[Zhongyingmei] You on the other side of the chat room

Bruce Wayne, the president of Wayne Group, a billionaire, but the unknown side is that he is Batman.

When he was chatting in the chat room, he didn't shy away from his old butler Alfred. When the sexy underwear appeared in front of the two of them, Alfred raised his eyebrows, "Oh——"

Bruce's eyebrows twitched.

Then, when Peter's sentence "Some people guess that these underwear were developed by the clown" appeared on the screen chat room interface, Alfred laughed like a flower branch.

"Miss Jiedi's friends are very interesting, master, if only you could be as funny as them." Alfred was not afraid of Bruce's black face, he still joked like this.

Bruce: ...

"I think my fun as a playboy is still very qualified, Afu." Bruce said in a deep voice.

"I'm not denying your wit in this regard," said Alfred.

……

Hermione Granger: I have to say

Hermione Granger: I was shocked

Captain America:? ? ?

Captain America: Tony!

Captain America: For God's sake, there are a lot of kids in this chat room!

Quicksilver: Yes, students like Peter and Hogwarts

Fred Weasley: Oh, I have to correct you

George Weasley: Me and Fred

Fred Weasley: grown up

Iron Man: Take it easy

Iron Man: I'm sure they don't know what it's for

Tang Xiaoyu, the Great Detective of the Snake Academy: Uh...

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Academy: Hermione and Peter know, see their reactions

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Academy: @火狼人（Dutch Bug）How about I buy one?

Peter was on the bed in the dormitory. He was so surprised by Tang Yu's news that he almost fell off the bed. This reaction made Draco sneer, obviously he also saw the news in the group.

"Parker, don't make a fuss all the time."

Peter adjusted his sitting posture, and Blaise on the other side clicked on the previous picture and looked at it with a smile: "Draco, do you know what this is?"

Draco glanced at it coldly, and said in a nonchalant manner: "Sexy underwear, someone above said it, and I'm not a fool."

"Then do you know what it's for?" Blaise looked at him with a half-smile.

Draco frowned, "What?"

Looking at Draco's reaction, he knew that he actually didn't know what sexy underwear was for. Blaise gave him a smirk, and then gave him a long-winded explanation.

Draco, who was finished with the popular science, was very confused: "But I think this guy called Batman looks ugly, is this still fun?" He glanced at the picture of sexy underwear with distaste, "If it was me, I wouldn't choose this, it's too ugly."

Blaise: ...

Peter: ...

"..." Peter hesitated for a moment, although he agreed with Draco's statement in his heart, but since Batman is Tang Yu's close brother and the superhero he has always liked before, he argued with reason: "Batman He's a superhero, he's cool, everyone thinks he's cool—"

Draco rolled his eyes, "Cool makes people lustful? Cool makes people (beep)?"

Peter: ...

It makes sense and cannot be refuted.

Peter decided to ignore Draco and buried himself in typing.

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, I think it's a bit too much for us to discuss this in front of many people here at this time...

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Academy: Hahahahahahaha Peter, your reaction is so cute

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Court: Wow!

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): QAQ

Hermione Granger: I just wanted to say

Hermione Granger: Accidentally touched a little out of curiosity... Anyway, that's how I know it, it's definitely not my interest

Ron Weasley: No one said you were interested

Ron Weasley: Really

Harry Potter: Uh, Ron...

Hermione Granger: I blocked you, Ronald Weasley!

Ron Weasley: ...?

Ron Weasley: Did you really block me?

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Academy: I really blocked you for sending messages, which she can't see in the chat room

Ron Weasley: Women are really inexplicable

Hermione Granger: I can still see

Ron Weasley: !

[Ron Weasley retracts a message. ]

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Court: Click his profile picture in the chat room, and then set it up, and then the messages he sent in the chat room will no longer be visible

Hermione Granger: oh thank you so much Jiedi

Hermione Granger: I'm set

Hermione Granger: I went to read a book

The Great Detective of Snake Court Tang Xiaoyu: Okay, bye

Kuaiyin: I searched and came back, there is also Superman’s hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Quicksilver: Who will be Iron Man?

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Court: Are you Xiu'er?

iron Man:?

Iron Man: Impossible

Batman: Yes :)

Batman: @quicksilver that's a great idea, I'll take note

iron Man:? ? ?

Batman: After a while, someone will design it and make it

Batman: Coming Soon, You're All Waiting

Batman: The Avengers can't escape a single one

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): ...I'm so innocent

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Academy: Huh?

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Court: Bruce, do you mean that mine should be done to you?

Batman: Someone other than you, of course

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Academy: Then I want to order Spider-Man!

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): Ahhhhhhhhh no no no no no

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): Please don't, Jiedi please please please please!

Imagine Tang Yu wearing Spider-Man sexy underwear.

...oh my god.

Peter was left with a spineless nosebleed.

Seeing Peter, who had only a few seconds to change from smirking to nosebleed, Blaise and Dracozic were speechless.

Blaise: ...

Draco: ...

"I think we're going to see this a lot of times in the future," Blaise said.

