[Journey to the West] Monkey, be good

Since I couldn't see with my eyes, I was even more curious, so I grabbed the monkey's arm and asked, "What's wrong? What did you see?"

The monkey smiled: "This temple of the Jade Emperor is very grand."

Ben Xianjun asked: "What kind of style?"

"Made of pure gold, carved dragons and painted phoenixes, everywhere is the aura of nouveau riche. The golden light is shining, even if I have golden eyes, I will soon be blinded." Monkey said, holding this fairy and walking in a certain direction After a few steps, it seems to be in front of a door.He stopped, and still gently opened the door with his foot.

"Yo, it's worse than snow blindness." This fairy was amazed, and asked again: "Have you seen the statue of the Jade Emperor?"

The monkey nodded: "Tall and mighty, swallowing mountains and rivers with arrogance."

"Gao..." Ben Xianjun opened his mouth, wanting to say something.But considering that the Jade Emperor's Dharma image is here, if what I said is heard by his old man, he will cause trouble for me after returning to the heaven, and the gain will outweigh the loss, so I gave up.

But the monkey spoke out what the fairy was thinking.

"The appearance of the Jade Emperor is elegant and graceful, with long eyebrows like willows, Zhilan Yushu. If he didn't grow that goatee, he would be no different from those white-faced young men in the mortal world. If the statue in the hall is Guan Yunchang, the martial saint, that's fine. Said it was the Jade Emperor...hehe."

"You can't say that." Ben Xianjun hurriedly said, "These mortals have never seen the real body of the Jade Emperor, so they naturally took it for granted when shaping the statue. Now, they have made the Jade Emperor's dharma look tall and mighty , it must be because they believe in their hearts that the Jade Emperor, an old man, is in charge of the fairy world, and his majesty is inviolable."

After finishing speaking, Ben Xianjun laughed again, and said in his heart: Jade Emperor, all kinds of disrespect and all kinds of disrespect are nothing to do with monkeys. You must listen to Xiaoxian's flattering so loudly. to ah!

"When you say that, it reminds me of Guanyin." The monkey didn't doubt it, and put down the fairy, "People in the world have only heard of 'Avalokitesvara in Carrying Baskets' and 'Avalokitesvara in Sending Children', so they think that Guanyin is the master." His Dharma appearance is the body of a daughter, and the Bodhisattva statues in the temple are all images of benevolent and kind-hearted women, but they don’t know that the Buddhas of the Western Heavens, the Buddha’s nature is born from the heart, and there is no distinction between male and female.”

Ben Xianjun touched the soft mattress under his body and guessed that it was a bed, and the monkey and I should be in the side hall of the Jade Emperor Temple now.Hearing monkeys say that there is no distinction between men and women in Buddhism, he couldn't help but tease him.

Perhaps the atmosphere was good along the way, but I don't know where the courage came from. I pointed to a certain place of the monkey and asked with a smirk, "Are you considered a Buddha now? Is there really no distinction between men and women?"

The monkey pointed at the wrist of this fairy, and gently pushed my hand away, "Why, Huanxi is in a hurry to find out?"

"..." It was indeed a bit over the line, this fairy withdrew his hand resentfully, and laughed awkwardly: "Haha, it's just a joke, it's just a joke."

Hou Zi chuckled, and said, "I'm a monk halfway through, and recently I'm still thinking of returning to the secular world, so it's not within the scope of your understanding, it's an odd number."

"Returning to vulgarity?" Ben Xianjun was stunned for a moment, hearing the monkey's voice not far away from me, so he turned his head to the direction of the voice, and asked in surprise: "Why?"

"No reason, I've been in the empty door for a long time, and I want to go out and have a look." Monkey said slowly.

The monkey's explanation is the same as not saying it, it is too far-fetched.Ben Xianjun wanted to ask in detail, but suddenly realized that he was a little too lenient. Whether the monkey became a monk or returned to the vulgar should have nothing to do with me, so he stopped talking.

"Hey, have you..." Just joking, I haven't forgotten the business.Because of blindness, this fairy wants to know what is going on in the temple and has to rely on monkeys to relay.I was just about to ask Monkey if he found anything else wrong in the temple besides the "upstart temperament".

At this time, the bed next to the fairy slumped slightly, as if someone had climbed onto the bed.I was startled, and my body immediately collapsed unconsciously.

"Long stay?"

"En." The monkey responded, and lay down next to the fairy in his clothes.

Ben Xianjun moved to the inside of the bed and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"It's getting late." The monkey said, "After walking for a day, it's time to rest."

"I know." Ben Xianjun said: "Rest when you rest, why..."

The monkey turned over and seemed a little unhappy, "Only one bed, don't sleep here, can you let me sleep on the floor?"

"..." When it comes to this point, if this fairy lord refuses people for thousands of miles, it will seem too inhumane, so he has to acquiesce.I lay on my side, with my back to the monkey, and asked, "Are there any other unusual places in the temple? I can't see them. Tell me."

"It's a huge empty hall, there are only a few incense burners on the altar table, it's very deserted, there's nothing to see." Monkey said.

