Zong and the unparalleled loli team up to brush the copy

"So~ Tony's mother's distant cousin?" Hawkeye Button took a sip of his wine to suppress his shock.He remembered that Ms. Stark, Tony's mother, was an orthodox European?

Hawkeye glanced at Mu Xue, who was pure black hair and black eyes.Wow, this relative seems a little far away... right?

"Oh, it looks like this. Maybe?"

"...←_←" What the hell is the hot guy behind you, what the hell!Aren't you sure yourself, Mister Iron Man!

Iron Man Tony: What the hell, try if you have a little aunt who has been lolita for decades!If you don't doubt life, labor and management will take your surname!

"..." well, have to admit it's cool isn't it?

Cool girl!

……

"Host, your eldest nephew seems to be fighting with others, why don't you care?"

The Holy Maiden raised her eyebrows: "Let him go." Tsk, in terms of the ability to speak out, who can compare to Tony Stark?

"But then again, why didn't you see a hot old man collecting scrap metal in this New York battle? Oh, and his good friend Professor Egg?" Tony Stark suddenly changed the subject.These two dead gays eloped in the life and death of New York!Why is there no movement at all?

The old man who collects scrap iron and the egg professor?It's a good image~

The Holy Maiden raised her eyebrows, then closed her eyes.These two people feel a little familiar ~ can't they be "old friends"?

I wiped it!Lady Saint, you have so many "old friends"! ! !

"Hey, Tony, don't say that." Captain America felt that it seemed a little bad to say that behind his back.After all, Professor X is still a special consultant of S.H.I.E.L.D., and the X-Men are also a special team of S.H.I.E.L.D., but they are responsible for different fields.

Fuck!When did the X-Men and S.H.I.E.L.D. merge?Come out, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., let's talk about life!

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will arrive.

The one-eyed leather-clad controller came in, put his hands on his hips and said, "Hey, heroes, you will find a place to enjoy it." You must know how hard it is for these big names to hide their whereabouts under the pressure from above!Fortunately, these people came to the suburbs to have a tea party!

Director Fury's one-eyed glanced over the Avengers one by one, and finally stopped at the Black Widow Natasha.

It doesn't feel good to be stared at by a giant hillbilly braised egg, so the saint finally turned her head to face Commissioner Fury, and smiled with a mouthful of shiny white teeth: "Yo~ this is not a one-eyed little bastard!" Well! Still alive? How lucky."

"You too! Immortal!" Director Fury replied to her.But why do you feel a little gnashing of teeth?

"What did you say? I didn't catch it just now, repeat it again? *^_^*" The lady's smile became even brighter.

"old……"

"Snapped!"

Before Director Fury could speak, his face was covered by the sudden appearance of paper figurines.

Next to Mu Xue stood up and spoke American English fluently: "Keep your mouth clean! Otherwise, someday, if you accidentally bring your dog with you, you won't be able to find out who the murderer is!" As he spoke, the paper man behind him was happily circling around.

"La la la, the master has unlocked a new language! Be careful what you say, you big brat on the spicy side! Believe it or not if you are so rude and neng to death!"

"La la la ~ get (neng) die, get (neng) die!"

Well, it turns out that the cute paper figurine came back.No wonder~ By the way, Chief Fury, you have a bit of a bad idea~ As soon as Lolita got the new language, you hit the gun.

Fury: "..." What did I do wrong?

"Pfft." Tony Stark couldn't help laughing first.For Director Fury's disgrace, he, the CEO and Iron Man, is happy to see it happen.

The other Avengers also turned their heads silently, unable to bear to look directly.

Hahaha, thumbs up for Unrivaled Lolita!

It was just a small warning, so it had no lethal effect. Director Fu Rui wordlessly pulled off the paper figurine pasted on his face, glanced at Gai Shi Lolita, and then glared fiercely at Mu Xue.Every time I see her, nothing good happens! ! !

Mu Xue: Blame me? ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Give Qi Luomei a thumbs up, okay!

But the face that should be given still has to be given.Mu Xue turned her head, and secretly shook her head at Yue Qiluo, telling her sister to be safe and calm.Then, she showed her shiny white teeth to Director Fury, and said sincerely: "Hey, man. Are you kidding me! Where is the natural humor of black people?"

Fury: "..." Are you kidding me?Just kidding your sister! (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ Do you think the director has not seen the hot little loli in red on the roof of the Stark Building to paste Loki with paper dolls over and over again?When I make a stick!

After taking a deep breath and adjusting his mentality, Director Fury said: "Since you are back, I will leave the matter of Professor X to you!" Li's well-maintained calm disappeared without a trace.

"What's none of my business?" Lady Saint frowned.She also thought about taking the unrivaled Lolita out for a while, to see the "customs and customs" here, and to pay a visit to the leader here, God?

Visit God? Σ(っ°Д°;) っFuck, you really know how to play, Mrs. Saint!