Draco sneered and said: "He's like a troll, he doesn't look like a Slytherin, look at this smirk, he's no different from a troll, just because of a word from a Jiedi Tang, he can get nosebleeds, what a waste .”

Blaise: "So you imagine Greenglass wearing Slytherin underwear?"

"I don't—"

Draco was furious, but he couldn't help thinking about that image for a moment.

then……

Then Draco stepped into Peter's footsteps, a bright red trickle slowly from his nose.

Blaise: ...

Blaise sighed.

These two people are so innocent, it's true love if a woman likes them.

Maybe women like this one now?

Blaise was lost in thought.

……

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Academy: I have to do the captain's job too!Captain’s must be a hit, everyone definitely wants it

Iron Man: Be Steve's, not Iron Man

Captain America:  …

Captain America: (Hawk) I don’t listen to such reactionary remarks.jpg

Batman: There will be both, and so will Hulk's

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Court:?

Quicksilver:?

Scarlet Witch: ?

Spider-Man (Garfield): Is it so explosive when I just got the news?

iron Man:?

Captain America:  …

Hulk:……

Hulk: (Falcon) It’s okay, just pretend I’m not here.jpg

Black Widow:?

Black Widow: ...then I want one

Hulk: Cortana, please stop

Iron Man: Wow

Black Widow: No way?

Black Widow: I want one for everyone, as a souvenir, can't I?

Black Widow: Super Confident.jpg

Hulk: Okay...

Iron Man: Yes...

Quicksilver: wow

Quicksilver: Doesn't the Hulk become impotent after seeing it?

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Court:? ? ?

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Court: After all, I have to drive

Detective Tang Xiaoyu of the Snake Court: Pietro, wake up!

Kuaiyin: I'm sober, but I'm just guessing what might happen

Hulk:……

Black Widow: ...

Iron Man: A Werewolf

Hermione Granger: Werewolves?

Harry Potter: Werewolves?

Ron Weasley: Why a werewolf, is he a werewolf too?

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Academy: No, he is a wolf

Tang Xiaoyu, the Great Detective of the Snake Academy: (Snape) Dean's Gaze.jpg

Ron Weasley: I still don't get it

Blaise Zabini: Dean's meme!I favorited

Draco Malfoy: The Headmaster's Gaze.jpg

Tang Xiaoyu, Great Detective of the Snake Court: All right, all right, @RON·Weasley In fact, in the language of Huahuajia, removing a few strokes of Werewolf and Wolf Mime means ruthless person

Harry Potter: I see

Hermione Granger: I'm ignorant

Ron Weasley: So it was, I thought it was a werewolf like Professor Lupine

Sirius Black: It's normal, you have to get used to Jiedi's words

Sirius Black: I was just as shocked the first time I heard it

Sirius Black: The Dean's Gaze.jpg

Sirius Black: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Severus Snape: ...

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Academy: I'll make an emoticon for Professor Snape!

Severus Snape: No, Miss Tang.

Detective Tang Xiaoyu of the Snake Academy: (Snape) I heard that someone said I was handsome behind my back? .jpg

Severus Snape: Looks like our Miss Tang really wants to go into detention?

Quicksilver: (Snape) You may need to be locked up to wake up.jpg

[Snake Academy detective Tang Xiaoyu retracted a message. ]

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Academy: Professor Snape?

Severus Snape: Lockdown starts tomorrow

Quicksilver: I'll just say

Tang Xiaoyu, the Great Detective of the Snake Academy: ...

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Court: You screwed me up.jpg

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Academy: I don't want to be locked up by Professor Snape

Harry Potter: Merlin

Ron Weasley: Merlin

Harry Potter: Terrible, Jati

Ron Weasley: Terrible, Jiedi

Hermione Granger: Terrible, Jiedi

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Court: Ah

Tang Xiaoyu, the great detective of the Snake Court: (Thor) who am I and where am I? I miss my brother.jpg

Spider-Man (Dutch Bug): @Severus Snape I'm in detention too!

Ron Weasley: ...

Ron Weasley: Is this the first time I've seen someone in detention? ? ?

After seeing the content of the chat in the chat room, seeing Peter and the others nervous about the news, Blaise and Draco looked at each other and sighed.

Hopeless.

The author has something to say: Peter: Shut up in confinement, and be alone with Jiedi hehehe

Snape: ...a living troll?

[Parallel World · Wizards and Muggles · Fragment ②]

Fred Weasley had a relationship with a Muggle.

Tang Yu sighed: "Why did I agree to date you under your stalking?"

Fred: "Isn't it because you like me?"

Tang Yu, who had been punctured at the time, glared at the smiling Fred angrily, "Fred Weasley!"

"What if you suddenly disappear one day? Just like when you suddenly appeared at my house that day—"

Fred bowed his head and kissed Tang Yu's chattering mouth.

The smile that belonged to Fred Weasley was hanging on the corner of his lips. He opened his eyes and looked at Tang Yu, who was blushing.

"I will find you."

"I promise."