[Football] Because your eyes are too big

"How did you guys meet?" was the host's question when the newlywed Ozil and Stefani were on the show together.

After hearing the question, Ozil and Stefani looked at each other and laughed together. "This is a secret that only belongs to the two of us." The two of them were unanimously tight-lipped about this issue.

In the end, the host had no choice but to let them go, only the camera lens completely recorded the same weird smile on the faces of the couple.

Off the show, Ozil drove Stephanie home.

"I didn't expect that we were married, but people kept asking us that question." Ozil said helplessly.

"It's impossible for us not to talk about how we met in detail." Stephanie winked at Ozil playfully. "Well, if it wasn't for someone's face, I really want to tell them how we met."

Ozil's expression suddenly became very strange, and his big eyes were full of helplessness.He murmured in his heart: "Should I tell them that when I saw Nini on the first day of kindergarten, I was beaten up by her? It's so embarrassing!"

——Here is the dividing line of the flashback in time back to the 90s——

It was already evening in Gelsenkirchen, Germany.For adults, the nightlife has not yet started, but for children, especially those who will go to kindergarten for the first time tomorrow, it is already time for them to go to bed.

In one family's house, a little girl was staring at the TV screen engrossed, and she kept muttering: "Hit him! Come on, little monster! Knock down that annoying light bulb!"

The little girl is very beautiful, with light golden hair braided, ice blue eyes and red lips, she looks as cute as a little princess.Of course, after the release of the Disney animated film "Frozen" after 2010, people will definitely scream out loud when they see this little girl—come and see, this is the live-action Princess Elsa!

Although she looks like a princess, the little girl's hobbies are not very like a princess. Compared with playing with dolls and watching some dreamy cartoons, she prefers some running around sports, and watching children from a certain country in the East. The special live-action animation was introduced, and in that film, what she liked was not the superhero with big eyes as the main character, but the opponents of the hero, little monsters with strange shapes.Every time she sees a little monster and is defeated by that lightbulb eye, the little girl always pouts and is unhappy for a while.

Today, seeing that the little monster was about to be defeated by Lightbulb Eye again, the little girl shouted loudly again: "Come on, little monster, the little red lights of Lightbulb Eye are on, you can do it!"

"Nini, keep your voice down, this is too unladylike." The little girl's mother heard the sound and walked over. She was a little confused about her daughter's aesthetics. She didn't like the bright colors in such a childish film. The bright protagonist Ultraman, but likes the little monsters that don't meet the aesthetics of children in appearance. "Also, it's getting late, you should go to bed."

"Oh, mom, let me finish it. I must see the little monster defeat the lightbulb eye with my own eyes." The little girl winked at her mother and said flatteringly.

At this time, the little girl's father also came over, and he happily hugged the baby girl so that her eyes could be at the same level as her mother's.

"Please, please~" The little girl clasped her hands together and tried to pray to her mother with her beautiful ice blue eyes.

My baby is cute, so as a mother, I can't resist the destructive power of this cute light wave.The little girl's mother shook her head helplessly: "Go to bed after reading it." She cursed in her heart, her daughter said all day long that she didn't like superheroes with light bulb eyes, but she really had the same place with this light bulb eye. Can emit light, so lethal.

"Yeah!" The little girl got her mother's consent, and immediately clapped her hands excitedly with her father.

"Cough cough!" Seeing the madness of the father and daughter, the mother coughed immediately. Now she felt that her daughter's madness must be caused by her father's words and deeds.

Sure enough, as soon as the mother made a sound, the father and daughter who were celebrating the victory just now sat up straight. "Nini, you go to bed after reading it. You go to kindergarten on the first day tomorrow, so you must recharge your energy. And you, Bob, you have to go to work tomorrow."

"Oh, Mom, I don't want to go to kindergarten." The little girl cried out in pain.

As a father, Bob is also very helpless: "Dear Isa, I want to watch the game, there will be a tennis match later, and there will be an interview with Gerd Muller later."

