the time to play pranks on Umbridge every day.

"What's today?" Harry asked softly as he sat down next to Peter.

Because of Umbridge, the atmosphere in the auditorium was very dull, and the lively Gryffindor table was no longer lively.

Peter: "What?"

"Pietro and Barry's prank," said Harry.

Peter looked around and answered Harry's question in the same voice: "Swapped the sugar in Umbridge's office for salt."

Ron's expression looked very relieved, "That's wonderful, I guess she must have a funny expression when drinking tea, it's a pity we couldn't see that scene."

"I also feel very sorry." Tang Yu, who had just entered the auditorium with Hermione, said so.

Hermione put her heavy book one place away from them, and Ron asked with a frown, "Hermione, what are you doing sitting so far away?"

"Keep your voice down!" Hermione whispered softly, "Umbridge has someone in every house to act as an eyeliner, I don't want to sit too close to you and be imprisoned by her, she can't catch me -"

Both Harry and Ron had been captured and imprisoned by Umbridge, which made Hermione a little vigilant while being angry.

"cough!"

When Draco, who had just entered, passed them, he coughed heavily on purpose as if reminding him of something.

Tang Yu and Peter looked at each other, and then followed with a smile. Tang Yu cleared his throat specially, and shouted loudly in the originally quiet auditorium: "The handsome and handsome Master Draco is here——"

The shout seemed very abrupt in the quiet auditorium at the moment, causing others to look at them.

Draco almost staggered, his pale face turned red at the moment, "Who told you to say that!?"

Tang Yu blinked, "Why, Master Draco doesn't like it?"

"Of course not!" Draco gritted his teeth.

Peter smiled and said, "Since you...Master Draco doesn't like it, then we won't talk about it in the future."

Draco snorted softly, then raised his foot and wanted to walk towards the direction where Blaise was sitting. At this moment, Tang Yu suddenly said, "Please wait a moment, Master Draco."

"What's wrong?" Draco turned his head impatiently.

Tang Yu smiled and said, "Master Draco, you didn't wear your colorful crown."

Her voice was not too loud, just enough to be heard by the surrounding people, and a Gryffindor student sitting next to them looked at Draco blankly.

Draco was obviously taken aback, "What? What colorful—" His tone gradually became a little disgusted.

Tang Yu's expression looked very surprised. She said, "It's a colorful crown. It's the crown that your father gave you when you were still in your mother's womb. Don't you remember?"

Draco: ...

Depend on!How could I remember when I was still in my mother's womb!I wasn't even born yet!

Peter held back a smile and endured it very hard. His voice was a little trembling, and he said according to what Tang Yu had told him before: "You really deserve to be Master Draco. You don't even care about such valuable things. It seems that only The colorful cloak and the colorful crown can make you take a look at it, and we will show it to you right now."

Draco:? ? ?

"puff."

Some of the Gryffindor students who sat on the sidelines and heard it clearly started, and then laughed out of control, which finally caused everyone to roar with laughter.

Draco glared at both of them, then fled.

……

When Tang Yu and Peter returned to their seats, Ron asked curiously, "Do you really have colorful crowns?"

Hermione cast a speechless look at Ron from a seat away, "This is obviously a lie to Malfoy, Ron, use your brains!"

"..." Ron.

"Peter, hurry up!"

Tang Yu walked towards the Forbidden Forest, she kept turning her head and urging Peter who was behind.

Peter dawdled behind Tang Yu, he turned his head three times a step, for fear that Umbridge would follow behind him, he was a little worried: "Jetty, um... I want to say, we won't be caught by Umbridge." Did Qi find out?"

Seeing that Peter was always dawdling like this, Tang Yu turned around and walked up to Peter, took his hand and walked forward, "I'm not afraid of you, what are you afraid of? Peter, you are Spider-Man, you have subdued many Bad guys, are you still afraid of people like Umbridge?"

Peter stepped forward to stand in front of Tang Yu, with a solemn expression on his face, "No, Jiedi, I'm not afraid of Umbridge, I'm just afraid that you will—" He gently touched Tang Yu and was caught by Umbridge The wrist with the scar, the guilt in his eyes almost overflowed his warm brown eyes.

