[Football] Because your eyes are too big

After passing the medical examination, Mesut officially signed an agreement with Real Madrid and became a member of Real Madrid.

After the press conference, accompanied by club staff, Mesut and his national teammate Khedira, who also joined Real Madrid this year, visited the club together.

Mesut tried his best to make himself look calm, but in fact, he felt a little uneasy when he heard the staff's unfamiliar Spanish.This is his first time to play football abroad, and now it seems that he is facing many problems, the first of which is the language problem.

Mesut has struggled with foreign languages ​​since he was a child. When he was young, he often asked his little friend Stephanie to help him in foreign language classes.Contrary to him, Stephanie has been a language expert since she was a child, and can quickly master several foreign languages.According to her own statement, she is now interested in learning Chinese again and is learning Chinese. She plans to show off her Chinese in interviews with reporters at the next China Open.

Mesut started learning Spanish long before he thought he was going to move to Barcelona.After confirming his move to Real Madrid, he stepped up his studies.But as soon as he set foot on the land of Spain and listened to the Spanish, his eyes were full of confusion. He felt that it was different from the Spanish he had learned.Had he not come to Spain at all?

In this case, the national team teammate Khedira, who was transferred at the same time, became his reliance.They are both Mu Slin and the German team. The two have had a good friendship since they were in the national youth team. Mesut feels that the current Rabbi Khedi is more reliable than ever.

Mesut followed Khedira step by step, and he laughed at himself. If Stephanie knew about it, he would definitely laugh at him for being useless.

When Mesut was thinking wildly, the accompanying staff and Khedira stopped, and Mesut also came back to his senses. He also looked forward, and his expression immediately became much more correct.Because at this moment, Real Madrid's head coach Mourinho is coming.

Mourinho is actually a newcomer to Real Madrid. He left Inter Milan, which had just won the Champions League, and switched to Real Madrid.As the most special one, he feels that since he can conquer the Dragon Stadium, Stamford Bridge Stadium and Meazza Stadium, he can also conquer the Bernabéu Stadium and the picky fans here.

Mourinho came to Real Madrid with great ambitions. From the first day he became the head coach of Real Madrid, he began to build the Real Madrid in his mind according to his own heart.

In the past, some team coaches who lost to Real Madrid would say that they could win if they were given a team like Real Madrid and a lineup like that.

From this sentence, it can be seen that Real Madrid's lineup and the thickness of the bench.

Mourinho also thinks so. After the old captains Raul and Guti both left, the Spanish national team captain Casillas became the captain of Real Madrid as he wished, and many members of the world champion Spanish national team surrounded him.Even more eye-catching are the two Mr. Golden Globes in the team - Kaka and Ronaldo.But it is these two gentlemen who have their own problems, and Mourinho needs to worry about them the most.

Since Kaka won the Golden Globe in [-], the Golden Globe has been occupied by two people, that is Ronaldo and Messi.

Ronaldo's previous honor was obtained at Manchester United. After that, he came to Real Madrid with a record transfer fee.Real Madrid fans have high hopes for him.It's just that in the first year after coming to Real Madrid, although Ronaldo's performance was still good, he didn't bring Real Madrid a trophy.How to activate Ronaldo and let him display the true strength of Mr. Golden Globe is a major problem for the head coach of Real Madrid. Now this problem is in the hands of Mourinho.

Although the two are both Portuguese and even have a common agent, Mourinho is not interested in the so-called Mr. Golden Globe.In his words, he is the greatest under God, and no one can surpass him.And Ronaldo's personality is also very prominent, so no one knows what kind of chemical reaction will be produced when two Portuguese people with different personalities but both are rebellious get together.

Compared with the need for Ronaldo to run in sports and other aspects, Kaka's problem is more of a headache for Mourinho.

Even if there are problems with Ronaldo's personality, his professionalism is unquestionable, and he will go all out once he plays.

But Kaka couldn't play at all.