"Your surname is Muller, but you are not a football player." Isa really wanted to clarify the living habits of the father and daughter, so that everyone was like a monkey. Really, as an Italian, she really wanted to Tucao who said that Germans are all old-fashioned?She was abducted from Italy to Germany by such a German who pretended to be honest.

"People say that everyone with the surname Muller has football talent. I just transferred my football talent to tennis. Maybe in a few years, our Muller will produce great shooters again." As a former A tennis player, Bob, who retired due to injury, is very concerned about tennis, but he also likes football very much.In order to fight for his right to watch the game, he still argued with his wife.Thinking of his wife's nationality, he added flatteringly: "It is estimated that there will be another Rossi in Italy."

Isa was a little helpless. As an Italian, she actually loves to watch football. Looking at the father and daughter, she shook her head helplessly: "I can only watch for a while." She went to the kitchen out of sight and prepared to give Bob makes something to eat for his late-night snack at the game.So the father and daughter are so lively all day long, and it has something to do with her being a wife and mother who spoils them.

"Yeah!" Bob and his daughter clapped their hands again to celebrate their victory under the watchful eyes of the Italians who control their father and daughter's life and death. Alas, there is no way, who made them the most helpless Germans to the Italians Well, what a sweet burden.

"Nini, go to bed after watching the cartoon." Although he helped his daughter get permission from Isa to watch it for a while before going to bed, Bob still gently told his daughter.

"Understood, Dad." The little girl pouted, "If I hadn't been going to kindergarten tomorrow, I wouldn't have gone to bed so early. What fun is there in kindergarten, it's just a bunch of runny-nosed kids." Her this year She is still old enough not to go to kindergarten, but Yisha thinks she is too wild at ordinary times, and plans to send her to kindergarten a year in advance to improve her temper.However, the precocious little girl felt that it was torture for her to stay with a group of kids who didn't understand anything.

What Bob is worried about is completely different from his own daughter: "Honey, if someone bullies you when you go to kindergarten, you beat him back." people bullied.

"Understood, Dad." The little girl said impatiently, her eyes were fixed on the screen, she was looking at the key point, and when she saw the light bulb eye, she began to bully the little monster again. "Hit him, little monster! Punch, kick, and kick him in the stomach!" The little girl screamed, while waving her small fists in boxing movements, from every move and every style of hers. Look, her father really didn't need to worry about her being bullied, as long as she didn't bully others, it would be fine.

The ending of the final cartoon is self-evident. It is impossible for the little monster as the representative of evil to defeat Ultraman as the representative of justice, so the little monster lost to Ultraman again without any suspense.

"Oh! I hate light bulb eyes! I hate all guys with big eyes!" The little girl yelled a few times angrily, and then went to sleep reluctantly. In her dream, she might be turning into a little monster, turning the blinding light bulb eyes Maybe even a good beating.

At the same time, in another family, a boy whose eyes accounted for a significantly larger proportion of his face was obediently kissing his mother, and then climbed into bed: "Good night, mother."

"Good night, Mesut, tomorrow is your first day at kindergarten, so have sweet dreams."

"En." The little boy obediently closed his big eyes and fell asleep quietly.He gradually entered the dreamland, maybe in the dream, he was imagining the happy life in the kindergarten, such as meeting a lot of good friends, such as meeting a cute little girl who wanted to be his girlfriend.At least at the end of the dream, he dreamed that he was holding the little hand of a girl who couldn't see her face clearly, but thought it was cute no matter what.This dream was so sweet that his mouth kept curling up in his sleep.

The next day, Issa and Bob drop their baby girl off to kindergarten together.

"Hello teacher, this is our daughter, Stephanie Muller, please be more in the future." Isa sincerely asked the teacher waiting at the kindergarten gate, she had a premonition that her baby would cause trouble Ability, she is estimated to be called to the kindergarten by the teacher very frequently.

