Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

Based on Lu Qi's impression of the world of superheroes, the Aegis aircraft carrier explodes every Monday, the mutants revolutionize every Tuesday, New York experiences a catastrophe every Wednesday, aliens come to control the earth every Thursday, and superheroes come to control the earth every Friday. The villains will try their best to conquer humans or rob banks. Finally, on Saturdays and Sundays, don't think that you can enjoy a leisurely vacation. Who knows what anti-human experiments the government or some idiots are conducting, and they will always make some troubles in the end.

And she lives in this world, trembling, at a loss, and poor.

In order to make sure that she has indeed crossed into the world of superheroes, she checked the information about all the superheroes in her impression. There is neither Marvel nor DC, but there is an entry for Iron Man. The entry shows that he is Stuart. Owner of Tucker Industries, Playboy millionaire... There is also a reddit thread discussing which cover girl he slept with.Lucy later searches for Superman again, blank.However, if you enter Batman, you will find many terrifying legends about the Dark Knight. If you enter X-Men, there will be news that Magneto and Professor X have jointly opened Xavier Academy for Young Geniuses.

This is interesting, this is a world without Superman but with Batman, a world where Iron Man is still a playboy but Magneto and Professor X are openly messing with each other.

When Lucy came home from work, looking at her empty wardrobe, Lucy began to worry about what to wear to the Iron Man party.

The next day, she knocked on the front desk hesitantly, and Lisa turned to Lucy while she was applying mascara.

"Do you have a dress for the prom?"

Lisa looked up and down at Lucy arrogantly: "Of course, but without your size, my waist is relatively thin and my legs are very long."

Lucy wanted to splash water on her head.At this moment, the phone vibrated suddenly. It was a text message from Jimmy, telling her that she didn't get the latte she asked for.Lucy was in a bad mood. She looked at Lisa who was elegantly painting the other eyelashes from the corner of her eyes, and suddenly thought of a way, so she deliberately said loudly: "Damn it, Jimmy dared to let my pigeons go!" , this is Stark's party."

Lucy just turned around, and put a hand on her shoulder. When she turned her head, Lisa showed a flattering smile on her shoulder.

"Lucy, what did you just say... Stark? Is it the Stark I thought?"

Lucy rolled her eyes: "Who else, Tony Stark, he invited all the directors of the insurance company's superhero compensation department, probably to thank the insurance company for their efforts in the aftermath. Old Bob, but he's already, whoosh—" Lucy made a jumping gesture with two fingers, "so it was me."

"But you invited Jimmy?"

"Because there are two places, I need a male companion."

"Dear Lucy, I think it's okay to have a female companion, right?" Lisa said softly, like an old witch urging Snow White to eat a poisoned apple. Seeing Lucy frowning, she immediately said, "Listen , my cousin works for a fashion company and they have an internal wardrobe, I think we should be able to loan out two outfits. But would you like to take me to Mr. A good insurance company investigator?"

"Aha." Lucy raised her eyebrows high.

The in-house closet of a fashion company has a more formal name - the dress department.

The employees here have low salaries, but they are all dressed in big-name brands, and they are well-matched and tasteful. This is due to their internal wardrobes. All big-name brands will send their latest clothes every season, and many of them are worn. Internal employees take it away. Although there are regulations on borrowing and returning, some of them do not need to be returned at all, because there will be a steady stream of clothes to fill in.

Lucy chose a red and black hakama, which can cover up her unattractive leg shape and look capable, while Lisa chose a very hot backless outfit with a luxurious handbag.Lucy looked at herself in the mirror whose temperament had changed because of her clothes, and sighed that clothes really depend on people.

"Lucy, how do I look?" Lisa gave Lucy a wink.

Lucy said: "Lisa, Stark probably slept with more than 100 cover girls, are you sure you want to be one of his many one-night stands? He may not even remember your face."

"And I can say that I slept with Tony Stark." Lisa showed a frivolous smile, "Honey, that's Iron Man. If given the chance, someone would spend all his money and fly over to sleep with him. joke."

Lucy actually accepted the statement with joy.

The party was held at Stark Industries, which is now the headquarters of the Avengers. As soon as Lucy and Lisa entered the venue, they were almost overwhelmed by the deafening music. Lisa, the PartyQueen, obviously found her own stage. It only takes a few words and a few gossips to mingle with the fashionable girls at the party. Obviously, Lisa has forgotten Lucy as a companion, so Lucy watched herself being squeezed farther and farther by the crowd until she reached the corner of the bar inside.

