[Gintama] This is the Gintama fanboy! Hey!

As soon as it was dawn, the door of the master house was knocked loudly.

"Who is it?" Sakata Gintoki yawned and opened the door with his disheveled bird's nest head on his head. "I wouldn't order milk if I was selling it. I can also consider strawberry milk..."

As soon as the door was opened, facing the extremely unhappy face of Shang Dengshi's mother-in-law, Yin Shi froze for three seconds, and decisively closed the door again.

"Ayin, who is it?" Kagura also came over yawning, "Are you selling newspapers? I don't know how to order "cutie". I can also consider Alu." (Note: "cutie" is a well-known Japanese Girl Vogue)

Yinshi turned around as if nothing had happened, still looking at the lifeless dead fish eyes, picking his nostrils, "Probably haven't woken up yet, hallucinations..."

Granny Dengshi kicked open the door, grabbed Yinshi by the collar and shouted angrily: "What are you selling milk?! If you have spare money to consider strawberry milk, first pay the rent to the old lady!!!"

Yinshi continued to pick his nostrils calmly, "Hey, old woman, do you think I'm still the same as I was three months ago? It's impossible for me to be in arrears of rent."

"Then bring the money! The money! The money!!!"

Yinshi calmly let go of Grandma Dengshi's hand, "Hey, old lady, wait here, I'll go and get your rent."

Granny Dengshi's eyes were full of suspicion, she squinted her eyes, and then watched Yinshi open the door next to his bedroom.

The next one was a small bedroom that was separated not long ago. At this time, the people inside were sleeping soundly under the covers, completely unaffected by the noise outside.

Yinshi kicked the ball of arched quilt, "Hey, I got up..."

The quilt reluctantly moved a few times, then stretched out a foot from the corner of the quilt, and put it on Yinshi's calf, expressing his dissatisfaction at being woken up for no reason.

Kagura also rushed in, "Wake up, Ah Cai, if you don't get up again, Ah Yin will XX for you, and then XX, XXXXX..."

"No, okay! Ah Yin, I wouldn't do such a thing, okay! Who wants to fuck someone other than the anchor of Yuye! If you broadcast such late-night vocabulary early in the morning, you will be blocked by Jinjiang, okay! "

The loud voices from one left to the other finally made the people in the quilt completely lose their sleepiness.

"What the hell are you two trying to do?!" Caiyin pushed herself out from under the quilt, staring sleepily at the two noisy bastards in front of her.

"Rent." Yinshi spit out two words concisely.

"Huh?" Someone was awakened for no reason, and his brain was still in a state of chaos.

"So the rent, you should pay me the rent, sister Caiyin!"

"Huh? What rent?"

Yinshi's face suddenly turned black, "Are you sleepy? Have you lost your memory? How did you stalk me three months ago and insisted on living with me, Ah Yin? Have you forgotten all about it?"

"???"

Time goes back to three months ago...

"So... you're here to find me?" Gintoki looked at the girl sitting across from him uncertainly.

"Ah."

Kagura and Shinpachi murmured beside him, "I thought it was a guest at first, but it doesn't look like it. They came directly to Yin. Is it because Yin has abandoned him all the time, and now he is coming to the door It's..."

"Hey, hey, I don't even know that girl across the way, okay, how could I do such a thing like giving up all the time, Ah Yin..."

"That..." The girl interrupted their small meeting, her eyes sparkled, "You really are against Tian Jinshi, right?"

The three people in Wanshiwu immediately petrified, half of the four characters in the name were wrong, and it was really lucky that she was able to find them...

"Ahem... I am Sakata Yinshi, what are you doing, sister?"

"Oh, it's like this. My name is Caiyin. I heard that you take any job in Wanshiwu, so I have something to trouble you."

Xin Badi Khan, where did she hear about "Fan Tian Jin Shi"'s Wan Shi Wu...

"Oh, oh, it's really the customer, Alu!" Kagura, who hadn't opened for two months and could only eat rice with two vinegar kombu every day, suddenly seemed to see the chicken legs beckoning to her.

"Actually, I was being forced into marriage by my family, so I escaped." Caiyin took out a handkerchief and wiped away tears in a timely manner.

Yin Shi shook his eyebrows, "And then?"

Caiyin blinked pitifully, "Take me in, Lord Yinshi!"

"Kacha", a leg of the coffee table was broken by Yin Shisheng, "Are you kidding me! Am I running a shelter? I am hungry and cold, who will take me in?!"

Kagura tugged at Yinshi who was furious, "Stop saying that, Yin, Cai, poor Alu."

"I don't know how to eat for nothing, you can hire me to work here."

"What?!" Kagura suddenly turned his face, "Are you here to grab the job, you bastard?! I won't give up the position of the heroine of Gintama to anyone's Aru!"

Shinpachi sighed, and patted Caiyin on the shoulder sympathetically, "As someone who has been here, let me say something fair, Miss Caiyin, this stingy boss hasn't paid us a dime so far, I really can't bear to see you go into the fire pit Jump."

