Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

A set of heavy MK19 tigers pushed open the door of the bar, and under the surprised eyes of bar guests, it went straight to the front of the bar.

Kneel on the ground with a plop.

"Lucy, please forgive me!"

Lucy sipped her Rhine wine, but turned a deaf ear to it. The bartender had already attracted the attention of Iron Man's armor, and took the opportunity to pour Lucy the wine, and tried his best to look at it curiously.

Tony's voice came from Iron Man's armor: "Don't look, little boy, pour me a glass of whiskey."

Lucy clenched her fist: "Leave me alone, which syllable do you not understand?"

MK19 clasped his hands together: "I've already asked for that, anyway, so many people are watching, and they even started taking pictures—"

MK19 sent out a jamming signal, and everyone's mobile phones were turned off in unison.People screamed and shook their mobile phones, not knowing what happened, MK19 stood up and signaled to the people around: "Everyone, I have something to talk to this lady, please leave quickly, your mobile phones will be dead within half an hour." Unable to restart."

People started complaining.

Lucy hooked her finger at the bartender, and pointed to a high wooden chair next to her: "How much is this chair for you?"

The bartender touched his chin and recalled: "This? It's very cheap, you can buy it at IKEA."

Lucy held the back of the chair and walked towards Tony: "This is the best."

Tony is still explaining to the people around: "It's okay, you will get a coupon for Stark's mobile phone, guess how much it is, 50% off, and it's the latest model, listen to me, don't use the iPhone again It's a piece of crap like moving bricks—”

A heavy blow interrupted Tony's words, MK19 was knocked to the ground by a huge force, and the beautiful and practical wooden chair in Lucy's hand was only a broken stubble.

"Wait, wait." Iron Man shook his hand violently, "Everything is easy to discuss."

Lucy tore off the last good wooden chair leg and threw it at Iron Man's armor like a crazy murderer, shouting a word with each blow: "I said, leave me, alone, alone. !"

MK19 was not damaged in the slightest, but the splinters of sawdust showed that serious violence had occurred on it.All the guests in the bar were silent.

Lucy straightened up, took a breath, her broken hair fluttered, and stuck to her cheek again.She looked around, wondering who screamed first, and then the bar guests ran out the door almost stomping on each other as if they were fleeing the scene of an atomic bomb explosion.

Lucy was really the only one left in the whole bar—and the trembling bartender hiding under the counter—and MK19, who seemed to be dying and motionless on the ground.

Lucy pointed at the mask of MK19 with the wooden leg: "Open it."

Tony's voice came out: "Can you not slap your face?"

Lucy raised her eyebrows, MK19's mask popped open, and there was nothing inside, Lucy sneered: "I knew you wouldn't dare to come in by yourself."

On the street, passers-by are paying attention to Stark. There is a strange high-tech device tied to his head, which looks like some kind of VR experience machine. Many people really stepped forward to ask if it was Stark. By the way, we are going to take a group photo with our new products.

Tony grumbled and complained: "VR experience machine? This is too insulting to me. This is a multi-touch remote intelligent Iron Man armor concentrated controller."

As soon as the door opened, Lucy threw the MK19 helmet out of it, and the helmet bounced and landed at Tony and Bucky's feet.

The two looked at each other.

"Come here in that Hulk suit."

"I'm going to put on that Hulk suit over here."

Bucky and Tony said in unison.

Five minutes later, Tony walked slowly towards the door of the bar wearing the anti-Hulk armor. This time, the apology must be successful, no matter what difficulties stand in the way...

"Ah oh." The signboard of the bar knocked against the head of the anti-Hulk armor, "Why is the fucking door frame so narrow?"

Tony measured his body repeatedly, and the fat body of the anti-Hulk armor couldn't fit into the small door frame anyway, and finally Tony gave up entering the bar, and Bucky behind him rolled his eyes until almost only the whites remained.

"I have a solution." Bucky walked to Tony, "What color vest are you wearing today?"

"White."

"Fine, I want you to undress."

"what?"

The wooden door moved slightly, definitely not because of the wind, because Lucy saw a small wooden stick poking a white vest outside, shaking towards her.

Lucy: "..."

It seems that Bucky and Tony have gradually understood Lucy's softness, she is strong and proud, these are a little bit, but relatively, she wants to save face, she likes lively scenes, but she must be decent, and in everyone In her face, what she values ​​most is their face.Take Bucky as an example, if he really went to A Sapo Rolling to be on the show, Lucy would definitely arrive at the scene within 3 minutes, threatened, lured, even jumped on the table and yelled, and tried every means to directly book the night At the same time, it can run the entire New York newspaper in one day, suppressing his negative news.

The farce was compelling enough tonight that Lucy finally relented and let the two in.

"No need to apologize, I just need to vent." Before Tony could speak, Lucy said succinctly, she hoped to turn over this article quickly, and never mention it again in peace.

"Did the Extremis virus not attack just now?" Bucky asked with some concern.

Lucy raised her arm, there was only the last bar left on the bracelet, and it urgently needed to be filled with medicine, which explained why Lucy didn't rush out to fight them, but let them go easily.

Lucy touched her wrist: "I really don't want to give myself a sedative every time I'm angry, it's not very pleasant. Now I'm actually flying all the little angels in front of me, and I feel dizzy like drinking If I spit on anyone, you know one thing - I will not apologize."

Bucky and Tony chuckled in understanding.