As a senior kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Hoffman has seen many naughty children, but she always felt that the cute girl in front of her was not so naughty, at most she was lively, and what her parents said was just humility. "Don't worry, Mrs. Muller, we will take good care of Stephanie. Well, Stephanie, may I call you that?" She looked down at the little girl who was looking at her curiously, as an educational As a worker, she knows the importance of treating young children as equals in relationships.

The little girl, that is, Stephanie nodded, and said to Mrs. Hoffman very politely: "Hi Ma'am, I'm Stephanie Muller, you can call me Stephanie, or you can call me Nini, that's what my parents called me."

Mrs. Hoffman laughed, a lovely child indeed. "Hi Nini, nice to meet you." She still held out her hand, and Stephanie shook her hand very reservedly.Her little grown-up appearance added a lot of favor to Mrs. Hoffman.

When Mrs. Hoffman finished greeting the Muller family and was about to signal to other teachers on the side to bring Stephanie into the kindergarten, another family came.

"Hi Ma'am." The male host of the new family greeted Mrs. Hoffman loudly.

Mrs. Hoffman looked over, and then laughed: "Hello, Mr. Ozil, and Mrs. Ozil, is this Mr. Ozil?" She looked down at the little boy that the couple was holding. The boy couldn't help being surprised, the boy's eyes are too big, right?

"Hello Ma'am." The little boy hid behind his mother, poked out only one head, and greeted Mrs. Hoffman in a low voice with some shyness. Then he added himself to the encouraging eyes of the adults: "I am Mesut Ozil."

"Hello Mesut." Mrs. Hoffman looked at the shy little boy, and then subconsciously glanced at Stephanie aside. The lively half of the lady would be nice.

Mrs. Hoffman felt that the combination of the two children's personalities would make everyone happy. With this idea, she simply introduced the Ozil family to the Müller family.

"Stephanie is so cute and lively. I wish my Mesut was so lively." Mrs. Ozil said sincerely. I have to say that Stephanie's appearance is too deceiving. Most ladies will ignore her overly lively personality when they see this girl who is as cute as a doll.

"Where is it, my Nini is too escaping, just be more stable like your Mesut." Isa also likes the well-behaved little boy who follows his parents, although the child's eyes are big It was scary, but it unexpectedly hit the soft spot in her heart.It's so cute!

As a rare female executive of the Bavarian engine factory, also known as the BMW Motor Company, Isa is a strong woman herself, and her daughter Stephanie is inherited from her in many ways, and she is not a soft personality. , so Isa still likes to see honest children from other people's families.

The mothers of the two families are familiar with each other when they talk about their children, and the fathers of the two families can also find some topics to talk about, such as sports, so they chat together.Only the shy Ozil and Stephanie, who was waiting for the big-eyed baby, were left silent.

Little Ozil was a little shy and unwilling to speak, but Stephanie felt that she had seen the real version of Lightbulb Eye, and a series of calculations on how to avenge the little monster and beat Lightbulb Eye started in her mind.

"Let's see you later." The adults of the two families got to know each other initially, and then they each had their own things to do, so they bid farewell and left.

At this moment, they did not expect that the time of goodbye would come so soon, and they were all called to the kindergarten that day.

"Could it be that Mesut bullied Stephanie?" Mrs. Ozil said with some hesitation when she saw the Muellers who also appeared in the kindergarten principal's office.But her Mesut is not that kind of child!

The expressions of the Mullers and his wife were a little embarrassed. They arrived earlier than the Ozil couple, so they knew something from the teacher in advance.

Mrs. Hoffman, who is both a teacher and the principal of the kindergarten, was also embarrassed: "In fact, Stephanie beat Mesut, who was one year older than her."

"What?" The Ozils were in a daze. Was their son beaten by a girl younger than him on the first day of kindergarten?Could it be that the child's fighting scum attribute has been lit up since he was a child?

Haha, that's right, the five slags of war also have to start with the baby.Getting spanked on the first day of kindergarten is why the grown-up Mesut Ozil is reluctant to talk about how he met Miss Stephanie Müller.

Too shameful!