Ben Xianjun frowned and turned around: "No, the news I got is that the temple is full of incense and the number of believers has skyrocketed."

"Heh." The monkey snorted, and said, "The temple is built on the top of Mount Ji. If you want to offer incense, you have to climb the mountain, and it's a snow mountain. As long as you don't want to ask for trouble, who would come here to offer incense?"

Ben Xianjun propped up half of his body, resting his cheeks, thinking: "Could it be that the Jade Emperor is cheating on me again?"

"Not necessarily." Monkey laughed a few times, "You're not that stupid, how can you be so easy to lie?"

"Yes." Ben Xianjun nodded and lay down again.As soon as he closed his eyes, he felt that what the monkey said just now was a bit wrong, and asked, "Huh? What do you mean by that?"

The monkey didn't want to pester him anymore, and said with a smile, "Okay, go to bed quickly. Rest your eyes, maybe you can see it tomorrow morning."

Ben Xianjun pursed his mouth, seeing that he couldn't beat the monkey, he felt sullen in his heart.But apart from being stuffy, there seems to be something else, which is sour and numb, which makes people feel very happy.

Ben Xianjun bent his knees, folded his arms and lay on his side, shrinking into a ball.Maybe the monkey thought I was cold, so he fetched a brocade quilt from somewhere, and put it on me lightly.

"You said..." Ben Xianjun sniffed and pulled the brocade quilt to his chin, exposing only his head, "Today you and I walked all day, there is nothing but the human|skin|mask|mask Nothing, should we try something else?"

The monkey said "Oh?", with great interest: "What's the way, let me tell you about it?"

"Well..." Ben Xianjun meditated for a while, and said: "No matter what the other party is, since it hides so that we can't find it, why don't we try to lure it out and let it fall into the trap?"

"Hmm..." the monkey pondered for a while, and said, "Good idea. How do you want to lure it into the trap?"

"Hey!" Ben Xianjun pulled down the quilt, turned over and faced the monkey, flatteringly said: "It depends on you...whether you are willing to help."

"Me?" Monkey was taken aback, realized something, and refused righteously: "No!"

Ben Xianjun grabbed the monkey randomly, and actually grabbed the monkey's shoulder.Fearing that he would escape, I held on tightly, and said with a shy face: "In Gao Laozhuang, when you surrendered the altar envoy of the pig demon at that time, didn't you transform into a daughter once? Then you will transform again today." ? Anyone who likes to have your face picked up, let it be picked up, I still don't believe it, who can pick up your face."

"..." The monkey was speechless, and I couldn't see his expression, so I had to act out the show myself, smiling like a spring flower.I moved closer to the monkey, shook his arm, and begged: "Please, just this time, can you help me out? Turn around, turn around and ask Zitong to pack a few more when the peaches in my garden are ripe. Send it to you?"

"It's as if I miss those peaches of yours." The monkey snorted and pulled away my fairy's hand.

"Aside from peaches, I don't have anything to worry about here." Ben Xianjun said bitterly, knowing that there is no shortage of peaches in Monkey's Huaguo Mountain, he probably looked down on my conditions, and sighed: "You don't want peaches. It’s okay to help, I’ll think of another way.”

"That's all." The monkey's tone was a little soft, "I won't be an example."

"!" Ben Xianjun was overjoyed, "So you agreed?"

The monkey said "hmm".

"Has it changed now? You don't need to be too pretty, Miss Gao's appearance is pretty enough." Ben Xianjun said, hurriedly touched the monkey's face, but felt that the bridge of the nose of "Miss Gao" was a little higher, and the eyebrows were raised. A little bit, the eyebrows are a little thicker, and the facial contours are a little blunt, why doesn't she look like a delicate young lady?

I stroked the monkey's face several times, and finally my fingertips rested on his cool lips, trembling...the lips look like a monkey?Could it be that the monkey has not had time to become Miss Gao?Even if it changes, men and women can't kiss each other, and the monkey's face shouldn't be something I can touch casually.

Ben Xianjun trembled, and was about to take it back, but was caught by the monkey and pulled back.

The monkey's lips pressed against Ben Xianjun's fingertips, opened and closed, and his voice was slightly hoarse: "Have you... touched enough?"

"Ah...that...uh haha." Ben Xianjun's cheeks were hot, and he wished he could find a crack in the ground to slip down, and throw him to the west mountain ashamed!After a few awkward laughs, I pulled my hand vigorously, and said with a "squeak": "I was so happy for a while, please don't mind... let go, let go...it hurts..."

"Jin Huanxi, aren't you going too far?" Monkey paused, gnashing his teeth.Not only did he not let go, but he turned over and pressed down, and locked Ben Xianjun firmly on the bed with clever strength, unable to move.

Ben Xianjun couldn't see the monkey's expression, he could only feel his approaching breath, and instinctively turned his head to avoid it.At this time, "Prajna" suddenly danced wildly on this fairy's wrist, and irregular bells rang throughout the hall.

The monkey paused, and the Immortal Lord was about to remind the monkey that something was wrong outside the temple, so he leaned over to protect me. At the same time, with a sound of "Boom!", the entire roof fell down, and the Jade Emperor Temple... collapsed.