[Journey to the West] Monkey, be good

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the receiver

monkey: attack

Joy: subject to

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Monkey: He was soft and cute when he was young

Joy: naturally

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Monkey: They are both married, of course they are satisfied, why are they not satisfied?

Joy: um

54 The location of the first H

Monkey: My Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave

55 Feelings at that time

monkey: stimulating

Author: Huh?

Monkey: Wouldn't it be exciting to do something that a dead monkey would not dare to do, and to sleep with someone he would not dare to sleep with?

Author: Ah, great sage, you...

Monkey: Oh, what I mean is that I was Sun Changliu at that time, let’s take a closer look

Author Jun: ... Then Cheng Xianjun, how did you feel at that time?

Huanxi: Actually, at that time, I... most of my heart was still sad.Dasheng and Brother Changliu, they are people I can't let go of.

56 The appearance of the other party at that time

Monkey: Sentimental, he was still a teenager at that time, very well-behaved

Huanxi: He looks as he is now, arrogant and domineering

57 Your first words in the morning of the first night are

Monkey: What, the waist hurts again?

Joy: no pain

Author Jun: ... Yes, you have an old disease in your waist, and you can't stand it

58 H times per week

Monkey: seven times, every day

Joy: Three or four times

Author: Ah, how many times?

Monkey: That... every day is my ideal, but Huanxi has a waist injury, so I can only do it every other day

Author: Keke

59 Ideally, several times a week

Monkey: As I said just now, the ideal is every day

Huanxi: If there are more episodes in the future, the author, please remember to write about my back injury being healed

60 So, what kind of H?

Monkey: Can you control it?

Huanxi: Well, how dare you say that

61 My most sensitive place

monkey: chirp

Huanxi: Great Sage, what nonsense are you talking about?

Author: Heck, what about you, Mr. Cheng Xian?

Huanxi: Me, let’s move to the side of the waist, every time he creaks, his body becomes soft

62 The other party's most sensitive place

Monkey: Waist side and earlobe

Huanxi: That...well, that's...

Author: Jiji?

Huanxi: ...um

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party in H

Monkey: Makes me miss Japan more

Huanxi: Cough, most of the time it is very gentle

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Monkey: Yes.But it’s not that I like H, I just like H with him

Joy: me too

65 H places in general

Monkey: On the bed or in the water, it is usually a relatively soft place

Author: You are also a soft person, you are taking care of Cheng Xianjun's waist

66 H places you want to try

Monkey: barren mountains, haystacks

joy:……

67 Is the shower before H or after H

Monkey: both

Huanxi: Well, more afterwards

Is there any agreement at 68H?

Monkey: Each other is false, but it is a matter of life to believe that he is mine

Huanxi: I haven’t had an appointment, but it seems that I don’t need it

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

monkey: no

joy: no

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"

Monkey: I've got it, why bother with something that doesn't exist

Huanxi: Ah, I don’t agree. If Brother Changliu doesn’t love me one day, I will be sad, but I will let him go

71 What would you do if the other party was raped|raped by thugs

Monkey: kill that person, then love him more

Huanxi: It is estimated that no one will dare to rape|rape the Great Sage

72 Do you feel embarrassed before H or after

Monkey: why are you embarrassed

Huanxi: At the beginning, it is more natural now

Author: Yes, old couple

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you

Monkey: Such a friend, break up as soon as possible

Huanxi: I don't have such a friend

74 Do you think you are good at H?

monkey: um

Huanxi: No...

75 What about the other party?

Monkey: I want him to do nothing|Day

Huanxi: Great Saint, you...

76 What do you want the other party to say at the time of H?

Monkey: Call me by name, say you love me, feel needed

Huanxi: Well, I hope we only have each other in our eyes and hearts

77 What kind of expression do you like the other person when H

Monkey: like all of them

Joy: me too

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

monkey: no

joy: don't think so

79 Are you interested in SM?

Monkey: No, but you can ask Erlangshen this question, he always has a dog on a leash

Huanxi: This fairy is very dignified and does not have these strange hobbies

80 If the other party suddenly stops asking for your body, you will

Monkey: Worrying about whether he is not feeling well, and the problem of back pain has happened again

Huanxi: He doesn't love me anymore

Author: Why do you think so?

Huanxi: A person who pesters you to bed every day, wishing to cling to you all the time, suddenly treats you coldly, what do you think?