After coming to Real Madrid with a transfer fee lower than that of Ronaldo, Kaka had a period of high-profile performances, and also had a honeymoon period with Real Madrid fans.However, with the increasing number of injuries, his state has become ups and downs.

In the World Cup in South Africa, both Ronaldo and Messi were very unhappy, but compared to them, Kaka should be the most disappointed.First, he got an unimaginable red card, and then there was news of a serious injury. This made Mourinho, who had been sitting in front of the TV with a small notebook and taking notes, almost broke his pen.

The subsequent news made Mourinho very unhappy. Kaka's injury was very serious. In order to continue his career, he has decided to accept the doctor's advice and spend almost a season to heal his injury.

Originally, Kaka played an important role in Mourinho's lineup plan for Real Madrid, but now he is completely useless, which makes Mourinho shut himself in the office and greet in various languages The person who caused Kaka to be injured.

After scolding people, Mourinho relaxed a little, but he couldn't relax yet.Now that Kaka can't be used, he must choose someone who can replace Kaka.

Mourinho's first consideration was the people in the Real Madrid team. To his chagrin, if Guti hadn't left, he might be able to temporarily fill the damage caused by Kaka's absence to the lineup with the help of others.It's just that before he came to Real Madrid, the Golden Wolf of the Bernabeu finally took off the white jersey of Real Madrid for more than 20 years and left Turkey.As for the players in the Real Madrid youth training camp, although Mourinho admits that there are many good players among them, it is a pity that they are not useful for the time being.

Since Real Madrid itself could not find someone who could replace Kaka, Mourinho turned his attention to other than Real Madrid.He remembered a name he had jotted down in his notebook while watching the World Cup - Mesut Ozil.

In fact, Mesut cannot be called a perfect substitute for Kaka. Every player has his own characteristics, no matter how similar their styles of play are.

Mesut's performance in South Africa was also kept in mind by Mourinho. He had a good impression of the German midfielder, so he brought the German to the Bernabeu with a stroke of a pen.

Today is the day when Mesut and Khedira came to Real Madrid to report. As the head coach, Mourinho met with them today and expressed his welcome and attention.

"Hello, sir." Khedira greeted Mourinho in English. He should have spoken Portuguese, the coach's native language, but he didn't speak Portuguese very well.

Mourinho, who was originally a translator, is naturally fluent in English. He smiled and nodded to communicate with the two Germans.No way, although he knows several foreign languages, German is not included.So there is a Portuguese and a German talking in English, with a dazed German next to them.

Mourinho can be the head coach of a wealthy family, so his ability to observe words and deeds is naturally very high.He soon saw the blank face of Mesut, whom he had high hopes for, with "what are you talking about?" written all over his face. He laughed a little, and slowed down his speaking speed to communicate with Mesut.

Because it was only the first meeting, Mourinho simply expressed his welcome, and did not mention too much about the lineup concept, which will only be involved when the team starts intensive training in the future.

At the end, Mourinho pointed out: "It should be the first time for you to go abroad to play football. To adapt to life abroad, start with the language barrier."

"Mr. Mourinho is very kind." Waiting for Mourinho to go away, Khedira said to Mesut with a sigh of relief. He thought that according to the news he had heard from the media before, this Mr. Mourinho should be transformed into an angry bird all the time. I didn't expect to be so easy to talk.

"Well, he is very nice." Mesut also nodded, and I have to say that Mourinho does have his unique personality charm.

Now that the head coach has seen it, Mesut and his future teammates also came here to meet their new teammates.

"Welcome to you. If you have any questions in Madrid, you can always come to me. I think I should be able to provide some help." The first to express the welcome, and the one who said it was the team's new captain Iker Casillas.After the mountain of Raul finally left, especially as the captain of the national team led his team to win the World Cup, the Spanish goalkeeper looked particularly refreshed.

