[Comprehensive fear] This perverted world

After the failure of the job of "teaching Jacob to cook", Tang Youming regained his spirit and decided to continue to lead Jacob back into society in other ways.

Tang Youming stood at the door and stretched out his hand to Jacob: "Here."

Jacob didn't move.

Tang Youming waved this hand in front of his eyes, hoping that he would recover as soon as possible.I don't know if it's because of the problem during this period or Jacob's own problem, but Tang Youming found that Jacob was often in a daze when he was with her.

"What?" Jacob finally came to his senses, and he looked at Tang Youming's hand with dull eyes.

"Hold my hand, what if you get lost in a while... Hey! We are going shopping in the supermarket, not killing people. Let me put down that iron hook... Yes, I can't bring this kitchen knife... I miss the fire ax No need to emphasize it any more..."

Tang Youming watched Jacob pick out one weapon after another, and wondered in his heart whether he understood what it meant to "go to the supermarket".But she still suppressed the anxiety in her heart, walked over and took Jacob's hand directly.

Time is pressing and there is no room for delay.And it also keeps him from holding something messy in his hands...

She felt Jacob stiffen all over, but followed her out obediently.

Perhaps because he hadn't been out for a long time, Tang Youming noticed that Jacob was trembling slightly after seeing the dense crowd.She rubbed her thumb lightly against his palm, hoping to ease his tension.But contrary to expectations, Jacob seemed to be trembling even more...

"Uh, are you okay?" Tang Youming gently tugged Jacob, who seemed to be in a fugue state again.

"Huh? Huh? Oh, it's okay." Jacob seemed to be in a much normal state after he came back to his senses.

After Tang Youming sighed, he continued to resign himself to leading Jacob to the supermarket.

"Here's the price tag, look how much it says... Hey! What are you doing with all those condoms! Do you know what it's for? Well, I know it's in a cute packaging... umm, I also know that the strawberry flavor looks very attractive...I don’t agree with you when I say that! Put it back quickly! Didn’t you see that the uncle next to us looked at us in the wrong way!!!”

Jacob saw that Tang Youming was on the verge of getting a haircut, so he reluctantly put down the condoms with various strange themes.Tang Youming heard the old man beside him sigh quietly: "Young people nowadays..." Then he added a meaningful sigh.

Sir, don't sigh!You listen to me explain!Things are really not what you think!Tang Youming looked at the back of the uncle leaving and let out a desperate cry in his heart.

"What's wrong with you?" Jacob looked at her worriedly.

Tang Youming suspected that Jacob had the ability to sense her psychology, and he seemed to be able to feel every time her mood changed.In order not to worry him, Tang Youming could only give him a relieved smile: "It's okay."

Jacob has always had the ability to make you want to strangle him one second and then just want to pounce on him and give him a hug the next.

Jacob observed Tang Youming for a few minutes, and found that she kept smiling and happily pushed the shopping cart to make purchases.

As expected, he was still a child... Tang Youming followed Jacob, watching him excitedly inspecting the shelves in front of him with some amusement, feeling as if he had opened the door to a new world.

"Can you buy all of these?" Jacob's eyes sparkled.

Tang Youming couldn't help pinching his face: "Of course." As long as he doesn't buy those weird things... After all, Jacob is a local tyrant, but the money is used to stick the wall...

Jacob froze again, he was still a little unaccustomed to Tang Youming's intimate behaviors such as pinching his face and patting his shoulders from time to time.

Seeing his blushing, Tang Youming couldn't help feeling a little cute.She became playful for a while, and leaned forward on tiptoe, making a gesture to kiss him.

Jacob hurriedly picked up a few books and ran away in a panic.

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after an hour.

Jacob was carrying several bags in his hands, two newly purchased backpacks on his back, and a satchel hanging around his neck.

The worst part is that these bags are full.

Kudos to Jacob for being a big guy…

"By the way, what did you buy?" Tang Youming, who only had a few packs of potato chips, couldn't understand why Jacob bought so many.

"Hey hey hey" Jacob grinned stupidly and didn't answer Tang Youming's question.

Tang Youming was inexplicably infected by his happiness, and hummed a little tune in a good mood.

"What are you singing?" Jacob's curiosity was aroused.

"Nothing'sgonnachangemyloveforyou, you should be able to use it for chasing girls in the future, do you want me to teach you?" Teaching Jacob to chase girls is also a step to bring him back to society!

Jacob's eyes sparkled again, and he nodded heavily.

