Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

It was almost late at night, Peter Parker rubbed his eyes, looked at the address on the delivery note, and double-checked that the address was indeed the Titan headquarters, so he took the pizza box piled up as high as a hill and rushed to destination.But unfortunately, he met two robbers on the way, and a dealer who sold drugs to a girl his age, so he had to deal with those bad guys in the middle.

Holding on to those pizza boxes as he pedals, he hopes he can make it on time, or if his boss fires him again, he'll have to find another job delivering food and buy what he needs for the spider uniform Kevlar fiber is extremely expensive. Kevlar fiber is indeed very strong. A uniform can be worn for a long time. After all, it is fireproof, cutproof and bulletproof. But occasionally you meet a powerful villain. A single armor-piercing round can blow you to pieces.

I don't know why, but Peter always feels that the villains in New York are stubborn and creative. The weapons in their hands are always refurbished. Even last time, a guy was holding a kind that seemed to be only a small bottle. The thing that turned into a black mist, the black mist came alive as soon as it touched the air, and turned into densely packed reptiles, gnawing at his Kevlar uniform, so the money he made from WWE last time was completely gone, he He had to simply use some waste fabric from Aunt May's women's clothing mixed with the remaining Kevlar fiber, and make a temporary collage into a uniform. He did this for a long time, until Daredevil went to investigate with him once, They were flying over New York, and Daredevil suddenly landed on a roof and "stared" at him with an indescribable expression.

"Peter, today's task can be done by myself."

"Please, let me help!" Peter begged.

Daredevil sighed, "But your crotch is split."

Peter let out a cry and covered his bottom. His white panties had already come out of his uniform. No wonder he just felt a little chilly. He ran away as fast as a little girl and hadn't contacted Daredevil for a whole month. Xia.

In addition to uniforms, spider web launchers also require money. Since the money in his small coffers has dropped to three digits, he has often faced the daily quota of spider web launchers running out, and two blocks Then there's the situation where someone's in danger, so he's just walking to the rescue in a tattered collage version of his uniform.

Peter Parker almost used every minute of his life to interpret the feeling of "a penny beats a hero".

Finally Peter saw the Titan headquarters still brightly lit in the night. The door of the tall and quaint villa was open, and Peter stumbled in with the pile of pizza that was about to overwhelm him.

"Oh my God, you're almost five and ten minutes late, and we have more than 10 people waiting for you." Lucy's voice came from the front of the pizza box, and she didn't even see Peter's face, "The pizza is not cold, is it?" , Do you still remember what the takeaway slogan of your store says? If you are late for 100 minutes, you will be free!"

"No, please give me some money, I can give you a [-]% discount, internal employee discount, really can't be more." Peter was about to cry.

Lucy froze for a moment, she thought she was hallucinating, when her colleagues moved the pizza box from the hands of the delivery man, Peter's face was exposed from behind, Lucy's heart raced through ten thousand alpacas, she When no one was around, he carried him to the office like a primary school student: "Peter? It's already eleven o'clock in the evening, shouldn't you be under the covers at this time?"

"No, I'm working the night shift," said Peter. "Lucy, I really need the money."

Lucy went to find her wallet, Peter quickly stopped her and held her hand: "That's not what I meant, I can't care about you borrowing money, and don't tell Matthew."

"You should know that from the moment you entered this room, I can hear your breathing." Matthew leaned against the door and said coolly.

Peter couldn't help rubbing his forehead, this scene was like a parent meeting, and he was a bad student who just got an F.Lucy crossed her arms and blurted out words like venom: "I know you have to fight crime and mend your uniform, but deliver pizza? Peter, I've never seen a person use such a stupid Way to waste your life."

Peter retorted reluctantly: "Hey - I'm learning to support myself!"

"Find a better job. How much do you make for an hour delivering food? Plus a little extra tip from a generous customer like me, how much can you make in a month?"

"A small amount makes a lot..."

"It's a drop in the bucket." Lucy rolled her eyes, and she pointed at Matthew with her thumb backwards, "You should learn from the latter one who can make money."

"My legal consultation is charged by the minute." Matthew poured cold water on Peter's head.

Peter: I feel bad, I want to cry... The world is hard, and everyone still comes to beat me.

Peter stood up, he looked at his watch, he had to go back quickly, otherwise the boss would definitely fire him: "We can talk about this matter later, I have to leave quickly, or the boss will be angry."

Lucy went to the window, made a phone call and had a quiet conversation, and then she came back with a nonchalant look: "You have been fired, and the other party said that you concealed your age when you applied for the job, so the first three days He is not going to give you the money."

"How can this work!!!" Peter jumped up, although the money was small, it was money anyway!He was so distressed, the point was that he couldn't sue the boss yet.

Lucy turned her head: "Matthew, do you need an assistant? The monthly salary is about 3000, the kind that works at night and on Saturdays and Sundays, and sometimes has to go out to save the world."

"I feel like I'm at a loss. Maybe increasing my workload can make up for my loss." Matthew shrugged. "As long as you don't report me for illegally employing minors, I'll be short anytime."

He went forward to hook Peter's shoulders, but Peter took a step back stubbornly: "I don't need to rely on you for help, no matter what form it is, it will make me feel embarrassed! I will never get something for nothing."

Matthew's nose twitched, as if he let out a cold snort: "Who told you not to work?"

When Peter faced the material cabinet with ten boxes, he felt dizzy that the monthly salary of 3000 might be less.He pointed to the box, which contained about 4000 pages of material on average: "How long will it take me to read it?"

"One night. All the successful appeals of retired veterans or disabled veterans, mark the key points, I want to know the process, the arguments of both parties, the results of the jury discussion, and the applicable law." Lucy knocked on the door of the materials room and gave Peter Encourage, "Come on, Peter, don't make me regret hiring you."

