Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

Startled by a sudden knock on the door, Tony opened it and Lucy rushed in like a whirlwind.

"He kissed me," said Lucy, touching her lips in a state of disarray. "He kissed me and walked away, saying see you tonight."

"Honey, I'm really not jealous at all, but you'd better add the subject's name, should I be glad that it's 'he' instead of her?" Tony thought for a while, "Oh no, I seem to be more jealous .”

"Bucky kissed me," Lucy said, and Tony pursed his lips and began to carefully calculate what the relationship had to do with him. "I apologized to him in the past. Well... there was a tabloid reporter at the time, Key said look, there's a reporter there, and kissed me. So did I succeed in apologizing, or did he mean we'll talk later and show some affection first."

It took Tony a few minutes to organize his words, but he finally gave up, his eyes almost rolled to the back of his head: "Lucy, you are an idiot."

"Why?" Lucy panicked. "What did I do wrong? Should I go to him again?"

Tony raised his index finger: "You're right!" He opened the wine cabinet, took out a bottle of the most expensive ice wine, handed it to Lucy, and then took out two condoms from his wallet, "Take these and do Good measure, he said to let you go to his room, or to your room? If I go to your room, I won’t stay here at night, and you can make it as loud as you want.”

Lucy's cheeks turned red as if being swept by clouds.

"Wait, wait, I don't think he meant that." Lucy pushed back, but Tony pushed hard, "It might just be a friendly, cordial, polite and diplomatic kiss."

"Did he stick his tongue in there?"

"..." Lucy blinked in panic.

"That's not a polite kiss, you need these." Tony bit the cork with his teeth, and poured out two glasses of wine. The wine knocked out a rich and mellow aroma in the glass, "The wine is strong and courageous."

"I'm not cowardly!" Contrary to her claim, Lucy drank the wine in her glass in one gulp like a cow chewing peony, and then drank Tony's glass, "It's just a little confused, why would he suddenly Kiss me, it's illogical, without warning..."

"I can kiss you now if I want to." Tony said suddenly, and Lucy stepped back in shock, almost knocking over the table, "Even if I'm not the one you like, you still have strong feelings for me." physical attraction. Isn't that normal?"

"You mean, I also have a physical attraction to the captain?"

"So I asked you to go to him with these, oh my god, you haven't been in love before, listen to me, try the job first, and then think about whether to continue. If you don't feel at all after the end, then Just be a buddy with guns."

Tony didn't seem to gossip like he usually does. Lucy noticed it, and she asked suspiciously, "Has Bucky been in a relationship since he woke up?"

"No." Tony told the truth.

Lucy stuck her tongue against her upper teeth, and made a suspicious expression: "So rather than caring about my emotional problems, you actually want to know whether Bucky is not fully functional, right?"

Tony looked hurt: "It hurts so much for you to say that, of course your relationship issues are important!" He seemed to think he was overplaying himself, so he dropped his shoulders, "Of course if you come over tomorrow morning to talk I'm very welcome." He lowered his voice, "I made a bet with others, and I firmly believe that Barnes didn't find a girlfriend because he was out of work. Tonight is the beginning of the game. If he wilts, Just come and find me, I will definitely... ouch!"

Tony was punched in the stomach by Lucy, lying on the bed and moaning.

"I don't really want to have sex first and then think about feelings. I like to think about things clearly and clearly before thinking deeply."

Tony rubbed his belly, patted his pillow, and adjusted his posture ready to chat: "Does Bucky attract you in appearance?"

"not bad."

"What about your personality?"

"Fortunately."

"Attractive?"

"of course."

"So, apart from being a poor ghost, what makes you worry a lot."

Tony hit the point very well, but Lucy didn't think about that. If she really chose to be with Bucky, wouldn't she be responsible for making money to support the family, and Bucky responsible for being beautiful?

But that's not the most important thing, Lucy told Tony frankly: "He threw me from a dozen floors."

"As far as I know, at that point you were a little emotionally out of whack and he was saving you."

"No—well, maybe we were both a little bit wrong about that, but I think he's been a little too hard on me, and he's authoritarian."

"I thought all of you little girls like the domineering CEO falling in love with me now. If not, why is that bad book 'Fifty Shades of Grey' so popular?" Tony waved his hand, "He treats everyone like that, then It's Captain America, he led troops on the battlefield, I think it's probably the habit of soldiers."

"So why do I have to accept this habit?" Lucy was puzzled, "Why can't he change his dictatorial temper, learn to negotiate instead of pointing at me and saying, you are wrong, change it for me. He made me feel like -- he was like my father."

Tony: "..."

He was silent for about a minute with that hard-to-digest expression, and then finally said: "Lucy, if you treat every man who approaches you as a father again, I will call a psychiatrist for you."

