[Gintama] This is the Gintama fanboy! Hey!

The weather is gradually getting warmer, and the dawn is getting earlier, but the people have become more tired.Well, not everyone, but some...

Xinbayi came to work early in the morning, knocked on the door for a long time, but no one opened it, and finally had to rely on himself, opened the door and came in.

"Ayin, Kagura-chan, Acai..." Shinpachi shouted around, but still no one answered him.

After being silent for a while, Shinpachi couldn't take it anymore, and stomped his feet: "You guys are enough! It's past eight o'clock, how long are you going to sleep?! Hibernating? Did you start hibernating after the winter is over?!"

"You're so noisy, Shinpachi..." Kagura rubbed her eyes and came out of the closet with her messy hair.

"It's because of you that Wanshiwu's business is sluggish!" Xin Ba hated that iron can't be made into steel.

"It doesn't matter," Kagura yawned, "We still have A Cai, but A Cai is Ebisu, who knows how to rip people off and has his own money, Aru..."

Shinpachi: "..." It's hopeless, it's really hopeless...

"What time is it? It's too early..." Caiyin came out of the room yawning, "Lack of sleep is a woman's enemy. Didn't you say you need to sleep for 18 hours..."

"What the hell is 18 hours of sleep?! Shouldn't it be 8 hours? Is my common sense of life all the time wrong?" Xinba clapped the table.

Yinshi also came out of the room with a sluggish expression, "Bazai, don't be as excited as chicken blood in the early morning, no matter how early you wake up, what's the use? Guests don't fall from the sky..."

As soon as Yinshi finished speaking, a UFO directly passed through the ceiling of Wanshiwu and hit the floor.For a moment, the whole house of everything was dusty and messy, and a huge hole was broken in the ceiling, er, or it would be more appropriate to say that the ceiling no longer exists.

In the misty and flying dust, Caiyin couldn't help coughing, and saw that flying object-like thing opened a mouth and poked a head out from it.

"Ahahaha, it seems that the landing failed..." A hearty and somewhat nonsensical voice sounded.

When the dust settled, Shinpachi couldn't help being surprised when he saw the person in front of him, "Mr. Sakamoto?"

Looking at the smirking young man with afro and black sunglasses, Caiyin frowned, "Who is it?"

"Mr. Sakamoto Tatsuma, Yin's old friend." Shinpachi introduced.

An old friend from silver time?Ah, no wonder, no wonder there is a strong second-hand atmosphere...

Sakamoto Tatsuma jumped off the aircraft, and greeted heartily, "Ah, Jin Toki, long time no see~"

"Your sister!" Yin Shi punched her, "Are you going to demolish my house, you bastard!"

Tatsuma Sakamoto rubbed his cheeks, noticed Caiyin beside him, and then smiled and moved closer to Gintoki, "Is that your wife? Is it your wife? It's so embarrassing, not even notifying you when you get married..."

Yinshi immediately scratched the back of his head triumphantly, "Ahahaha..."

"Ahaha what a ghost!" Caiyin took out the mace and instantly knocked out the two of them.

After the unreliable greetings ended, several people sat on the dilapidated sofa.

"Why did you suddenly come to Edo?" Gintoki rubbed his hair.

"Yeah, it's a long story..."

"Then make a long story short!"

Tatsuma Sakamoto cried, "I took over a batch of goods before, but in the process of returning to the express team, some goods were stolen. According to the location, it should have fled to Edo..."

"What kind of goods?" Shinpachi poured a cup of tea and put it on the table in front of Sakamoto.

"It looks like experimental supplies are written on the delivery form, but I don't know exactly what's inside..."

Gintoki picked his nostrils, "So have you talked to Mutsu about this?"

Sakamoto burst into tears in an instant, "How dare I tell her! She will kill me as an experimental product!" Saying this, Sakamoto sniffled, "So after thinking about it, I can only find Jin Shi, you came to help..."

At least call him the right name, bastard... Yinshi didn't bother to complain about him.

"Then, I will trouble you with this matter." Sakamoto got up and said seriously, but when he was about to leave, Caiyin stopped him.

"Mr. Sakamoto, let's put aside the search for the thief for now. Don't you think there is another matter that needs to be solved more urgently?" Caiyin snapped her fingers, and Shinpachi and Kagura immediately stood alone in tacit understanding, and put Tatsuma Sakamoto on charge On the sofa.