Although Mesut and Khedira had never played football abroad, they both knew the importance of greeting local snakes. They nodded repeatedly and greeted the Spanish gang headed by Cassie seriously.I would like to mention one guy in particular here. Vice-team Ramos seems to be an acquaintance, and he is very enthusiastic when we meet. He seems to be very interested in Mesut, and he especially likes to tease this guy who has studied Spanish for a long time and still can't speak it. Big Eye Boy spoke Spanish.

The Real Madrid dressing room is divided into three parts from the perspective of language, the Spanish department, the Portuguese department and others.In addition to the Spanish local gang, there are also Argentine and South American players such as Higuain in the Spanish language department.As for the Portuguese department, the Portuguese headed by Ronaldo and the Brazilians like Kaka, not only Ronaldo appeared today, but also Kaka, who is recuperating from his injuries.

"Welcome!" The reserved and haughty tone is naturally what Ronaldo would have. The Portuguese raised his chin slightly to express his welcome.

Because the opponent is Ronaldo, who is famous for his football skills and sex, Mesut and Khedira cheered up to communicate with him, and gave him a bad evaluation in their hearts.But when they get along for a long time in the future, these two people will directly sigh with emotion, ah, this guy is just a funny guy like Thomas, his mind has been stuck at the three-year-old stage, and he hasn't grown up at all.

After Ronaldo, Kaka, another Real Madrid active Mr. Golden Ball, also came over.

Unlike Ronaldo, who is still high-spirited and high-spirited despite being frustrated in South Africa, Kaka has a calm face and a bit of melancholy. "Hello." He greeted Mesut and the others with a smile, showing his white teeth.

"Hello." Mesut greeted Kaka shyly. From the tone of his agent Fazeli and some media reports, he knew that he was brought to Real Madrid to replace the man in front of him. The Brazilian, now that the Lord has appeared in front of him, he is still a little embarrassed.Of course, embarrassment is one aspect. In fact, when he came to Real Madrid, he also planned to compare with Kakabi, and had the ambition to squeeze Mr. Golden Globe into the bench. Since he has such thoughts, Seeing Kaka naturally felt a little embarrassed.

Kaka actually came today for Mesut. He knew that the team would face trouble in formation because of his absence.Later, he heard that the team had introduced the midfielder Mesut Ozil of the German national team, and he became curious about Mesut.

During the World Cup in South Africa, because he was also playing, he didn't pay much attention to the teams that he would not meet for the time being.However, there was one game that he did watch, and that was the [-]-[-] victory of South American enemy Argentina by Germany. He was amazed by the fighting power of the German tanks during the game.Although the performances of forwards like Thomas and Klose are outstanding, Kaka has a deeper memory of Mesut, who is also a midfielder. He often brings himself into it during the game, imagining that if he How should the ball be handled.

It can be said that even if they have not met, Kaka already has a fresh memory of Mesut, and Kaka is very relieved that the club can choose him to replace him.But while rest assured, he was also a little worried, wondering if he would still have a place in the team when he came back from injury.

Although he was a little worried, Kaka was still a very kind person. He greeted Mesut and the others warmly, and said that if he needed help again, just look for him.

"Kaka is such a good person!" Mesut sighed in his heart.

But before he had time to feel guilty about competing with Kaka, a bald head stood coquettishly in front of him.

"Yo!" The bald man squinted his eyes and greeted Mesut.

At this moment, Khedira was pulled over by Alonsola to speak, and Mesut looked around in a panic, wanting to find someone to translate for him.

"I can speak a little German." What the bald man said in German temporarily dispelled Mesut's concerns.

"I'm Karim Benzema, you can call me Karim, and you're also Mu Slim, right?" Baldhead introduced himself.

In the Real Madrid locker room, Benzema, a Frenchman, is neither Spanish nor Portuguese, he can only be regarded as something else.However, in view of the fact that there are still a few Frenchmen in the Real Madrid team, especially the senior Zidane as their backer, the few Frenchmen, especially Benzema, are still living well.

