[Gintama] This is the Gintama fanboy! Hey!

In Granny Onise's izakaya, all the staff of Manshiya were there, and Caiyin sighed with her head down.

"What's wrong? Ah Cai, is your injury still okay?" Dengshi's mother-in-law asked with concern.

Caiyin sighed again, "I haven't recovered yet, but it's not this that makes me sad, but... my back has completely turned into the surface of the moon after the earthquake."

Kagura added while chewing the vinegar kelp: "It is impossible for an injury of that degree to not leave a scar."

Yinshi immediately expressed his affection, "Ayin, I will not despise you!"

"..." Caiyin instantly sent someone flying.

Mother-in-law Dengshi was very calm, "It's nothing. After the injury is healed, I will go for a scar repair operation, and it will be the same as before..."

Caiyin shook her head depressedly, "It's not that simple! Do you think I'm willing to wear this weird hairstyle? Do you think it's something that can be solved by going to the barber shop? You are so naive! Feng Chacha doesn't want to If I change my hairstyle, I will have to wear this yin and yang head for the rest of my life, so my back is on the surface of the moon... I can only see Feng Chacha's mood... So, don't tease the author casually, the author is the biggest BOSS ah!"

The izakaya was silent for a moment, and everyone was terrified. It's great that we are not characters created by Feng Chacha...

"Then, old woman, why did you ask us to come here?" Yin Shi brought the topic back.

Granny Dengshi immediately remembered, and said worriedly: "It's Xiaoyu..."

"What happened to Xiaoyu?"

"There's something wrong with Xiaoyu's appearance in the past few days. The appearance always feels different from before, like a polygon..."

polygon?

Caiyin imagined it in her mind, and immediately stunned herself.

"Grandma Dengshi, I'm back." The store door was opened, and Xiaoyu's voice came.

When everyone turned around, they found an object standing at the door, uh... suspected to be Xiaoyu...

"How can this be a polygon?! This is a bitmap at all! It's already back to the era of red and white machines!" Yinshi complained in astonishment.

Wanshiwu sent Xiaoyu, who had degenerated into a dot matrix diagram, to the old man Yuanwai. After some inspections, the old man finally came to a conclusion.

"She has a cold."

Caiyin didn't choke out a sip of water in an instant, "Cold? Robots can catch a cold too?"

"No, a cold is just a metaphorical term. To be precise, she was infected with a computer virus."

That's about the same, "But Xiaoyu should also have anti-virus software, isn't it equipped with ordinary computers..."

"This is a new type of virus called 'Tapir'. It will gradually control the core system of the computer, and it is extremely infectious. It is difficult for ordinary antivirus software to kill it. If this continues, Xiaoyu will become into a machine without emotion."

Everyone gasped, "Could it be...is there no other way to save Xiaoyu?"

"There are ways, but..." The eyes of the old man Yuanwai became serious in an instant.

Caiyin suddenly frowned, and took a step back, "Then what, my injury hasn't healed yet, this time, the three of you go..."

Yinshi immediately despised him, "Huh? When did you become so timid? Don't you worry about Xiaoyu?"

Caiyin sighed, "It's not me, it's Feng Chacha. Feng Chacha was hit hard when she wrote the Furong article last time, so she has a psychological shadow on Xiaoyu."

"But what does this have to do with you, A Cai, A Lu?"

"Haven't you found out? This article is basically based on me as the main perspective. If I also follow, Feng Chacha will have to start and write this article, but if I don't participate and just wait by the side If so, she can finish this chapter with a sentence of 'In short, the three people in Wanshiwu have gone through all kinds of hardships and dangers and finally succeeded in saving Xiaoyu'."

Shinpachi complained contemptuously: "I didn't expect Feng Chacha to be so lazy and cunning after nearly forty chapters passed..."

"Could it be that one day Feng Chacha will be in a bad mood, and just say 'in a word, the four of Wanshiwu will live a happy life from now on' and end this article, Alu..." Shen Le looked at the sky, feeling that this idea Too likely.

"How can that be done!" Yin Shi objected excitedly, "I haven't touched Ah Yin yet, there is no XX, no XXX, no XXXX yet, how can it end!!!"

"If this is the case, I think it is more likely that this article will be sent off by Jinjiang with a yellow card before Feng Chacha abandons the pit..." Xinba was already expressionless.

"Sister Ah Cai..." Yin Shi rushed towards Cai Yin tearfully, and the moment he ran in front of her, he was hit on the head by a huge hammer that fell from the sky, and Cai Yin was also hit.

Shinpachi and Kagura lay on the ground, watching in amazement that the two who had turned into miniature people were tearing up in place.

"What are you rushing here for, you bastard! It made me shrink too!"

"Wanshiwu has always been blessed to enjoy the same hardships, and to work together on tasks!"

"Go up! Now I can't stay out of it, Feng Chacha is going to be mad!"

"Who cares about her?"

"Let me tell you, you have definitely stepped into Fengchacha's minefield, do you know what will happen if you offend the author!"

"Hmph! What will happen!"

Xinba silently complained on the side, if you offend someone as narrow-minded as Feng Chacha, Ah Yin, you will never find what you want in this fanfic, and don’t expect to be able to XX, XXX and XXXX .

"Then, without further ado, let's go on the road~" The voice of the old man Yuanwai sounded from behind.

Shinpachi and Kagura looked back in horror, only to see the huge hammer raised high, and before they could scream, they were hit.

The four entered Xiaoyu's body and went all the way down the "river". They rescued a man in white tights by the river bank and guided them to find the white blood cell king.

"Hey, everyone, don't you think this road is going a little fast?" Shinpachi questioned, "Just use this one sentence to summarize the previous itinerary, at least let's make complaints about this white blood cell kingdom. There are some complaints in the original book. !"

Kagura patted Shinpachi on the shoulder, "It must be Feng Chacha and Kawen Alu, she didn't directly write 'rescue Xiaoyu finally HAPPYENDING' is not bad."

Caiyin said with a gloomy complexion: "What should I do? Feng Chacha will definitely be angry! What about my hairstyle? What about the lunar surface on my back? Can I get back to an image before the end of this article? Normal people..."

"Master Feng hates me?" Xiaoyu's voice suddenly sounded, and everyone found a small version of Xiaoyu appearing in front of them.

"Oh! Xiaoyu, why are you here?!" Everyone was startled.

"I copied a □□ to assist you." The dot matrix version Xiaoyu replied, "It's still the question just now, does Master Feng hate me?"

Caiyin scratched her head, "Well... that... shouldn't be annoying, but a kind of... troublesome feeling..."

"why?"

"Didn't Feng Chacha mess up her writing in the Furong chapter before, so she had a psychological shadow about it, which created a situation where she would get stuck as soon as she saw Xiaoyu. This has nothing to do with likes and dislikes, it's just an instinct Sexual impression, just like me, I don't hate Yinshi, but when I saw his face, I immediately equated him with the scruffy and useless guy."

Yinshi vomited blood for a while, "What kind of sloppy good-for-nothing?! Ah Yin is handsome and stylish when I think about it seriously!"

"I can't imagine it." Caiyin mentally beat him to death instantly.