Author Jun: Yes, the character and thinking logic of the Great Sage is "Loving someone = going to bed with him"

81 What do you think about rape?

Monkey: This is the loss of morality, it is a crime

Huanxi: Should be sentenced to 300 years or more in prison

The more painful thing in 82H is

Monkey: be restrained

Joy: When he can't restrain himself

83 Among the H so far, the place that makes you feel most excited and anxious is

Monkey: The first time in Huaguoshan, exciting and anxious

joy: no

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Monkey: It seems not, he is not a temptation

Huanxi: Every time he takes the initiative

Monkey: But even if Huanxi does not take the initiative, in my opinion, it is enough temptation, so I can't help it...

joy:……

85 The expression of the attacking side at that time

Author Jun: This problem has been

86 Has the attacker ever committed violence?

Monkey: There are often strong kisses, but no rape|violence

87 The recipient's reaction at that time was

Author Jun: This problem has been

88 For you, the ideal of "being an H object" is

monkey: he

Huanxi: I only like Dasheng

89 Does the current partner meet your ideals?

Unanimously: yes

90 Have you ever used props in H?

Monkey: If you like it, you just like it. It’s strange to be so fancy, okay?

Author: After the identification, you are a straight man

91 When did your first time happen

Monkey: thousands of years ago

Joy: um

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Monkey: Of course, I only slept with him

joy: yes

93 The number of H times per night is

Monkey: about three times

Author: Ha, I thought you were Seven Times One Night

monkey:……

At 94 hours, should you take off your clothes yourself, or should the other party help you take them off?

Monkey: Myself, he is embarrassed

Huanxi: Most of the time it is him, because he is in a hurry

What is 95 H to you?

Monkey: Necessities of life, if you love him, sleep with him

Joy: it comes naturally when love is strong

96 I heard that Jin Chanzi went to the world to save people, what do you think about it?

Monkey: ...Why are you mentioning Jin Chan at this time?

Author: If you are not guilty, please answer truthfully

Monkey: If he wants to go, he can go. It may not be a good thing for him to stay in Xitian. Pursuing sentient beings has always been his ideal. This time he can regain his original intention and not forget his original intention.

Huanxi: In fact, Dasheng and I occasionally go to the human world to see Jin Chan, and we can see that although he lives in poverty, he is really happy when preaching the scriptures

97 This question is only for the great sage, if Jin Chan hadn’t rejected people for thousands of miles, if he had no other people but you in his heart, would you have fallen in love with him?

Monkey: no if

Author: Please answer positively. I think this is what Cheng Xianjun has always wanted to ask but didn’t ask.

monkey: yes

Author: Do you really dare to say that the daughter-in-law is still here, do you want to survive?

Monkey: I knew Jin Chan first, and I was indeed attracted to him. I felt sorry for his experience, wanted to protect him, and finally fell in love with him. These are all logical, but only "if".If Jin Chan didn't have all the people in the world in his heart, but only love for his children, then he would no longer be Jin Chan.So your assumption is not valid, the person I love is destined to be happy

Author: You are justified in this wave of forced explanations

98 This question is only for Mr. Yuan. You have suffered a lot in chasing after the great sage. Was there a moment when you wanted to give up?

Joy: not a moment, but many times

Author: Huh? !

Huanxi: For example, the time I was caught in the fire, the time he knelt down to Jin Chan in Daughter Country, and the later Lingshan Dao Fa Conference

Author: Then why...

Huanxi: But, but he finally came.Every time, when I need him the most, although he is late, he still comes in the end, doesn't he?He has his last resort, and I have mine.Feelings sound complicated, but sometimes they are very simple. Love is love, and hate is hate.I hate him to the bone, and love him to the bone, but I can't make myself love and hate at the same time, this is hard.I have no choice but to choose one that makes me happier. Since I want to love, just continue to love with all my heart.

99 What are your plans after marriage? Do you have a plan to give birth to a monkey?

Monkey: It is a little difficult to give birth to a monkey, but it is feasible to pluck a pinch of monkey hair and turn into a group of monkey cubs

Huanxi: Many newborn monkeys have been born in Huaguo Mountain recently, they are all very cute, and we have always regarded them as our own

100 Please say something to your lover

Monkey: Happy, I'm sleepy, let's go home and sleep

Joy: good

Author:  …

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