[Journey to the West] Monkey, be good

between monkeys and joy

The Big Truths You Know or Don't Know

1. May I have your name?

Monkey (cold): Ask knowingly.

Huanxi: Surname Jin, first name Huanxi.

2. What is your age?

Monkey (cold): three thousand 250 six.

Huanxi: 920, Sishi's birthday on April [-] in the lunar calendar.

Author (Khan): ...Birthdate?I don't even know, how can you remember so clearly?

Huanxi (laughs): On that day, the monkey planted a tree of peach blossoms on my body. This was the first time I had a taste of blossoming and fruiting, so I regarded it as my birthday.Of course you don't know.

3. What is your gender?

Monkey (indifferently): ...

Huanxi: Peach trees are monoecious.

Author (surprised):! ! !

Huanxi (faint): But the monkey hopes that I can be a gentle gentleman who is as clear and bright as jade, so——I am male.

4. What is your personality like?

Monkey (faint): Once young and frivolous, but now he has been tempered by others.

Author: Who Grinds It? ... Jin Chan?

Monkey (violent): Are you looking for death?

Huanxi: I can be thin and generous in other things, but I can't tolerate sand in my eyes emotionally.

Author: Love or Die?

Huanxi (keep demeanor ing.): ...

5. The character of the other party?

Monkey (thinking): Sometimes it is as simple as a blank sheet of paper, but sometimes its mind is more delicate than anyone else.

Huanxi (laughs): Boring gourd.

Author (accident): The Great Sage doesn't look boring.Does he, does he know that you judge him so?

Huanxi (shaking his head): He doesn't know, I haven't told him yet.But no matter how difficult he was, he always liked to bury everything in his heart, especially during the time when he was studying in the Western Paradise, he was quite like a gourd.

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Monkey: 920 years ago, Pantaoyuan.

Huanxi: 920 years ago, Pantaoyuan. (a pause) But if you count from the time of Chaos Realm, it will be 10,000+ years.

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Monkey (reminiscing. Laughing): Ugly, but very cute.

Huanxi (reminiscing ing. Laughing out loud): Beauty, a little worship.

Author (meaningful): Just a little?

Huanxi (blush): My dream is to become a world-class hero like the Great Sage.

Author: It's okay, now you are the man behind the hero, greater than the hero.

8. What do you like about each other?

Monkey (without thinking): All of them.

Huanxi (laughs): This...is not easy to say.Monkeys have many advantages, and I like them all.As for his shortcomings, they happen to be within my acceptable range, and I like them too.

Author (laughing dryly): You can just say that you like the whole thing, and you still have such a big circle.

9. What do you hate about each other?

Monkey (lightly): I don't like it.

Huanxi (smile): As above.

10. Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Monkey: Do you still need to ask?

Huanxi (dumb): What is compatibility?appearance?character?

11. What do you call each other?

Monkey: Joy.When you mess with me, Jin Huanxi.

Author: Offended you?

Monkey (indifferent face): Yes.

Huanxi (gentle): Brother Changliu, the Great Sage, the monkey, the Great Sage, you... In short, there are quite a lot, it depends on the situation.

Author (with malicious intentions): I heard that the word "Changliu" was obtained by Jin Chan for the Great Sage. Wouldn't it be hard for you to call him "Brother Changliu" again?

Huanxi (downcast eyes): The monkey said that if I am happy, he will stay forever—I believe him.

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Monkey (lightly): Brother Changliu, or—husband.

Author (stared dumbfounded): Husband... Husband, (⊙o⊙)...

Huanxi (laughs): He usually only calls me Huanxi.I like the word "happy".

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Monkey (stares): Why must it be an animal, can’t it be a plant?

Author: OK... OK.

Monkey: crooked neck tree.

Author (with a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood): ...

Huanxi (naive): It’s a monkey.

Author: You are cute, everything you say is right!

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Monkey (petitious): What is mine is his.

Joy: peaches.

15. So what gift would you like for yourself?

Monkey: As long as he is by my side, the gift is not important.

Huanxi: We are all fine.As for presents, I like them all.

16. Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Monkey (helpless): He likes to give away peaches, usually if I find out about this kind of situation, I will definitely annoy him.For example, when Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace was restarted, and when Gao Cuilan gave birth to a child.

Huanxi (smiling): I have a lot of dissatisfaction, but I just get angry for a while.Now I can't remember when and why I was dissatisfied with him.

Author (distressed): Xianshang, your temper is really good.

17. What is your shortcoming?

Monkey (indifferent): Nothing wrong.

Huanxi: I often suffer from low back pain.

Author (whispering bb): You won't let the Great Sage take it easy.

Huanxi (doubt): Huh?I didn't catch what you said.

Author (laughs): Nothing!Strong bones, you deserve it!

18. What is the opponent's problem?

Monkey (distressed): Huanxi's waist is not good, I folded it once when I was a child.

Author (whispering bb): So you also know that Xianjun's waist is not good, Keke.

Huanxi: They are all good, I like him.

19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Monkey: It's still a matter of giving peaches to others.Also, for a while, he always pushed me towards Jin Chanzi foolishly.

