The rebirth of the idol boy group takes the harem

The relationship between the two was at its lowest point, or it could be said that Jin Ruoyan unilaterally provoked the cold war.However, this cold war method is both unique and high-end. He never replied to Yue Mingxin's words, but never let go of any point that could attack him.

Jin Ruoyan often writes gibberish and gibberish. As the saying goes, develop in life and grow in practice. Over time, he has cultivated a good ability to complain. They can directly hit the key points in the laughter, and in addition to the torture of the parties involved, the onlookers can achieve the effect of physical and mental pleasure.

It was also for this reason that Jin Ruoyan avoided the criticism and education of Yue Mingxin, including his agent, when he launched a cold war against Yue Mingxin. Often, Yue Mingxin was ashamed of being a man, and the people next to him laughed and patted him on the shoulder and said, Killing me friends!Hey, why don't you smile?

In the days of sacrificing himself and entertaining his teammates, Yue Mingxin felt that the days were like years, and finally looked forward to the recording of the fourth group comprehensive.The six people came to the farmhouse. The repressed Young Master Yue decided that Jin Ruoyan would not let him get off the stage in front of the camera. He gradually let go of his mood and returned to his arrogant nature. Sometimes he thought the car ride was too long, and sometimes he thought there was too much dust in the countryside. The surrounding environment is out of place.

When he arrived at the farmhouse, Yue Mingxin looked around and asked in a bad tone: "Are we recording here?" After getting an affirmative answer, he reluctantly replied, "Oh."

Jin Ruoyan was about to explode, Lan Shijie stood up to be the peacemaker, and told Yue Mingxin the facts and reasoned: "There is nothing wrong here, not only the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the air is fresh, but also there is a vegetable garden outside, what you want to eat, just pick it off, it is non-toxic and non-toxic. Harmful, nutritious and fresh, like us, eating a lot of big fish and meat, and occasionally eating some small fresh farm dishes, is also pretty good." Then he pointed to a bowl of yellow paste on the stove and said, "Let's talk about this , it should be corn paste, which belongs to coarse grains, rich in cellulose, easy to be digested and absorbed by the stomach, and very good for the body!"

The aunt next to her nodded: "You doll really has eyesight, this is indeed made of corn and potatoes..."

Listening to Lan Shijie's brainwashing speech like a pyramid scheme, Yue Mingxin picked up the spoon first, took a sip, and nodded cooperatively: "Well, the taste is really good!"

The aunt finished the above sentence: "... used to feed pigs!"

Jin Ruoyan added a knife at the right time: "Since you like it, why don't you pack a bag for you, and go back and drink!"

Yue Mingxin: "..."

When you come to a fellow villager's house, when it's time to eat, of course you have to rely on your own resources. Although Lan Shijie's principles are clear and logical, the vegetable garden has everything you need, such as vegetables, radishes, tomatoes, and sweet potatoes, but a few people still cast their hungry eyes on the fellow villager's family like weasels. The natural and pollution-free poultry, anyway, there is a program group to compensate the owner for the loss, so they have no scruples.

They work in a team of two with different divisions of labor. Jin Ruoyan and Fang Yunqi are in charge of making beggar chicken, Yue Mingxin and Lan Shijie are in charge of making sauced duck, Yuan Fei and Xu Leshu are in charge of doing odd jobs, such as picking vegetables, chopping firewood, lighting fire and washing dishes, etc.

After the task was assigned, Yue Mingxin lingered and didn't want to go out. Jin Ruoyan didn't like him anyway, and the first thing he said was sarcasm: "Why don't you go soon? You are so ink-stained, you don't dare to kill ducks, do you?"

Upon hearing this, Young Master Yue went out proudly, caught one at random in the yard, put it on the chopping board, took a deep breath, raised the knife and dropped it, and completed the task.

Everyone was shocked, Jin Ruoyan also walked to the chopping board, looked down at the creature that died in Young Master Yue's hands, and asked slowly, "Yue Mingxin, did it scream when you slaughtered it?"

Just a simple question made Yue Mingxin so nervous that he swallowed.

Even recording the show couldn't stop Jin Ruoyan from maxing out his skill points and practicing sarcasm at him. Now, with just the movement of those two lips, he feels like being sent to the execution ground.

Being called again, Yue Mingxin braced himself and replied tremblingly, "Call, I called twice, what's wrong?"

Jin Ruoyan still didn't look up, and continued to ask: "Do you know what it's talking about?"

Yue Mingxin was puzzled, and frowned: "What are you talking about? How do I know?"

Jin Ruoyan raised his head and looked at him expressionlessly: "It's saying, I'm a goose, I'm a goose!"

Everyone was stunned and burst into laughter, even the cameraman couldn't help it, the picture was shaking.

Yue Mingxin couldn't help but raise his forehead: I was wrong, I should have never done it, I just wanted to have fun for a while, and angered this poisonous beauty!

When did those two sinister pink lips turn into the pea shooter in Plants vs. Zombies, firing cannonballs at him non-stop? !

When it was Jin Ruoyan and Fang Yunqi's turn, Jin Ruoyan put on his apron, rolled up his sleeves, showing the demeanor of a chef, stretched out his hand towards Fang Yunqi, and said in a Beijing opera singing: "Boy, kill a chicken for your teacher!"

With both hands in his pockets, Fang Yunqi walked to the chicken coop and stood still. After half a minute of sculpting, he said, "Brother, I dare not."

Jin Ruoyan was sweating like crazy, it was only at this time that you remembered that I am your brother, right? !

In order to preserve Brother Dang's dignity, Jin Ruoyan pushed him aside, rushed into the chicken coop, chose the biggest one in it, struggled a few times, and finally picked up the chicken by its head.