Bucky took Tony's credit card on the street and bought a set of comfortable casual clothes. He planned to run twice along the National Mall the next morning. The last time he ran here was in the last century.When he returned to his room, passing by Tony's room, he found that the door was ajar, and Lucy and Tony were arguing inside.

Tony's voice: "What's wrong with your brain, are you Electra?"

Lucy retorted sharply: "How dare you say that about me, it's a metaphor, it's a metaphor!!"

"Listen to me, just shoot it once. Take this, and I promise you, it will definitely be different from Dad's feeling."

"If you say that, I will have a psychological shadow!"

"It's all your fault!"

Bucky couldn't listen anymore, he knocked on the door politely, went in directly, and then saw Tony stuffing something into Lucy's hand, the two of them saw Bucky froze, and twitched his hand at the same time, a thin The object fell on the ground, and Bucky was about to pick it up, Tony and Lucy yelled at the same time to stop him, then hit their heads together, and fell to the ground moaning.

Bucky: "...are you going to make a funny comedy?"

Bucky picked up the thing on the ground, squeezed it, and found out what it was, his face darkened immediately.Lucy now wants to crawl under the bed silently, pretending to be a pair of shoes, or a discarded doll all night, quietly staying under the bed and doing nothing.

A man kissed me, and then he saw me grab a condom from another man in his room.

"Don't worry, it's for you." Tony explained, but that didn't make things any better, and Bucky couldn't take it or let it go.

Lucy clasped her hands together, really wanted to beg God to let her go back to 10 minutes ago, she would never come to Tony's room, she took a deep breath: "Just pretend nothing happened, Bucky ?Pretend you didn't see this condom on the floor, or me and Tony arguing, and you didn't kiss me in front of reporters and at least 25 pairs of eyes."

"Oh... so it was that kiss, did it confuse you?" Bucky understood, and said in that normal tone, but Lucy felt a little uneasy. To Ki, the kiss seemed like a normal good-morning kiss, and Lucy couldn't tell if she wanted it to be affectionate or just a normal kiss.

With her unpreparedness for the former and the latter only proving her utterly unattractive, Lucy's mind is literally tangled up inside.

Bucky spread his hands: "If you don't want to go so fast, we can take our time. After all, we are not like Tony because youth is fleeting, so we just enjoy ourselves in time, right?"

Tony's facial features were distorted as if he had been slapped in the face. The one thing he wanted to do most now was to take off the condom and put it on Bucky's head to suffocate him.But maybe now is not a good moment, because he found Lucy and Bucky looking at each other, and the electric current flashed past his eyes, making him numb all over.

Can you two guys switch places to be affectionate?

Tony started flipping through his phone to find out which of the string of women he had one-night stands with lived in Washington. At this moment, he desperately needed to have a good time in order to make up for the damage Bucky had just done to him.

Lucy felt excited and shy at this time, Bucky was not as strong as he used to be, but respected with a little distance, but this little distance pulled Lucy towards him instead, which made her feel He seemed to be cherished by Bucky.She poked the ground with her toes, as if hesitating how she should resume this suggestion.

"Lucy, that wasn't a sudden whim." Bucky denied her hesitation, "So don't treat me like a brother."

Tony's knees were turning into sieves.

"So we can take our time." Lucy poked her fingers back and forth, and she suggested hesitantly, "I thought maybe flowers first, a dance, a movie or something?"

"I accept the classical way of love in the last century." Bucky agreed without hesitation.

"Are you sure you don't want to have a big fight tonight? I have to tell Natasha that the game will start later." Tony interrupted while texting on his mobile phone.

"None of your business!" Bucky and Lucy said in unison.

"Then... I'll go first." Lucy returned to the happy and carefree girl again, she blinked, "There will be a White House banquet after the honor ceremony tomorrow, and I have to rent a dress."

After she finished speaking, she ran away from the room without waiting for anyone to answer.

Bucky looked at Tony, Tony looked very contemptuous, and he said, "Are you as mentally ill as her? Shouldn't you hurry up and say come to my room at night and use this thing?"

He tugged at the condom and shook it twice.

"You're actually so passionate about me and Lucy, you just want to know that I'm not fully functioning now, right?" Bucky poked Tony's little thought indifferently, "Don't waste your time, I'm not only functional Whole, and sure to outlast you, for I keep myself clean."

"Long time doesn't mean good job!" Tony squeezed out the words between his teeth.

Bruce Banner came in from the door, and he was scrambling to tie his bow tie: "I borrowed a suit for the award ceremony, Tony, help me see how to tie this bow tie."

He looked up and saw Bucky and Tony in the room, with condoms in their hands.

Bruce Banner froze. He blinked and pointed to the left: "Ah! My room is over there!" Then he fled the room as if being chased by the Red Hulk.

Bucky put the condom that caused all the misunderstandings into his jacket pocket, and patted it: "Thank you for preparing me."

He pulls out a trademark bad-boy smile and walks away under Tony's glaring glare.