"It's not your fault, Peter, this matter has nothing to do with you from the beginning to the end." Tang Yu said, "You don't have to think it's your own fault just because I got hurt."

Peter hesitated: "But it's also because I indirectly caused you to be punished...?"

Tang Yu pondered: "Then you—"

Peter looked at Tang Yu nervously, and Tang Yu smiled slyly, "Kiss me."

"What?" Peter hadn't reacted yet, his ears turned red when he heard it, "Wait...pro..."

"Kiss me—"

Tang Yu's voice sounded like it was wrapped in honey to Peter's ears, and there was a hint of nasal sound in the end, as if she was acting like a baby, which made Peter's face a little hot.

Jie Di was acting like a baby to him.

Realizing this, Peter was at a loss. Tang Yu in front of him had already closed his eyes and waited for his kiss. He was still standing here like a wooden man, without any real action.

Come on, Peter Parker!

Take the initiative, Jiedi is your girlfriend, and you two have had trouble together.

Come on, come on, come on, kiss me bravely like I was possessed before, I can, I can!

The soft touch on his lips brought Peter back to his senses for a moment. It turned out that when the fierce struggle was going on in his mind, his body was one step ahead of his consciousness.

A touch and a kiss.

Tang Yu quickly left Peter's lips, and the momentary kiss made Peter feel lost, but this feeling only lasted for a second, and Peter went up to meet him again in the next second.

Tang Yu's eyes widened.

Peter bit her lip lightly, and clenched his arms around her waist a little bit, with fragmented words between their lips, "Well... Jiedi...focus."

At this time, the temperature in the Forbidden Forest is a bit low, and there are still a few birdsong in the forest from time to time.

When Tang Yu came out, she was dressed a little thinly. She raised her arms and hugged Peter, clinging to him tightly, as if she wanted to draw warmth from his arms.

In fact, Peter is young and vigorous, and the arms of the boy are always warm.

"Bloody hell!"

Behind the tree not far from them, Ron saw two people embracing and kissing. He couldn't help but let out a soft sigh, his expression a little embarrassed.

Hermione, who was looking back and not following them, was taken aback by Ron's sudden exclamation, "Ro—"

"Hermione, shhh!" Harry quickly turned around and gestured.

Hermione took two steps forward, only to see the couple kissing as if they were inseparable, she suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, "Oh, it's Jiedi and Peter, let's take a detour."

"Just don't bother them."

The sound of light hands and feet stepping on the ground came from the woods, but it was not enough to disturb the two immersed in the sweet atmosphere.

"Chirp."

The little bird overlooking from the tree tilted his head, as if he didn't quite understand what they were doing at the moment.

"Peter!"

As soon as he arrived at the designated place for the Fantastic Beasts class, Peter was caught by Harry and Ron, and began to tease softly.

Peter's face flushed, "What——?" His voice was quite loud, and everyone's attention was attracted to him. Peter quickly shook his head to indicate that he was fine.

After the others looked back, Peter said: "You said you all saw it?! I... Jiedi and I are... in..."

Ron showed a smirk, "Kiss! Comeon, mate!" Ron's voice was full of laughter, "There's nothing to be shy about, we're still envious."

"Well, envy what?" Peter asked.

Harry was not too happy, "envious of love."

Ron nodded and agreed, "Yes, I envy love."

Peter glanced in Tang Yu's direction, and when he saw her and Hermione talking and laughing, he was relieved, although he didn't know why he was relieved.

He stared at Tang Yu without blinking, and the words he said seemed a little careless, "Harry, you are the savior, there should be many girls who like you, right? And Ron—"

Ron's voice sounded dissatisfied, "What's wrong with me? And Peter, look at us while talking, your eyes are almost glued to Jie Di."

Peter reluctantly withdrew his gaze, "What's wrong?"

"I... Me and Qiu Zhang... Forget it, let's talk about Ron first!" Harry looked a little downcast, "You didn't finish what you just said."

Peter: "Isn't Ron a Quidditch player? I remember that many girls like boys in the sports department."

Ron glanced at Peter suspiciously, "Really? I don't feel that way."

Peter nodded resolutely, "If you don't believe me, check to see if there are any girls cheering you on during Quidditch training today. I can't be wrong."