This is pretending, it seems to be the same as the real one~

Tsk, no one believes the truth. ╮(╯_╰)╭

"S.H.I.E.L.D.'s diplomatic advisor and special training instructor—Mu Xue! You've been absent from work for many years. If you don't want to suffer from hand cramps writing reports, go to work honestly!"

Mu Xue: "..." Big braised egg, is it really okay for you to blow up the vest of the saint without hesitation?Still can't play well!

System: [Host, this guy is absolutely revenge for the mess you left him when you left! 】

[Tsk, I think so too! 】

"Do you need me to pull out the files in the S.H.I.E.L.D. database to show you, Ms. Mu Xue?" With that said, Director Fury was about to make a call.

"No need!" Mu Xue interrupted him.Let's not go through those old sesame and rotten millet things~ What if we accidentally find black history?Moreover, there are some things that these "little" guys who don't need the reunion know better.

"S.H.I.E.L.D. Diplomatic Advisor and Special Training Instructor? Cool~" Hawkeye Barton whistled.

"So it's our own?" Natasha smiled.Bright and charming.

Tony Stark glanced at Mu Xue, and drank all the vodka in the glass.He didn't know such a big thing!It was agreed at the beginning that the family members should love each other and depend on each other for life!Happy baby!

"Tsk, Tony, you have to know the hard work of an underage girl with a baby." The saint raised her eyebrows.

"I remember that my unreliable father left a huge legacy! Including the Stark Group!"

"Then it was snatched away by someone who was watching secretly without the power to restrain the chicken?"

"So? You just became an agent?"

"Not agents! Advisers and instructors! No field work!" Well, well, field work too.After all, she was dealing with mutants back then, and every day seemed to be playing with her life.However, from the fact that the current X-Men have become the special action team of SHIELD, it can be seen that her "contributions" are great!

"so!"

"So?" The saintess narrowed her eyes, a little unhappy.What the hell, the saint was here for the sake of it!Not for...

System: [Reputation? 】

Mu Xue: [Go away! 】(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

When Tony saw Mu Xue like this, childhood "beautiful" memories flooded into his heart. He turned his cannon and sprayed at Fury: "So! You S.H.I.E.L.D. employs child labor!"

Director Fury: "What?" Why did this talker suddenly find him again?

Obviously this one hasn't reacted yet.

However, other trespassing schemes and lures have become like this ←_←

Fury: I won't take the blame!

Don't be fooled by this old lolita!It is said that she was like this 50 years ago!What an immortal!

It is said?It is said to be reliable!

We only believe that seeing is believing! ! !

Unrivaled Lolita curled her lips and smiled: Oh, stupid mortal!This idiot has been like this for hundreds of years, okay?Ben Loli can't figure out how old she is!

So, what is your "age", Mrs. Saint?

Mu Xue: Hehe, what did you say?It's too windy and the saint can't hear me!

……

"OK! Let's get down to business!" Fury said with a soft voice, "Consultant Mu Xue! I hope you will face up to the seriousness of the task, and the time is urgent!"

"Tsk, what's the matter?" Ever since this braised egg entered the door, he hasn't said anything about it!

If it's something interesting, she doesn't mind taking Qishi Lolita out for a while~

"Someone is catching mutants! Also, the Volturi in Italy have been dishonest recently! Someone has been sent to negotiate!"

Volturi?Fuck!Twilight! ? ! ? !What about the Avengers? Forget about the X-Men, now even vampires come out to act as demons?

"You mean, the former is related to the Volturi?" Lady Saint was rarely serious.

"I didn't say that!" Director Fury spread his hands and threw the blame directly.

"Jarvis!"

"At your service, Ms. Mu Xue."

"Hack into S.H.I.E.L.D. and check for the missing or dead mutants on record. Use the highest authority! You know the password." As one of the founders of S.H.I.E.L.D., how could she not have authority? !

Tony Stark: Little aunt, is it really okay for you to tell Jarvis to hack into S.H.I.E.L.D. in front of the director?etc!highest authority?How come I don't know? !

"Okay, Ms. Mu Xue." After Jarvis responded, the powerful data was continuously refreshed and calculated.Finally, a document is projected.

"Jerry Cope, Tommy Shill, Co..."

"The exact number, Jarvis."

"Five victims in total, ma'am." Jarvis turned off the projector, "And, I found something interesting."

"Say!" Jarvis, can you stop being a gentleman at this time!Didn't you see that the Holy Maiden is going to blow up?

"In the area where these five mutants disappeared, there are thirteen ordinary people missing. The shortest interval is less than 10 minutes, ma'am."

After Jarvis finished speaking, the Avengers fell silent.I didn't expect these things to happen under their noses!Mutants, ordinary people, eighteen lives!And maybe even more! ! !

"There is no corpse?" The Holy Maiden frowned slightly.

"No."

After getting the exact answer, Mu Xue lost the irritability she had just now, and turned her head and smiled softly at Unrivaled Lolita: "Qi Luo, are you interested in seeing new species? Immortal hot species?"

"Huh?" The peerless loli with jelly beans in her mouth chewed the candy with a "crack", blinked her dark eyes, and then smiled sweetly.

Immortal...?