Of course, with his excellent communication skills and his own strength, he can move well between the Spanish and Portuguese languages. This is the reason why he can gain a foothold in Real Madrid.

Just like just now, Benzema was also waiting to say hello to his new teammates, but he was so colorful that he asked the bigwigs from the Spanish and Portuguese departments to say hello before coming over.

For the new teammates, Benzema is somewhat curious, after all, France and Germany have a long history.One of the former four little swans of the French youth army is really curious about the younger generation of the Germanic chariot who won the European Youth Championship.

Mesut nodded, although he felt that Benzema was a little too enthusiastic, but since they are all brothers, they should take care of each other.

So Mesut started chatting with Benzema, both of them had new acquaintances, and they found that they had a lot of common topics, such as talking about girls or bars, and the two of them hooked up quickly. The shoulders are put on the back.Khedira, who had finished chatting with Alonso, looked over worriedly, and was surprised to find that Mesut, who always seemed to give people a very shy feeling, made friends so quickly.

Although meeting on the first day, Mesut felt that Real Madrid's new teammates were very friendly.But he knew that to really gain a foothold here, it still depends on his own strength.If he does not show the strength worthy of Real Madrid, it is estimated that not only will he not be able to get the friendship of his teammates, but he will also be cleaned out by the club.

Mesut began to adapt to the life of Real Madrid conscientiously. Fortunately, his performance was strong enough. In the days when Kaka was not around, he was a good substitute for him, and the picky Real Madrid fans were gradually satisfied with his performance. A firm foothold in Real Madrid.

By the time Mesut was able to build a match with most of the team to go clubbing and laugh and play together, the time had come to the second half of the season.

When Mesut and his teammates walked back to the locker room after a day of training, they heard a cell phone ringing from someone's locker.This ringtone has never appeared in the locker room, and everyone was a little surprised who changed the ringtone again, and this ringtone sounds a little strange.

Just as everyone was looking for the phone in the closet that was ringing, Mesut, who was walking behind, rushed forward, opened his closet and hurriedly took out his mobile phone.

"Hello, Nini?"

Hearing that Mesut called a woman's name in German, Benzema gave a few good teammates a wink, and everyone immediately gathered around them knowingly. Ronaldo was not interested in this kind of child's tricks, and went straight to his closet, but judging from his ears pricked up while arranging his clothes, he didn't seem so disinterested.

Mesut's mobile phone ringtone is specially set for Stephanie, which is the music that sounds when a little monster in the Ultraman series is defeated by Ultraman.

Mesut was bullied by Stephanie and grew up. After growing up, he secretly found this music as the exclusive ringtone for Stephanie in his mobile phone.Of course, Stephanie didn't know, otherwise, as a fan of the Ultraman series, she would know it as soon as she heard it, and she would fix Mesut later.

When the bell rang, it was naturally a call from Stephanie.Stephanie told Mesut that she had arrived at the airport in Madrid and asked Mesut to pick her up at the airport.

As soon as he put down the phone, Mesut quickly took a shower, changed his clothes and rushed out.

Benzema gave Ramos a wink. Although the latter always likes to play as a guest striker, the defender still has the ability to intercept and intercepted Mesut halfway.

"Mesut, where are you going in such a hurry?" Ramos stretched out his hand, put his arm around Mesut's shoulder, and then lay his whole body on top of him.

"That's right, didn't we agree to go to the bar that Guti introduced together?" Benzema then stopped in front of Mesut.He had been teammates with Guti for a year, and he knew a lot of interesting places in Madrid from Guti. Before that, Mesut went to a lot with him, leaving the media with a lot of news about Real Madrid playboys hanging out in nightclubs.

"I'm going to the airport to pick up a friend. She's already at the airport and waiting there." Mesut was a little anxious. He first said it in German, and then said it intermittently in Spanish, which was still not very proficient.