Ron was thoughtful, "I didn't expect Peter to be a love expert."

"What? No, no, no, I'm not!" Peter hastily denied, "It's just that I went through some..."

I don't know what Ron made up in his head. He patted Peter on the shoulder and sighed, "It seems that your life is not easy."

Peter: ...

……

"Look, Filch's nailing some education order to the wall again."

When he was about to reach the auditorium, Harry suddenly pointed in the direction of the door and said.

Ron's face was a little ugly, "What the hell is Umbridge doing? I always have a bad feeling."

They walked to the wall full of education orders nailed up, and Filch who had just nailed up the newly released education orders showed a malicious smile on them.

He left with the tools he brought over.

The students stretched their necks to look curiously, and after seeing it clearly, everyone discussed it.

"The Quidditch match has been cancelled!"

"Merlin, what's going on?!"

"She's crazy!"

"She's simply unreasonable. You should dig out her brain to see what's growing inside." Tang Yu said viciously.

Ron looked angry, but then became a little frustrated, "Quidditch training... oh Merlin, for my love!"

"Huh?" Tang Yu obviously heard what Ron said. She didn't understand why he said that, and looked at them with some doubts.

Peter quickly said, "It's nothing, Ron just..." He said with difficulty, "I really want to fall in love."

Tang Yu:? ? ?

In the evening, in the chat room.

Ron Weasley: I can't hate Umbridge anymore!

Ron Weasley: She ruined my Quidditch!

Harry Potter: Not even Dumbledore can do anything about her

Fred Weasley: She also banned people from using the products George and I made

George Weasley: what a nuisance

Tang Xiaoyu: (Captain America) Captain America's Revenge.jpg

Iron Man: The Vengeance of Captain America.jpg

Quicksilver: Captain America's Vengeance.jpg

Ron Weasley: Captain America's Vengeance.jpg

George Weasley: Captain America's Vengeance.jpg

Fred Weasley: Captain America's Vengeance.jpg

Harry Potter: Captain America's Vengeance.jpg

Captain America:? ? ?

Captain America: I hold no grudges

Ron Weasley: You screwed me up.jpg

Ron Weasley: I don't know how to express my inner thoughts anymore

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): I think uh...

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): Don't get excited, let's think about how to deal with her together?

Tang Xiaoyu: Yes!

[You changed the group name to "Down with the Umbridge Empire"]

Tang Xiaoyu: Comrades, this is a very difficult, difficult, and long road for us to walk

Ron Weasley: ?

Harry Potter: ?

Hermione Granger: Jiedi, what you say is official

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): ...

Same Enemy Tang Xiaoyu: Really?Well, in short, if you have any good opinions or suggestions, you can talk about them in the chat room

Captain America: Wait, who is Umbridge?

Tang Xiaoyu: Uh... the current headmaster of Hogwarts

Captain America:?

Captain America: ...Shouldn't you listen to the principal?

Captain America: But is my memory not so good?I remember that the headmaster of Hogwarts should be called...

Harry Potter: Dumbledore!

Captain America: Yes, Dumbledore

Captain America: What's going on?

Iron Man: Their Ministry of Magic wants to do something

Iron Man: Someone was sent to take Dumbledore's place

The Winter Soldier: Yes

The Winter Soldier: Jiedi has a deep scar on her wrist

Scarlet Witch: Yes, I don’t know if I can go or not

Scarlet Witch: If it wasn't for Barry pulling me and Quicksilver

Scarlet Witch: Quicksilver and I may be about to attack Umbridge

The Flash: I can barely hold you

The Flash: QAQ

Quicksilver: (Strange) Calm after 14000604 failures.jpg

Batman: ? ? ?

Magneto: ? ? ?

Batman: @同恨恨光 Tang Xiaoyu photo

Tang Xiaoyu: The scab has already scabbed, and there is no serious problem. Don’t read it, it’s so ugly

Magneto: Photos

Tang Xiaoyu: ...Okay

Tang Xiaoyu: This scar is so ugly, don’t call it ugly

Tang Xiaoyu: [Photo]

Black Widow: oh my god

Black Widow: What about that woman named Umbridge?

Black Widow: I'm sorry Jiedi, I'm not on your side, otherwise I will avenge you

Deadpool: Shit!

