Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

A beautiful glass of bourbon dangled in the glass, and Nick Fury took a sip, put the glass on the coffee table, nestled in the sofa, and polished his shotgun.Lucy looked at the log cabin in front of her, a typical American country cabin structure, and there was a stuffed deer head hanging on Fury's fireplace.

"You don't look too busy."

The movement of Nick's hands paused, and he said ironically, "It's hard for me to be busy anymore, isn't it?"

"Is it quiet here?" Lucy asked. After Nick was fired and left New York, he bought a small house in the countryside. In fact, it was only a few months later. Lucy felt that his old age was obvious.

"I can hear the rats at night," Nick said. "Tell me, what's the matter with you?"

"We're going to get Loki back."

"Are you crazy?"

"No, of course not." Lucy leaned comfortably on the soft cushion, "It's not necessarily true that we want him back, but we have to make a good deal on this to prevent those Asgardians from continuing to run wild in our place. But after all, you sent Loki and the Rubik's Cube back directly behind the back of the World Security Council, and we don't have much advantage in going first."

Nick snorted: "Are you enough, continue to sneer at me about that matter?"

"I went to check the memorandum of the World Security Council. There are video conference records between you and several former World Security Council members. To be honest, I was quite angry after reading it."

Lucy crossed her legs and looked at Nick sharply, just as she had in court.

"You returned the Rubik's Cube to Asgard without permission. The World Security Council has clearly told you that you cannot decide this matter. What do you say? You said that you don't want to bargain with God because of this matter. The World Security Council You also asked why Loki couldn't be tried on Earth, and you said you believed he would be imprisoned." Lucy sneered, "Fury, how dare you?"

Fury began to clean his gun irritably again.

"We have to wipe your ass now and go to Asgard to get justice, and by the way, Loki is doing well in Asgard Prison. The imprisonment you believe in... tsk." Lucy She snatched the bottle of wine from Fury and poured some for herself. She rested the glass and looked at Nick's irritable expression, "You don't even know what the laws of Asgard are like, so you let a brother go to 'imprison' His younger brother, it's impossible if you think about it, okay?"

"Lang, they are gods, don't provoke them. I returned Loki and the Rubik's Cube not just because of the need to cover up the Rubik's Cube. The last time I saw Sol, he said..." Fury said very seriously Warning, he immerses himself in his memory for a moment, "He blamed us for not believing Asgard was the defender of the Nine Realms, and said I used the Cosmic Cube to get Loki and his allies here, which is A signal to all realms that Earth is ready for advanced battle."

Lucy was startled: "What does he mean, is he threatening you?"

Nick fell silent: "Imagine if we keep the Rubik's Cube and we don't return Loki, who will our enemy be in the next game? It's the Asgardians, not one or two, maybe a team, or a group .”

"This is simply a double standard." Lucy said, rolling her eyes. "It doesn't matter that Asgard's technology is thousands of years ahead of ours. Humans have developed technology and become preparing for advanced battles. It sounds like..."

It sounds like when China developed two bombs and one satellite, the United States spread negative news everywhere like a mental patient.

But thinking about it this way, Lucy immediately understood.

"Fury, I think I understand one thing." Lucy's eyes were on fire, "Asgard doesn't dare to touch the earth at all, why didn't I think of it earlier!"

She stood up, twirled, and said like pouring beans: "They warned us not to develop weapons, and he blamed us for not believing them to be defenders...I'm not saying developing WMD is right. But AS Gard's reaction to this incident is very suspicious, isn't it? The earth and Asgard are not in the same world at all. There has been no communication for 1000 years. It is not bad if we are not hostile. We owe each other nothing. Why did they suddenly declare Are you defending the Earth yourself?"

Nick opened his remaining eye wide, and he figured it out too.Nick suddenly realized: "You think they lied to us in the name of protector?" Damn, he has seen all kinds of threats, how could he be fooled by this kind of child's trick, Thor's power in New Mexico is too much Terrible, and he lost the ability to recognize these threats.

"No, they are trying to get us to lean towards them, or to be neutral, but they want us to remain weak and not rise to become another major force in the Nine Realms. If I guess right, the Earth is the Nine Realms. The powder keg in the big world, we are the Balkans in the universe. Whoever sends troops to the earth means who started the war, so it makes sense!" Lucy finally stopped, she looked at Nick, her eyes flickered With a sly look, "I finally understand the value of the earth, and in my opinion, this is a good time to increase the price."