"Biological analysis will take some time. After all, we don't want the antidote to cause any problems on you." Tony leaned on the bar and pointed to a wine on the wine shelf. The bartender avoided them from a distance. Pushed the glass over from the other side of the bar.

Tony raised his glass and took a sip, pretending not to care: "Don't mind too much, if you are worried that it will hurt my feelings, you don't have to. In fact, I am quite relieved, after all, you didn't say you treat me like a father like."

Lucy thought: 'Cause I already have a Luther daddy, and I'm a jerk.

Lucy couldn't help but imagine Luthor's reaction when Little Pepper announced the restart of Stark's military industrial line. She really wanted to see if his face, which always wore a mocking smile, would distort due to anger, and had to say Quite worth the wait.

Thinking of this, the corners of Lucy's lips twitched slightly, and Tony saw it, thinking it was a sign of reconciliation, so he hurriedly added.

"It's good to be an older brother. When I was young, my parents didn't have much time to accompany me. I imagined that if I had a younger sister, I could teach her mathematics, physics, biotechnology, and we would study explosives and ion replacement together. Device... I also thought about designing an electrified underpants, if those bastards dare to touch her casually, they will be electrified until their hair roots are burnt hahahahaha..."

Tony's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally Bucky and Lucy stopped their endless imagination when they looked at the monster, immersed in alcohol and stopped talking at all.

Lucy moved her butt uneasily: "This, really, is very interesting."

Bucky came up with another idea: "No, no, you can use your name as a brand like Calvin Klein, and develop fashion and underwear, so that every time your imaginary sister has sex with her man, the clothes will be all the same." Your name is the first thing I see when I'm stripped naked, I swear, that's more psychologically disturbing than electrified underwear."

Lucy spat out the wine, and Tony's facial features looked completely out of place.

Bucky managed to laugh out loud as a joke, patting Lucy on the back while laughing at Tony's terrified look.The three of them fought together again without any grievances like every day before.While the three of them chatted, the bartender cleaned up the mess on the ground with a wink, and reopened for business.The guests filled the bar again, and the small space was full of bustle again.

"Let's talk about Will McAvoy." Bucky became serious, "Lucy, you understand what I think, I think who speaks through this reflects the Titans' own positioning, we don't need to be free You don’t need to worry about the ratings, you don’t need to worry about the ratings. With Tony, he is simply a mobile news machine. We will maintain a high degree of attention in the future. You don’t need to worry about this. But the only thing we need The concern is where exactly do we stand.”

Lucy felt a bit of a headache. For Will McAvoy, Bucky has a special obsession. If one day McAvoy wants to enter politics, maybe Bucky will overcome all opposition for him Or, push him for president.

"You're right, Bucky, positions matter. Will McAvoy is indeed a centrist," Lucy said, "but his language is so intense, too sharp, so unmoderate, it's easy for him to Clearly expressing his point of view, but at the same time not pleasing to both sides, instead putting himself in a situation of siege from all sides. Just like Tony!"

"Huh? What did I do wrong again?" Tony, who was accidentally shot in the knee with an arrow, suddenly woke up.

The two ignored him and continued to discuss the possibility of cooperation. Bucky thought about it: "We can try to make suggestions to him. Neutrality is not against everything. I absolutely agree with this, but people pay attention to John McAvoy. Hey, because he represents the sharpest question, people want to listen to him, that's good, he asks the question, I follow. Believe me, I can handle this, I was frozen for 50 years, but not degenerated into Retarded."

Lucy shook her head. As long as Captain America decides on one thing, he will definitely do it, no matter whether it is Steve or Bucky.

Finally she asked a question: "Why on earth do you like Will McAvoy so much? Do you have any unclean thoughts about him?"

"..."

Tony moved his butt quietly, and moved to a position two stools away from Bucky, who pulled him back.

"He just said what I've always wanted to say, America is no longer the greatest country in the world, the country we've always been proud of is disappearing bit by bit and people don't know it yet. Believe me, I used to be really proud that I was born here. When I went to the battlefields in Europe, I told every British soldier that I was from the United States. Although my country did not get involved in the war, it stood for justice. There are countless in my life. The first time I was proud of it, when I read the Declaration of Independence, I felt the wisdom of those great people shine before my eyes. But one day, they all faded and disappeared. We laughed and covered the light with our own hands Get up, no one cares about this."

Bucky sighs.

"Isn't this the saddest thing in this era? But Will McAvoy, he made me see the light again. I know that in this world, someone cares about it."

Lucy seemed deeply moved by what he said, and Tony even fell silent for a moment.

"Moved by me?" Bucky looked at Tony.

Tony was jolted awake: "No, I'm surprised you've even read the Declaration of Independence."

"..."

If it weren't for the fact that there were too many people in this tavern, Bucky wanted to beat Tony out again.

Lucy pondered for a long time, and tapped her index finger on the table twice.

"Let's go on Will McAvoy's show, give me three days, and I'll get him for you."

Bucky breathed a sigh of relief, although it was not difficult for him to ask Lucy to help him complete this matter, but he was relieved to really convince her, but he also asked the question in his heart: "Lucy, I also want to ask you a question, why do you place so much emphasis on ratings?"

Lucy took a deep breath and raised her glass, not waiting for the clink of glasses from the other two, but declaring to the unknown future with respect and adventure: "Gentlemen, I want to help you grasp the fourth power in this world. "

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