Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

After the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents withdrew, Lucy discovered a very important problem.

Bugatti Veyron has it! ! ! !There is no luxury car for free shuttle to and from get off work! ! ! !

Lucy was tossed by Holmes until the middle of the night, and she fell asleep exhausted. She woke up naturally the next day and found that she hadn't taken off her clothes. She got up quickly, washed up briefly, and hurried to catch the subway.It's not that she really wants to go to work, but that the claim list is backlogged on her desk. If she ignores it, it means that some lives that should be saved will lose the chance of treatment because the claim is 1 minute late.

Since Bob's death, Lucy has a special sense of mission, and she can't allow herself to repeat Bob's tragedy.

Lucy hurried to the company and handed over the work to her colleagues. She looked at the towering Stark Tower in the center of the city from the window, and couldn't bear the thought that she would soon move to work in the building and her future was uncertain. Stop sighing.

At this time Lisa suddenly called: "Lucy, tell me seriously, you won't trade your soul with the devil, will you?"

"What the hell?" Lucy frowned.

Lisa's slender fingers were wrapped around the phone wire, and she secretly glanced at the handsome guy in front of her from the corner of her eyes from time to time: "You have been a little too lucky recently, tell me which devil you exchanged souls with, and tell me the method, I am willing Go to hell for this." She coughed softly, "Come back to business, there is a Mr. Holmes waiting for you at the front desk."

Lucy rubbed her forehead with a headache.

"You can't just come to the company and ask me to go out with you." Lucy carried Sherlock into the reception room, "I still have to work."

"Then when are we going to investigate? Time waits for no one, Lucy." Holmes was very dissatisfied. He still couldn't imagine that he sent Lucy to wait for him on the Lexington subway in the morning, but the other party didn't Respond, and I waited stupidly for 3 minutes of unbearable history.

"After 04:30 in the afternoon? If you don't work overtime." Lucy raised her watch, "You can check it yourself, anyway, I'm just your chef."

"No, I want you." Holmes looked at Lucy very firmly.

Lisa came in with a glass of water, just heard this sentence, immediately shouted "you go on" and backed out.

Lucy couldn't explain it even if she had eight mouths.She sighed helplessly, simply left Holmes alone, and went back to her desk to continue reading the list.

After a while, a head appeared on the desk, and Holmes observed her in all kinds of unimaginable ways, until she put down the papers uncomfortably, and asked him impatiently, "Have you seen enough?"

"I suddenly found that you didn't make any small movements when you were concentrating, but when you were talking to me, you would unconsciously break your hair or touch your forehead. When you face me, it is naturally impossible to be nervous. We even I'm not very familiar yet, so the only possibility is, I attract you, am I sexually attractive to you?" As soon as Holmes finished speaking, Lucy nervously picked up a banana and stuffed it into Holmes' mouth.

People around turned around one after another, looking at the two with gossip and curiosity.Holmes spat out the banana, peeled the banana in his hand and leaned leisurely on Lucy's desk: "From the perspective of our relationship, your hint is a bit too strong."

"Sherlock, please, don't waste your time with me. I won't leave until I finish these things." Lucy resisted the urge to knock him down on the ground and beat him violently, and warned him sternly.

Holmes waited for a while, and finally realized that this woman was so invulnerable that no matter what he threatened and provoked, he stretched out his hand lazily: "Can I help?" Then he drew away before Lucy could answer. After picking up Lucy's documents, his eyes quickly scanned them line by line, and soon he divided the documents into three piles.

"I've already checked for you. The pile on the left can be claimed, and there are still doubts in the middle, which need to be investigated further. I suggest that the pile on the right be blacklisted immediately and sue the insurer for insurance fraud." Holmes put his hands behind his back, although He looked dismissive, but the lightly raised heels seemed to reveal his faint expectation.

Lucy briefly flipped through the documents that Holmes had sorted out: "Usually what would Miss Watson say at this time?"

"Perfect, astonishing, genius, and countless other words of praise, but I won't force you to say them," said Holmes.

"Very good, because I don't intend to spoil you like her." Lucy took out a document from the blacklist suggested by Holmes, "Why?"

"This man claimed that he was in a restaurant in Queens at ten o'clock in the morning on the day of the battle in New York. He even had parking slips and consumption records as evidence. A battleship in the shape of a warship smashed through the back kitchen and caused an explosion, causing him to break a piece of clothing now. Arm, restaurateur attests to him. The most recent photo you took of him, the shoes on his feet are limited edition, maybe even numbered, and the release date happens to be 09:30am on the day of the big fight in New York. No one will go Queuing up to buy limited-edition shoes and giving gifts to others, so he probably bought them for himself, and if he wants to buy these shoes, it means he may have queued at night."

Holmes typed a few lines on the mobile phone, found a news photo and handed it to Lucy. It showed a long line outside the shoe store. Holmes zoomed in, and Lucy easily found the figure of the insurer.

"This store was forced to close after selling less than a hundred pairs of shoes, and it is still being rebuilt. The reason why he wears them is to show off that he bought out-of-print limited editions. So counting his purchases The time and distance to the shoes, there is no way he would show up in the restaurant at ten o'clock. I can't believe you guys missed such important information."