Stephanie's patience is all on the court, but she is usually a person with insufficient patience.With her personality, if she was in a hurry, he would be the one to suffer later.Although the current Mesut is capable of resisting Stephanie, he has been bullied by Stephanie for many years, and he seldom resists.

she?

Benzema and Ramos looked at each other, and they were even more curious.

Mesut is said to have broken up with his girlfriend before coming to Madrid and has not started a new relationship, so he is still a happy bachelor.But seeing how nervous he was when he answered the phone just now, it seems that the "she" he mentioned is someone who has a close relationship with him.

"That's good. I'm afraid you are not familiar with the road conditions in Madrid. Karim and I will go with you." Ramos held Mesut tightly in his arms, not allowing him to object.

But I have been in Madrid for more than half a year, and I am already familiar with the road conditions. It is not as difficult to master as Spanish, Mesut wanted to complain.But those two obviously didn't want to give him a chance to refuse, and they had already rushed to the parking lot with him on one side and the other on the right.Mesut had no choice but to drive in the lead and let the two guys who were afraid that he was not familiar with the road conditions drive behind.

The three cars arrived at the airport smoothly all the way, parked the car, and Mesut rushed into the airport first.Soon, based on his familiarity with Stephanie, he successfully found Stephanie who had dressed herself up like a different person.

Stephanie wore a black wig today, and also wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses to cover her eyes. There were also a few small freckles on her face. It would be really hard for someone who is not familiar with her. Spotted her among the crowd at the airport.

It is precisely because of this dress that Stephanie can stay at the airport confidently and wait for Mesut to come and pick her up.However, after waiting for a while, she is now tapping her arm with her fingers impatiently, obviously her patience is about to run out.

"Nini!" Mesut called Stephanie's name while running over.

"Why did you come here?" Stephanie impatiently handed her suitcase to Mesut, while she carried a tennis bag with her.For her, salutes and other things can be thrown away by others, or thrown away at any time, only the tennis bag is not allowed.

"I just finished training, and today it's late because the coach temporarily added some tactical training." Mesut quickly explained.

"Let me tell you, you should have finished training by this time." Stephanie knew Mesut's training time and work and rest time fairly well, so she asked him to pick him up from the plane.As she spoke, she walked out of the airport with her tennis bag on her back. She was familiar with Madrid in the past two years. After all, she had to participate in the Madrid Masters in the past two years and came here every year.

"Do you want to stay at my house?" Mesut dragged the suitcase behind Stephanie, quickly caught up with her, and walked side by side with her.

"Of course, I made time to arrive in Madrid ahead of schedule just to allow you to be a landlord." Stephanie glanced at him unceremoniously, "Don't forget that you still owe me a meal. Then she was a little proud, "I arrived in Madrid a week earlier than the others. When the reporters came to the airport, they would wonder why I didn't come, but when the game started, I showed up again. It's interesting to think about it. !"

"Yes, yes!" Mesut was well aware of the severity of the girls around him, after all, he was also a victim.

At this time, because Mesut ran too fast and there were too many people at the airport, Ramos and Benzema, who had lost him after him, finally found them.

They also saw Stephanie next to Mesut. After looking at the lady, they secretly muttered in their hearts that Mesut's taste is just like this, similar to Cristiano's. No wonder they can have chat.

In the eyes of these two stars, Stephanie's appearance is that of Xiao Jiabiyu, not like the kind of girl that stars would choose.But seeing Mesut dragging the suitcase attentively and his attitude towards Stephanie, they thought that Mesut might just like this type of girl.

"Hey, Mesut, don't you want to introduce your friend to us?" Ramos approached familiarly.

The first time Stephanie saw him, her eyes lit up, and then her eyes were full of disappointment.

Mesut knew all kinds of reactions of Stephanie very well, and he knew what Stephanie was thinking at a glance.Needless to say, as a dedicated nympho, Stephanie must be complaining that Ramos' appearance is declining.

Just as Mesut thought, Stephanie was wailing in her heart: "Where is the promised Shui Lingling? Why did you make yourself so rough!"