Unwilling to accept the fate of being slaughtered immediately, the big broiler chicken struggled hard, its wings fluttering desperately, and its white feathers fluttered everywhere. Jin Ruoyan was covered from head to toe with feathers, but he didn't let go of his hands.

Fang Yunqi, who had nothing to do with himself, narrowed his eyes slightly: "Beast."

Jin Ruoyan chose to be indifferent to such a bitch who crossed the river and demolished the bridge. Without blinking his eyes and heartbeat, he wrung the chicken's neck with all his strength.

Fang Yunqi gasped: "It's not as good as a beast!"

Jin Ruoyan ignored him, walked out of the chicken coop, picked up a kitchen knife from the chopping board, opened a small hole in the back door of the chicken, then handed it to Fang Yunqi, and ordered: "You, take out the internal organs!"

Fang Yunqi: "..."

Looking at Fang Yunqi's devastated expression, Jin Ruoyan felt secretly refreshed, but thinking that this kid is not big-hearted and easy to hold grudges, if he retaliates while practicing dancing in the future, the gain will outweigh the loss!Isn't Xu Leshu the best example?

"Just kidding, it scares you!" Jin Ruoyan turned around and pointed to the yellow mud next to him, "Add some water to the yellow mud over there to make a slurry. I'll clean the chicken later, and I need to use the prepared mud to smear it! "

Hearing this, Fang Yunqi seemed to have received an amnesty, and his usual indifferent face became flattering without principle, and the sweetness of his smile soared four plus signs in an instant: "Okay, brother."

Jin Ruoyan couldn't help but sigh with emotion, this roundup is really meaningful!Unexpectedly, Fang Yunqi, who is eight feet tall and fit and handsome, has the potential to debut as a traitor C position!

But now there is no time to think about it, Jin Ruoyan put on plastic gloves and immediately went to work, endured the smell, first cleaned out the internal organs of the chicken, then put it under the faucet, rinsed it repeatedly until it was completely clean, and then began to put in spices .

The preliminary preparations were almost finished, Jin Ruoyan raised his wrist and wiped his nose, then yelled at Fang Yunqi, "Hey, are you done yet?"

As soon as Fang Yunqi raised his head, everyone present burst into laughter——

His heroic face was painted as a tabby cat, and mud was everywhere.

Jin Ruoyan couldn't help but smile wryly, such a dancing genius, but when it comes to cooking, his hands and feet are uncoordinated, as expected, one thing is one thing, Jin Ruoyan put the chicken on the iron plate, took a piece of clean cloth, and walked over: "I asked you to mix the mud, why did you put it all on your face?!"

As he said, he helped Fang Yunqi wipe it with his hands.

The cameraman has a keen sense of smell, and immediately followed, and began to shoot at close range without restraint, and almost stuck the camera in the eyes of the two to find each other.

Such an ambiguous scene, after post-processing, will definitely cause the rotten female fans to howl, but Jin Ruoyan is bitter in his heart. Two episodes have just aired, and the Internet about his CP has been flying all over the sky, the most hateful thing It is Lian and Xu Leshu's CP group, and they are all below!

I think he is wise and powerful, and his boyfriend is so powerful, why can't he turn over?

It's like cooking, who has such a skill?However, among the netizens, they were fixed on the gentle and virtuous person/wife/shou...

I really want to wipe a bitter tear for myself!

"Hey, what are you doing?" A voice suddenly interrupted.

The two turned their heads, and saw Xu Leshu with a serious expression first, then put on a routine smile and leaned over, squeezed in between the two, and winked at Jin Ruoyan: "Ruoyan, when can we eat it! He's starving to death!"

Before Jin Ruoyan could answer, Fang Yunqi stared down at the little head dangling from the tip of his nose: "Hello!"

"What are you doing?" Xu Leshu just turned her head when she felt two sticky hands brushing her cheeks, and then a small wind blew past her, making her cheeks icy cold.

Looking at his masterpiece, Fang Yunqi smiled very proudly, Xu Leshu wanted to get angry, but turned his anger into a smile——

I turned my back just now and didn't see Fang Yunqi's face clearly. Now the cat-like graffiti dangles in front of my eyes, which is really funny.

Like looking in a mirror, the two laughed at each other's ugliness to a new level.

"Hey, stop playing!"

The two people who were originally incompatible were able to let go of their knots and laugh and fight, which is really nice to hear, but in order to complete the cooking task, Jin Ruoyan had to interrupt: "Yun Qi, bring the mud here, let's move on to the next step—"

Before he could finish speaking, Jin Ruoyan's little face received the same yellow mud courtesy as Xu Leshu's, but the difference was that the victim just now became the perpetrator, and together with Fang Yunqi, they cooperated perfectly.

It happened that Yue Mingxin passed by and saw that everyone present was covered in mud. He thought they were having a good time, and happily ran to Jin Ruoyan, expecting reconciliation, and smiled flatteringly: "It's so fun to play with mud." Happy, add me!"

"Okay! Add you!" The perpetrators had already fled, and Jin Ruoyan glared at the person who rushed in front of him, and smoothly transferred his hatred, gnashing his teeth.

Yue Mingxin noticed the abnormality and wanted to withdraw, but it was too late.

I saw Jin Ruoyan picking up the old hen that had just been processed, playing with a set of nunchucks, and the spices stuffed in the back door flew everywhere like stray bullets. Looking at that beautiful face with ingredients such as scallions and ginger, Jin Ruoyan asked coldly: "How is it? Is it fun?!"

Hear, love, great,

And love will make you learn to endure and make the person you love become arrogant...

...but.....this is too fucking arrogant! ! !