Deadpool: My sweetheart's wrists used to be so smooth and white, but now they are all made like this by Umbridge's (beep--), her (beep--) brother must rush into Hogwarts and give her to ( Beep——)!

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): What is smooth and white?you you you how do you know

Deadpool: Oh—Spidey!

Deadpool: (Rocky) excited to fuzzy.jpg

Deadpool: I heard your dick is big

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): ? ? ?

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): I can't answer that, who did you hear that from? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Deadpool: It seems that you are acquiescing, little spider, come on, have a look at jb?

Deadpool: (Banner) can't calm down.jpg

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): ...fuck off, pervert

The same enemy Tang Xiaoyu:? ?

Same Enemy: Excuse me, Mr. Deadpool, are you asking about this @蛋世人（Garfield）, or this @辛达人（民兰虫）, or this @辛达人（Toby Bug）?

Deadpool: (Wanda)? ? ! ? ! ? ! ! ! ? .jpg

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Scarlet Witch: ? ? ?

Scarlet Witch: Why is my face so hideous?

Tang Xiaoyu: It's okay, it's good to see fairies staring

Kuaiyin: Open your eyes and blind the rainbow fart

[Quick Silver has been banned by the administrator for 10 minutes. ]

Deadpool: Oh how pathetic!

Deadpool: @同恨恨恨 Tang Xiaoyu Sweetheart, I’m asking about your future husband~

Deadpool: Don't you wonder who it is?

Tang Xiaoyu: Who else but Peter?Garfield and Toby both have girlfriends, okay?

Deadpool: This is so boring

Looking at the word typed by Deadpool in the chat room in front of the screen, Peter lay on the bed with a smirk.

Because of Umbridge's regulations, it was not allowed to be alone in a dormitory, so Peter was transferred to Blaise and Draco's dormitory. When Peter showed a smirk, Blaise raised his eyebrows, and Draco Ke showed a disgusted look.

"Park, pay attention to your manner." Draco said angrily.

Peter pretended not to hear. He jumped up excitedly and did a backflip on the bed, prompting Blaise to whistle in surprise, "Cool, Peter, when will you teach me?"

"Okay, this is easy." Peter, who was in a good mood, agreed to Blaise and then lay back on the bed.

He and Jiedi will get married in the future, too, they are boyfriend and girlfriend now, and they will definitely get married in the future.

Will they have children in the future?

What should I call a child?What's the boy's name?What's the girl's name?

Peter suddenly turned anxiously.

Draco's cool voice came again, "Parker, do you still want me to teach you how to lie on the bed well?"

The person lying on the bed didn't move, and Draco lay down in satisfaction.

……

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): Hey

Scarlet Witch: Huh

Scarlet Witch: I'm the only one who noticed that Deadpool was talking about Jiedi's husband?

Cyclops: You are not alone

Professor X: It doesn't look like he's telling lies?

Deadpool: Yes, yes, you noticed!Oh fuck, of course my brother is telling the truth, so I'll just say it straight, Jiedi and Little Spider will get married in the future, and everyone has to marry, what does the flower planter say?oh yes share money , everyone gets share money

Batman: Oh?

Magneto: ...

Deadpool: And they're going to have two kids, oh--they're both brother's sweethearts

When Peter, who watched the screen silently, saw Deadpool's reply to Wanda, he felt his heart beating extremely fast. When Deadpool said that he and Jiedi would have two children after getting married, his whole body felt They all froze on the bed.

After a while, the sound of Peter kicking off the quilt excitedly came from the quiet bedroom.

"Parker—"

Draco's exasperated voice sounded again, and Blaise, who was already drowsy, was taken aback.

Blaise glanced at Peter very calmly, and he said to Draco: "Use the Silencing Curse, Peter probably won't be able to hear what you're saying for a while."

Draco: Huh!

With great reluctance he cast a Silencing Charm, and Draco lay down again.

No one will disturb his sleep this time.

Just a few seconds later, he was shaken violently. When he opened his eyes, he saw Peter shaking his shoulders, mumbling non-stop, with a silly smile on his lips.

Draco revoked the Silencing Charm angrily, growling: "Peter Parker!! Can you please let me sleep!!!"

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