Tang Youming suddenly felt envious of the girl Jacob would confess to in the future.After living together for a period of time, Jacob's loyal dog attributes are undoubtedly exposed.No matter what it is, as long as Tang Youming gives an order, Jacob will try his best to complete it.This can be seen from the fact that he destroyed three pots but still persisted in learning how to fry eggs.This guy's talent in frying pans is comparable to Neville's, but fortunately she's not a professor...

"So now we're going back, are you okay?" Tang Youming looked at Jacob's bags with some concern.

Jacob nodded again, Tang Youming saw him like this and stopped asking.

The strange thing is that after walking a few steps, Tang Youming found that Jacob hadn't followed. She looked back curiously and found that Jacob was looking at the bag in her hand.

"give it to me"

"What?" It took Tang Youming a long time to realize that Jacob was talking about helping her carry the bag.

"You said not to let a lady carry a pocket" Jacob's tone was very sincere.

Tang Youming suddenly remembered that he had said something like this when he took Jacob out to buy vegetables two days ago.

This child really remembers every word she said as an imperial decree, she is inexplicably moved...

Tang Youming put down the bag immediately, and patted his chest proudly: "Go to his mission, I'll take you to a restaurant today!"

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Although Jacob is not bad, it is not a problem to spend all the time on this task...

And he has already learned how to scramble eggs with tomatoes, and he can also go shopping in the street.But the system still didn't judge that Tang Youming had cleared the level, which made her very anxious.

Shouldn't she also help him solve his personal problems by the way!She's not fucking!

Tang Youming glanced at Jacob, who was happily playing mobile games. Since he got a mobile phone, he couldn't stop at all.Fortunately, I still listen to her more, and my daily life has not been affected.

"Are you worried?" Although Jacob stared at the phone screen, he seemed to be able to feel her mood.

Here it is again, this strange telepathy.But Tang Youming felt very tired at the moment, and she didn't want to talk.

"Tang, can I ask you something?" Jacob put down his phone and looked straight at Tang Youming, "Are you completing some task? What will happen to you after you finish it? Will you leave?"

"This..." It was definitely impossible for Tang Youming to tell him the truth, but she couldn't find a suitable excuse for a while.

"Will you go?" Her hesitation made Jacob suspicious, and he asked her persistently.

"I..." After all, I have lived for so long, and it is not easy to say that I want to leave.

"Did I let you down?" Jacob lowered his head.Even if he couldn't see his expression, Tang Youming knew that he was not happy now.

"No, no, no, it's not your fault. I'm sorry... Forget it, let's not talk about this for now. Let's order a pizza for lunch today. I'll teach you how to order takeaway."

Although very reluctant, Jacob still picked up the phone under Tang Youming's insistence.

"Here, this is the app. Click in, register an account, and enter your mobile phone number... By the way, do you have my mobile phone number? Come on, I'll leave one for you. Wait a minute, this seems to be mine before... Well, you have I will delete this in a short time, and I will give you another number in two days. But have you learned how to order takeaway? Why don’t you try it.”

Jacob took the phone, followed the steps Tang Youming said step by step, and finally successfully ordered a pizza.

"Look, this is easier than cooking by yourself..."

[Ding----]

[mission completed]

So the most important step to return to society is to learn to order takeaway?I don't know if Jacob will be frightened watching her disappear suddenly...

[Enter the second phase of the task]

[The task at this stage cannot be rejected, and there is no skill bonus, and the character will terminate upon death]

"Wait a minute! System, can I replace my body first?"

[Currently no suitable body]

"What do you mean by not having a suitable body yet? What have you done to my body!!!"

[Please be patient, we will notify you as soon as we have a suitable body]

"Let's not talk about this first, explain to me what's wrong with my body!!!"

[New task is being generated...]

"Hey! Is it really okay to just ignore other people's problems like this!"

[Mission objective: reveal the true face of the new family member]

[Mission Summary: Your parents decided to adopt another child because of the pain of losing a child, but you keenly found that this new "sister" is a bit unusual, you need to reveal her true face to your parents...]

[transmitting...]

The author has something to say:

#唐名名的打face小剧#

After Tang Youming disappeared, Jacob opened the "Cooking Encyclopedia" that she claimed to have studied carefully, and found that the first page resolutely wrote: Some people said that "tomato scrambled eggs are a famous dish that changed human history".

Turn to the second page:

Whoever says that is purely bullshit.

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The takeaway stalk comes from the author recently bought a member of Ele.me, and I can't stop ordering takeaway...

But I finally wrote about the little bitch that everyone loves to see~

You should be able to guess what movie it is~

I reviewed it before writing the article, and found that the male lead also acted in "Growth Education".

That film is an educational film to teach loli not to be too greedy for uncles, but the personal experience of the screenwriter makes people applaud... (You can do it yourself Douban)