Sakamoto shivered, and whispered to Yinshi: "Hey, Jinshi, what does your wife do? She has a strong aura of a gangster..."

With the lessons learned from the past, Yinshi did not dare to get carried away with complacency this time, and silently turned his face away, with the look of "you ask for more blessings".

"Destroy Wanshiwu like this, just want to leave after patting your ass?" Caiyin raised her eyebrows.

In an instant, Kagura possessed the underworld boy, stepped on the table, pouted his chin, and shouted arrogantly: "Dare to break ground on the top of our house of everything... Are you going to leave an arm or a leg? Hmm?! "

Sakamoto broke into a cold sweat instantly, and was about to say "Jin Shi, take care of your wife", but found that Yin Shi was already standing behind Caiyin with a fanciful expression, massaging her shoulder like a dog.

At this time, Wanshiwu was united as never before, and in the hearts of the three of them, there was a thought circling over and over again: Ebisu was about to start slaughtering people!Rent/Vinegar Kelp/Miss Atong's CD is expected!

"Actually, you don't need your arms and legs. At least you have to compensate us for the loss. Everything is like this in Wanshiwu, so we definitely can't accept business..."

"By the way, did you guys have business..." Sakamoto complained.

"If you don't want to compensate us for the loss of business, then fix our house right away!" Forgive him for not being able to repair the house in seven or eight days, Caiyin deliberately made this request.

"Really?" Sakamoto's eyes lit up, "Well, I choose to repair the house!"

Caiyin immediately twitched the corner of her mouth, didn't she...

"Then how long will it take you to finish?" Caiyin was cautious this time.

Sakamoto looked at Caiyin with burning eyes, he was completely out of tune from before, and stretched out three fingers, "Three days".

The three people in Wanshiwu were shaken, and they were all destroyed like this. It would take at least seven or eight days to repair it. Three days can really be said to be an unexpected joy.

Caiyin shook her head, "Before noon today!"

before noon? !The three people in Wanshiwu have been petrified, and it is only about three hours before noon. If it is really repaired, this is already a supernatural event, okay!Yebisu raised the price without blinking an eye, but it is also a devil to lower the price!

"Before noon? Impossible, at least three days!" Sakamoto didn't let go.

After a tug-of-war of bargaining, Caiyin was the first to let go.

"Then before tonight..."

"Deal!" As soon as this side finished speaking, Sakamoto slapped the table to bring the negotiation to an end.

Caiyin immediately regretted it, cut it, it is still a high price, if I knew it earlier, I would not let go...

Sakamoto looked very excited, and moved his shoulders, "Ah, it's been a long time since I met such an evenly matched opponent, and even bargaining has become interesting." Then, he said to the petrified Gintoki, "Hey, Kintoki, you Marry a capable wife!"

"I've said it all, who is his wife?!" Caiyin punched Sakamoto, causing blood to flow from both tubes of Sakamoto's nose.

"Hey, isn't it?" Sakamoto covered his face.

"I just said no!" As soon as Caiyin flashed the mace, Sakamoto was instantly impressed.

"Since you and Jin Shi are not in the same family, are you interested in working for the fast aid team?"

"Wait a minute!" Yinshi, who was in the petrification, came back to life immediately, and grabbed Caiyin, "Destroyed my house, and still want to dig my corner?!"

Sakamoto was stunned for a moment, looked at Gintoki and Caiyin, and suddenly laughed ambiguously, "Oh, so that's how it is...Then the matter of the house is settled like this, and the matter of the thief, I will trouble you ..." After finishing speaking, he got up and left.

"Where are you going?" Caiyin asked.

Sakamoto turned around with a serious face, "I'll go to the nightclub to see, maybe the criminal is hiding there..."

……

A group of people rushed up and beat them up, "After a long time, you just want to go to a nightclub!!!"

The author has something to say:

Here is a small theater that pops up every now and then.

Caiyin: (sighs) Recently, Feng has crossed the text, and is so anxious that he pulls out his hair every day.

Yinshi: (Doesn't matter) Who cares about her, knowing that I wrote slowly and didn't save enough manuscripts before publishing, I can't find others to blame...

Kagura: (worried) Our appearance fee...is it okay...

Shinpachi: ...