After receiving a glass of orange juice from the bartender, Lucy leaned aside and started to do nothing. If it was old Bob, Lucy swore that within three minutes he would be able to enter the circle of beer men and talk freely.That wasn't Lucy's forte, and she wasn't interested in bragging about how much money she was getting from clients.

She quickly noticed that she didn't want to be with a man leaning on the bar. He had hazel hair, neither long nor short, and a young face, but he had a sense of vicissitudes that did not match his age. Although he was standing at the bar in a comfortable posture Beside him, but Lucy found that his body under the ironed suit never relaxed for a moment, like a cheetah ready to go.He was a man so out of place in this noisy world, and he wore a pair of leather gloves.

Ha, no, he even wore leather gloves.

Lucy thought amusedly in her heart, this man is like a young Sicilian gangster godfather, mysterious, gloomy, but life and death.

The young man obviously noticed Lucy's gaze, and politely turned his head to meet Lucy's eyes, making her feel that it was really impolite not to say hello.

"Hi. I saw you standing here for a long time," said Lucy.

"You too."

"It seems that both of us are not used to too lively places."

"You suggest that we should go to a quieter place..." The young man showed a surprised expression.

"No, no, I didn't imply that, I just..."

"I'm joking." The man interrupted her, he smiled, showing his neat and white teeth, "adjust the atmosphere, I don't want to embarrass you... It seems that I didn't do it very well either."

Seeing the self-deprecating expression on the man's face, Lucy relaxed. This man was such a charming gentleman that Lucy couldn't take her eyes off him.

"Why don't you go dancing?" Lucy asked, "Just wave your hands, move your hips, have a little disco, and you'll be the prom prince."

"I usually don't call such an occasion a dance." The man said, and he put down his glass. "In my impression, a dance should be more formal."

"The kind with suits and leather shoes, high-heeled dresses, a classical band, and a crystal chandelier on top of your head?"

The young man mulls over the scenario: "Maybe I'll swap the classical music for the jump blues."

"Oh, it's really an old-fashioned American romance." Lucy praised half-truthfully.

"The old-fashioned ones are the classics." The man pointed out clearly.

Lucy grinned and held out her hand: "Lucy Lang, a boring girl who doesn't like pop music very much, but knows little about jazz."

The man held Lucy's hand with gloves on, which was not in the etiquette, but Lucy guessed that maybe he had some cleanliness, or maybe it was to cover up the hand injury: "Ba..."

All of a sudden, the fireworks went off, causing a crowd of exclamations, and the man's voice was buried in the screams.The sparkling golden fireworks spun and ejected harmless sparks, the melody of AC/DC sounded in the arena, Lucy heard a whistling sound, and the red and yellow figures in the sky landed on the main stage.

The man next to him frowned, and the corners of his mouth were tense, like a parent who just saw his brat kid making trouble.

Iron Man landed in the center of the stage, and the mechanical arm spinning around took off his armor, and Tony Stark walked out of the 1.9-meter armor.

Not as short as imagined, a drop of sweat fell on Lucy's forehead, but still as flamboyant as imagined.Tony Stark had an O-shaped beard, showed a triumphant smile, put up a V gesture, flashing lights kept flashing around, Tony Stark picked up the microphone, and shouted to the audience: "Who am I? "

Countless spectators screamed and uttered the most famous line of Tony Stark: "I am Iron Man!"

Stark looked contented as he walked off the stage and was immediately swallowed up by the crowd.Lisa rushed over from a distance, took off the earrings, handbag, and high-heeled shoes and threw them to Lucy: "Honey, help me look at these, I'm going to rush to Tony Stark as fast as possible, Then I fainted in his arms." After saying these words, Lisa disappeared like the wind again.

Lucy was dumbfounded, and stammered to the man beside her, "I'm sorry. My colleague is a little bit to Iron Man..." Lucy racked her brains to search for words in her mind to describe Lisa's behavior in an appropriate way, "fanaticism."

The corner of the man's mouth bent down three degrees, as if he disdained this kind of behavior.Lucy wanted to explain something more, but suddenly she was attracted by a puffy man at the door.

She saw a dead man.

