[Gintama] This is the Gintama fanboy! Hey!

"Dululululu, dululululu, lulu..."

Gintoki was awakened by a bewildering sound, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Kagura wearing sunglasses, looking like a tamori, humming the background music of "Wonderful Stories of the World". (Note: タモリ is the host of "Wonderful Stories of the World")

"What are you doing?!" Gintoki squeezed Kagura's chin unhappily.So scary early in the morning...

"Your voice is too loud, don't wake A Cai." Kagura pointed to Cai Yin who was sleeping soundly next to Yinshi, "When I went to throw out the trash this morning, I found you sleeping next to the trash can with A Cai in your arms. ...Really, even if "Gintama" is full of nasty jokes and has no limit, the two of you should watch the occasion when you do things, or you are already impatient..."

Gintoki stared gloomyly, squeezed Kagura's chin, and choked back her words, "You are the one with dirty thoughts!"

Kagura didn't care, "Breakfast is ready, let's eat."

At the dinner table, Yin Shi sighed with lingering fear, "Nightmare, it's really a nightmare, a girl with only a head suddenly talked to me, I'm really scared to pee..."

Kagura took a boiled egg and replied, "It's embarrassing for a grown-up to be frightened like this by a nightmare."

"I'll buy you ten vinegar kelp, don't tell Shinpachi."

"At least twenty." Kagura nonchalantly knocked on the boiled eggs.

"Hey..." Yinshi's eyes straightened instantly, and he pointed at the thing that Kagura had cracked eggs just now, "What is that?!"

Kagura embraced the head excitedly, and showed off to Gintoki, "Eggbeater! The eggbeater I just picked up!"

Yinshi's face changed with fright, "That's a human head, okay! That human head from yesterday's nightmare, okay!"

"I told you this is my egg beater, and its name is Xiaoyu."

"Even the name, how obsessed are you with the eggbeater!" Yin Shi waved the head off, "Put it back! Put it back quickly! This is a criminal case!"

"This is my egg beater!" Kagura tossed and turned the only persistent words.

Caiyin woke up in a daze, and heard Gintoki and Kagura arguing outside the room, so she walked over rubbing her eyes and opened the door.

"It's early in the morning, what are you arguing about?"

As soon as the voice finished speaking, something fell into her hands. It was cold and felt like hair. Caiyin looked down, and it was a girl's head.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then' threw the head out of the window like a shot put.

"Don't throw it out, let the neighbors see a head falling out of our house, and they won't be able to tell." Yinshi rushed to the balcony, trying to snatch the head back, but it was a little bit short, but it was just right Let Shinpachi, who went downstairs, pick it up.

"Shinpachi, throw it away quickly! Fingerprints will be left!" Gintoki shouted nervously.

But Shinpachi looked at the head calmly, and said, "Isn't this the recently popular mechanical maid 'Etsuko'?"

"Sure enough, the times are constantly improving..." Hiraga Gengai sighed, and then rummaged through his pile of machines to find suitable materials.

Yinshi flipped through the materials about mechanical maids, and suggested to Uncle Yuanwai: "Nowadays, everything pays attention to beautification. Shouldn't your aesthetics also keep up with the trend?"

"A machine should look like a machine, laymen don't understand the beauty of a machine..."

Caiyin hugged her hair, wiped her face, combed her hair, and finally braided it into a braid, and sighed: "As expected, this is more pleasing to the eye..."

"Are you quite proficient in this process..." Yinshi watched Caiyin dress up a dirty human head into that of a beautiful girl.

"When I was young, I often played with Barbie dolls, combing her hair and changing clothes." Caiyin said to Uncle Yuanwai: "Old man, can you give her a beautiful body, like a Barbie doll?"

"Barbie..." Yuanwai old man nodded, and after a while, he showed the finished product, "This feeling?"

The group of four in Wanshiwu was stunned.

"It's Barbie, what kind of Barbie is this?!" Caiyin pointed to Xiaoyu, who had a strange shape in front of her.

"Can't King Kong Barbie work?"

Gintoki couldn't bear it anymore, "What kind of Donkey Kong Barbie is this?! It's completely Mobile Suit Gundam!!!"

Mr. Yuan Wai scratched his head, "You really have a lot to ask for...By the way, do you have any money?"

Wanshiwu: "..." The four of them looked out of the window in unison.

Driven out by the old man Yuanwai, the four of them could only come back with the one-headed Xiaoyu in their arms. Looking at the quiet Xiaoyu in the milk crate, they suddenly felt a sense of abandonment of the puppy.

"It stands to reason that, as a mechanical maid, Xiaoyu should have communication functions, right?" Caiyin shook Xiaoyu's head and looked, "Where is the switch?"

"Is it the mole between the eyebrows?" Kagura always moved his hands faster than his mouth, and before he finished speaking, his finger had already poked it.

Xiaoyu, who was in a deep sleep, suddenly opened her eyes, murmured a series of incantations, and then closed them again.

"Is it out of battery or out of gas?" Caiyin studied for a while, then got up and said, "I'm going out to buy some engine oil, and you guys keep an eye on Xiaoyu here."

Yinshi put his arm on the sofa and asked her lazily: "Are you sure it's the engine oil?"

Caiyin glanced at him, ignored him, and went out.

Caiyin didn't know if it was a problem with the engine oil, but something had to be done.

Caiyin went to Mr. Yuanwai's shop again, bought some things commonly used in machinery, and asked for a maintenance manual for the machinery.

On the way back, seeing a whole square team of mechanical maids walking on the street, Caiyin couldn't help but take a few more glances, what's the matter?Are mechanical maids parading the streets?Is this a protest strike?

Finally returned to the downstairs of Wanshiwu, and saw three people standing at their door, Caiyin was excited for a while, no guests came to the door for a long time, but just stepped up the stairs with one foot, and saw a girl among the three raised her hand. The mop smashed the master house door.

Caiyin quickly withdrew her feet and hid in the shadow of the stairs.

what's the situation? !That girl is not a person at all!How could Master House attract such terrible people? !What about them?

There was the sound of an engine starting in the backyard. From the sound, it was the little sheep from Yinshi. It seemed that they had escaped...

No, no, the most important thing now is, what happened? !It's just like the movie "Mechanical Enemy", where machines fight against humans on a large scale...

The corners of Caiyin's mouth twitched suddenly, recalling the scene on the street just now.

how come……

This is Gintama, right?

Or Gintama? !

Although "Mechanical Enemy" has the same sense of sight, it is still Gintama, right? !