Lucy took a closer look at the content and photos on the document, and finally couldn't help admiring: "What a genius."

"Hmm." Holmes looked faintly proud, "So when shall we leave?"

"Even if I finish all this, if I leave now, my wages will be deducted."

Holmes realized that the woman in front of him seemed to be playing tricks on him intentionally. He pursed his lips and pointed a finger at Lucy: "Wait for me." After speaking, he turned and left in a big stride.

Lucy stretched her long neck and watched Holmes disappear into the elevator. Then she sat down and giggled. It was hard to imagine that this man who flaunted his reasoning ability everywhere and waited for others to praise him was really Sherlock Holmes.

Soon she couldn't laugh anymore, because Holmes came back half an hour later and slapped a check in front of her face: "Lucy Lang, congratulations, you are now free."

As soon as Coulson answered the phone, he had to pull the receiver half a meter away from him. If Lucy's anger could materialize, half of S.H.I.E.L.D. should have been blown away.

Coulson listened to Lucy's venting: "He resigned for you, how did you do it?"

Turning back the time to two hours ago, Lucy looked at Holmes and blinked: "Can you repeat that?"

"From now on, you are a free American citizen without any debts or contracts. I have already completed all the resignation procedures for you." Holmes took out a stack of documents and pointed to the lower right corner. "Here are the documents you need to sign. As for the reason for resignation, your boss cannot explain it to you due to special reasons. As compensation, I will help you get a compensation of 20 US dollars."

Things developed like a tornado, and Lucy couldn't react at all.

Then Holmes took out the check and flicked it: "In order to prevent you from worrying about your future, I also called Tony Stark myself, conveyed my greetings, and asked you for a large amount of cash." Compensation, without going through any procedures, pay now."

Lucy was a little dizzy looking at the string of zeros above.

But that doesn't explain why she was kicked out of the company!

Although she once thought about leaving the company, the scene she imagined was completely opposite to what she is now.At least it should be walking on fifteen-centimeter high heels, wearing heavy eye makeup, and wearing a small leather skirt, taking out a hundred thousand dollars from his pocket and throwing it on the faces of the bosses, and then shouting like a rainbow One voice: "You vampires are all fired by me!"

Well, the above kind of imagination kills Matt a bit, but it makes sense.

Anyway, it's not like it is now, without even seeing the boss, putting everything in a cardboard box and leaving sadly.

Although there is a compensation of 20 yuan there, it is really not a sad thing.But Holmes deprived her of the joy of firing the boss, which must not be tolerated!

Lucy immediately called the senior management to explain that everything that happened just now was a prank, and the other party was almost the same as the one who threatened her to work in the Avengers Building a few days ago. Begging her to leave the company immediately, although the wording was tactful, what Lucy heard was: please let us live!

In this way, within two hours, Lucy was packed and invited out of the company with a cardboard box. Looking at the endless traffic, Holmes took a deep breath: "Ah, New York, I love New York, it is so efficient amazing."

Lucy finally couldn't hold back and put the carton on Holmes' head.

After Coulson heard the cause and effect, his stomach ached from laughing, and it took him a long time to hold his breath to keep himself from laughing too loudly.

"I guess Holmes has some clues about the Orion Company, forcing them to fire you." Coulson analyzed, "But what it is, you can only dig it out of his mouth."

But Holmes planned to keep his mouth shut, he silently took off the cardboard box on his head: "If you want to know how I forced them to fire you, you must accompany me to complete the investigation of this case." He wrapped his coat tightly and exhaled Tone, "Come on, Lang, let's go buy a car."

"What?" Lucy found that she couldn't keep up with Holmes' train of thought at all. He was like a drunkard rampaging on the main road. You couldn't predict where he would hit next time. "Shouldn't we investigate the case?" ?”

"Do you want to take the subway to investigate the case?" Holmes kept bowing his head to Google, and found the nearest car shop. "You have a driver's license, right?"

"Then why didn't you drive the car?" Lucy said angrily.

Holmes thought for a while, then said awkwardly: "No, I will never do such a boring thing. Driving is not conducive to my thinking. I should spend my time on more valuable cases."

"..."

Lucy had strangled Holmes ten times today, if murder was not a crime.

When Lucy drives her brand new sports car on the road, she has to admit that her mood is more than a little bit better. From worrying about the high apartment rent in New York every day to buying a sports car with a lot of money, she has indeed realized her life. In a big reversal, Iron Man's compensation and the company's compensation are enough for her to eat, drink and have fun in two years without worrying about whether she will end up on the street tomorrow.Thinking of this, she couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, tuned a radio station, played her favorite song, and hummed softly.

Before she could finish humming, Holmes suddenly pointed to an old residential building and said, "Stop." He squinted his eyes and looked at the building in front of him, as if observing whether there was anyone inside.

Lucy found a parking space between the two cars, parked carefully and asked, "Where is this, who are we looking for?"

"Spider-Man," said Holmes.

"Bang!" With a loud noise, the brand-new sports car and the car behind made a face-to-face salute, and a crater was hit.