"Maybe I was really wrong." Nick Fury stared blankly at Lucy, and he sighed, "Go to Asgard to prove your idea, please bring me some good news, it is best to tell me Bring Loki back too, I'd love to see that bastard stand trial."

"I will." Lucy smiled brightly, "Our justice will come."

Unlike when Sol was sent to Earth, when Heimdall opened the Rainbow Bridge again, when the rainbow dispersed, a whole team of people fell on the Rainbow Bridge.

Heimdall looked at these visitors from Earth and said in his sonorous voice, "Welcome to Asgard."

Tony faltered and stopped, retching a few times.

"Don't, don't spit!" Lucy screamed, and before the words fell, Tony spit on the Rainbow Bridge.

Tony wiped his mouth: "I'm sorry, I celebrated my coming to Asgard yesterday, so I drank a little too much."

Lucy looked at the beach of filth on the beautiful Rainbow Bridge and let out a disgusting exclamation. A group of soldiers came towards them. Among them was a classically dressed woman. She was wearing a soft gauze, like a literary Queen in Renaissance Tempera.

Sol stepped forward: "Mother." He introduced Steve Rogers to his mother, Frigga.

Steve Rogers stretched out his hand, and Frigga seemed to be reluctant to hold it. She knew the purpose of this group of people. They wanted to take away their beloved little son and sentence him. This made her very sad. She had been trying to persuade Loki to change his ways. She was convinced that he still had a conscience deep in his heart, but these people walked into Asgard swaggeringly. Opportunities around.

Frigga took the guests from Earth to Asgard. When the magnificent city of Asgard broke into the eyes of human beings, Tony almost popped his eyes out. In front of this advanced civilized city, the pride of the earth Peacock-like Tony Stark is now like a hick in town.

Jane Foster is similar. She and Stark are discussing the content of physics and mechanical engineering enthusiastically, which makes Sol a little jealous.Louis Lane cleverly chatted with some attendants to get what she wanted to know.The three samurai, who had been dumped on the earth for more than a month, could finally stand up and walk with their heads up. They proudly introduced this city that made them very proud.

Some people couldn't help but took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures like tourists.Steve touched Lucy, and he held the phone at a 45-degree angle: "Lucy, don't miss this opportunity." Including Pantheon, Lucy and himself in a photo.

"Why do you use an Apple phone!" Tony broke into their camera, "I don't know that Stark's phone has higher pixels and a wide-angle lens?"

He held up his mobile phone high and wanted to take a selfie, but found that he still couldn't add the three of them into the shot.

"Well, Tony...how about you give Steve the phone, he seems to be taller." Lucy suggested in a low voice.

Tony: "...not filming!"

After the group was settled down, Frigga settled the banquet and told all the guests to attend, but they didn't see Odin from the beginning to the end.

"He doesn't want to see us, I guess so." Lucy hugged her legs and leaned on the cushion. Asgard's cushion was made of some kind of material, and it was more comfortable than her lazy sofa.Steve was on the sidelines studying how their sink worked, touching it like it was when he was just waking up from the cryogenic chamber and trying something new.

Steve finally figured out how to use the sink, and turned on the faucet. As a result, his face was splashed with water, and Lucy looked at it and laughed.

Steve reluctantly went to get a towel to wipe off his wet hair: "Do you think the Asgardians deliberately cast magic on the faucet, so that I can also experience the feeling of Sol's first arrival on Earth?"

He took out his suitcase, took out a new shirt and put it on, and asked Lucy to choose a tie that fit the shirt. Lucy chose a dark gray one.Steve said while putting on his tie, "That's fine, I don't want to try to meet you in the first place."

When the American mission group walked into the banquet hall, they felt as if they had traveled through time. They faced countless warriors wearing leather armor and Viking horn hats. The maids and warriors were laughing and having fun. The thin and flexible gauze dress has a golden ring on her head, and she walks gracefully and gracefully.

However, the group of American missions looked in suits and leather shoes, but compared with this group of Asgardians, they looked a little emaciated.They were ushered to their seats, and the fat and thick barbecue on the table made the ladies at a loss as to what to do.