Author (laughs): You "stupid" use it very well.You know his temperament, so don't worry too much about it.

Huanxi (warm voice): He concealed from me that he and Jin Chan had known each other for a long time, so I was really angry.There are some things that I don't want to know from others, even if it's a well-intentioned concealment.

Author (sincerely): Maybe the Great Sage doesn't really want to keep it a secret forever, but he hasn't had time to find the right time to tell you.Anyway, it's been 300 years, you should let go of your anger, right?

Huanxi (laughs): When I saw the note in the box, my anger disappeared.

Author (curious): I only know that there is a knot in the box where the hair of the Great Sage and you are braided together, and a new marriage thread.As for the note, what was written on it?

Joy (blush): Secret.

20. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Monkey (indifferent face) (guilt): I hurt him deeply, almost everything broke his heart.

Huanxi (smiling): Probably... just give away peaches to anyone.Peach is my soul, and monkey doesn't want me to be in danger.

21. How far is your relationship?

Monkey (lightly): talk about marriage.

Author: Did you propose?

Monkey (indifferent): Yes.But he hasn't given an answer yet.

Author: I heard that Mr. Cheng Xianyuan has experienced calamities in the lower realm recently, and you also went with him. Emmmmm... Do you plan to get married in the human world?

Monkey (absent): It depends on his wishes.As long as he needs me, I will always be there.

Huanxi: I've done everything I should and shouldn't do anyway, so it should be considered relatively close, right?

Author (laughs): Intimacy, natural intimacy.

22. Where did two people first date?

Monkey: No date.

Huanxi (laughs): I and the Great Sage came naturally and naturally, I didn't date on purpose.But... as long as the two are together, I'm happy.

23. How was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Author: Skip this question.

24. How far has it progressed?

Author: Skip this question.

25. Where do you go on a date?

Author: Jump to this question...

Monkey: wait a minute!Does the illusion of ten directions under the Five Elements Mountain count?That was the first time I spoke to him, well, I mean he spoke to me in human form.

Author: count.

Monkey: In this case, the first date will be in Shifang Mirage, where the atmosphere is tense and exciting, but relaxed.

Author (skeptical): Nervous and relaxed?

Monkey (recall): Tension refers to the external environment at that time, while relaxation refers to my inner feelings.I feel very relaxed when I'm with him.

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Monkey (annoyed) (jump): Why don't I know Huanxi's birthday? !He never said that to me either! ! !

Author (scared): Da Da Da... Da Sheng, blame me, blame me.I forgot to write orz...

Huanxi (thinking): Probably... cook him a bowl of longevity noodles?

Author: According to your cooking skills, I sympathize with the Great Sage.

27. Which party confessed first?

Monkey (gentle): He.

Huanxi (laughs): Me.

28. How much do you like each other?

Monkey: likes to make people schizophrenic.

Joy: The more time passes, the more I like it.

29. So, do you love each other?

Monkey (firm): Love.

Author (problem): First love?The only one ever loved?

Monkey (with no expression on his face): What do you mean?

Author (exploration): You knew Jin Chan first, did you never think about him?

Monkey (stiff): ...

Author: Great Sage Needless to say, I understand and I understand.

Monkey (quietly): In Jin Chan's ninth life, I did express my love to him, but he rejected it on the grounds of common people.I'm not someone who likes to stalk and beat others up, so I won't mention it anymore.Later, when I got Huanxi, I devoted myself to him, and never thought about Jin Chan again—don't tell Huanxi about these things, I'm afraid he will think too much.

Author (loving mother laughs): Who said you don't like 'stalking'?It's not uncommon for me to see you stalking Chengxian Yuanjun with the cheek.Let’s not mention the distance, let’s just talk about the last 300 years, knowing that he doesn’t want to see you, don’t you still go to the ghost world to ask for someone?

Monkey (slightly stunned): ...

Author: Only for the one you love, because you don't want to lose it, you will try hard to keep it.And when Jin Chan said "life is the most important thing", you easily let go of this feeling, and broke it completely, which shows that you are far from loving him deeply.

Monkey (returning to consciousness, smiling lightly): Maybe.In short, now I only love Huanxi, and it will not change in the future.

Huanxi (soft voice): I am happy with him.

30. What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Monkey (laughs): He rarely acts like a baby to me.But——if he is willing to call me "Brother Changliu" from time to time, I think I will be very happy.

Author: Why do you say that?Does "Brother Changliu" have any special meaning to you?

Monkey (bitter): It's not special to me, but to him.The most important person in his heart and the one who treats him best is not "Monkey King", but "Sun Changliu", even though Changliu and I are one and two minds.But for him... it's still different.It was Sun Changliu who always loved and protected him, but it was me who kept abandoning him.

Huanxi (laughs): The answer is written on the little note in the box.

Author (crazy): You didn't show me the little note you said!

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Monkey: Jealousy is schizophrenic.

Huanxi (indifferent): If he is sure that he no longer has this gentleman in his heart, he should break up.

32. Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

Monkey: I can't stand it.

Huanxi (downcast eyes): Unforgivable.