Stephanie often watches football games, and she can be regarded as a treasure to handsome guys from all over the world.Because there are several handsome guys in Spain, she has always paid attention to them. The moment the young Ramos appeared, her eyes lit up, but as the "water girl" became the "water master", Ramos More and more masculine breath, and a lot of the little freshness of the past.Originally, Stephanie saw Ramos' current appearance on TV, and it was fine, but now she faced the cruel reality of Ramos' "growth disability" face to face, and she suddenly couldn't accept it.

As Stephanie mourns the loss of another handsome guy she loves, Mesut has covered it for her: "This is my friend Nini, Nini this is my team-mate Ramos and Benzema .”

"Hello." Stephanie came back to her senses and greeted the two people in French and Spanish respectively.

"I didn't expect that Mesut's friends could speak fluent French and Spanish. You really don't look like his friends." Benzema grinned.For the French, hearing French is something that makes them very happy.

"He needs a friend like me just because he is a waste of language." Stephanie complained about Mesut unceremoniously.

Mesut spread his hands and said that he would be shot if he didn't speak.

Although Stephanie's appearance does not match the aesthetics of Benzema and Ramos, they all think that this lady is funny and cute.So Ramos offered to invite Stephanie to have dinner together as the host.

"Okay, I come to Madrid every year, but I still feel that I don't know enough about the food in Madrid." Stephanie is very happy. As a tennis player, she plays games all over the world every year, one place at a time It is a must to try the local delicacies.

"Does Nini come to Madrid every year?" Ramos asked after arriving at the hotel Ramos was looking for and entering the box.

Stephanie nodded: "Well, because of work, I come here once a year."

Benzema's observation skills are good, he noticed the tennis bag that Stephanie was carrying. "Could it be that Nini, are you here to see the Madrid Masters?" He said to watch, not to participate in, because the Madrid Masters is a tournament second only to the Grand Slam with a compulsory entry system, and all the players participating are world-renowned players .So he guessed that this young lady was probably a fan, chasing the stars to watch the game.

Ramos was reminded by Benzema's words: "Yes, the first week of May every year is the day when the Madrid Masters is held, and there are still two weeks left."

"Because this guy came to Real Madrid this year, so I came ahead of time. I decided to eat the big players and destroy Mesut in a week!" Stephanie smiled and glanced at Mesut.

Mesut was very helpless: "Please, you earn more than me every year."

"What I earn is still mine, but I am still very interested in eating poor you."

"Okay, you won!" Mesut shrugged. Since he was a child, he knew how bad Stephanie's character was, so saying this was in line with her personality.

The two exchanged a few words, but Ramos and Benzema were taken aback for a moment.What's the meaning?Why would Mesut say Miss Nini made more money than he?You must know that Mesut, as a star, has not reached the level of Melo, but he has made a lot of money, especially after joining Real Madrid, he has only earned more money.

In the spirit of asking if you don't understand, Ramos asked.

Ramos' words reminded Stephanie, she simply took off her wig and glasses.

Although there are still some small freckles on her face, Stephanie's true face can still be seen clearly.So Ramos and Benzema were startled by the big change in front of them: "Müller? Stephanie Müller?"

"That's right, it's that Muller." Mesut looked remorseful, how he survived from Stephanie's hands until now.

"Well, it's the Muller who can beat Mesut and cry." Stephanie raised her fist at Mesut. She came a week early, so she should have time to play with this guy, right?Speaking of which, she hasn't had fun with him for a long time!

The author has something to say: The Madrid Masters, held every year in the first week of May, is a crown tournament that is mandatory for participation.So the little monster finally came after the big-eyed monster came to Madrid for more than half a year.

The current progress is that others think that the two of them are very suitable and ambiguous, but the two of them are absolutely impossible to be with each other.

Finally, a certain big-eyed monster used the music of Ultraman beating the little monster as the ringtone for the little monster's call, hoping not to be discovered by the little monster.