"Bob?" Lucy exclaimed his name, suddenly her heart sank, and the hairs all over her body stood on end. She was terrified, but her body reacted one step ahead of her brain, and she threw everything on her body. Throwing it in the hand of the man next to him, he walked towards Bob.But Bob disappeared in the crowd in an instant.

Lucy covered her forehead and pinched her thigh.Although she didn't see Bob die, there were almost 20 witnesses when he jumped from the office, and Lisa told her...

Yes Lisa!She wanted Lisa to confirm that what happened two days ago was not her imagination.Lucy hurriedly looked for Lisa, and ran towards the densest crowd.As she parted the dense crowd, she wondered: If Bob died, why did she see him, where was he, why was he here, he was on antidepressants, his son died, his ex-wife died because Battle of New York...

A deduction with only a one-in-[-] possibility rose in Lucy's mind, and it lingered no matter what.She finally squeezed into the center of the crowd, and she saw Lisa fall into Tony Stark's arms in an extremely twisted posture, unconscious.

"Mr. Stark." Lucy took Lisa from Tony Stark, "This place is dangerous now, please leave here."

"Wait!" Lisa suddenly came back to life. While grabbing Stark's coat, she gritted her teeth and whispered to Lucy, "I'm also in danger now, get out of here for me."

Lucy grabbed Lisa by the collar and shouted, "Did you see old Bob commit suicide?"

Lisa rolled her eyes impatiently: "Of course, he came from the 22nd floor...Oh my God!" Lisa stared closely behind Lucy, her eyes were about to pop out of their sockets, and then her eyes suddenly lost focus and fainted past.

Lucy turned her head slowly, and she saw Bob's face, intact, exactly the same, as if he had never experienced a free fall, the bones were intact, but except... that face was covered with blood vessels, which could hardly be called It is a human face.

"Tony Stark!" Bob roared like a beast.

"Hey—Bob, I'm Lucy, do you remember me?" Lucy put Lisa down and said tremblingly, while she lowered her voice, "Mr. Stark, if I were you I would be ready now armor."

"Give me some time, I need to evacuate the crowd." Stark fiddled with the high-tech gadgets on his body, the rain sprinkler on the ceiling turned on, and people fled in panic.

"Bob" didn't seem to hear Lucy's call, and walked forward blindly. A reporter seemed very interested in him, rushed to him and turned on a flash to take a "hard photo". Lucy wanted him to realize how "hard" the photo was when Bob hit the glass ceiling.Huge chunks of glass fell from the ceiling, and Lucy had only time to drag Lisa behind a sofa.

Stark obviously knew that this inhuman thing was coming towards him. In order to avoid affecting innocent people, he could only dodge the attack without armor.

"Bob, what the hell have you become?" Lucy murmured, and as soon as the words fell, Stark flew past her eyes and hit a wall, crawling over while humming in pain.

"Where's your lobster armor?"

"Miss, it will take time for the $2000 million MK8 to fly over. And, how dare you call it lobster armor?"

"At this critical moment, can't you summon your fellow Avengers, Black Widow, Hawkeye...

"In Serbia."

"Thor..."

"Take Loki back to God's Domain."

"Hulk."

"you sure?"

"Ant-Man!"

"Who the hell is Ant-Man!"

Oh yes, Ant-Man hasn't appeared yet.

The last one, a mortal body, an extraordinary person.

"Where's Captain America?" Lucy yelled.

With a roar, "Bob" raised the sofa with one hand, exposing the three of them to the attack range.Bob roared, and punched Stark's proud face.

"When——" a vibrato sound of fists colliding with metal went on, almost shaking Lucy's ears numb.

The brown-haired man raised his head from behind the star shield, looked at the disbelieving Lucy and the obviously relieved Stark, stood up slowly, threw off the glove, revealing his pure metal left hand, Lucy Can hear the sound of the metal buckle in action.

"Stark, what do you have left without the armor?" the man asked.

"Noble brain, billionaire net worth, playboy appearance, and a little sense of humor." Stark volleyed to catch the hand cannon that flew over, and the man cooperated to switch to Stark's back, Stark alone The blaster sent "Bob" flying.

Lucy was still sitting on the ground guarding the unconscious Lisa. The brown-haired man stretched out a hand towards her. Lucy asked in a daze, "Are you Captain America?"

"Please call me Bucky Barnes," Captain America said.

The world collapsed.