Steve rolled up his sleeves, pulled a chunk out of the ribs, and tossed it to Tony, who yelled, "Hey old man, look, this suit is expensive."

Vostagg came over with a wine glass and sat down on the table: "Warriors of the earth, let's have a drink!"

He put a wine glass that was almost as high as a human face in front of Steve, and the Asgardians and the people on Earth were quiet, as if the atmosphere was a bit tense.

And Steve discerned the expression on Vostagg's face, and after confirming that it was just a kind invitation, he raised his glass: "For the friendship between Earth and Asgard."

He drank the ale in one gulp, threw the glass out, and shouted like an Asgardian, "One more!"

The crowd in Asgard burst into cheers. Good wine and food are always good things. It resolved the temporary hostility. The same "humanoid" appearance made them temporarily forget the barriers of race and rushed to the battlefield of alcohol together.After about two rounds, Tony had already fallen under the table. Jane Foster looked at Sol silly and smiled. Most people on Earth began to forget about etiquette, and even Louise Lane told Asgardians drink "depth charges" in nightclubs on Earth.

"This is a kind of cocktail. Have you ever heard of a cocktail? My God, will you Asgardians enjoy life? Goo~" Louis burped, using exaggerated hand gestures to cooperate with his big tongue, "first in Locke Put the wheat beer in the glass, then put the vodka in the shot glass, put these glasses in a row, put a board in the middle, and then pull it out-boom! Depth charge!"

The people in Asgard were dazzled by what they heard, and they wanted to try it out. A handsome boy from Asgard supported the staggering Louise Lane, and she took the opportunity to touch his chest.

Steve was already drenched. He stepped on the table, his tie was thrown aside, and he was drinking with Fandral. The super soldier hadn't been drunk since World War II. They probably drank some More than 40 cups, every time when the stomach is about to explode, I go to the toilet. Steve vomits once, and then he comes back to continue drinking. Fandral has already started to shake, but Steve’s eyes are getting brighter and brighter, like Stars in the sky.

Fandral finally had a belch, and his eyes rolled down under the table. Steve leaned against the wall and slowed down. He wiped the beer froth from his mouth, looking a little confused. Steve put the wine glass Throwing it on the table, shaking his body, Lucy hurried forward to stabilize him, put his hands around his back, and resisted him.

"Earth Warriors won!" Thor shouted, he raised Steve's hand, and Steve had to react for a long time before laughing stupidly.

"Stop torturing our poor guest, Saul, this is not the way to treat guests." Frigg walked over at some point, and behind her, Ms. Schiffer, wearing a bearskin armor, frowned and kicked the table Fandral below, Fandral hid inside instead, Schiffer helplessly pretended not to see it.She looked curiously at Diana Prince who had been yawning at the corner of the wall. The eyes of the two female warriors met, sparks collided fiercely, and then disappeared in an instant.

Steve kept repeating around Lucy: "Did we win, did I win, can't lose to them..."

Lucy comforted him and directed the others to help each other back to their guest rooms.She pushed Steve onto the cushions. Asgard was a little cold at night. They were warming up by the fire in the house. The evening wind blew in from the outside. Steve groaned softly, and Lucy helped him wipe the sweat off his face. Foaming, he took off his shirt, and the whole shirt exuded a smell of wheat.Lucy didn't drink less, but the super soldier's body made her as resistant to alcohol as Steve, and she didn't drink as much as Steve.

She heard Jane Foster's low cry from the balcony, and Saul was comforting her softly, and Jane began to speak nonsense: "After you left, I thought you would not come back. I cried and went Find a psychiatrist, and put pictures of the two of us together to imagine what our future children will look like. I am so stupid. I am an astrophysicist, and it turns out that the most common thing I do with astronomical telescopes is to find Asgard The trajectory of virtue."

Lucy laughed without sympathy, and soon Jane's crying turned into a lover's babble, Lucy leaned against the window, the scenery here was very beautiful, the scenery of Asgard was unobstructed, and the sky above her head The starry sky seems to be at your fingertips. When Lucy first came here, she heard that when the Asgardians died, they would turn into constellations in the sky. She thought it was really a romantic thing.