She and Matthew left the small storage room, and Matthew said as they walked, "Evil capitalist."

Lucy blinked slyly, and continued: "Every penny in their hands is the blood and sweat of the workers."

Matthew pressed his chest: "I seem to feel a little guilty about what I said."

Lucy smiled knowingly: "No, you didn't."

They walked briskly to the busy intelligence analysis room. Lucy opened the door. Inside, it looked like Times Square in New York, or the Stock Exchange on Wall Street. Many people were still talking on the phone. Instead, it was thrown directly from one end of the room to the other.

While answering the phone, Urik recorded a few key words and gave them to a girl in the public relations department.He didn't even have time to put down the phone, just nodded to Lucy, and sat in front of his computer: "Old Carter, don't speak bureaucratically with me, I want to know what the Washington Post thinks, don't tell me the military does You want to speak for them after the kind of three-year-old who ruined the game. Yes, of course I speak for Captain America. Is it? You are the political ace reporter of the "Washington Post", and I know you won't get mixed up, but you don't have much time left."

His fingers typed a series of characters like a machine gun, and began to draw up the title of rebuttal to the military statement.

"The Pentagon denies the existence of 'Captain America'?" - General Ryan tried to separate Captain America from Captain Bucky Barnes. The military is not only denying the achievements of Captain Barnes, but even using this kind of market The rogue face of liquidating the ledger in response to Captain Barnes' legitimate demands.They wanted to prove that Captain Barnes was just an excellent American soldier rather than Captain America himself, but they seemed to have forgotten who gave Barnes the rank of "Captain" and that the military itself had served in the 20 In the 70s, he was assigned many military tasks.They asked why Captain Barnes didn't take the initiative to report, but ignored the fact that he was a person frozen in the last century, an American veteran. When Captain Barnes was at a loss in modern society, I would like to ask, If the military really valued him, would they have no reaction to it?

What I see is that the military power of our country is controlled by some arrogant people. I am not targeting individuals, because there are too many such people. People who have contributed but are no longer valuable to the country are thrown on the road of the times, run over their old bodies, and then continue to advocate their ideals with lies, and recruit those simple-minded but passionate young people to work for them .They use simple Darwinism to make people believe that the world only respects the strong, and they use the so-called honor to deceive the people, but have we seen honor, of course not.

What we see is a group of villains with empty promises. When you ask for everything you deserve, they put you on the scale and weigh you. In this way, they mock your naivety: Oh, soldier, What a stupid choice you made to join the military.

Whoever they are, they are undoubtedly representative of the worst group of people of our time.

The military should really build its own historical archives, so as to prevent some arrogant war madmen from forgetting whose flesh and blood their peace today is based on.If they forget the shame of Thursday's massacre, I suggest they go back to their books.

They keep trying to forget history, but they forget the most important thing, history is not up to them. "

After Ulrich typed these characters, he gave Lucy a look. Lucy revised a few adjectives. Ulrich's wording changed from the previous objective point of view. The language of this article is intense, full of anger and hatred of the military. It is easy to be regarded as a target for the military, but Ulrich refused to modify it. Instead, he thought that the emotional particles should be deepened, and even achieve a hysterical roaring effect. Objective articles that talk about it are much more popular.

Emotional guidance rather than objective statements, while fundamentally violating journalistic principles of objectivity, can sometimes work wonders.

"The difficulty lies in whether Captain Barnes was considered to be serving or not serving during the ice-bound period, or theoretically judged to be killed in action." Matthew said while touching the Braille, "Obviously the military wants to claim that he did not serve, and that he did not They voluntarily applied for retirement, and at the same time, no one in the military judged their death as a loophole to attack us. I have to say that they are very smart. From a legal point of view, their rhetoric is completely correct, and there is no such precedent in the United States to provide us with reference. .”

"Why didn't the military decide that he was killed or missing?"

"Because they don't want to." Matthew sneered, "You have Captain America's serum in your body, and you understand what they want to do."

It dawned on Lucy: "They want someone to replace 'Captain America' at any moment, and they think people only care about that shield and the flag-colored uniform, not who the person wearing it is."

"correct."

"These bastards." Lucy took a deep breath, "Is there any legal way for us to do so besides building up sentiment through the public opinion?"

Matthew pointed out: "The official admitted the first death in battle, so according to the terms of the veterans, we can get a one-time pension of 34 in dollars. If the official can admit that the ice is considered a retirement, then Barnes' material It should be managed by the Department of Veterans Affairs, and under the existing terms, we can also receive a one-time transition fee, but I suggest not to do that, it is too insulting."

"You're right, it's too insulting." Lucy rubbed her face, driving away some of the drowsiness, "If we admit that what the military said is the truth, we are destroying Captain America's reputation .”

"But the military's request is legal."

"Maybe we can't solve it through legal channels." Lucy put her hands on her hips, "Damn it!"

"Maybe I can get Peter out of the closet now?"

"No, let him continue to look for materials that are beneficial to us. Anyway, if you put him back, he will also deliver pizza." Lucy rolled her eyes, but she thought of a good way—no, it's not a good way , At least it can give the military a little color. Whether it is China or the United States, this method is very common.

The United States calls it a parade, and China calls it a petition.

If they want to do this, they probably need to talk to the leader of the Veterans Guild or some other association, and organize a parade within two days.

But Lucy vetoed this idea in her own mind. She felt that if this was the case, maybe this simple "salary case" would change its flavor.She can indeed use Captain America's reputation to support the Titans, but once she starts using Captain America to start a parade petition, it's a bit sour.

It was only then that Lucy remembered that she hadn't seen Captain America since the afternoon.Everyone is running for Captain America, but what about him?

Lucy had a flash of inspiration and thought of a place where Bucky would definitely go.

"Smithsonian."