Before Caiyin could speak, there was a knock on the door.

"This time it must be a guest, go and greet, go and greet~" Kagura and Shinpachi rushed to the entrance like a gust of wind, "Master, please come in, please come in!"

Caiyin was left on the spot in the cold, seeing the obvious difference in treatment, she muttered with her mouth flattened: "I'm also a guest..."

The new guest is a short and fat man who entrusts Wanshiwu to teach his wife's cheating partner a lesson.

"Hahaha, this trivial matter is a piece of cake for us in Wanshiwu." The trio of Wanshiwu assured by patting their chests.

"Then, I'll leave it to you." After that, the man got up and wanted to leave.

"Wait a minute." Suddenly, someone interjected at an inappropriate time. Caiyin flipped through the information and said with a cold smile, "Uncle, you need to understand the market when doing business. Your salary is not appropriate..."

The faces of the trio in Wanshiwu are all green, you haven't left yet, girl!What are you doing, girl!The hard-won guest, girl!

The uncle's eyes wavered, "What did you say?"

"Your wife's cheating partner is a boxing champion. To teach an opponent of that level, this kind of reward is not enough. Moreover, it is illegal to buy a murderer to beat someone. Once caught, if Suffering from lawsuits. It is necessary to increase the price of such a dangerous job, otherwise you will hire someone else to see who dares to take your job. Of course, you can also entrust the underworld if you want to, but if you can get rid of them in the future, it is up to you It's up to you."

A layer of cold sweat broke out on the uncle's forehead, "Then you... what do you want?"

Caiyin closed the file and drew a number with one hand, "Five times."

The three people in Wanshiwu collectively formed an O-shaped mouth.

The uncle bargained, "Up to three times."

"Seven times."

The eyes of the three people in Wanshiwu have turned into eggs.

"Hey—why is it still going up?!" The uncle slapped the table and roared angrily.

Caiyin rolled her eyes and continued to increase the price, "Ten times."

"Okay, okay, five times is five times." Just as the uncle let go, he heard a sneer from over there.

"Five times is already the price just now, and the current price is ten times."

"Are you kidding me!" the uncle was already mad, "You are simply stealing money!"

Caiyin ignored him and continued to raise the price, "Ten..."

"Understood!" The uncle finally compromised before he shouted the price, "Ten times! I'll just pay ten times!"

The faces of the three people in Wanshiwu have already exploded.

Only then did Caiyin smile, "Welcome to patronize."

Carrying an empty leather bag, the uncle complained absentmindedly, "Ghost...it's really a ghost..." and then left Wanshiwu in a daze.

Caiyin stuffed a pile of banknotes into the dumbfounded Yinshi's hand, "Here, a greeting gift."

After five seconds of petrification, the three of Manshiwu fell down and knelt down at her feet, shouting, "Master Ebisu! Don't leave our Manshiwu!" (Note: Ebisu is the Japanese god of wealth)

……

That...Xin Hachikun, the person who just said that he didn't want me to jump into the fire pit...is that you...

Time turns back to the present...

Caiyin woke up more than half of her sleepiness, smoothed her thoughts, and asked Yinshi with squinted eyes: "Why do you want me to pay the rent? You are the owner of Wanshiwu, right?"

"Aren't you Ebisu-sama? Why do you think I hired you? A good-for-nothing girl who can't cook or do housework, and can't even unscrew the cap of a drink bottle."

"Huh?" Caiyin kicked off the quilt angrily, "Who is a good-for-nothing girl?! You blame me for not having any guests? I have already paid you ten times the reward, what do you want? Besides, if you didn't squander all the money on How can there be a deficit on sweets and "jump"?!"

Granny Dengshi knocked on the door frame impatiently, "Hey, Yinshi, here's the rent, hurry up."

Yinshi turned his head slowly, and said with a guilty smile: "Well..." After speaking, he ran back to his room, took out a bundle of expired "jump", and said sadly: "These are all my treasures, if not For the rent, I won't have the heart to part with it, here it is! Take it!"

Seeing Yinshi's sad expression like a strong man, Onshi's mother-in-law twitched the corners of her mouth and grabbed Yinshi's disheveled curly hair with an eagle claw, "Who wants your pile of toilet paper! Bring the rent!"

"Scalp! The scalp is going to fall off!" Yin Shi rolled his eyes and begged for mercy, "Otherwise, you can take Dingchun away, the circus must like such a big dog..."

"Wang Wang!!!"

"Ayin, you are so kind to Alu, you actually want to sell Dingchun! I won't allow you to do that!"

"You're a natural fish-eyed person, hurry up and pay the rent to my old lady!"

……

Caiyin looked at the frenzied scenes of this scene, her face was full of bewilderment.

This is the so-called popular anime?

This is the so-called protagonist?

Why did I travel to this world full of second-hand goods in the first place?

Gintama...what the hell is it? (sigh)

The author has something to say:

It’s been so many years since I’ve written a doujin again, I miss it so much...Although I’m happy to write an original, I’m still the happiest writing a doujin!