The waitress brought the fur that Lucy had asked for before, and she gently covered Steve. Steve seemed to feel very comfortable. He rubbed his face on the fur, and the bouncing fire light lit his sleeping face. Soft and beautiful against the background.Steve put his arm around the leather, the ring on his hand fell off his finger due to the lubrication of the wine, and jumped to the fire with a jingle, and Lucy grabbed the ring quickly.

She looked at the ring up to the firelight, and at that glance she was shocked.

The silver ring has a beautiful light floating, the inner ring is engraved with the oath, and the letter engraved in the center is the same name as Lucy.

Lucy walked to Steve, she remembered the kiss Steve gave her that day, he mistook her for another girl, and that girl happened to have the same name as her, she couldn't help feeling sad for Steve, Every time she appeared by his side and he called her name, it probably felt like he was constantly digging out his saddest memories from the depths of his heart and exposing them to the sun.

But Steve never told any of them, not even Bucky.

Lucy lifted Steve's hand and put the ring on his ring finger again.She held his hand and waited for a while, Steve slowly opened his eyes, the alcohol had slowly receded, Steve gained a lot, and lost a lot—such as pain The right to get drunk.

"I haven't been drunk in a long time," Steve said, his voice a little hoarse. "The moment I thought Bucky died, I found a tavern and drank all their alcohol, but I was drunk. No, there's nothing sadder than that."

"We have to bring at least some wine back to Earth this time, and maybe Bucky needs some too." Lucy thought that her boyfriend was probably still in the rescue somewhere. During her absence, Bucky promised to Detroit's newly-signed Young Avengers underage heroes are brought out so they can at least stand alone.Bringing up children is not an easy task. The values ​​of the children have not yet formed, and some of them are still going through the rebellious period of youth. It is really not an easy task to let them become legitimate superheroes. Probably no one compares Kee needs alcohol more.

Steve laughed a few times, he lifted the fur, went to find a T-shirt and put it on, the tight T-shirt tightened his waist, and his upper body was a perfect inverted triangle.

"You..." The two spoke at the same time, and Steve motioned for Lucy to speak first.

Lucy looked at the ring on his hand: "Your ring fell off just now."

Steve subconsciously twirled the ring.

"I saw your wife's name, does she have the same name as mine?"

"Lucy. That's a very common name. The name comes from the Latin Lux, which means light." Steve chose a comfortable position on the upholstered cushion, where he leaned against the window to let the night breeze blow in. He Looking at the deep blue undulating clouds in the distance, it seems to have entered a certain time tunnel, "Yes, for me, she is the light."

When it comes to his wife, Steve always spares words like gold.

"In those days, people guarded each other, oppressed, oligarchs and tycoons manipulated the fate of the people at the bottom, powerful countries trampled on the territory of other countries, the government divided people into different groups and let one group of people openly murder another group of people, people Unscrupulous evil. Everyone believes that is what the world looks like, and it is right to follow it, only she thinks the world is wrong." Steve looked at Lucy, "She wants to change it, the world is not like that , it should have been better."

"What did she do?"

"A lot of things, some successes, some failures. Sometimes failures have a chance to come back, and sometimes they don't." Steve said that his memory of his wife was broken here, and Lucy understood what he meant, that' Lucy' died, presumably to accomplish something, but ultimately failed.

No, that should be called sacrifice.thought Lucy.

"I wake up with her last will, and I will complete her unfinished business for her." Steve turned his head, he looked at Lucy, and said with his firmest tone, "I want to fix this world."

【small theater】

The dark elves developed weapons of mass destruction and were wiped out by Asgard.

Asgard felt that the earth was safer, so without saying anything, he threw a cosmic cube over the frost giant and Asgard. The agent of the frost giant wanted to engage in a peaceful performance, but was voted out of the game, blowing up the earth.

Earth: Fuck me, I'm living a good fucking life, why should I be beaten up by you!

Earth picked up a knife.

Asgard suddenly realized, eh, isn't this knife made of the Rubik's Cube, so he rushed forward with a hammer in hand: It's an accident to take any knife properly, so give me the knife.

Earth: Here... Here you go (TT) Then I have to ask for some compensation.

Asgard: Oh, I still have matters to deal with in the Nine Realms, so I'm leaving~ The earth has been waiting for a long time, but people and money are empty.