33. What if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Monkey (indifferently): Of course I will pick him up.The somersault cloud is one hundred and eight thousand miles in one second, how far can it not be reached?

Huanxi (laughs): The great sage has somersaults, and such things as being late do not exist for him.Unless he doesn't want to come.

35. The other party's sexy expression?

Author (scratching head): Huh?Is there a 34 question missing?

36. When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Monkey (silent): ...

Author: Great Saint, what's wrong with you?

Monkey (light): When he is in danger, or when they have sex together.The heart rate of the two is equal.

Author (Khan): ...

Huanxi (blush): When he said he wanted to marry me.

Author (Zhi Zao): Hey, didn’t you agree?

Huanxi: If you don't agree, you don't agree, but it doesn't prevent me from being happy.

38. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Monkey: Being able to be with Huanxi makes me happy in everything I do.

Huanxi: Being able to be with the Great Sage makes me happy in everything I do.

39. Ever quarreled?

Monkey: I quarreled.

Huanxi: Yes.

40. What are the quarrels?

Monkey (indifferent): My fault.

Huanxi (mildly, laughing): He provokes me.

41. How to reconcile afterwards?

Monkey (with no expression on his face): stalking and begging for mercy.It's easy to soften your heart when you are happy.It really doesn't work - pass a small note.

Author: Great Sage, what did you write on that piece of paper?Can you stop being a fool.

Monkey (slightly surprised): Didn't Huanxi tell you?

Author (shaking his head): No wow—Xianjun said that it is a secret between you and him, and it should not be known to outsiders.

Monkey (nods): Right.After all, you are just an outsider.

Author (received a critical hit of [-] points):? ? ? ! ! !

Huanxi (thought for a while): After you asked me, I found that it seemed that after every quarrel, the monkey came to admit my mistake first.

Author: That's good, it shows that your family has a high status in Xianshang.

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Monkey (indifferent plus): Otherwise, why should I follow him to the world to experience calamities?It's not to watch him, so as not to be abducted.

Author (doubtful): But Great Sage, don’t you have this life and no afterlife? How can you be reincarnated?

Monkey (continues indifferent): I asked Mingjun to make a contribution to the Book of Life and Death.

Author (shocked): What? !You actually went to ask Pluto?When have you ever begged others, and you tore up the "Book of Life and Death" by yourself, and now you beg Pluto to rewrite it, isn't that a slap in the face?

Monkey (shen): Don't tell him.

Author (trying to calm down.) (trying failed ed.): Impossible!You have to let Jun Yuan know about this, otherwise how could he be aware of your infatuation for him?

Huanxi (nodding): Hope.

Author: That... I'm curious why Xianjun wants to reincarnate ten lives?What does it matter if one more life is one less?

Huanxi (smiling lightly): The monkey and the golden cicada have been bound together for ten lifetimes, so naturally I cannot be compared.

Author (suddenly): Ah, so you... ahaha, I thought you didn't mind.

Huanxi (maintain demeanor): I have said it.Emotional matters, I can't tolerate sand in my eyes.

43. When do you feel loved?

Monkey: Many times.Except for the few months when he first ascended, I thought he had forgotten everything, but after I went to Yashan, I realized that he still remembered.Another thing is that when he learned that his root of love had been broken, he felt that he was not loved anymore.At other times, even if you want to hide your feelings, you can't hide them. His eyes are not deceiving, and his heart is easy to soften.

Author: You can see that Mr. Yuan is easy to soften his heart, but he can give up when he gives up!

Monkey (staring): Hey, what kind of nonsense are you talking about!Are you asking for a fight?

Joy (melancholy): the last few hundred years.In the past, I always thought that I was in unrequited love.

author:……

44. How do you express your love?

Monkey: pester him, get tired of him, pamper him, coax him.Kiss, hug and hold high.

Joy: support him, follow him, worship him.

Author: Worship is the preservative of love.But Mr. Yuan must remember not to put his attitude too low, otherwise the Great Sage will not cherish it easily.

Huanxi (implicit): Well, I know.

45. When did you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

Monkey: see question 43.

Huanxi: see question 43.

46. ​​Which flower do you think matches your partner?

Monkey: peach blossom.

Huanxi: Emmmmm... I can't think of it, how about you remind me?

author:……

47. Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Monkey (indifferently): There are some things he doesn't need to know.

Huanxi (thought for a while): At present, I have nothing to hide from him.

48. Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Monkey: It’s not as good as the long stay in the past, you can love someone without reservation.

Author: I believe that what Xianjun likes must be all of you, not just a one-sided strand of soul.

Huanxi (laughs): A crooked neck tree that won't bear fruit.But now it's calm.

49. Is the relationship between the two public or secret?

Monkey (indifferent): I haven't made it public on purpose, but it's known to all three worlds.But that's good too, lest I have to give another notice in the future.

author:……

Huanxi (distressed): I don't know how it happened, but now everyone seems to know that I have an old relationship with Monkey King.

Author: Have you forgotten the day when Si Ming sold monkeys to save face?

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Monkey (looking into the distance): Sure.

Author: come on!

Huanxi (lightly): Yes.

Author: Yuan Jun, can we please remove the word "ba"?